#this is personal and stupid but maaan

[runawaymun]

God. The little Shari’s in my area is such a bastion of comfort to me. That place has not changed in 20 years. The same staff are there that I used to see as a teenager when I came in at 2am to get away from my parent’s house and do my homework with bottomless coffee & free wifi. Even the music is the same. The food’s the same. The prices really haven’t changed, either.

[nyxthejinx]

Answering to this desperate cry for help

Maaan this was so much fun fr, i hope I made these bad boys justice. Also, didn't know what kind of format I should be using and especially how to repost the original thing, since copying and pasting on the reblog would be absolute hell rip

𝐓𝐖: people biting each other but in an affectionate way, idk lemme know if there's more

𝐅𝐭.: Dottore, Xiao, Childe - GN!Reader

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1.1k (in total)

𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨: 3rd Made in Abyss soundtrack - Kevin Penkin (yes, it's that good, no comment)

𝐃𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞

OHOO he's gonna be so intrigued by this weird habit of yours.

We all know he's not big on social interactions and all -he barely values human life- but when you came into the picture he felt invested in someone for the first time. Hence he observes... Normal people, to learn the basics.

He's smart, a quick learner. Will understand in no time your likes and dislikes, but one day you?? Bite him? Chomp like a feral newborn kitten? Oh, his scholar personality spikes through the roof.

Dottore's never seen anyone bite their partner like you do, it confuses him at first, although he won't say anything and just chuckle. He'd rather observe you and come to his own conclusions before asking.

Was it a one time thing? When, how and where do you like to do it? Is there a deeper meaning, a show of intimacy? Need for attention? Affection?

Yeah he'll treat it like a maths equation, that's how he is.

Some days you'd see him without his mask, leaning particularly close to your face. Other times he'd set his gloves aside and let his digits linger on your cheeks and jaw for every little thing. (He knows he’s difficult to bite because of his clothes)

"Oh Dear, look at your lips, they're chapped/full of crumbs/smeared with any other kind of food/every single excuse he can come up with."

It takes you a bit longer than you would've wanted, but you realise his true intentions eventually. If you feel smug you can just chomp on him randomly and see him lose his mind (he thought he'd figured everything out rip dottore.exe).

I advise against it though, he'd repay the torture tenfold. (aka not cuddle with you even if you ask nicely).

Overall, Dottore finds this habit of yours cute. You're a nice little, innocent thing in his eyes and that just adds to your charm.

Yeah you can be a 1.90m tall menace of a person and he'd still tease you, an arrogant, mean jerk >:(

After some time he starts biting you back (ouch shark teeth), not in a painful way ofc. He's so casual with it, most likely to strike when you least expect it just to see your surprised and/or flustered face.

Or to have you chomping in return, even ;)

I'd say 7.5/10, good chomping partner but will "fight" back.

𝐗𝐢𝐚𝐨

My guy, poor guy.

He's another social inept, we all know why.

He started to learn about human customs after meeting you, and you've helped him out a lot, but he's still so stiff.

He probably gets a heart attack every time you give him a surprise hug. The day you chomp on him his soul leaves his body.

It's not that he's a scaredy cat, physical touch just overwhelms his senses if he's not prepared :((

Asks you to tell him beforehand next time.

But aside from that he doesn't seem to mind. He finds every human custom weird in a way, this one is no exception, and eventually it becomes routine yeah?

I think he's a perfect subject for chomping, with all the exposed skin he has. I mean, look at his shoulders! The urge to sneak up from behind and just CHOMP.

He's got muscles for days too, won't shatter your teeth on his bones. AND HIS CHEEKS- his baby cheeks, they look so soft how can you not bite those.

But yeah, just give him some time and he'll get used to this.

Xiao's not stupid either, he notices right away that you're the only human partaking in this activity, or in public at least. Lowkey feels happy and proud to have you as a partner, you're so special and unique :( <33

At some point he'll want to try it out as well, but he's sooo shy about it and a bit scared he'll hurt you. You gotta make him confess with bone crushing hugs.

When he eventually chomps back he's UGHH so soft with it. For Xiao it's more about the meaning and the bonding experience than the chomp itself.

9/10 if you're fine with doing all the chomping. 8/10 if you want chomps back, but definetly recommended.

𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞

Run. RUN. RUN FOR YOUR CHEEKS' LIFE.

He is THE chomping menace.

Let me tell ya, you're putting your life on the line. It's like a declaration of war and he will not hesitate to respond with all he's got.

We know for a fact that he's always up for a challenge. If you're crazy enough to engage and bite him first, well I hope you have a survival plan for the rest of your life cus he won't stop.

