#this is mine now. you have no choice

[gummigvts]

Foams at the mouth

SO. Guess who is married to The Stanley Parable now, so random tomodachi screen pets get my random brainrot now.

So, Narry is bound to Stanley; in some way, they're linked. But like Stanley has a habit of dying. However, when he resets and spawns back, Narry is with him immediately, but with most endings, this would mean there's just kinda blood and guts on the floor, maybe a limb or two. But who wants random blood everywhere for when Stanley reaches that point again (this man needs a break he doesn't need to see his blood pooling in a room).

Introducing the solution...

TSP Janitor

All the messes get cleaned up!

- Anytime Stanley or something else in the Parable dies the Janitor is automatically taken from whatever they were doing and just kind of spawns infront of the mess

- Possibly is a hostage

- Generally nice in their free time

Now for the small price of giving your life to the machine and being in an infinite loop!

Feed the machine

[bitegore]

Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.

Don't do their work for them.

[raplinenthusiasts]

BTS x Major Arcana

for @dearedwardteach 🖤 {cr. namuspromised / psd / cards}

[jaarijani]

here's Joost almost accidentally saying "this is crazy, this is party" in Tilburg :)

[lady-quen]

Hello Guild Wars 2 community! A new poll has dropped! 🐦‍⬛

(At least, hopefully new, lol.) I'm curious, which blessing did your Commander get on their first/canon go through the Raven Sanctum in the story mission "The Invitation?" Choose and tell me in the tags why they made their specific decisions :)

Compiled explanations from the wiki below for ease of access:

The trial choices in order:

Save the wounded man or save the healers

Save the spell tome or save the historical record

Save the queen or save the prince

Blessings:

Blessing of Daybreak

"When the fear of beastly claws and a child's pain is made sharp by the knowledge of elders, we make no mistakes. But do we grow?"

Healers -> historical record -> prince

Grace of Dawn

"When wisdom is favored in all things—a healing hand, a text of old, a beloved queen—we lose the sharpened sword of the truly bold."

Healers -> historical record -> queen

Consecration of Morning

"We seek to destroy monsters with sharp claws and icy breath, but do we protect ourselves from the beasts shaped like us, who prey on the young and vulnerable, who seek to rule us?"

Healers -> spell tome -> prince

Invocation of Midday

"When we flee from the things we fear most - the teeth of beasts, the storm of a dragon, a change of power-we risk running backward."

Healers -> spell tome -> queen

Supplication of Midday

"We favor the skill of healers and the wisdom of elders over the uncertainty of the future. But the young take chances, and the young push us forward."

Wounded man -> spell tome -> prince

Consecration of Evening

"We long for the comfort of a healing touch, an ancestral word of wisdom, a leader we know and trust. But comfort is fleeting, and with it comes inertia."

Wounded man -> historical record -> queen

Grace of Dusk

"We sacrifice so much—safety from the claws of death, knowledge of the ages, a steadfast reign—to propel ourselves forward. But if we move too fast, do we risk the inability to stop?"

Wounded man -> spell tome -> prince

Blessing of Twilight

"We try so hard to do the right thing. We heal, we protect our people, we preserve stability. But we cannot control how the winds of fate may shift, and a tight grip can sometimes hurt more than it helps."

Wounded man -> spell tome -> queen

[chocolate-cream-soldier]

Current Mood:

(while watching a theory/review video for agatha all along epi.7)

[triglycercule]

dust and horror angel and demon themes,,,, they could totally parallel each other...... :3

dust=angel of death described in the delta rune prophecy (self declared) (i DEFINITELY elaborated on this one waayyyy before but anyways dust with a fucked up savior complex SAVE ME SAVE ME.... death is a blessing ass guy. life is torment and he will be the one to liberate monsters from their bodies and with the strength they provide to him be able to take down evil evil creation of pure misery that is the human ✨✨✨ dont worry his evil cackles are to HIDE HIS PAIN of saving everyone....... trust)

horror=demon that dragged everyone in horrortale into hell (as perceived by everyone else) (i think it would be a cool hc if everyone outside of snowdin viewed horror as literally a demon. maybe undyne preaches that. anyone outside of snowdin might be WAYYY worse because they starve for longer and literally take part in cannibalism so they might not have the same sort of mild sanity that snowdin residents do,,,, besides he DID kinda bring them all eternal suffering. kinda. nobody but undyne knows what happened at the core so she could totally just paint the story to blame horror fully)

ANYWAYS i like the possible dynamics this could have :333

dust to horror (please let me kill you PLEASE let me kill you i can end it all so peacefully wouldn't it be nice??? i promise ill make it quick just for you),,, horror to dust (i want you to live and suffer with what youve done i want you to watch all of your choices hit you one day and i'll be there and laugh at you. i'll keep you alive just to keep you suffering ok?)

OR dust to horror (you dont deserve to die you dont deserve to even be hurt by me. not because youre the exception but youre the Exception i absolutely loathe you so youll never get the sweet release of death :3) and horror to dust (just let me die already i dont wanna be here. youre supposed to be a savior right??? an angel?? then why don't you save me already when i need it more than anyone else)

[sheepalmighty]

Some more of that Chai joins Vandelay for half a day AU. Or just a picture of a kinda OOC Kale chilling if you wanna gloss over those comics. I'm still not sure if the colours are too garish or not.

These were mostly done with the premise of treating Kale's office like the hideout. I also really like how mundane, or familiar, the interactions between Chai and Kale can be in the game so I wanted to draw some stuff exploring more like that. But also, there's the ulterior motive of shipping so I included an out of context scene because I can't bother drawing the rest of it (though it seems like a huge jump in their relationship as a result. I think they're so big headed that they get stuck in a feedback loop of stroking the other's ego if an excuse comes up to do so)

[remyfire]

When the shuffle hits you right in the heartbreak.

[seoperior]

MILK PANSA as ERNG

U.M.G. (Unidentified Mysterious Girlfriend) Official Trailer

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

(from this article)

glumly kicks a rock down the street. If Dorian cameos - and he still can, unlike say Zevran who can be dead and whose presence would be something that has to be player-selected on import - then I don’t even get to choose whether I had high or low approval with him? Don’t get a line about our magic rock cell phone unless we romanced him?

(No seriously I can’t fucking believe the Well of Sorrows only matters for that one scene with Flemeth and then the spirits in the Crossroads in Trespasser. Morrigan and the Inquisitor both return and it doesn’t come up. I’m not surprised they didn’t want to be burdened by all of the choices, that makes sense, there’s a lot of moving parts, of course they moved us out of southern Thedas so they don’t have to deal in depth with most of that, I understand for game dev reasons most of it, but the Well?? The Well of fucking Sorrows? Actually you know what, that loops around to being funny. I’m fine with it now. That’s funny.)

[dukeofthomas]

why is everyone so obsessed with absolving bruce of all responsibility and fault. like no actually he is not 100% innocent in the child vigilantes he did in fact literally just Yoink Jason and make him robin at the ripe age of 12. jason would Not have become a vigilante (or died!) if bruce hadn't made him that. like he is actually 100% responsible for picking up a kid and turning them into a soldier

[burningcomputerpersona]

my cds (and cassette tape) finally arrived in the mail today!!

[dkettchen]

I need more girlboss x boyfail het romance please god they are so good

[mosstrades]

no one's doing it quite like Wrong Organ is doing it and thank god for that

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

idk what to do anymofe atp.