#this is going to be insane

[veryintricaterituals]

And next season when Daniel is attacked by older vampires and takes out a bottle of Armand's blood that he carries around his neck to let them know he belongs to him, what then?

[planetaryaether]

Rythian nation how are we feeling?

[1slightly-mad1]

So, I got my tickets for the Ghost World Tour for Tampa. I got VIP tickets (Ascended) and I decided to have a look at what my view is gonna be. I didn’t get pit tickets because I’ve never even been to a concert before in general so I don’t feel equipped to jump right into the pit. I went on a website to see photos that people took and…

Basically, imagine this seat, except 4 rows closer… Holy fuck. Did I indulge? Yes absolutely, but for good reason. I was supposed to go to the Re-Impera Tour last year in Tampa, but a hurricane hit right before the day of the ritual so they cancelled the show completely. So, this is kinda a make up deal.

[loveandthings11]

Ohhhhh here we go 🤩

The Hollywood Reporter, 8/30/24

[thisismyobsessionnow]

We're basically on the stage

[meltymoth]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

[iravaid]

On conservation and survival

[aropride]

i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[jm-chrome]

Their little Christmas Cupid 🎄💘

[peqchys]

this is what chapter 4 was right

[heloocean]

[justonlytalktome]