It can and will escalate in a "fight" if you're in a private space (you know the tickle fights where you become a mess of tangled limbs? That.) If you try that in public though? He's gonna look at you like a damn predator.

He'll eat your cheeks once you get home, good luck.

His bites are rough-ish too, unfortunately for you. He’d never hurt you on purpose, and is always careful with his strength, but in the heat of battle he’ll forget; 7 times out of 10 you leave the field with a 32 teeth bite mark. 

I think he is more of a cheek guy than anything. They're always available and easy to reach, regardless of your height, and it's also so intimate because who else touches your face? No one, aside from him.

He's the chosen one.

And don't think it will stop at the first time, no no. You've unlocked a new hobby for him. He'll put so much effort in it, it's terrifying.

If you act surprised or flustered well, bonus points in his opinion. Your face is just priceless and will make a habit to make you react that way.

At that point you either fight back or succumb. His soft spots are his stomach (duh, nibble on the exposed skin when he's in his work clothes, I bet he's ticklish), his nape, collarbones and overall the base of his neck.

The rest of his body is still a good chomping surface, but his instincts kick in and his muscles go taut, it's like biting a rock and has no effect on him.

Childe will definitely give you a hard time. It's up to you to take advantage of the right moment and give him a good revenge chomp.

Honestly, he's my fave ever but I'll give him a 5/10 just because of that. Can't even bite the man in peace anymore 🙄

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[kyannae]

ok ok so I have an idea, nagi and reader as married couple, (or if your not good with aging them up, you can make it be like Nagi gave them a promise ring or something) playing valorant or games in general with matching tags dominating the games obviously ofc you can add whatever you want in it

gamer couple 💯，↷ nagi seishiro.

summary: even though the both of you were a married couple, you two still found immense joy in playing games and dominating the match. (gn!reader)

category: fluff

warnings: aged up nagi, no they don't do anything inappropriate they just got married, igaguri, gn!reader

a/n: OMG??? this is such a good idea except I don't play valorant 😭 I'm going to go with arsenal instead since my brother has been forcing me to play it nowadays ☠️ i hope this was fine and up to your expectations 🥹

"someone's on the roof." you voiced out to your lover, nagi- whom was playing together with you. the both of you were sitting side by side, fingers pressed on the keyboard and mouse.

"yeah?" nagi replied, pointing his gun up before shooting at the person on the roof- getting a headshot.

"nice kill," you commented- shooting down people on the red team whom had just spawned.

switching to your blade so that you could move faster, you killed someone using it while they were too preoccupied in trying to snipe others on your team.

"niiice." nagi praised when seeing your kill notification at the upper right hand corner of the screen.

"ah, i got the golden gun." you said, before you groaned. "damn. got killed."

"don't worry. i jus' got one." nagi replied, quickly running around to search for players. finding one, he quickly delivered a headshot- and the match ended.

nagi was in first place, obviously, while you were second, close behind. you stretched, typing a 'gg' in the chat, nagi doing the same.

nozaza123 - hack?

realnagi - no u jus' suck.

realy/n - HELP

you laughed at what nagi typed into the chat, seeing 'nozaza123' get all angry and leave, swearing that he would report him.

"mmm...good match." nagi mumbled, clinging onto you like a koala. his personality didn't change at all since he was a teen.

"mhm, i agree. maaan, it still feels as though we were young." you replied, gently patting nagi's head, the diamond on your ring twinkling from the light cast down on the both of you. "let's head to bed now, sei. you have a match tomorrow."

"okay...give me a sec." nagi took out his camera, quickly taking a photo of the game match before it disappeared, and uploading it to twitter. "kay. let's go sleep."

that night, the comments were flooded with people laughing at 'nozaza123' , people commenting on how good the both of you played, and people wanting to play with you two. they were also fawning over how the both of you had matching tags.

IGAGURI:

FUCK U TWO THERE'S NO WAY YOU ARENT HACKING. U N YOUR STUPID MATCHING TAGS AND CHARACTERS 🖕🖕

NAGI SEISHIRO:

ez game nozaza123

um, and igaguri got bashed in the comments.

© kyannae

[toujokaname]

Card shuffle / Episode 2

Author: Akira

Characters: Rinne, Tatsumi, Aira, Mayoi

"Why'd you change so much, Rinne-senpai?"

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Season: Winter

Location: Training Room

Rinne: Anyway, yeah.

For that reason, we've been dragged into this fateful (?) showdown (pfft) between ALKALOID and Crazy:B! Talk about being saddled with a stupid plan!

Honestly, it's a royal pain in the ass to deal with, since it was clearly cooked up by some moron who doesn't know jack about us.

You guys aside, we Crazy:B are still at a disadvantage in ES 'cause of what we did in the summer. We reap what we sow, but still?

