#this is megatarn

[plainandgeneric]

I am so deep in my Megatron brainrot rn... Cooking up all sorts of AUs in my head.

Guys, give me continuity crossovers because I need a newly minted TF1 Megs to meat Tarn... Their obsessive energy would be unparalleled.

Tarn looks almost exactly like Megatronous Prime

What if a newly heartbroken Tarn obsessively latches onto this version of Megs??

Let them spiral together. A mutual "I can make him worse" vibe

Are y'all picking up what I'm putting down? I can barely string it together into coherent sentences helppp meee 😭

[transingthoseformers]

Tarn vs that one megop artist who just so happens to draw Megatron in a way that really trips his trigger

[that-creature-thing]

Excited to share a secret Santa gift for @justicedivisions! I think this is my 3rd time drawing Megatron now and my 1st time drawing Tarn! It was a great excuse to push myself :3 Really happy with how it came out so I am glad you like it!!!

[megolololo]

scrolling thru my photo album and i’ve got some darn good goodies

“this is my real face.” my non-tf friend literally thought this was a kdrama. why does it read like a kdrama. messy divorce and one of them regrets divorcing? yeah that’s gay. gay gay homosexual gay.

“if it hadn’t— if you hadn’t—” UM. TARN. STAMMERING??????? i could literally ascend rn with a big iron on my crotch hip

and damn. tarn’s fingers… so… pretty…

[symphonicdemise]

Was I stupid to love you? Was I reckless to help? Was it obvious to everybody else That I'd fallen for a lie? You were never on my side

[trans-formers-n-stuff]

tarn pays 50k for a self shipping video with megatron

[fiascobaby]

Tarn absolutely sends Megatron a carefully curated playlist of Christian rock songs like, "these made me think of you 🥺👉👈" and Megatron leaves him on read forever

[decepti-geek]

something thats been making me very happy recently is listening to the Six soundtrack and reimagining it as some kind of musical semi-diegetic 'trial of Megatron' type thing (I think mainly because he has more people within his own faction who get like, overtly mad at him than Optimus does?) kind of with a similar vibe to Chicago in general? Beyond just the Cell Block Tango comparison. Like, the idea of there being a literal court proceeding going on with everyone in attendance but then simultaneously you have non-diegetic musical setpieces.

And some of the casting feels pretty obvious like, Starscream wouldn't be anyone other than Boleyn let's be honest ("I wouldn't be such a bitch if you could get it up" just makes me think of that one fuckin "Megatron has fallen" megastar post. every time). Soundwave would be Aragon especially given how earthspark is doing things atm and also because I mean, Soundwave-Starscream rivalry is a classic. Also this means Soundwave gets to be the Beyonce expy and he deserves nice things. I picked Optimus and Drift for the middle two and realised they feel weirdly interchangeable? Like, Drift/Deadlock being idealised as what inspired IDW Megs to envision the Decepticons, compared with Jane Seymour being the idealised wife (also the 'soon I'll have to go' section referring to his feelings around leaving the 'cons rather than literally dying), and then Optimus as Cleves being the least tethered to him/'queen of the castle' thing makes sense given. yknow. the creation of the Autobots. But right now I sort of like it the other way around, because then you get the 'deception' of Cleves being Deadlock's actual betrayal (plus Drift is fuckin loaded, and Cleves is the other one who has the most (sincere) religious references besides Aragon) and meanwhile the idea of Optimus having this whole thing about being Megatron's first/great love before everything went to shit TFP-style, and still genuinely kind of wishing they could have had an actual happy relationship whilst everyone else mostly just hates Megs now is pretty funny and also is a very Optimus sort of thing I think. (And besides which Optimus does literally die like all the time).

Meanwhile I have Tarn as Catherine Howard (potentially with Shockwave filling both roles of Mannox and Dereham just pre/post empurata) and Minimus as Catherine Parr (the sense of obligation starting with how Mims/Magnus is asked to supply the defence role in the actual canon trial) and I keep thinking about those two in particular for some reason.

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[plainandgeneric]

TF1 Megatron x IDW Tarn.

Emotionally volatile young man x Emotionally vulnerable fanatic. PLEASE. I am putting them in a shoebox and shaking it around.

[transingthoseformers]

Okay but thinking about Tarn and Overlord competing over Megatron's focus, when his attention is woefully locked onto Optimus

[eloquent-music]

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[daisyachain]

IDW canon harem dynamics:

MegaImpact -> definitely happened

MegOP -> had the chemistry but probably not

TerMegs -> I guess you could read it like that but why the hell would you.

MegaStar -> if it happened it wasn’t pretty

MegaSound -> there’s something there but it’s probably not romantic

MegaRod -> mad chemistry, not the right vibe

MegaMegs -> chemistry, opportunity, word-of-god subtextual romance even if it’s not explicitly canon

[symphonicdemise]

//trying to curate my OverTarn playlist on Spotify and it keeps playing songs that fit for MegaTarn. PlZ I love it but for the love of God just give me the right vibes

[megatronsimp]

Does anyone have some good megatarn music? I might do something a little self indulgent after I’m done with Cyberverse Hydra. (Preferably eighties but I need more music anyway)

[thot-rod]

Cogent

«KOH-jent» (of an argument or case) clear, logical, and convincing.

Aliases: Enjolras; Coco

Identity: Male (He/Him); Bear (Gay)

Affiliation: DJD (Musical Unit)

Parent: Megatron (Sire); Tarn (Carrier)

Ability: None

Alt: Challenger 1 (Tank)

Profession: Torturer; Gladiator

Symbol: Loops in Blue and Red ; ➿

Black is the color of death, red is the color of anger. Do not worry. You won’t die, you’ll just wish you could.