#this is moscow this is moscow calling

[onyxmustdie]

the sput

does the animal possess any unusual and strange powers or abilities

[cillyscribbles]

ahh moscovite cats <3 it felt to me like they were both just a little more serious than usual. or maybe munkustrap was just on a perpetual 2 hours of sleep and tugger (in the name of self preservation) adjusted his behaviour accordingly.

[pinkieclown]

Seven Cat Calls Event!

Celebrating my favorite CATS performers!

Week 18 - Cassandra

[benslittlestarkiller]

Vladimir Makarov Headcannon Imagines Part 2

A continuation of part 1 but you don't have to read the last one to understand what's going on. Thanks for reading!

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The mansion is a sprawling Gothic estate nestled in the wooded hills of St. Petersburg. Each room filled with elegant furnitures and beautiful artwork. The mansion has the feel of a grand Russian palace, complete with rich tapestries and a grand staircase.

Vladimir has many homes throughout Easter Europe. For example the Penthouse of Moscow Lakhta Center where he had a penthouse. And now he took you in a plane private jet to St Peterberb where he had a nice palace.

">I want you Vladddy," You say as you enter his office where he does business (you don't know what it is tho).

"I'm busy right now, moya malenkaya smetana (my little sour cream)" Vdaddy said in reply. He was liok at his papers on his desk, look of concern tration on him.

You glance at floor in dissappoint.

Your eye fluttes with sad. As tear fall from eyevd. You ran away from Vladimirs office where you collided with a firm chest of your body guard Pavel, a young birivle attractvie byff and manly man. "Oh, Pavel," you said. "I'm so sorry excuse me..."

"It's alright Miss..." Pavel beeathed in your scent and his cheek turn pink as he feel your soft form against chest. Pink like sunset over Russian mountains. Or over Black Sea. Also pink like when you mix the yogurt into the borscht (a Ukraininan dish).

Salthouggh your hearts on ly beat for your Vladdy ou can't help but buosh as you see the blush like the sunset of the black sea on the rosy cheeks of Pavel. He was your age too, not an old man like Vladimir (unless you are picturingthe 2023 Reboot Vladimir in which case Pavel and he are about same age).

OASSION Rhere is looked of uncertain yet uundeniable PASSION that bubbled up like a pot of cooking foods in kitchen of palace, of Vladimirs gome, but you never went there it was the servants place not yours as Vladimirs TSARINE.

HE hands come up to toxuch waste. He hand warm bur not as large and rough as Vladmir Pavela hands were thin and bony like the bones left over after taking all the meat off the chicken but your maid did it for you so you didn't know anyrhing bout cocking clean or maid things. That was for poor people

You breathed out a moan of desire as Pavel touché you. "Pavel, we can't......" Ypu suad.

"He does n have to j kow,"pabel sai

"But.... he in there" you gestured to the offive door wide open

"So?" Pavel push you against Wale

I moan loud like whale in sea but probably not black sea (I'm not sure, pls marine bilogy timblr tell me if whales in black sea)

As moan loud vlsDIMOR put down paper in office. He grab glock from under desk, as his browns ferrowed/creased deeply in annoyance “Vhat is zat?” he askred a

s he made he way too the door two find the two of you psvrl and you pressed against the whale. bodies pressed together in a passionate and steamy embrace.

Panel had strated eto kiss along your neck and his lips were touching your pulse pount. VLADimgr saw RED.

I BREAK KNEEE!!!!

“ he screanmed

loud as thunde3r

Pavel immediately pissed his pants

the room’s hallway filled with the scent of urine. which made Vladimire even more mad. “That carpet cost million rubels@!”

Vladmir tke gun and point at Pastvel knee. The knee cap burt in expllosion of red viscera and Pabel creamde

Vladmir stood over Pavel and look at him with green eye, “ while the blue eye look at AyOu

You shiuvered under his penetrating gaze

It touched you deeply in your core and made your tsarina parts (as vladdy called it)

WET like a bottle of vodka

taken out of freezer and left to chill on counter, drips of condensation drippign down the side

You looked back at Vladmir “No, don’t hurt Pavel, he didnt do anything”

“HE TOUCHED YOU??? You bELGONG to ME! Not HE!!!”

“Tjat why I BREAKING KNEE!!” He say calmly, in a voice that chilled you to the bone like Lake BAikal in midst of cold Russia winter

Tear fall from your eye balls as you say “It meant nothing to me. I love you Vladdy. I sweat.”

Pavel screaming in pain still as he bleeds out on the carpet. Vladimir steps over him, bringing hand to your kneck.

He grips softly, but not hardly.

“Promise me,” He seeth. “Promise me youre MINE.”

