#this is cunty asf btw!!!!!

[lewisvinga]

my shot | alex albon x fem! reader x lily muni he

summary; after admitting in an interview about their crush on a certain youtuber, alex and lily decide to shoot their shot through instagram

fc; tara yummy

warnings; ?? none i think

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

notes; requested ! i’m obsessed w tara yummy rn

masterlist !

liked by lilymhe, alex_albon, and others !

yourusername: let’s go to the beach each

username: the shirt 😭😭😭

username: i just know y/n was struggling in the 5 ft end

yourusername: i was , i suck at swimming 🤕🤕

lilymhe: crazy i know how to swim !

username: lily what are u doing here 😭😭

username: the last picture is so cunty i love it

username: she’s so queen

username: not lily and alex in the likes 😭

alex_albon: let’s go get a wave

yourusername: they say what they gonna say

alex_albon: have a drink, clink, found a bud light

yourusername: bad bitches like me are hard to come by

lilymhe: you are the baddest bitch

username: this comment thread ???😭😭

username: alex albon’s attempt at flirting it just singing nicki minaj

username: he has a gf tho

username: you can’t tell me they both aren’t in love w her…

yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; last few days here 😴] [caption 2; tanning bc i can’t swim]

lilymhe replied to your story !

lilymhe so you really can’t swim?

yourusername lol i suck at it, i always use floaties when i’m in the pool & i refuse to go in the ocean😭

lilymhe maybe if we happen to be in the same place , i can teach you😁😁

yourusername you just wanna see me in a bikini don’t you🥴

lilymhe i mean yes. deleted !

lilymhe just helping a girl out and shooting my shot?😁😁

yourusername ur cute

lilymhe and i think ur cuter

yourusername you and….

lilymhe alex and i think you’re cute 😁

yourusername: i’ll be at the miami gp btw, maybe you both can teach me how to swim😌

lilymhe oh, we’re ready, pretty girl

alex_albon replied to your story !

alex_albon heyyyy[100% rizz]

yourusername: oh your girlfriend is much better at this than you are

alex_albon i’m trying 😔

alex_albon but i managed to pull her anyways 🤓

yourusername you’re a dork but it’s cute🤕

alex_albon so me shooting my shot is working?😁😁

yourusername oh 100%

alex_albon a little birdie told me you’re going to the miami gp?

yourusername yeah, might be dressed in ferrari red

alex_albon why not williams blue? you should come to our garage instead 😁

yourusername hmmm u gotta convince me, pretty boy 🧐

alex_albon well, lily and i will be there , isn’t that enough?

yourusername you’re right ,

yourusername i’ll see you in the williams garage then, pretty boy😇

liked by lilymhe, alex_albon, and others !

yourusername: i like to see cars racing now i guess

tagged; lilymhe, alex_albon, williamsracing

williamsracing: the cuntiest guest in our garage

yourusername: why thank u admin

lilymhe: ugh you’re gorgeous 😩

yourusername: hello?? you’re the most gorgeous 🥴🥴

lilymhe: in my f1 driver era liked by yourusername !

alex_albon: i feel so special knowing i had the 2 prettiest girls ever rooting for me

yourusername: you’re a dork but i’ll cheer for u every race 🤓

username: OMG HELLO😀

username: my fave youtuber and f1?? i’m so??

username: alex lily n y/n are acting very suspicious…….🧐🧐🧐

username: i just wanna know how this all happened

username: imagine lily and alex sliding into her dms 😭😭😭

username: they’re just like me fr

username: i gotta be REAL honest w y’all, they’d look hot asf as a throuple

username: oomf are u insane

username: look at oomf dawg😭😭😭

username: no i get it

[strang3lov3]

hi,

ur cats are cute asf.

i too have a black cat and she's chunky and a bitch (affectionately). i would die for that hoe.

p.s. brothel soup joel is everything and i will be checking daily for updates.

- 🪷

The best cats are chunky and cunty tbh. I would die for my little dickheads!! Without a second thought!!

Fucking sobbing over brothel soup Joel btw💀 Jesus Christ LMAO 😭 I like to post fics sunday/monday/tuesdays, so check then!! Also @strang3stories will notify you when I post a fic. If you’re feeling especially aquatic, check outtttt…

Lather

Bath & Body Works

Clean

And like, this isn’t even the last time I’m gonna write bathtub sexy things. It’s gonna happen again in my dark!joel au. I’m so drawn to sex in water. Do I have a bathing/showering kink? Maybe. Who’s to say?

