#this is cool and cute and funny at the same time

[starlight-45]

Trying to take care of drunk reader (Part 1)

Featuring: Yoichi Isagi, Meguru Bachira, Rin Itoshi and Michael Kaiser

Here's the masterlist!

A/n:- Don't know why I did this. thought it would be funny.

~ISAGI YOICHI~

• Poor guy was just concerned for your life when he saw you chugging that third glass of wine with flushed cheeks.

• Isagi dosen't say anything though and thinks to let you enjoy yourself for today, sipping up his non-alcoholic drinks calmly.

• However, he draws the line with it when he sees sees going you not being able to walk in a straight line.

• Regrets for not saying anything before. A lot. Like really.

• "HEYYY BRO, WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR TONIGHT BRO??"

"I'm your boyfriend y/n, please stop calling me your bro 😭"

• Never, ever again, he thinks. Yes, he always wanted a sister but you're his girlfriend! Stop calling him that!

• But we all know, this guy is the responsible one. Of course he's take care of your drunken self well.

• A bit annoyed by the situation, yes but also intrigued if you happen to utter out stuff and secrets your sober self would never.

• Is literally goggling stuff like "Do's and don'ts with a drunk person" , "How to make somehow sober as soon as possible" while you're clinging on his back like a koala.

• Please don't laugh at him later for doing that, he is an athelete who never dealt with a drunk individual.

• Gently urges you to sleep, as soon as you guys get home, because lord knows he just wants you to get back to your usual self.

• Because Isagi doesn't think he can survive being called 'bro' again by you. :')

~Meguru Bachira~

• Bachira's definitely laughing at your funny, silly actions all the time. Not like in a "You're such an idiot" way, but in a "That's so cute!" type of way actually.

• Takes this as an opportunity to be the more responsible one in this relationship for once which obviously never happens.

• And by "responsible" I meant playfully scolding him, trying to imitate the way you scold him sometimes when he gets out of line sometimes.

• "Y/n, you can't take that money plant home~!"

"BUT IT'S MONEY PLANT! IT CAN GROW MONEY!"

"OMG LET'S TRY IT THEN!"

• ...Yeah. I guess you already knew he fails miserably at that.

• Very good at handling your mindless ramblings , like you could tell him every thought of yours which came from your overthinking process.

• And believe me sweetheart, he would have the perfect reply to match your vibe, somehow. Lord knows whow he does it every time because I don't.

• "Meguru...when you say forward and backward your lips moves in those directions."

"WAIT IT'S THE SAME WITH 'YOU' AND 'ME'!"

"OMG NEW DISCOVERY!"

• But jokes aside Bachira encourages you to drink a lots and lots of water to help you get better. :D

• Long story short, perfect companion to get crazy with!!

~Rin Itoshi~

• Was geuninely dreading the possibility of being the babysitter of your drunk self when he accidentally came late to your little 'outing' with your friends.

• still managed to look all cool and unbothered while coming. What in the actual hell is up with this guy?

• Needless to say, his fears came true. I mean this guy can't even handle having teenagers his age around sometimes.

• So how is he supposed to handle an individual who has lost their sense of coordination because of these shitty drinks?

• Anyway.

• Tries his best not to glare or be too harsh on you in this state, but y'know his nature. Definitely made you cry over the most stupid shit ever.

• "CAN WE TAKE THIS KITTY AT OUR HOME??? I'LL FEED IT- TAKE IT TO A WALK EVERY DAY-"

"*No* we can't. I have enough of taking care of your stupid ass already."

"YOU'RE SUCH A MEANIE!!!! 😭"

• ...and from that Rin already mentally decided to never EVER let you get this much drunk. Because let's be honest here, his way of communication is 90% of the times with insults.

• Despite his tough exterior, is worried as hell though, like what if you got alcohol poisoning? Please someone remind this guy that threw glasses in years doesn't get you that.

• That's why, if you need to throw up or anything, he suprisingly doesn't give you any snarky remarks. Just calmly rubbing your back.

• Kinda knows that he is a screwup when it comes to words, so tries his best with his actions.

~MICHAEL KAISER~

• I'm sorry but Kaiser is another one who laughes at your drunk antics. And definitely in that "you're such an idiot" type of way 😭

• This bastard see what I did there haha I'm so funny, please don't block me🙏🏻 is certainly enjoying this way too much than he should.