Apparently, ES wants to make this Matrix thing into a big event that'll mark the end of their first year of existence—

And we gotta do our best to hype it up, right?

If we disobey, well, you guys may be fine, but we might actually get the boot this time.

Can't say I'm thrilled about caving in to threats, but... Really, what has ES ever done for us?

Did they actually think we'd be all like "oh, yay, we're so pumped to work for ES!" with stars in our eyes? That nonsense's fine in dreams, but they need a reality check already, hm?

Tatsumi: ...You've been harsher than usual for a while now. Rinne-san, do you have any particular thoughts on this plan?

Though it's admittedly a flawed project, I'd consider it an honor to be entrusted with a major event.

Will this, too, be made fun of as a model answer from a goody-two-shoes?

Rinne: Ahh... Well, no need to worry 'bout that.

It's just that, back when I was an idol under my own name, there was a lot going on.

Aira: ...?

Rinne: Anyway, seems like ES is dead set on having ALKALOID and Crazy:B duke it out no matter what.

Tatsumi: Yes... It appears they want to create that kind of wrestling match atmosphere.

Aira: In reality, we're not even on bad terms... I mean, we had some issues in the summer, but honestly, we barely cross paths at work.

Mayoi: Our target audiences are completely different... The so-called issues in the summer largely revolved around aiding Hiiro-san's efforts to stop Rinne-san from going on a rampage.

From a personal standpoint, we harbor no ill will towards Crazy:B.

Aira: Though we're at least aware of each other, since we debuted at the same time.

If anything, Crazy:B's constant blunders make us look better in comparison, so it's kinda handy.

Rinne: Mhm, mhm. But see, that's a problem for ES! They really want us to be archenemies!

And that's when the focus turned to me and Otouto-kun. We're blood-related brothers, each leading Crazy:B and ALKALOID.

"The Amagi brothers have always had a bad relationship, and they formed their units just to spite each other—"

Something like that. Seems they wanna make a scandalous scenario that the public's gonna eat right up.

Aira: Even though you and Hiro-kun actually seem rather close... I mean, for some reason, he weirdly looks up to such a scumbag of an older brother.

Rinne: Oi, oi, don't call me a scumbag. If I'm not the "foul-mouthed character" type, fans might get disappointed.

Aira: Every once in a while, you put on airs of a snobby senior idol...

Anyway, I think I get the gist of it?

ES wants to create a scenario where Hiro-kun and Rinne-senpai are at odds 'cause it fits their script.

Rinne: Right, right. That's why I became ALKALOID's leader this time as part of that scenario.

We'll swap units temporarily to prove ourselves and brag about beating our sibling.

So, for example, what happens if I make ALKALOID more successful than it was when Otouto-kun was leading?

It'd prove I'm better than Otouto-kun, yeah?

That's the kinda thing the fictional Rinne Amagi-kun would say.

ES always wants to play the poor victims being pushed around by that kinda selfish idol, huh? Gyahahahaha! ☆

Even if this plan backfires, ES can still escape responsibility. Maaan, I've gotta hand it to ES, still as shitty as ever ♪

Aira: Such a foul mouth... Yet you're the one telling off others... Isn't that why you're hated and forced into these harassment projects?

Rinne: I keep harping on the same thing over and over, but I'm totally fine being "that kinda character."

Aira: When you first debuted, you were more of a pure, orthodox idol... Why'd you change so much, Rinne-senpai?

Rinne: ......

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[vorish-wonderland]

Now hear me out:

Mer person reader (can be a smaller fish species or something like a crab) who happens to stumble out of their little safe haven, which had a very small entrance only they could fit in, and come across the twins (or just Floyd)

OR

Reader is kept as a pet in a fish tank/bowl and is stuck with the Leech twins, forced to be a temporary snack. D:

Hehe, bye~ *rolls out until they come back with new idea*

- 🌽 anon

lmao what if I can't decide which idea is better and just combine both ahaha

Includes: soft/safe vore, unwilling prey

★✦Yummy Crab...✦★

☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

You're a crab merperson... a rather rare sight, but hey, you're fine being lonely. Kinda peaceful, actually. You live in a cave with a tiny entrance that only you can really fit through. You like it! It's snug and cozy, and you're completely safe and protected in there!

...

Or at least... you were.

One day, when you decided to leave your little cave to go get some food, you got grabbed by someone...

"Oh my... now what do we have here?" It was a moray, so... you basically assumed you were going to die right then and there.

"Ooooo~! A tasty little crab!!" There were two of them. Identical. "C'mon, c'mon, let's eat it! It looks so good~!"

"Hang on, Floyd. Let's think about this for a moment... I have a much better idea for us."

