#this is meant to be a joke

[elevenelvenswords]

One defining trait of mine as a fandom member is that I love and fully support the Fëanorians. If they have 100 fans I'm one of them. If they only have one fan that's me. If they don't have any fans it means I'm dead.

"But they committed mass murde-"

LET THEM HAVE HOBBIES

[ryanthedoctor11]

A couple years ago I was at a convention where both Christopher Eccleston and Jodie Whitaker were guests, and while there I asked Eccleston if he would ever reunite with Billie Piper in audios, and asked Whitaker if she'd ever be willing to come back and do audios, now both things are happening. So I'm taking credit! Ha, my idea. Nobody else ever thought of that or asked them. Nope, they got it entirely from me. /j

[deadtiredghost]

[lyle-and-erik-menendez]

Wishing Everyone a Happy Halloween!

*Except Dr Oziel*

[shanadraws]

Ajax in Keegan’s memories:

[peppermintfury]

Joel Miller: slaughters an entire hospital of people, stops the making of a vaccine that might save all of man kind, and lies to Ellie about his decision for the next 2 years.

[cryingonlyhereforhim]

King of Consent :

Win ( between us ) who? I only know Gun.

[landonor]

if Lando isn't in the factory, he's doing sponsorship events...mclaren has got him really working for that paycheck

[mydarlingdahlia]

I just had a eureka! moment guys

If you’re tall, your pronouns are: fee/fi/fo/fum

And you short mfs are: eeny/meeny/miny/mo

[perrysoup]

But remember folks, trans is a brand new thing meant to poison the minds of children

Published in “Transvestia” magazine #90 (1977) and reedited in the book “Birth of Barbara”, by Sandy Thomas (Transvestia TV Fiction  #14), published by herself.    

[witchbeyondthewall]

Hey, is there a cheap and easy way for me to murder my teachers from art school without getting caught or facing consequences?

[pouletpourri]

the real reason kaufmo abstracted

[nefelibatat]

So if I were to take away from this moment something deeper than “man Sevika's a freak”, I'd point out that we've seen the same tactic not long before.

What does this say about Caitlyn? She's fighting dirty. She's fighting like a cornered rat. She's fighting like a Zaunite.

And first of all there's hypocrisy. Caitlyn's been calling these people animals and monsters and whatnot but when placed in an identical situation she responds identically. Case in point: getting so mad at Jinx for terrorizing people out of grief that she goes ahead and starts to terrorize people out of grief. Sevika's expression afterwards is mostly “joke's on you I'm into that” but there's some surprise there too — you wouldn't expect that move from a Piltie.

Then there's desperation. Because she needs revenge; she needs it or she'll never ever forgive herself for what happened. So she'll throw away her morals and her dignity and just do whatever it takes to achieve the goal, whether it means chomping on someone like a feral raccoon or becoming a military dictator… which puts her in the same mindset as Zaunites, all of whom are desperate to survive and a lot of whom could never afford morals and dignity in the first place.

[possessedpumpkin]

Award winning, bestselling author Neil Gaiman.

Neil, the question about the crepes— they were asking about toppings or how Aziraphale likes them. However, you may have just provided one of the funniest answers on this hellsite. Thank you for putting up with like… everything.

Oddly enough, I also thought they might be talking about toppings, or about how Aziraphale likes them, I just took it slightly differently, as it were.

[rooniearts]

hedgehog eating habits

[vraska-theunseen]

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD