#this is genuinely hilarious

[yabagofmilfs]

developing a theory that someone who yelled SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK during one of our power plays recently accidentally monkey pawed us. now we are compelled to shoot, but unfortunately they forgot to specify that the puck should also occasionally go in the net.

[cb-writes-stuff]

Hey guys.

I found a new glitch.

One that doesn’t have any weird shades.

If you use the silver coin at the Favor Tree where Loop can see it (but after they’ve commented on it) and try to think about coins and croissants and accents and— yada yada, and the rewind thing happens…

This happens.

I legitimately burst out laughing.

Edit: And it happens consistently.

[sicktrix]

HEY THERE MILGRAM FANS DO YOU WANT A TINY KEYCHAIN YOUR FAVOURITE POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED WITH AGONY AND GUILT AND EXHAUSTION??? WELL NOW YOU CAN!!

[beanghostprincess]

Sanji as Soba Mask would definitely pull off the „Howl flying with Sophie by flywalking over several houses“ thing as well with Usopp. Probably a tad less romantic because all I can imagine is Usopp freaking out because he looked down and desperately trying to not loose his cool

That Spider-Man scene in which Peter takes MJ with him through NY with his webs and she starts screaming and crying and hitting him because she's scared to death? That's Sanuso to me.

[cynicisystem]

whats the emojis in ur bio for?? is it like some stupid fucked up meaning combo i see those alot in sys communities ( not like proship but like fucked up like proc ped/zu if you get my drift)

it's an inside joke, it's to represent a joke polycule I'm in 😭

I don't know how 👅👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨😺🐺 this unserious of an emoji combination got interpreted as possibly being for pro sexual abuse 💀

[um-lavenders-ig]

THERE'S AN EVIL BOOP?????

[poems-of-a-lover]

the fact that zahra gave alex a FACT SHEET. ON HENRY. WHATKJSGHSKJG AND HENRY HAS ONE ON ALEX. I NEED TO SEE THEM I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ON THEM

[becausethathappens]

Instagram - 1/6/23

[vampacidic]

got invited to my friend's party and this is how she invited me

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[cinnabarsilly]

HELPGH I MESSED UP ON MY OC REFERENCE SHEET AND ACCIDENTALLY PUT 4'3 INSTEAD OF 5'3 AAKSHDAKLDH

[furvillaconfessions]

honestly this blog is pretty much done for but if i have one last confession, it's that i think mayor minstrel looks super punchable.

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[samaeldire]

So it turns out that I'm demiromantic and all it takes for me to experience a romantic feeling for the first time in my life is uh

Three entire years of being involved with someone who's my perfect match

[luckywolfsbane]

it means your gender is América Futebol Clube (MG), for they wear green and have a rabbit as a mascot /j

Achievement: Gender acquired.

[blackfire-fanfiction]

You can't keep doing this to me, fire fellow. at this rate, I'm going to get possessed to make a list. of the things I'm reading (how embarrassing) and actually count the words instead of making vague assessments and saying "trust me bro".

The fanfic demon possesses us all at some point

[thesingingrevolution]

SOME RANDOM STUDENT I HAVE NEVER MET ASKED TO TAKE A PIC WITH ME??? THIS WAS AFTER HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF EARLIER AND ASKED MY NAME AND THEN SAID MY DRESS WAS PRETTY…… I SAID YES I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HIM BUT WHAT? CELEBRITY ERA????