#this is making me more byesexual than bisexual

[elvishdemigod]

Me just trying to find memes and art of MacCready, only to be bombarded by those bots and their lewd images

[fun-in-funeral]

Interview with your muse

1. PICK ONE OF YOUR MUSES. 2. FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE. 3. TAG 10 PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME, (REPOST, DON’T REBLOG) TAGGED BY (and being interviewed by: @rapturejournalist (shh it was crossed out but shh) also tagged by @razensky while filling this out.

TAGGING:  Whoever wants to do this.

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?  “Dr. Lane I know it’s longer than three letters so I understand if you forgot.”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? “Alesea Evelyn Lane, I think you should stick with Dr. Lane though since your brain apparently can’t even handle that.”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT? “Because that’s what my parents picked, just as I assume whatever spawned you called you Dick.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? “Single, to anyone but you.”

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS? “I have a pretty mean left hook as you know, how’s your face doing?”

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU.  “Are you  having a stroke? It’s hard to tell since you spout nonsense constantly anyway, that just seemed especially incoherent.”

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR? “Hazel, are you blind as well as obnoxious?”

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR? “Blonde, again I’m questioning your eyesight.”

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? “Not here, and none that I’d let you meet.”

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS? “Whiskers, and he might be dead but he’s still a better conversationalist than you.”

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. “Well let’s see off the top of my head I’d go with you, you, and wit for it...you.”

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING? “Punching obnoxious reporters in the face is definitely in the top five.”

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? “Why don’t you tell me?”

14. EVER… KILLED ANYONE BEFORE? “No, but I am considering a murder right now.”

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?  “Something that picks apart the dead probably very important to the ecosystem, unlike you.”

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. “I tend to punch obnoxious reporters and then make demeaning t-shirts bragging about it, I don’t plan to change”

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL? “Of course, I have several colleagues that I admire.”

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? “Bisexual, but in your case byesexual”

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? “I have a medical degree, which is more than I can say for you.”

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?? “Yes.”

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS? “I can’t imagine I do, though with how you are constantly bothering me I’m beginning to wonder.”

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? “That I’ve died and being interviewed by you is my personal hell.”

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? “A lab coat, it makes cleaning the blood off much easier.”

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? “Yes, not that I’d tell you who.”

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF? “When I was a child, obviously.”

26. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS): “I could be considered high class, unlike you who seems to have no class.”

27. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? “More than you.”

28. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? “Great for throwing.”

29. FAVORITE DRINK? “Coffee.”

30. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? “The morgue, coincidentally where I plan to hide your body after that murder I mentioned.”

31. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? “Yes, and I’ll give you a free hint, it’s not you.”

32. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY? “Really none of your business, since you’ll never see them.”

33. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “I suppose the ocean.”

34. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? “Not you.”

35. ANY FETISHES? “Again nothing you need to concern yourself with.”

36. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? “...can you take a hint?”

37. CAMPING OR INDOORS? “Indoors.”

38. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?? “Yes unless this really is hell, because it’s starting to feel that way.”