#this is my hell purgatory

[demonictacobeard]

Lilith, surprised when Adam’s contact picture shows up on her phone: Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re supposed to be dead aren’t you? I felt the deal break months ago

Adam, who got sick of his and Lucifer’s UST last night and made a move: I mostly lived bitch, I just had to ask YOU PICKED THE BORING ASS BEACHES OF PURGATORY OVER SEX WITH THAT MAN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[skarkkk]

Deadpool has literally gone to hell for Peter Parker. Not Spider-Man, Peter.

[rakkuntoast]

bolas leader phil love you forever

[itsemmiy]

Oh yeah I have to make 6 ref sheets of my characters for the artfight, I need to finish 3 sets from the school theater, paint 3 clay dolls and I just discovered that I need to copy 9 FULL PAGES 3 TIMES FOR THIS THURSDAY but hey look what I did :D

[dvnieldraws]

yeah they're in purgatory but at least they have dope ass designs huh!

[luvoid]

forever thinking abt how during purgatory phil thought no one else would choose chayanne and/or tallulah if worst came to worst and they could only save so many of the eggs, insisting that tubbo would choose ramon. but just before the final 1v1 tubbo said he wouldve chosen his god children without a second thought, that he’d spent the whole event fighting for them too,,,,,,,,,,,

[verdantglow]

Guys. Guys the smalletho brain rot is ramping up again. I spent the last two weeks in a flare from hell & have been listening to my Spotify Wrapped Top 100 almost every day & a solid SIXTY-FOUR of the tracks on there are just my Life Series smalletho playlist & my Retail Purgatory AU smalletho playlist & I have been semi-consciously rotating them in my mind, day after day, & I just. I need to start actually navigating the line between 'want to keep details of RPAU to myself so they are surprising in fic' & 'I want to post every single detail I've decided so far just so I can at least scream them into the tumblr void instead of inside my mind.'

I think I should probably just stick that line along whether or not things are actually part of the plot of the fic or just things that come up, because, honestly, I know so many things about this AU. So many.

Like.

Joel is tumblr famous. He's been on the site for ages & his blog consists of a combination of shitposting, clapbacks, & the most absurdly artistic photos of his excruciatingly well crafted models of mini scenes.

No one online knows who runs the blog & no one IRL knows that Joel has a massive online following & is actually a big name artist in the mini scene modeling sphere. Ren & Martyn actually both follow him & straight up do not know it's him. Like. They don't even know that's a hobby Joel has.

Grain & Jimmy both vaguely know that Joel does some kind of mini making & posts about it online & people seem to give him money for it sometimes??? (He sells most of the models he makes online & also has a semi-lucrative Patreon.) Grian's never cared to dig further into that aspect of Joel's life. Jimmy tried to find Joel's tumblr years ago, but got so overwhelmed trying to figure tumblr out & saw so many things he very much did not understand nor particularly need to know existed that he never tried to find it again.

Scott knows about Joel's tumblr. Joel does not know that Scott knows.

At some point along the timeline of the fic/post-fic, Etho accidentally reveals Joel's secret tumblr life to some of their friends, not realizing it was so much of a secret.

Joel is ranting to Scott & Lizzie about this & Scott is just like, "Oh, was that a secret?"

"YOU KNEW?!"

"Yeah, for a while. Joel, your hands are in every one of your videos."

"But you've never mentioned it!"

"I thought you just didn't like to talk about it."

"...Do you at least follow me?"

"Mmmm, no. I get plenty of your belligerent humor in person, thank you."

Guys. I know the tiers in Joel's Patreon. I know the costs & rewards for all four of them. I have multiple pages written about all the Apple Geniuses & what their alignments as Geniuses are & what having them help you in an appointment is like. I know what stores characters that aren't in the Life Series & might Never Appear in this fic work at. I know what sort of video games Etho & Joel play in this AU. I know the layout of Etho's apartment. I know what's in the medicine cabinet at Etho's apartment.

I need to start sharing some of this or I am legit going to explode.

[mothstiel]

everything gay happens in purgatory

[raggscat32]

crying as a defense mechanism in the mcr waiting room

[gxlden-angels]

Is there a more specific term than "agnostic" for me cause I feel like that implies "I believe in a deity/deities/spiritual relationship, I just don't exactly know which one or how"

My belief is less "I don't know" and more "I think there's the possibility of something out there it's just that it's none of my business." Like if we found out Zeus, Jesus Christ, and Ra are actually best buddies and go to trivia every Thursday and that the Rapture was supposed to happen 50 years ago and got cancelled or some shit and it's like..I answer phone calls at a front desk man idk what you want me to do with that info

[x-crowmancer-x]

"Greetings, sinners..."

[preytone]

And the world stops. The tide crashes. The current takes Curly’s breath away.

Aka: you wouldn't believe the kind of multiverse aus me and my friend ( @rotodrine ) can come up with. Anyways I was proud of this peice I figured I could show it here

[sandsorghum]

higuruma got that dulce de leche type voice - i know it, i just do

man has you squirming when he leaves voice notes whether he's complaining or droning or heaven forbid whining about his work day and how he'll be late to dinner, the apologies are nice, but not as nice as how he makes up to you...

[dove-dust]

Qsmp watcher rewrite cause I wanna

Individuals cause I like the art I did lol

[mlgmi316]

capcom vs snk: yeeaaah battle of the millennium!! million dollar tournament!! tv broadcast!!

svc chaos:

[soars22]

Wait-Wait, guys, I’ve figured it out, I know how we can still win!

Pac will come back from Purgatory Two Homophobic Boogaloo and Fit will take care of him and heal him and he’ll be so relieved that Pac’s safe that he’ll confess, and they’ll finally go on their date and it’ll be fINE!

EVERYTHING’S FINE!!!!!!