#this is gspot

[gillianhatesmyphone]

TIK TOK 📷

[kensatou]

“Hey, they still call you The Kid? Aren’t you old for that?” “Anyone ever tell you to respect your elders?” “Not bad. How about we take it outside though?” “Oh yeah, just tell me when and where.”

the nhl said: no soap operas, only gay porno

also, same vibes:

[futch-disaster]

forgot to post how I kept hitting a puppy’s gspot so hard with my index finger, that it SWORE I was using at least three once it’s brain started working afterwards

[sharkgirldick]

I couldn’t send this in anon but I figure the question is important enough

Which do you think would give the better fingering? I’m sure master hand is very thorough, and will know exactly what to do; crazy hand might bring out some unpredictable moves tho.

Aren't they like. Person sized? I think if either of them fingered you, you'd die.

[kalimaxxing]

recommend a vidya game

zomboid 💯

[stareyedmutt]

knotted dildo.. save me knotted dildo....

[skullsmuldon]

How do you know it is Gillians company??

Because she is the company director and main shareholder.

[tricitymonsters]

Has Akello ever done any kind of sexy experimenting with the slime that made him go like “ok damn that was weird”?

I need him to breathe tysm for making him

OH absolutely. You know he's thorough and he wants to fully understand of what his powers are- especially once he learned he can manipulate them on a super tiny/finite level. I think probably experimenting with slime pussies was probably the first big "Ok damn" moment cause like it's one thing to get touchy with all that goo and use your hand like a high end fleshlight but it's another thing entirely to figure out how to hook that up to your nervous system so that not only do you get to experience the Whole New World of having a different load out but with concentration he figured out how to feel both at the same time. Definitely, an avenue of experimentation that required THOROUGH examination.

[0ystercatcher]

btw realistic dildos are my worst enemy whoever decided the best way to get off was to use uncanny valley penis monstrosities deserves death

[sillygoofyboii]

small confession:

I eat chicken for the skin & breading and shit

I eat the actual chicken too it’s just that the skin is my favorite

[primiera]

feminism is the radical notion that women have prostates

[canisonicscrewyou]

Now that I'm responsible for a giant box of lemons it's come to my attention that I. Don't have any sort of citrus juicer. And I think I need to remedy that like TOMORROW because I just spent the better part of 15 minutes doing what I can only describe as "squeezing and fingering lemons".

[glynjohnsfurcoat]

calling it “the beastie boys’ fuck and suck mansion” feels way less vulgar than calling it what they themselves called it

[safesthaveninexistence]

@THE MILKY WAY DOPPLEGANGERS

THE MULTIVERSE IS FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!!!! I BEEN KNEW NOW THE 3D IS CATCHING ON

[seakicker]

since we're on the topic of dragon/snake/lizard/naga/etc. dick what's your fav non-human dick... design, for lack of a better word???

i’ve always been partial to a good tentacle dick regardless of what kind of monster it’s attached to… this is what happens when you like homestuck at an early age LMAO i’m just kidding (but does anyone else remember the crazy homestuck porn???)

there’s just something about the idea of a prehensile dick that the owner can move and wiggle at will to play with your most sensitive internal parts T_T ougghhhh

[moonlight-posts]

when it's obsessed with abusing your gspot