#this is formatted like a mike breaking bad meme but im serious do this

[klapollo]

here's what you're gonna do. as the temperature gets low you start buying chapstick. you buy one anywhere you see them -- a drugstore, ulta, the supermarket. they cost a buck and change individually. buy whatever flavor you want, there are five thousand of em. marshmallow and cake batter are really good. buy em individually or in multipacks. you get a veritable weapons stockpile of chapstick. then you disperse. one in a pocket of each coat you wear in the winter. one in each bag you take out. one by your bed, one in your locker at work. let no crevice of your life be without a lip balm within arm's reach. if one goes missing, replace it immediately or they will all begin to disappear one by one because that is the nature of those wily things. do not get caught unawares. there are few pains in this life worse than having your lips be dry and sore with nothing to soothe them. heed my words. yes you can substitute burts bees or vaseline or whatever but for the love of God do not even entertain buying that eos shit i dont care how pretty it looks. i say this for your own good. be well.