#this is funny asf

[raekiastri]

im cryinggg. i just watched the red flag, green flag video w lando and oscar and these were the comments under it😭

[methegreatest]

@dramatic-delirium going crazy over why the pronunciation of names aren't the same as how they are spelt flash news - miguel is now known as seagull

[mischiefburns]

<|:oD do not worry friend I have a spare

Here _<|

<|:oD

YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS I GOT A HAT

[azuremoonns]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS

Episode 44 in nutshell

[blueboybot]

Bitch That Is NOT A Deer

I love it when we turn Danny into animals because of some weird reason or another, has anyone else done deer yet?

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"AAAHHHHHHH!"

A scream reverberated through the cave walls below the manor. A battle of the ages taking place for anyone brave enough to witness it.

"LET GO YOU BAMBI WANNABE, THIS IS MY CHILI DOG."

Jason managed to rip the package away from the jaws of the beast, he knew it was mistake to bring down any kind of food into the cave where the creature resided but in that moment he was thinking more with his stomach.

Demon Brat had once again found another animal, a baby deer of all things, and decided to keep it knowing fully well how to pull the strings of both Bruce and Dick into letting him keep it. The thing is Jason always got a weird vibe from it, almost like some part of him was trying to warn him that this was no normal fawn and living with it proved that.

After being brought to the cave it refused to leave, claiming the environment down here as it's own. They've all tried to move it but it always found its way back down here so they just gave up and created a space for it. Another weird thing about it is it's cry. It does not sound like a normal fawn but instead had the echoing tone of a human baby but appearently only Jason could hear it, the others all said it sounded like a normal animal but he gets the feeling Damian is fucking with him, it doesn't help that Duke is also suspicious of the 'deer'.

But the last reason that really sold him on it not being a normal deer was the fact that it. Ate. EVERYTHING!

No food was safe with the deer around, if you were to put something down it would 100% without fail find its way into the maw of the ravenous creature. This ranged from simple pieces of candy to an entire rotisserie chicken (bones included), it even managed to drink his entire smoothie that had a lid covering it. Everyone tells him that there's no way it could drink through the straw because its mouth wasn't shaped to do so but he knows it did goddamnit.

Now it was infront of him vocalizing its discontent for Jason not sharing his food with a weird ass whine from its mouth.

"No! This is people food, you are a 'deer', ACT LIKE IT!"

The deer stopped its whining.

Looked Jason dead in the eyes.

And stood up...

"Ah hell naw, DAMIAN! COME GET YOUR DAMN DEER!"

[imdoingbetternow]

just got a text from my college roommate asking if me and my best friend are gfs and i was like no😃 but to be fair we constantly joke about having sex and will most likely, in fact, have sex.

[lotus-pear]

HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did

[honey--mustard]

Jeckole my favorite sexed up abusive lesbians 🥰

(This is a sketch btw I'm lazy 😋)

[jolyonvane]

me and who

[ajuunisu]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy 🐎

Had to show the eye on the left side yall

[nyansenpai3000]

...

I need to be fucked. I can't get anymore specific than this.

[casinocatt]

Dsmp au where everything the same but c!dream is a vaper 💨💨

[mch3ll3]

Animal jam will forever be goated

[serene-sabo]

Feeling a lack of rush in this rush hour, right? I don't know, Leo. Something feels... off.

[ouch-my-ghost-skin]

correct since the 16 years he lived count too

debate in the comments and be sure to show your working

[elystelleven]

She got a little too silly whoopsies~

(+ original pic)