#this is meant to be a joke

[elevenelvenswords]

One defining trait of mine as a fandom member is that I love and fully support the Fëanorians. If they have 100 fans I'm one of them. If they only have one fan that's me. If they don't have any fans it means I'm dead.

"But they committed mass murde-"

LET THEM HAVE HOBBIES

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

Damsel: What an unsuspicious and innocuous hotel room chair facing the bed. I wonder what your plans for us today are Y/N.

[deadtiredghost]

[lyle-and-erik-menendez]

Wishing Everyone a Happy Halloween!

*Except Dr Oziel*

[acewithwords]

Interviewer: How does it feel dating one of the members of the guide commitee?

The Summoner (MC): Wait...I'm dating one of them?

[thomas-mvller]

[peppermintfury]

Joel Miller: slaughters an entire hospital of people, stops the making of a vaccine that might save all of man kind, and lies to Ellie about his decision for the next 2 years.

[cryingonlyhereforhim]

King of Consent :

Win ( between us ) who? I only know Gun.

[mamaspidershit]

it says ur a NERD

[landonor]

if Lando isn't in the factory, he's doing sponsorship events...mclaren has got him really working for that paycheck

[mydarlingdahlia]

I just had a eureka! moment guys

If you’re tall, your pronouns are: fee/fi/fo/fum

And you short mfs are: eeny/meeny/miny/mo

[perrysoup]

But remember folks, trans is a brand new thing meant to poison the minds of children

Published in “Transvestia” magazine #90 (1977) and reedited in the book “Birth of Barbara”, by Sandy Thomas (Transvestia TV Fiction  #14), published by herself.    

[pouletpourri]

the real reason kaufmo abstracted

[nefelibatat]

So if I were to take away from this moment something deeper than “man Sevika's a freak”, I'd point out that we've seen the same tactic not long before.

What does this say about Caitlyn? She's fighting dirty. She's fighting like a cornered rat. She's fighting like a Zaunite.

And first of all there's hypocrisy. Caitlyn's been calling these people animals and monsters and whatnot but when placed in an identical situation she responds identically. Case in point: getting so mad at Jinx for terrorizing people out of grief that she goes ahead and starts to terrorize people out of grief. Sevika's expression afterwards is mostly “joke's on you I'm into that” but there's some surprise there too — you wouldn't expect that move from a Piltie.

Then there's desperation. Because she needs revenge; she needs it or she'll never ever forgive herself for what happened. So she'll throw away her morals and her dignity and just do whatever it takes to achieve the goal, whether it means chomping on someone like a feral raccoon or becoming a military dictator… which puts her in the same mindset as Zaunites, all of whom are desperate to survive and a lot of whom could never afford morals and dignity in the first place.

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!

[that1randomnerd]

Stop. Calling. Me. Out.

girl forced to leave her blanket. 560345 injured, 2708 murdered.