#this is mostly jokes

[robiny]

my genuine 100% serious highly delusional reasoning why tomgreg can happen : okay so first of all gregs a desperate bitch looking for attention and affection, he relays on tom to keep him financially stable and i think he wouldn’t stab him in the back like he used to, my opinion hinges solely on the basis that he didn’t do that yet (he had chances) and doesn’t feel the need to, because now he doesn’t view tom as a threat, but as? yeah great question, i think he’s repressing anything that is not perfectly friendly and platonic but at the same time feeling these emotions the same, he sees Tom as a friend and kind of accepted the way he is (intense and humorous, it’s like they got to know each other) He wants his attention and praise so he acts accordingly, but obviously there is something lacking in this friendship they’ve grown into and in his romantic endeavors………, what a man with emotionally absent mother and a joke instead of a dad, a man who also recently have come to some big wealth, would want? Would physically ache for? that’s right babyy the big AA (aforementioned) attention and affection! i assume nobody has shown greg this much of it for some time, tom swooped in and shook Greg around like a bottle of orange juice, he literally only wants loyalty from him and ahem submission… let’s be real, whereas greg seeks out love and stability, roy siblings are pretty much done with both of them, shiv is dealing in her emotionally detached way with the shivorce and tom is doing some thinking, that can go either way: 1)he’s reflecting on their marriage and questioning how much of it was just his effort for it to work out, feeling his affection towards her betrayed, and dismissed, 2)pretty much the same deal but greg somehow finds himself amidst of it (he kinda already did lol), tom finds comfort in his presence (we sometimes grab a drink… okay loser bitch), and how to get over someone quickly?

anyways im just hazarding some guesses, can’t wait to see tomshiv divorce trial where shivs lawyer brings up tomgreg sex tape as evidence

[nonbinarynightcrawler]

I can't believe I have to go do an outpatient proceedure today, the holy stoner day, instead of getting blazed out of my fucking mind

And because there's a "low chance of complications" or whatever 🙄 I can't even make up for it after bc I have to be in my right mind

[bet-on-me-13]

Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.

So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.

Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.

After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.

They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.

Considering his situation, Danny agreed.

He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.

While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.

On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.

...

Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.

Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.

Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.

"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."

Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.

"Fuck Off."

[sturgeonposting]

Lowkey grinds my gears when people tag me in pictures of gar

Like he is beautiful he is wonderful but he is not a sturgeon

He doesn’t even have denticles

he doesn’t even scutes

Come on guys let’s put on our thinking caps

[elbiotipo]

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[queenburd]

in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.

if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.

[singt0me]

pour one out for kevin day, queen of exy, for fumbling both jeremy knox AND jean moreau. personally i would never recover

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,

[petoskeystones]

one tab open on the terror (2018), the other tab open on “schools with polar studies degree”

[idolomantises]

If Monsters and Girls ever gets a tv show my only request is that it doesn’t become that kind of show where a male character with a small role somehow overshadows the female cast.

And you WILL draw Yuri

[thedreadvampy]

people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.

[egophiliac]

So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns

I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:

one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.

OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.

SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔

[eaglerayys]

Me after finishing Harrow the Ninth

[bubba-draws]

They now have a mouth and they must scream

Buy me a kofi?

[neptunym]

weirdos