That smile. That stupid smile. You would, unfortunately, get very used to that stupid, sinister smile.

You've been in a tank on land for the past year. At least those stupid twins constantly make sure you're healthy and comfortable... and they make sure you have good food, so... at least they know how to take care of you.

But it's not like that makes your situation any better...

After all, you're basically a pet, and not to mention a-

"Little craaaab~~! Hehe, I'm baaaaack~!!" You're grabbed out of the tank quite roughly.

"What do you want, Floyd?" You sigh, kicking your little segmented legs. You would pinch him... if you had claws. You see, being a crab merperson, you don't really have claws like a crab would, you have arms in their place. Really unfortunate, given your circumstance.

"I'm hungry is what's going on, little crab."

"Again???"

"Yes, again! Maaan, do you not know how hunger works~?" He holds you close to his face.

"Of course I know what hunger is... but you and your brother don't always have to eat me... you could eat actual food." You roll your eyes, already being stuffed into his mouth.

"Oh shush, I eat actual food... I just like eating you too~"

It's hard for him to actually fit all of you in there, but unluckily for you, he's got a second pair of teeth to help with that...

And just like that, there you go, all the way in, and swallowed.

"Theeere we go~" Floyd sighs and pats his stomach. "I'm nice and full... and you're safe and comfy~!"

"I wouldn't say 'comfy'... or safe."

"Whatever, you know I wouldn't hurt ya~!" He pauses. "...mostly because Jade would get mad at me... but regardless~! You know you don't have anything to worry about~!!"

You look around, already starting to get a bit bored... I mean, there's not much to do in here, is there?

"Can I at least have some water in here?"

"Comin' right up~!"

That's right. At least they're not actively trying to kill you...

So, when you think about it, you could definitely be in a much worse scenario...

...

But you're still allowed to be angry about it.

[written-in-my-pages]

about the new chapters...?

[spoilers, obviously[

I have an idea/theory-- it may be dumb, but like, If you kill (somehow?) amenogozen/hirotsu's God having ass, and if that's technically an ability, wouldn't Kenji, Kunikida, Tanizaki, and Teruko all come back some how? I'm personally thinking that if Dazai finds a way to kill it, or/plus Fyodor--with his nullification ability activated--it'd rid of them and bring everyone back. Idk going out on a limb here, kinda. Sure, Dazai's in the prison in (what, france was it?) with Chuuya, unconscious Sigma, and Nikolai (I think), but Dazai also has plot armor as well as Chuuya and Atsushi. iiiidkkkk maaan, if Dazai manages to appear and nullify Fyodor, which results in Amenogozen dying because the stupid fucking seal thing, i'm shitting myself.

Also, random, but I saw somewhere once that Natsume only "interjects" when there's a world-ending-deadly-thing about to happen, yet he hasn't been seen once. So, does that mean that whatever Fyodor's doing rn will be ended, or will it not be "world-ending"?

[theacedragon0w0]

It's just a Doll

Sage is gifted a stuffed plushie and doesn't know how to cope with it

Kinda angst warning because Maaan Sage's self love is more empty than a Walmart parking lot at 3am and can't take what they dish out

It was your typical shopping date for the girls, Sage and Hazel on bag carrying duty while Velvette and Rosalina took charge on finding cute accessories for the two guards and themselves to match.

"I don't understand why they insist on finding 30 pairs of belts and keychains," Sage groaned, seeing Velvette and Rose cooing yet another clip on red bow that sat on a display case.

"Ah let them spoil us Bluebell, they did the same when we went to that hanging gardens and they didn't have a gift shop." Hazel nudged Sage, but her ears lowered as both saw Velvette asking the clerk about a bedazzled collar that caught her eye.

Still, Sage was still getting used to being pampered, she much rather be the one spoiling them instead. Turning their head they spotted a fuzzy item.

It was a tiger plushie, the size of a pillow and the fabric looked cuddling. Almost like instinct Sage shifted their hands so they could get a feel of the fluffy friend.

It was soft, like holding a cloud of reassuring love, it's beady eyes showing no judgment. Sage stared at the tiger and couldn't help but remember her old one she lost all those years ago.

Before she was sent here, before she was taught that she had to "grow up" and help out the house, before the person that she thought she could trust shot her in the b-

"Bluebell, you there?" Hazel touched Sage's shoulder. That's right, Hazel, one of Sage's loves, that never made her feel worthless or pathetic or weak. Sage was safe, well as safe as being a body guard for an overlord can be. But Sage sighed, placing their new aquainted friend back on the shelf.

"You've been staring at that there stuffed toy fer a while now, you know if you want it you can ask the girls to get it-"

"No! I-i mean no it's fine really! Besides what would I want a silly kids doll anyway I got you guys to cuddle with!"

Hazel, not taking the half baked excuse, reach behind Sage to grab the tiger, whistled for Rosalina and Velvette's attention before tossing the stuffed animal at their direction.

"Yo boss! Sage wants this, can you add that with all the shiny knick-knacks yall are grabbin?"

Velvette and Rosalina looked down at the stuffed tiger, completely forgetting a set of earrings that they were going to add in their bags.

"Awww, Sage we love to get you this sweetie!" Both ladies cooed.

Sage, now deep violet on their ears and face, rushed to snatch the doll away from their grasp, but Rosalina, taking advantage of her height, kepted the tiger out of Sage's reach.

Sage quickly gave up, not wanting to cause a scene, booked towards the exit, almost forgetting they were holding bags of unpaid items. Fuck!

Hazel, tailing Sage and was thankful that they didn't barge out of the store, bent her knees so she was eye level with them

"Hey, what's wrong about getting you a plushie friend?"

Sage, at this point is fighting tears, they hated this feeling, like they were a child acting out, "I said I don't need a stupid doll, it's childish and I shouldn't have grabbed it in the first place-"

Hazel, cutting off Sage by bringing them into an embrace "It's not childish to want something love, you can always ask for stuff you know?"

Sage, choked, "I know that,"

"Do you? We love you, and it's not just you go outta way to make us these amazing dishes or that you work with the other worker's for Velvette's workload, or how you help me detangle my fur, or even to entertain Rosalina herself, we love you."

Velvette and Rosalina joined in on the embrace, Sage was at a loss of words, fave burying into Hazel's fur, mumbled "you guys are too good for me, get that stupid tiger."

Hazel belongs to the pookie @puffymucher

Rosalina belongs to the other pookie @mirconreadzztuff22

[vilochkaaa]

marcus thinks willow is really cool.. he's just a little intimidated..

OH MY GAAAAAHHHH °Д° ‼️ 💥💥

"awwwww maaan don't be scared, I don't bite!!" - willow would probably say later after this little meeting

(btw some silly details (☝🤓)

willow is actually quite...uh ...friendly, and his real, scary and traumatized nature is carefully hidden from other people (and his true inner feelings and personality are only fully revealed to people he trusts).. even though this dude seems a little secretive and... err... a little wild sometimes, he's actually a good guy, you just have to get along with him

and yes, his open directness and very rarely harshness in communication can be discouraging, but he himself tries to make sure that nothing like that flashes during communication..

and also, you could say that his sometimes (exactly sometimes) intimidating and mysterious behavior is a kind of protective psychological mechanism. "it's better to scare someone before they scare me" - that's Willow's logic. after a couple of years of moral abuse and coldness from his mother - the very first person in Willow's life, through whom he had to learn to trust people, he is afraid of every unnecessary rustle in his direction and perceives anything as a possible danger, and it takes a lot of effort for him to fully trust people)

oh god I realized how stupid and off-topic that text sounds

[its-a-me-mango]

what would you do if a definitely normal and collected person, like a totally normal person would perhaps redraw that bunny 3 outfit you put on him, like would that be all okay, is that allowed

Maaan you can do whatever with my circus bunny 3, anything is fair game, go crazy go stupid go draw him. If it helps he has a bunny tail on the back (same colour as his ears), that's what the belts for, do whatever you want with this information. :3

[venuswrites777]

(Oh no!! You got the bad end part 1)

(Yandere! Wally Darling × reader)

Sorry for my bad English I'm not a native speaker.

Color code: orange.  (because mention of alcohol and a "mention" of missing/dead parents, you can think whatever you want.)

Yes, it's my first time writing about some specific character, but can't hold myself, because everyone is writing cute things and idk… Wally doesn't give me the "cute boy who loves you" aura… He looks more unstable. 

So…  Here I go. With part 1 because I don't want to make this so long. 

Playlist for inspiration: 

One morning, after a fight with your big brother for the tv, you finally win, (your big sister looks at you two like a pair of kids, funny. Because you have 20 and your brother has 28.)

You start to search for something to see, and, finally, you found a weird channel with weird programs but it has a kid's show named "Welcome Home" Your brother and your sister leave you alone because they have to do something they didn't talk about. 

The show was so colorful, and the characters are so cute, you immediately make Eddie your favorite character, after all, he's the mailman and he makes you remember to write letters to your mom because it's the only way of communication you can have with her. But there's Wally, he's cute, so small and friendly when he asks what to paint, you said the first thing that came to your head. 

—"A tiger on a cloud" 

—"A tiger on a cloud? That's so original neighbor, I like your creativity" 

His response feels out of the script, so you see him confused, you feel something weird in his eyes, so, the only thing you can do was smile at him, get up from the couch, and go for some water and some food, maybe you're thinking things. When you return, he is still here, and he shows you the paint.