‘I yours!”

He smile at you and his grop on your hip tightens, dgging into soft flesh like dough of unbaked bread in the morning at the bakery down thre street that your servants picked up for you.,

Vladmir push you up aga8nst the opposite wail, against a gilt framed painting of a woman

Actually it was the famous russian pwainting “The Last Day. OF Pompeii” buy artist Karl Bruylokovs

(sporry for spelling mistake keyboard still hard to tip with) 💔

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Psinting wobble on wall as Vlamir push you up against in it, you man in pain but also pleasure as you feel his body press into yours.

Your reach back behind to grab holds of painting,m ripping open the canvas with your acrylics

The rip is loud and vladmir smile smat you. “Naughty girl.: “

HGe smirks

“Noo im’ a good girl, vladdy,”

“Oh really, my little sour cream?” He

“Yes”

“Then why were you with that bastardous trator PAvel? Huh? You’ve been bad, you’ve been a naiughtly little WHORE”

“Your walls clench at his words, you feel yourself getting wetter as your secretions flow from you like vodka pouring into a glass.:”

“What”

Vladimir pressed his aching ock agaisnt your pussy where it was covered with your expensive armani dress

HE RIP DRESS]

in his hasty desperation to have access yo tour tsarina part

His throbbing cok was a large as AK 47 and ready to be shot. He aligns hinself in your entrace and thrust inside like a train arriving at the Moscow metro station, and your cunty was just as deep but tight like the tunnels of train

you moan in unbridle pleasure and lusty as he fill you deeplu , he trust into you so hard the painting frsme shook and broke

But neither of your cared too much abot this piece of Culture being destoryed, even Vladdy who loved Russia did nt care cuz your pussy felt so good, the grip of your tsarina aparts eased the anger inside home turning it into firey passion of love. You make him eel things he thought he never feel.

He want make baby inside you, make son, cute and small like Cheburashka. Vladimir’s favorite cartoon when he wass a childe (both OG and reboot)

His trusts grew harder and farter as he filled you deeper

Farter and fatter he thrusts

You were lost to bliss as he pounded your cunty

You wailed like you had just seen baba yaga in the forest but these were wais of pleasire not fear

Your wills grippped him as you started to lose control of your senses, your body shake violently like a bartender shaking up a malibu barbie pink cocktial with vodka, raspberry lemonade, grenadine and edible glitter well shaken and poured over ice with a pink heart shaped straw that the two of you enjoyed whn you went to see the Barbie movie together) and as you grip the paitning behind you, ripping it to shreds as you come on his cookie, Vladimnir throw his head back and growl out like a wolf in woods holwing to the moone.

He come deep inside womb, filling you wit thick heft and creamy condensed mlik like spurts like a Matryoshka doll as you put the dolls inside one another.

You two stay entwines and he rubs your belly with his large man hand, hariy on knuckles, “Mone.” he say, voice filled with devoation for yOU

SHorytly after your love makeing was completed, Vladimir whisked you away to bedroom. Maid came along and swept up destroyed artwork and cleaned blood and urine from carpet. Pavel’s family never saw his son nor his body for the funarl. closed casket. Presumed Missing. but in reality dumped into Neva river. His young wife and three children cry. Little do they know that Pavel was in love with You, so he was unfaitfu….

9 months later

Mikhail and Vladimir Jr sat in front of television watching the cartoon Masha and the Bear, Baby Mikhail was newborn and still had baby soft spot on head and needed to be supported with a baby chair, Vladimir Sr smiled wistfully, remembering his own childhood when he lived with his familyu in Khrushchevka in the city of Ivanono where he live with his mother and father and luttle brother and when in 1980 when he watched the 1980 Moscow Olympics and the bear was named misha which is what he and You decide to name your son after the bear.

Vlsdmir and yiou watch family as maid cook and clean.

The wen d

[spiritual-knowlege]

The Sukshma Veda states regarding pilgrimages:

KABIR, GANGA KAATHE GHAR KARE, PEEVAI NIRMAL NEER| MUKTI NAHI SATNAM BIN, KEH SACHH KABIR||

Supreme God Kabir Ji Has taught that merely living by the holy Ganges or drinking its waters will not lead to salvation. True liberation can only be achieved through devotion and the repetition of the true divine name as authenticated by the scriptures.

[writergracethepanda]

*Right before BenMa's wedding* Celia: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Alisa: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Roma: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND! Juliette, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

[daveys-sister]

Denton: David, I have been your mentor for roughly sixteen years, I think you can call me by my first name.

David: I don’t think you understand how much I cannot do that.

