#this is not whatsoever to shit on seras x pip shippers btw

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Canon Hellsing ships: Boy character and girl character totally wuv each other but unfortunately 90%-100% of the development of their relationship occurred offscreen sowwy 🥺

Alucard and Anderson: We were both reduced to weapons by war, so the only intimacy we're capable of is the respect shared between opponents, and the only time we shall feel each others flesh is as we tear each other apart. In each other we saw our salvation, and we also saw that salvation ripped away. I tore the beating heart from your chest, and you told me not to cry