—"Maaan, this boy has to teach me how to paint masterpieces" 

You said to eat one piece of Apple you prepared for yourself. 

—"I can teach you, but for that, you should visit the neighborhood" 

Your spine shivers after listening to the response, you see the clock and it's 3:33 am, Where the fuck are your siblings??!! You see the tv and the show are running like normal, Julie and Frank are making fun of stuff, and Eddie is there with them. You start to feel a little scared, so you try to call your brother, but he doesn't pick up the phone. 

"Hi, this is the most expensive bitch in town phone mail, please, leave your message, maybe tomorrow I will hear you" 

—"For the good lord, please pick up the damn phone, where the fuck are you two??!!"

You scream at the phone a little scared because everything feels so bad, like a horror movie, the horror movie that makes you sleep with religious things or simply don't let you sleep for weeks. You light up all the rooms and go covered by a red blanket, just like your pijama… No more tv for you in a week is the only thing you can think of. When you watch the tv again, Poppy looks so worried talking with Sally and Julie… And, Wally, who is looking at you, but you're avoiding eye contact. 

—"I miss my mom" 

You said a little sad watching the show.

—"Maybe your mom misses you too"  

Wally responds with a little happiness when you're going to do something stupid, your siblings finally come home. With boxes and other things. You turn off the tv and go with them…

The next day, out of curiosity you go for the boxes, and one has your name, but the tv is turned on, Wally is asking what to paint, and you just said something just to prove you're not crazy and the show is off.

—"My mom cooking apple pie, just like the old times"

Wally smile and said. 

—"You look like the person who loves their family, that's cute, but I prefer to paint you cooking for our friends here, is a beautiful idea that I want to make a reality"

Yes, you're right, you're not crazy, the show is off, so, you walk to the kitchen and go for some alcohol to turn off your brain, and sit on the couch, you are in some dense shit, that's what you think, you don't know what to do now. 

You look him in the eyes, starting to feel something weird, so you look away and your brother gets out of his room.

—"Vodka??  At this hour?!! Bitch is 6 AM, you should be sleeping or I don't know maybe studying for your exams at the university… Not drinking Vodka"

You look at your brother, he looks at the tv and, sees Wally looking directly at you… 

—"OOOH SHIT!!  Don't tell me you're addicted to a kid's show…  Well, you need a boyfriend, it's urgent, I don't want to see you in Japan marrying that weird puppet"

—"What the fuck is wrong with you?!! How can I fall in love with a Puppet?!! Man…"

—"I don't know but you're capable of everything, I know you"

And after that weird conversation, he goes out, and you see the tv and Wally is painting just like normal, but when he shows you the paint, it's the same bottle of vodka you have in your hands with a red cross. You see the bottle and drink more desperate.

—"Drink alcohol is bad for you… stop" 

The voice sounds weird, something is more off than you think. 

—"Maybe I'll need more"

—"No, you don't need more, you're making me sad, this is bad for you… Look me in the eyes and tell me you will stop"

You see him directly in the eyes, and you started to feel some cold on your body, you start to feel dizzy, and then, everything goes dark. 

You woke up on a weird floor, and see everything black, you get up and walk a little, and you hear voices screaming for help. 

—"Hello?? Anyone is here?? "

You feel something grab your arm and take you out of there, now, you're in a weird house, and everything looks like that show, you get up and tried to find something, but you found a portrait of you with your red pijama and your red blanket, just like mother Mary… When you turn back, you see him.

—"Welcome home my love"

Oh shit… maybe the vodka at 6 Am was not a good idea. 

[mossyflowers]

where did the ask come from, you see there's this person that goes by pix, they did not plan this, i made a stupid, so did everyone else. now your ask box is a mess.

I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY MAAAN

[greenteaandtattoos]

maaan sasuke really was stupid. "yes, all those innocent children and people who weren't involved or aware of the heavily secretly guarded truth of the uchiha clan's downfall and the suffering itachi chose to hide from every single person all deserve to DIE because how DARE they be HAPPY right NOW when itachi sacrificed everything because he LOVED them and the village!! rah!! i will murder them all and ignore itachi's will!! i am in the right here!! if anyone tries to save the village or their loved ones inside it, they are in the wrong and must die!! rah!!"