[kjzx]

I would get another number

[moonshine-necrologue]

This is a character from the Russian doujinshi manga "Moscow Calling"

[hiddendepths-aublog]

You said you were cooking lore, well I am interested. So if you don't mind sharing, what is it?

Ok, so it’s a little weird right now but basically…

Fun fact! The Old Lords weren’t always confined to Hatchetfield! They used to be gods ruling over the whole world, and each specifically ruled over a certain part of the world, one that’s already closely connected to mythology in real life.

I haven’t decided 100% how it goes, but right now I’m thinking Kindler had a fair chunk of Europe, specifically Greece and Rome, Rattler had Egypt (because death), and Gazer had Mesoamerica (because the Mayans were, rather famously, good astronomers). Stuff like that.

These were also the places they used to live in back when they were alive. So, yes, the Old Lords were mortal at some point too. It’s just that it’s been so long that, despite having gotten over their collective amnesia at some point just like the New Lords will, they forgot those lives anyways.

But then after an… incident, the Old Lords were confined to a tiny island that would eventually be known as Hatchetfield, and all evidence that they ever existed was scrubbed from existence by The Stars and replaced with evidence of their societies worshipping other, false gods.

What incident, may I ask? Well, Kindler tends to be very strict on even his most devout followers. And when your one and only god is that strict on you, and takes so much in return for giving so little, it’s likely a fair few people are going to want to find a better deity, unless you’re just that brainwashed.

And naturally, the God of the Sun and Flames is going to have a wide variety of powers. And due to his lair literally being one, Kindler always did love a good volcano.

So anyways, now you know how the Pompeii disaster happened.

[freifraufischer]

So I followed the Russian coup for most of the time it was active, I think I have a good handle on what happened. The end feels like the last season of a television show where they've been unexpectedly cancelled and the writers decided to make an ending that makes no sense to the actors or the people watching the show.

[malachitezmeyka]

So… my childhood best friend, the boy I grew up with, the guy I unironically called my brother on multiple occasions, is currently in Palestine fighting for the IDF

I just.. have no words

[justacynicalromantic]

Russia has hit Odesa's civilian grain export infrastructure again last night, for the third night in a row. This is a deliberate attempt to create high food prices in Africa and the Middle East. Deliberate.

The UN is no longer able to keep the peace. If it isn't capable of creating a convoy to protect the export of Ukrainian grain, then it's time to shut the whole institution down.

(and of course they also hit civilian houses)

[protect-daniel-james]

omg? this is very sweet, and very Unai.

[sovamurka]

Balor and Yana snippets of my Demonslayer/Бесобой 90s AU

- In this period, Yana was mostly homeless (although she had a job as cashier in a stationery shop) and witnessed a lot of bone-thrilling shit. She saw things no one should have seen and is constantly trying to forget them. She also tries to forget every time she got pushed against the wall or against the floor by those, who wanted her body. It remains a secret whether or not she went through SA (Balor did though, it broke him to a certain degree). She may or may not have to defend herself to death in these cases. So she definitely committed manslaughter at least once.

- Yana’s parents are still in one of the countless sects created in the 90s. She doesn’t want to talk about it.

- Balor is half-Irish from his father’s side (something tells me his dad was a part of CPI). His mother was an important lady who had to deal with her son’s misdemeanors (yes, he got into a lot of trouble throughout his childhood, now his entire youth is a big trouble).

- Balor’s main source of income after the fallout with Siergo is selling dead people’s clothes and their personal belongings. Yana thinks it’s unethical and disgusting but conveniently forgets that one time she walked in on a crime scene where a civilian, who carried a bag full of food, got killed, and she took that bag from his dead hands. He may or may not have violently tortured people during his time with Siergo.

- As time goes, Yana becomes more callous and unforgiving (she may occasionally threaten someone to get what she needs and can throw a punch). Balor, however, becomes a little bit more humane and grows emotionally (unfortunate side effect: now he himself has nightmares in which Yana screams in pain like his victims did before and is constantly on the verge of death). 

- At some point, when they figured out what goes between them, they started going on dates. Sometimes ‘date’ means a nice dinner in one of Moscow’s underground cafés. Sometimes ‘date’ is a candlelit evening spent in a dark room, because electricity went out. 

- All of this prompts them to start searching for the new purpose: they want to live, not survive. After certain events, they stay low and just want to create a semblance of a normal life. As Balor tells Pasha once, all he wants now is to get a better job, make sure Yana goes to university and maybe save enough money to buy a flat so they don’t have to live in a communal apartment anymore. Who knows, maybe he’ll live long enough to see it come true.

[funkypeanutbear]

I go either for Americano or Raf. And add cinnamon depending on the mood.

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead