#this is for razz lmfao

[felixcosm]

MIKE WALTERS?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MIKE WALTERS GOD DAMN FOOL TIME TRAVELING DUST EATING RAT PATHETIC BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT ITERATION WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MIKE WALTERS

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MIKE WALTERS I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DID HE DO SO MANY FUCKED UP CHALLENGES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST FOR MATT IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS GREATEST EYEBROWS GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said mike walters was waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with mike walters being smug in person again in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to relisten the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is smug or scheming i dont even know why i hate him so much. he travels through time but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some edgy shithead whos a fan of dangaonronpa and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had Ryan make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateMikeWalters

[39oa]

Buffalo Sabres Players Rate Fan-Made Memes

Yeah, those are a bunch of just sexy fellows. Just sexy, good-looking dudes posing for the camera.

(aka while 5th-grade owen power was filming stick-taping videos out of his friend's basement, 15-year-old tage thompson was meticulously slicing together tyler seguin ohl highlights and editing nhl hype videos set to the script's hall of fame for his legion of <100 loyal subscribers)

[dazzlerazz]

ykw I have the sudden urge to write a robin coming out to chrom fic

[tedious-waffle]

I swear the media literacy… saw ppl arguing this ep shows bucktommy not fitting together/ tommy’s separation from buck

“Tommy doesn’t support buck’s research binge” a) he literally listens, but also its fucking night time and buck needs to Rest after being Injured. Like hate a guy for being sleepy lmao. And b) BUCK IS SPIRALING ofc hes not like ooh yeah buck you ARE cursed and going to die! Like bruh. Also obligatory: hm you sure don’t have issue with Eddie doing the same thing…

“Tommy is sleeping on the couch not with buck in his bed” 😑 and if he did sleep in his bed you would say that that was bad too. Like bruh so theyre not at the sharing a bed stage whatever. Also just for scene composition, easier to have that morning after with buck in the same position but now with boils without tommy noticing be shot in the living room lol

*correction per @reads8hoursperday: “Buck has to sleep sitting up in that chair because of his shoulder.” Good point! Makes sense why Tommy just brought him a new icepack and then fluffed his pillow

“Eddie fixes up and reassures buck not tommy” EDDIE IS A MEDIC. Tommy isntttt. Also eddie razzed him just as hard lmfao. Also tommy literally IS reassuring him???

“Tommy isn’t in the group chat” YEAH DUH. ITS THE 118 GROUP CHAT. (And again if he was you’d complain about that lmao) Again theyve not been dating that long, tommy works at another station. Of course hes not in the group chat lmao. ALSO, from a TV writing standpoint, that scene works a lot better if not everyone in the scene gets the text and one person instead asks Out Loud what’s up, so it can be read out to the Audience as well.

“In the cemetery scene, tommy is standing sooo far away from buck.” Like idk even what to say man. That just a normal ass scene. Literally playing off of Every scene like it. The supportive partner/friend is always standing off to the side like that. And its buck’s moment. + uh you sure are ignoring the literal dialogue of that scene and the camera pans huh

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Y'know, I don't actually think Taliesin is presenting Kingsley as more competent than Fjord, Kingsley is simply much more confident. (And in the reverse, Travis isn't presenting Fjord as less competent, just more self-doubting.) The difference between them is how they see themselves and how that affects how they work, and their views of themselves heavily filters how we're seeing them here.

The entire thing is that Fjord is suffering a massive crisis of confidence and is struggling under the weight of self-doubt. Jester remarks to him that he needs to be confident, Fjord is so paralyzed by a simple question that he desperately asks the answer from Melora (then freezes mid-attempt to interpret it), he second-guesses his correct assessment into an incorrect one, he nervously seeks constant assurance from someone else on whether an idea is a sensible or good one.

Fjord is trying to transition into a new period of his life, and it's slammed him with an incredible amount of imposter syndrome. It seems that the lack of clear end goals and sudden lack of structure is making this difficult. (We've all joked Fjord has ADHD, well, lmfao.) He is openly displaying the intense self-doubt he's experiencing, which in turn is not inspiring confidence in those around him, which viciously cycles. That pervasive self-doubt is actively disrupting his ability to do, well, literally anything. It's like trying to make your hands stop shaking, so now they shake worse, making you totally incapable of that simple task that you normally can manage, even excel at.

