#this is for my AU

[myballsitchaurghouchie]

Goodnight

[piiinkfreak]

When she starts talking about marrying for convinience... underneath you can see my sorry attempt at writing a drabble inspired by this

"We done yet?" Mary asked, they were walking through one of the capital's shopping galleries for about an hour now, looking for the white silver's very specific brand of coffee.

"You know you didn't even have to come right?" Tanya answered bitterly, this was her day off and she just planned to run some errands, maybe buy some chocolate and coffee, and enjoy some alone time without her subbordinates bothering her.

"And take the blame if the country's, oh so precious, White Silver just so happens to get assassinated? No thank you"

For all that's worth Mary shouldn't even care if that happened, maybe even glad, why did she even take this job in the first place? She just had planned to confront the one responsible for her father's death, maybe getting into a fight. Instead the Devil of the Rhine didn't even remenber her face, and now she was here carrying her grocery bags (wich was not on the job description she might add) for their shared appartment cause the blonde demon had been so kind to let her stay there while Mary looked for a place of her own. This should be the perfect opportunity to annoy the blonde, yet it didn't seem to have much effect because Tanya didn't even seem to care much for her remarks.

"Also if i let you shop alone again we both know our appartment would end up filled wi-" Mary stopped as she felt a tug in her arm. As she turned back she saw an impossible scene, Tanya von Degurechaff, the most antisocial person she's ever met, the woman who would rather spend her weekends at the shooting range than on a date, who hated dresses and lace and ruffles and even now was wearing pants and an male aviation, too big on her obviouly; that Tanya von Degurechaff, had stopped midtrack and was intensily looking at a vitrine that showed a big, white, ruffly and sparkly wedding dress.

Mary didn't know what to make of it, that devil was obviouly not thinking about how pretty the dress was, so was she thinking about marriage? Did she have someone she like? Was she dating someone? It seemed improbable, and even so to be actually considerieng marrying them, no way she would've known. Would noticed something, she always noticed the way Tanya smirked when something intersting happened in her books, the way she chuckled when thinking about either a joke or an atrocity, that she smiled nervously when she felt awkward. She would've noticed.

"Eeeeh, don't tell me the pure Argent is seriously thinking about marriage? Ah but you would need someone interested in you and stuff. Do you even have a lucky candidate?

"You would be a good choice." Tanya said absentmindedly.

"Ah!? Eh what? Uhm, eh ah..." Mary tried to break free from Tanya's grip without much success. Tanya didn't mind, the more the blonde thinked about it the more it made sense in her head.

A political marriage would be really benefitial for her, specially now after Lergen had kindly dumped all the letters from suitors he had intercepted for her and told her it's now her turn to deal with them. She had been so shocked at the amount of them, she knew she was a bit popular and that her looks weren't bad yet her reputation wasn't the greatest. And some of those letters came even before she was legally of age what was she supposed to do with them? Respond? And what frightened her the most was if some of these "suitors" decided to meet and court her in person? Hell, that would be hell, embarrassing and awkward.

Plus she didn't even have many reasons to say no to these offers. In this world a woman greatest achievment was still getting married, even if she fought in a war, commanded troops, won medals, fuck she helped the war end for fuck's sake. This body really was inconvient, at least for the situations that dammed Being X put her through, he was probably also behind those horrifying letters as well.

That's why she thought a marriage for convenience with Mary was a really good idea. There were laws against "sodomism" yet no laws that explictly prohibeted two women from getting married, it was the same loophole that Visha and Erya used to get married, right? It didn't seem to hard, she already knew the people to talk to and she didn't care for a cerimony either, and if she could stop it they wouldn't be near a church, or maybe they would so she could rub it off on Being X's face. Hehe, she laughed to herself, that was a really good plan indeed.

Mary had all the reasons to accept too. The brunnette was foreigner, spoke horrible english and even worse the language of the empire, she was single, and they even already lived toghether. Plus Tanya dindn't find her company that annoying, she might even say it was a bit pleasing, she didn't snore, didn't chegou with her mouth open and that kind of stuff, she was a tad bit religious yet she didn't force Tanya to wake up early and go to church with her on weekends or prayed loudly enough that she could hear. She also didn't seem to mind Tanya's habits, she wasn't dirty, a bit messy, but she smelled nice, and she took care of her apperance, she was even pretty.

Before she could continue her thought she was interruped by being forcibly pulled by one of Mary's attempts to run away. It's when she noticed that she was blushing from the back of her neck to the tips of her ears.

"Ah" she said "Um, let's just, let's just go" and as they resumed walking Mary could tell that Tanya was now blushing as well.

[beefywizard]

sorry i havent posted in like forever. im Working on a massive sonic lineup

[itz-pandora]

Zero's Death

[BLOOD BELOW CUT]

[ebungelical]

what if you were in a situationship with whitney then he develops a crush on u and realizes how badly he fucked u over like damn

[jerk-of-the-year]

[ame-sea]

they love each other

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[ef-1]

For those not tapped into Australian politics, King Charles is in Australia to conduct his "historic first tour to the commonwealth realm" i.e visting countries that King Charles is supposedly a monarch to.

Indigenous senator Lidia Thorpe had requested an audience with King Charles for weeks prior to this visit, she wrote countless letters to speak to him. Unlike other commonwealth nations and other former Brisitish colonies, a treaty with Indigenous peoples in Australia was never formed. Their land was never ceded to the British Crown. After being denied and ignored, Lidia Thorpe, draped in a traditional possum skin cloak, stormed in the Great Hall during the reception for Charles at Parliament House in the capital shouting the following:

I literally can't even look at these photos without getting goosebumps.

[noodles-and-tea]

[sabertoothwalrus]

clocked back in to the chilshi factory, have more tallman au

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[44boora]

why the long face Sixer? 🏹

[relina-ruj]

AU: Swansea accidentally overheard Anya talking to Curly