[thepunkmuppet]

OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT

take this with a massive huge grain of salt, this is NOT a theory, or even necessarily a proper prediction, just a possible plotline for cinderella’s castle that my brain cooked up in the shower just now. I don’t expect this to happen, I won’t be upset if it doesn’t, it’s just a thought I had and I wanted to share it.

SO we’re all thinking this might have elements of the movie labyrinth in it right? with the font, costumes, the addition of “trolls”, and the frog and mouse characters being similar in concept to the side character puppets in that movie, I think it’s pretty likely to be a sort of mish-mash of cinderella and labyrinth.

so my idea is this: to begin with, cinderella lives with her nasty troll stepfamily, and she either has a baby sibling like in labyrinth, OR a high and mighty prince boyfriend who only comes to shag her and then treats her like a peasant around other people. either way, she gets mad at that person, wishes they would disappear, and boom kim’s character arrives, and she’s basically the jared of this story. she whisks the baby / prince away to her castle (which may be at the centre of a labyrinth?? idk) and says that if ella doesn’t come for them by the time the clock strikes twelve, they’ll be hers forever.

ella sets off on this quest, meets the little puppet characters along the way, whatever. she gets to the castle, and faces off with kim’s character, who reveals that none of this was about the person ella was trying to save, but about ella herself. and she summons her stepmother and stepsisters, and ella fights them, finally taking revenge for her real family and facing up to her fear, as they are the real villains of the piece.

now I want this to be a lesbian show as much as anyone else, and it still could be, but basically my idea is that kim’s character actually isn’t a villain at all, but the fairy godmother, and this whole thing was to equip ella with the skills and life lessons to be able to face her step family. she is either presented as a homoerotic love interest for ella (obviously in that case with a title other than “godmother” lmfao), or she is in fact the ghost of her mother. I reckon if the baby was stolen, she would be ella’s mother, if the boyfriend was stolen, she would be ella’s love interest, make sense? it changes the dynamics a lot I feel.

the book that details the basic story lore in this video says that “the lady ashmore was burned at the stake for the crime of witchcraft”, so this could very well be her! the spirit of a witch returned from the grave to help her daughter get revenge and take her life back.

oh and there would be a ball theme / setting in the castle in the final battle because. well yk :)

but yeah that’s just my deranged idea, probably gonna be a nerdy prudes situation where I come up with a whole ass musical in my head and the real thing is NOTHING like it, but yeah idk I thought this was pretty cool :) lmk what you think in the notes!!

oh and the prince would be played by curt mega btw. he would be annoying asf but very cunty

[thalassic-p4rk]

here’s some of mine! ^-^

Peso:

CUNTYYYY ✨✨✨

drag persona is a bitch and im SO here for it <3

12 inch stripper heels

like i said, cunty asf- long deep blood red bodycon dress with a high leg slit. almost velvety type fabric

whole dress is COVERED in black lace

elegant long black gloves

shiny long black hair worn down and flat, kinda like a hair-glue moment

think mafia. wine aunt but evil. a little bit of cruella vibes. totally poisoned her ex husband. hot vampire queen.

the others weren’t quite sure what they expected, but it sure as hell wasn’t this

she walks out there and everyone goes WILD

kwazii is so proud :’)

i also just love the idea of competent BAMF peso

WHICH HE IS BUT LIKE

RRRRRRRRR I JUST LOVE CUNTY PESO SM <333

she needs a name, gimme suggestions! i’m thinking something medical related, maybe smth with blood?

✨Circe la Tory✨ LMAO

Ari Thymia

Aretha Mia

Brady-Kim Storm

Carmine Sangria (just for fun idk)

Art Terry

Anna Rissum

Angie O’Graham

im having way too much fun with this LMFAO

Kwazii:

so i originally had him as a drag king but it just didn’t seem extravagant enough

so then i had him inspired by Scarlett Harlott

but then the one and only @notakoollad (who is insanely talented and funny btw, go follow him) sent the classic fairy kwazii pic

and i was like. oh. what if

✨CUNTY HYPERFEM PIRATE✨

LIKE, PASTEL GOTH PIRATE?⁉️

PASTEL GOTH WITH A TOUCH OF LOLITA FASHION BUT SPECIFICALLY LIKE A “MURDER LOLITA” KINDA WAY⁉️⁉️

like black lace and a vintage feel but with PINK

THIS BUT NO HOOP SKIRT

give me “rawr” 2013 scene punk girlie but add 2020 MPDG and fairycore and then make it PIRATE

pls just let 8 yr old me run wild in justice and that is the vibe im going for.

i have hit the image limit so i’ll be back with a pt 2!!!

the octopod has a drag night. give me your headcanons.