Kingsley is nothing but confidence. He probably has never had enough personal setback nor enough life experience to fear failure. He's even so confident that he razzes Caleb about teleporting off-target. A not insignificant chunk of Kingsley's commentary is simply nonconstructive criticism, nitpicking, telling Fjord to do something Fjord was about to do or already did, snark for the sake of looking clever, or missing that Fjord is debilitatingly dissociative—so it tends to sound more put together, and criticism is easy where doing is hard, possibly just all sound and fury as they say, remains to be seen. Kingsley is untested in the role but he talks fast and big, that much is true.

Taliesin has spoken about how he plays characters who think of themselves in relationship to the world in a very specific, very wrong-headed way, and that extends very much to Kingsley. I think Kingsley has the same problem that Percy did: he believes he is the smartest, most competent, most adult person in the room because he knows approximately four things and is incapable of being anything less than overconfident.

As far as it seems to me so far, the difference is that they are opposites in experience (Fjord sailed for many years, Kingsley for six months) that are inversely proportional to their current levels of confidence (Fjord lost confidence in his ability to make even minor decisions, Kingsley apparently does not doubt himself for any reason). It's a difference, as far as I can tell, specifically born of their perceptions of themselves, and whether that perception affects their ability to work, rather than objective assessment of their relative ability and potential.

We're largely seeing Kingsley and Fjord through the lenses of how they see themselves.

[lastweeksshirttonight]

"OH YOU OLDER NOW!"

More recap of the best boys, strap in folks <3

Somehow John views the pandemic as less of an escalation of aging than HIS KIDS. What a weirdo, lol.

When Seth talks about John's offer to Clarence Thomas, John is so delighted just remembering he did that. You can see how much that act gave him joy in that brief moment where he goes "yeah :D". He does note that the offer got a lot scarier when he made it, and Kate was... not super amused, lol. Especially after he suggested he'd probably get murdered shortly if the offer was taken. Gee, wonder why, John.

"Johnny loves dressing up!" Lmfao this is prime razzing, their relationship is beautiful. Of course John hates the entire idea of the Met Gala, meeting people he doesn't know, dressing up, and talking to press. Selfishly, knowing that John has been invited and has turned it down makes me mourn whatever prime crazy outfit he would have worn.

John being like "are you okay with the museum having all that shit", lmfao. These men are somehow both deeply serious and totally unserious at the same time.

[ticklishraspberries]

hi razz! i'm sorry to hear that you're sick, feel better soon! any music you've been listening to lately that you'd recommend? :D

hii!! thank you so much!! ohhh i love to yap so here are some less-popular artists (at least i think these ppl are kinda niche to me but maybe i'm just out of touch)

ethel cain is officially one of my all time favorite artists of all time. i saw her live, front-row, and got to hold her hand and sing sun-bleached flies with her. ethel is a stage name and her real name is hayden, she is an absolutely beautiful trans female artist. her album, preacher's daughter, is a concept album that i think everyone should listen to, all the way through, in order. it is quite a disturbing story, so exercise caution. i like all her music, not just that album. she writes about the american south, cycles of abuse, having a strained relationship with god, and dating shitty men.

sorry mom is one of the greatest upcoming punk bands around. i am fully biased because i may or may not be friends with someone in the band...shh though because i don't want anyone to be like omg sorry mom is associated with this fucking tickle fic blog oh my god i'd be so embarrassed shut up. anyway, their debut album babyface is actually one of my favorite albums ever as well. their lyrics are fucking unmatched. the main theme of babyface is the pain and struggle of growing up, feeling younger than you are, feeling behind all of your peers...a feeling that i strongly relate to and i think a lot of people do. their first ep is also great but the girl who is no longer in the band cannot fucking sing so listen to those with caution lmfao. i rlly hope they re-record those songs bc i love them, it's just...her. specific songs you should check out are: molly sells molly by the seashore / getting sick / town clown / enema / teeth / stoop kid.

peach prc is a tiktoker turned popstar who is just so fucking talented and writes incredible lyrics. she's a lesbian and her newest song, secret, is about dating a closeted girl. she writes about being gay, her struggles with mental illness and addiction, as well as fun, upbeat, songs about sex and hating her exes. i think her genre is maybe considered hyper-pop?? idk i'm not good with subgenres lol but she is sooo talented and her tiktoks are fucking hilarious and she is so funny and cool and an amazing writer and singer. my favorite songs are heavy / forever drunk / josh / favorite person / like a girl does.

those are the ones i feel the need to scream about and indoctrinate people into liking. taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, chappell roan, sabrina carpenter, and megan thee stallion are all big favs lately. i'm also getting really into metal and subgenres of metal because of my partner. slipknot, ice nine kills, spiritbox, and dance gavin dance are the main ones i've latched onto.