[leffee]

The answers (I hope I got all of them)

The snow - so I know hate is a strong word but it may be his least favorite of all the weather don’t get me wrong he loves playing in the snow with his friends and hot chocolate that comes with the cold BUT can’t stand falling and slipping on ice and snow and being the main target in snowball fights plus he tends to whine after being outside for longer then an hour because he’s wet and cold and done with all of it lol-

Shivers- so I picture everyone in about mid 20’s but shivers is still slightly younger :) the reason they even hang is because vinnie was roommates with him while Sunil was in college so he wouldn’t be lonely but eventually moved out because of his hoarding problem-

Drinking- yes they drink alcohol they like to do it at peppers or at a local bar vinnie sometimes go way overboard with it but has fun in fact a lot of the time when he goes out drinking with the girls he’s the one to stay sober and keep an eye on them (plus when he’s sober he gets to get the biggest kick out of drunk karaoke night from Zoe)

Baking- so it’s not so much that he’s embarrassed he just thinks that he’s not that good at it so he’s never really wanted to make a big deal out of it BUT side story- Zoe entered a baking competition at a fair for fun but realized that she was horrible at it so vinnie jumped in and started helping and giving her tips on a tester recipe and it turned out amazing and everyone had asked him how he hasn’t mentioned this before and that he’s got a gift and he just said “dunno I didn’t think it was anything special” but he really did enjoy the praise he got from that for the rest of the fair week and now he makes dessert for everyone once in a while as a surprise-

Russell’s dates- yes he’s very jealous and he will do anything to makes sure they don’t happen like hide Russell’s wallet, call and cancel reservations and even delete Matches he gets on the website ( yes you are right he is very obsessive because he takes so long to like someone so he never wants to lose them ( side note Russell is not into the whole thing to begin with he’s just trying to be nice and give what the girls say a try because he is deep down very lonely but very picky)

I have so much more to say I’m so happy that I found someone who likes to hear my little ramblings

Let me know if you have anymore thoughts if you want I can send more things or maybe help you with fanfic ideas? I can also DM you at some point I’m just a bit shy about my obsessions haha /~\

What a delightfully long answer you gave me, I am genuinely so happy about it and of course, will happily throw in my own two cents. You get me anon. Let's a go again :]

Snow snow snow: okay, I am genuinely so stupid for not having thought that before, it clicked so well once I read your reply. Of course Vinnie the clumsy man would hate the slippy weather. I think he must be used to it by this point, but when it's this kind of overload he surely would be just done with it. Also I loove love the last part, he's so done, my poor baby. He's just like "Okay, I'm done now, Imma head out". Somebody take care of him, stupid lil maaan <3. Also I think personally he's the kind of person who would drink hot chocolate no matter the season, though of course in winter it's so much better.

Shivers (speaking of winter lol): so I guess that Vinnie wasn't in college? I mean, makes sense xd, or maybe he was in a different one than Sunil. Either way I can see him eventually being done with Shivers' shenanigans, though I personally headcanon that he, though on a way smaller scale, likes collecting things too. Not to a point it's a problem, not at all, but he just likes sentimental things especially if they are from his friends. So he would try to understand, but eventually just give up on it because nope, that is clearly not for his patience

Yummy drinks: okay, alright, I just wanted to make sure, I mean they could just be drinking grimace shakes or something, you know? I mean, they would 💀. You and me are the same, because yes, he definitely goes overboard sometimes, because it's easier to keep up that cheery demeanor when drunk. A side note: I actually headcanon that it's hard for him to get properly drunk i.e. he has to drink a lot to get to that state and he's not happy about that. Oh, and I love what a sweetheart he is with the girls this is so heart-warming honestly and I love it. I can see him as their bodyguard of sorts at those moments, making sure nobody tries anything funny with the girls. AND him with Zoe having a karaoke night? Hell yeah, so cute and good.

MMm cake: I love, love, love it so much. I love it when a character is good at something but thinks they're not, especially when the said character at the same time has a passion for something (dancing in this case) and says it out loud but is not good at it. Angst potential anyone? AND SIDE STORY OMG I LOVE IT AGAIN I LOVE SIDE STORIES. I love those Vinnie Zoe interactions you spoil me with, I really do. I imagine Zoe must have been reluctant, but also desperate, so she just let him, and then it came out amazing and she was so confused but also relieved and happy. AnD THen They hUg :3. Pls. In short, let him cook.

Russell being silly: oh but this one I love perhaps even more than the rest. He is so real for doing that, my little insane son. Yes, be unhealthily jealous to the point of making sure your beloved doesn't even have a chance with anyone else. Good that Russell doesn't want those dates either hehe. Like Vinnie goes so far, I mean, deleting matches, canceling reservations? Gold. Oh yes, obsessive is like his biggest characteristic I gave him in my mind. He's very silly in other words. Oh, but I wonder what would happen if Russell somehow did end up going on one of those dates.