[figula]

today was alright for most of it then it took a turn for the worse later on lol

ben came home from work after another attack of Sad (he walked throug the door crying + stayed sad for a few hrs, i think the length of sad attacks are lessesning which is good), i am kind of at a loss as to how to help tbh bc it's so out of my remit to be like super sad after the end of a big social thing like as ive said before im fully delighted to be back to my normal life + am waiting hopefully until i can take all the wedding cards down to be honest!!! like genuinely if anyone has any ideas on how to combat the "post-wedding blues" (as google calls it, but i think that's such a gross phrase lol but just like "emotional hangover after extreme life event that you've been planning for over a yr etc etc) pls do feel free to message either anon or not idc. i have tried to be as helpful as i can be but i think people with similar experiences might be useful bc i cannot state enough how pleased i am it's all over lmfao

later on we went on a pokemon walk and it REALLY went downhill later bc (boring pokemon go stuff incoming) my daily incense lured a fucking articuno, insane, then it ran away after one throw (with a golden razz berry AND an ultra ball) and i was just like :| then like half an hr later we did a raid w/ our friends jelly + hali and i didnt catch the pokemon with 16 fucking balls it just jumped out every single time. it was unreal. i used a golden razz on every single throw too. the others all managed to capture it as well which tbh only increased my rage like i know its just a game obviously lol but it was just really fucking annoying lmao i was so incensed i just went mute for half an hr or whatever and ben (who had cheered up by this point) was just like shall i leave you alone for a bit :) and i was like yup :|

THEN we were gonna watch x files in bed bc ben loves it so we went to log into my disney+ and it just would not work, ben found the saved pw on his firefox, wouldnt work, i got them to send me a login reset with a 6-figure code, i input the code they sent me, they were like "that's not the right code"! and it was just. oh my fucking gOPFDGJKFDKJKJGFDJK ben found it elsewhere in the end

idk man im worried about ben + feeling fed up myself + just generally feeling like :| fuck you pokemon go for real i just needed them and you wouldnt let me have them

[finagled]

lrb looking through the comments for my birthname on behindthename and laughing my ass off bc its the handful of other ppl with my name who got razzed on in the exact same ways i did lmfao

some fun trends im noticing

-the vast majority of ppl named this are afab despite people getting the impression its not a feminine name

-they use a specific town in nevada and a specific talk show host to clarify the name

-they had the same nicknames and mispronunciations i did, including 'falcon', 'fall on', 'felony', and for some reason 'valerie' which are so lame it really tickles me that other people had the exact same teasing

i dont go by my birthname anymore for trauma reasons rather than gender ones, but i have an attachment to it and its really validating to see other people echo my same experiences with the name

i dont know if other people will relate to this. i have a very uncommon but not unheard of birth name and i really hated it growing up, but im trying to soften my feelings and process some of the emotions surrounding my name

idk just sorta neat! :0)

[dazzlerazz]

The funniest thing is that one of my stardew farmers has beef with Robin (long story) and he wears a flannel and now with this update Robin is wearing flannel as her winter outfit lmao

[bloopf1sh]

im razz and when i was in grade seven two of my closest friends had suicide plans and i had to tell my parents, i got emotionally abused by one of my classmates, some of my other classmates bullied me, i almost killed myself, and i'll never get a diagnosis for anything because as my mom says "ur a teenager its normal u'll grow out of it" girl ion think suicidal thoughts lack of motivation and most adhd symptoms are things i grow out of but ok !!

compared to yallz i like. im fine. lmfao.

i have reeses pieces and some hersheys kisses for the peanut allergic ppls

open tag

Candy bowl for Christmas but with ✨ TRAUMA✨:

Hi I'm Ysabelle/Bella and when I was 4 I was taking a bath with my brother and we're playing peekaboo when he surprised me and I hit my head to our toilet bowl,I had to go to surgery because I slashed the side of my left eye,The Doctors had to stitch it back together and I had thread on the side of my face😀😀,And I Brought Mars bars!!

Your guy's TURN!

@sapphic-soool @shipspainfulships

@ultravioletbrit (anyone can do this so feel free to say your trauma!!)

[mangoposts]

I FORGOT TO TELL YOUUUU i finally got a new vape❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ blue razz NOT mint like i was given last time just bc it's also blue😒 i dragged my friend w me too LMFAO and the new guy there is actually so sweet i was just scared of him because we didnt know each other at first but now we know each other and he's so nice ugh love him

-🌙

He sounds lovely can he get me a strawmelon i haven’t had a vape in like 7 days Bruh

[glitch-h]

Hi I made an official ref for my sparkledog woof

[unproduciblesmackdown]

milo will be like “especially looking at s6 on its own: hard to think abt riawin kissing w/o a slightly warmer shift in the dynamic,” then when winston & riawin are glimpsed having an exchange / being in a real trifecta moment / smiling at each other during a scene where everyone’s hyped (& the preview with rian looking to winston for moral support in an episode where all we otherwise know is she’ll interact later w/taylor & god damn wags), go “wough.......what if they kissed 😳”

[paintedkinzy-88]

Ok, since we're almost halfway through Pride Month, I feel like I should ask this: what are your sexuality headcanons for the Sans AUs, and how do you think they would act at a Pride Parade? Anyways, have fun, and Happy Pride Month!

Ahhhh I hate that it’s already almost done and I’ve done nOTHING. I was going to draw something, but we’ll see if I have time to before the end of the month. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

But but but I can do this much. Probably. XD

I’m only gonna do the main AUs cuz that’s a long list as it is, so apologies but I’m not adding like Razz or Sci or anything dhsjbfjsbd. But anyway since I know this will get long I’m cutting it off here. If you want my Pride Rambles heckin take them:

Going off a semi-peaceful multiverse of course, cuz I like everyone kinda getting along—

Classic: personally always seen him as Bisexual, but more leaning towards a masculine attraction. So like a 4-5 on the Kinsey Scale huehue. Honestly don’t think he’d go to a Pride Parade unless someone dragged him there cbsjfbjsnf, so he’s probably just lazing around/being carried the whole way, and wearing a million Pride accessories cuz his friends/brother just keep piling them on while he’s sleeping lmfao

Red: Mostly the same as Classic, tbh. Though he’d probably be picking a lot of fights with anti-protestors outside the parade ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blue: Pan, he likes anyone and everyone! As long as you meet his taco standards, gender plays no role. He’s definitely the energetic, supportive one at Pride that’s trying to make sure everyone feels happy and involved. He’s usually at the front of the parade, but also weaving through the crowd a lot. Someone says their family doesn’t support them?? Blue’s there to make you feel welcomed and valid no matter what. (ง’̀-‘́)ง

Lust: Demiromantic, Pansexual, and maybe Genderqueer. As in, he usually goes by he/him but doesn’t mind other pronouns, and will typically dress more feminine or masculine depending on however he feels. If he looks good, he looks good, gender expectations be damned. And I just think sexual attraction is one thing (kinda an important thing for his world, too), but being romantically attracted is rare. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ He be the one that’s always friendly-flirting at Pride, and complementing absolutely everyone. He’s totally dressed up with flare, but still stylish and in the colors of one of his flags huehue.

Ink: I go back and forth with Ink a little?? I kinda go by partial canon, seeing him as Asexual and Biromantic, but he’s not sex repulsed. I feel like with him making so many worlds and so many Lust variants, it’s more of a “yes this person is aesthetically sexy” rather than any actual feeling attached to it. XD He goes to Pride in a l l the colors. He’s probably passing out face paint and confetti poppers and other Very Messy Things too. Maybe he’s even painting people’s faces himself before the parade, honestly.

Error: Maybe Demiromantic, but otherwise boi be like Classic, just more grumpy and prone to anger. XD Idk if he’d really want to go to a Pride Parade, because of the crowds, but I suppose if he was he’d likely be in the waaaay back where no one else is, just people watching, maybe enjoying seeing a partner having fun themself and that’s it. … Or he’s on the sides of the parade threatening anti-protestors too, that’s probably a thing.