Once again, I absolutely love what you've got to say, and also i am obsessed with it, would absolutely love to hear more from you, be it a reply to what I said here if you have any more thoughts, any other headcanons for Vinnie (or anyone else too!) or just thoughts. Yes, I absolutely want you to send more things, whatever it is, I will happily see that. Fanfics though, well, I don't have enough motivation to write them if no one's gonna read them, that's why I said I might write requests, because that alone would show me that someone's interested, but as for now I didn't get any, so I guess I'm not planning to write anything lps related. And believe me, I am shy about it too ;-; like I am not normal about it in the slightest. But! I do get you, so no need to be shy around me, though of course I understand your need to stay behind anon for however long you need.

[baglsasha]

Centrism is idiotic but American middle class leftist "both political parties are the exact same maaan" shit is honestly stupider.

No. They aren't. It's true that neither one has the common person or any oppressed group's best interests in mind, but they are fundamentally different and the GOP is significantly worse than the DNC.

Ppl really just like, don't think critically about stuff bc I don't see how you can look at the two party's platforms and go "it actually doesn't matter at all which one wins everything will go exactly the same"

[alderaanihope]

i don’t want to go to work... send help.

[thotsforvillainrights]

*crashes into inbox* PLEASE tell me your thoughts on the rest of the liberation gang you're writing is so good and I've been wondering if you'd write for them after the anime episode! If you don't wanna answer to avoid spoilers tho that's cool cuz I get it can be hard to explain opinions on characters without them

I have honest thoughts on everyone so far and I’m actually hoping I can get a good spot on their personality so far! Forgive my language because I’m about to spill it just how I feel it

~Geten~

-I’ve been writing about him for such a while now just by going off of instinct and descriptions everyone has given me. So long that I have my own opinion formed about what he was supposed to do and sound like. That’s why when I saw him for the first time today I said “Sheeeeeesh.” His voice is a so much hotter than I thought it would be in sub so I’m wondering how he’ll sound dubbed. I hope deeply he’s an adult like how I’ve been perceiving him for a LONG while and not a minor. I still have no idea if they’ll ever state his age or what. So I’ve been trying to tread lightly when it comes to simping. Beside that, I had no idea he can pull Ice from other places and use it! I thought he just shoots that shit out like Rei or Todoroki or something. All in all, he’s still my baby

~Curious~

-First thoughts: “Maaan what a bitch.” She’s such a bitch to me but I think my opinion is biased because I love Toga so much. Aside from that, I really love her! She gives me those ‘gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss’ vibes yknow? Like I feel like she’s a mean girl but she gives me such accomplished and confident vibes. It’s hard for me to hate her and love her at the same time. I’m 99% sure someone is going to ask me to make a scenario of her pegging someone soon. Also, I love her character design! The next time I feel nervous about ordering my own food or going to the doctor by myself, I’ll just take her confidence and smugness to my own self. At least that’s what I gathered from seeing her for only one episode. Sucks what happened but let’s pretend it didn’t, and that she had more screen time

~Destro (or ReDesto or whatever)~

-I hate this little bastard man. I’m not joking. I’m not kidding around. I hate him so much. I would literally pay money to snap his stupid little nose in half like a carrot. I used to wonder in the Naruto fandom why so many people just hated Sakura so much for seemingly no reason. I couldn’t understand it because I never had a character in anime that was like that for me. Now I know. Now I know what it’s like to hate a character for no reason. He looks like the type of person that clicks their teeth together extra hard when they talk. He looks like the fucking Lucky Charms mascot. I cannot stand him and I wish the worst on him. Now that I’m done ranting about him, I will make sure to put my everything into writing him. Despite my opinions, I will write for him as if I love him because I want to make sure his stans feel comfortable here too! It’s only fair that I contribute to the Destro content for everyone. This I swear!

~Skeptic~

-Is he like a Gorillaz fan or something? He looks like the average Gorillaz fan. I feel like I’m in the middle with him. Like for some off reason he’s kinda cute but at the same time eh...Anyway, I think his puppet quirk is really cool and DAMN that boy be on his shit when it comes to watching people or whatever. I still don’t have a whole bunch to go off when it comes to his personality but I think I can get something cooking for him like I did for Geten back then. I heard from some of my friends that they cut a lot of stuff from the manga in the anime for this arc so maybe that mean I wont get to see too much more for him. Either way, I kinda look forward to writing for him yknow?

~Whoever the fuck this is~

They didn’t even give bro a name yet...not as far as I know. I guess it’s trumpet or something? Goggle said it was trumpet. I haven’t added him to the list yet because He hasn’t spoken even a little bit since the arc started. The man is kinda fine as hell ngl, but he’s giving me very serious 👇🏼 vibes.

(Welp that’s about it! Thanks for asking me because I was very ready to talk to someone about it lol)