Dream: HMMMM thinking long and hard about the Dreamtale duo ngl. I just felt like they don’t really. Care about gender or anything at all, and probably didn’t have any of this in their village. I guess I can see Dream as questioning, but leaning towards Pan??? He’s probably been to so many Pride Parades though, let’s be honest. Soaking in the positivity and doing his best to cheer up anyone who’s scared or uncertain in themselves. I can see him educating himself in all the stuff he missed out on so he could lend semi accurate advice to anyone still questioning themselves. He be the therapist wherever he goes smh, but I’m sure there’s been multiple occasions that his friends have pulled him into the festivities as well. I can definitely see Lust and Ink making him dress up a bit. XD mayhaps…. 👀👀

Nightmare: mostly the same as Dream, but he’s had a lot more time to think it over. Idk, I’ve always seen him as Demiromantic, and then just not caring about gender at all. It’s the one thing he always respects in others because he just doesn’t understand mortals’ obsession with gender roles. He’s a murderer, but he’s a murderer that will get your pronouns right. He likely only goes to Prides because his boys go, lmao. He’ll do whatever they wanna do at the parade, within reason. That means no, he will not get his face painted, but they’re definitely able to throw some rainbow accessories and shit on him, even if he’s not happy about it. XD Gonna be washing the rainbow glitter out of his goop for MONTHS…

Cross: He be Bi, just like canon huehue. I’ve also been reading a lot of Trans Masculine fics lately, and I can see that. Idk if I’d ever outwardly mention it in a story, since I don’t personally know much about that kind of experience and don’t want to represent it wrong, but hey if you wanna see it in my fics go right ahead, I’m not against that at all! Cross probably swapped out his cape for a bisexual flag at Pride lmao, but he’s mostly there to accompany friends and/or partners, so he’s not super social with others unless they come up to him. A good guard against creeps though!

Horror: I was going to say Bi, but honestly, nah I think he’d be Gay. I just don’t see him being very interested in girls at all??? Femininity is fine, just not girls. He’s the big burly scary guy at Pride, I feel like he’d be getting a lot of attention he doesn’t know what to do with wheeeze. Might have also brought cupcakes or cookies tbh. Gotta make sure everyone isn’t skipping lunch and passing out during the parade.

Killer: Definitely Gay. The gayest of them all and he’s not ashamed of it. He’s probably causing a lot of chaos and arguments with anti-protestors or just general creeps, mostly cuz he finds their reactions funny. Otherwise he’s a flirty bastard and probably hanging off of Cross and/or Nightmare most of the day. Idk if he’d be wearing much flag/color wise, but he’s definitely trying to put stuff all over everyone else.

Dust: I’ve always seen Dust the most Classic like, so he’s Bisexual too for sure. He’s likely right beside Killer in causing chaos and threatening assholes, but he’s also staying by Horror so the big guy isn’t overwhelmed in the crowd. I’ll bet that Killer convinced him to make little poppers and actual fireworks, too wheeeze. Used safely, of course. Mostly. Probably. Sort of.

Fresh: AroAce. I just don’t see him as very interested in having partners honestly?? Doesn’t mean I haven’t liked some Fresh ships, but for the most part he’s chill being single in my AUs lmfao. Fresh probably brought so many things to the parade. He’s got huge rainbow flag that the crowd can carry over the top of them, a bunch of glow sticks for necklaces/bracelets, balloons, wigs, light up glasses, flags galore, anything and everything, all of questionable origin ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Honestly, I’m not usually a fan of having an entire group of characters identify under LGBT, because it’s not very realistic to me. Not that I’m against the people that do, of course! Do what you want, I don’t care. It’s just not how I roll ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

But, all the Sans AUs are based on one dude, so it kinda makes sense that they’d all reflect him in some way, some more than others. And since I’ve always seen him as Bi/Pan, ya bet a lotta the AUs are kinda the same wheeeze. There are a lot of UT characters I see as straight, Sans just isn’t usually one of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe that’s just me projecting onto my fav, but whatever, it’s fictional characters, why the heck not.

ANYWAY these are just my headcanons. It’s not usually a thing I pay much attention to, especially when reading other’s fics. I feel like it’s really up to interpretation most of the time, and that’s one of my favorite parts of fandoms XD

[stressedmonster101]

cw: joke about almost aborted fetuses

razz u literally ate, so proud bff!! transphobic ppl r literally half aborted fetuses like they have no brain

ty!!! watch them find this and cancel me for comparing them to fetuses lmfao