• Messes around with you by saying the most random shit, for the sake of his own entertainment.

• Like. You accidentally hit a mail box and then you were apologising to that non-living thing y'know with the bowing all.

• And this guy was like, "Y/n you know this guy has gotten very hurt because of your hitting?"

"I'M SO SORRY SIR IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

• When he does all this bullshit in front of Ness, that guy suggests to just leave ya alone and they their way.

• Kaiser looked at him like he was speaking some kind of sin or something, and like. two hundred percent offended before shooing Ness away.

• Ex-fucking-cuse him, but does he look like the type to leave his girlfriend just like that? Sure he is an asshole, has many mental issues...but not that.

• In case you're wondering, those are the author's words, ya really think he would think all that of himself hm?

• Oh by the way, he read once about the intoxicated state of humans so he's not that hopeless about your situation then as he appears to be.

• Get lots of water, gentle with his movements with you, tries you to get to sleep....yeah. he's not that bad for you.

A/n: The author promises sincerely that she is not high on anything. What in the actual fuck I wrote even I don't know 😭

[jimboboiiii]

I suck at explaining things, so I'm sorry, but I mean like maybe just give your opinion on the top 10 mutuals who interact with you the most? Or just the ones you can think of.

Like, I don't even know how to explain exactly what I'm trying to say, but I hope you understand what I mean. Can be just a short opinion or whatever on what you think of said mutual.

Okay sure I’ll try my best

1. Hazel

She’s really fucking funny and the first time I ever met her I was kinda scared of her but then I realized she was just a goofball so it was all good. She complains about midgets flooding her insta reels but she’s the same person who sends them and interacts with said reels….she also has great music taste. Her cats are really dorky in a cute way and something I always remember is when Scar posted about her cat

2. Yari

Just like Hazel she’s really funny and I like seeing her posts show up on my dashboard because its always so interesting to hear what she has to say, especially her boy problems or just random shit in general. One issue I do have though is that she just doesn’t post that much PLEASE POST MORE YARI!!! STOP GIVING US BREADCRUMBS!!

3. Ryder

Irl sort of online friend sort of. He lives an hour away from me but I met him online originally many many many months ago. He’s awesome, a little stupid at times but awesome. I like his rambles late at night because half the time it isn’t even understandable. He’s got a cool style, questionable humor, and he’s a certified nonchalant dreadhead. He knows way too much about me.

4. Scar

I’m going to miss her so much, everybodies going to miss her so much. Despite her momentary absence though I hope we don’t forget her and welcome her back with open arms when the time comes. She’s very sweet and out of pocket, and the #1 Klebold fan. She HATES when people send that one monkey with a long nose and call it Klebold because they look alike.

5. Gia

Gia, my guardian angel, the girl I look up to, and the sweetest person that could ever walk this earth. She’s got such a pure and kind heart im lucky to even say I know her. She’s very clever and smart, and so fucking sweet. She’s so funny and loves kittens and bunnies and pink and everything cute. She also really really likes Payton. She’s so comforting and her presence alone could make the grumpiest guy smile. She lights up every room she walks into and she’s just an angel walking among us commoners bro.

That’s all I could really think of right now, sorry for any spelling mistakes its almost time to hit the hay

[gothamite-rambler]

When Selina realized who Nightwing was after Bruce told her he is Batman.

A/N: This is my version for this because I got the idea from when Black Cat found out Peter was a teenager and vomited. If she had an equally funny reaction in the comics that I should read that's good too

Bruce: Nightwing is Dick Grayson, who was also Robin and my son.

Selina (surprised): Nightwing?

Bruce: Yep.

Selina: He's... He's your son and was Robin? Th- Th- kid I met... Dick Grayson?

Bruce (nodding): Yep... Have you met him?

Bruce waited for Selina to answer as he witnessed the usually poised woman lock up in horror. He remained stoic although he knew what was shocking her and he was reassured this was her reaction.

Selina: I have met that son of yours who was... Sweet Jesus he was 9 when we first met! Robin and Nightwing, same person. Ha ha ha... I have met him. God, he was so... nice to me.

Selina had flirted with Nightwing, many times and he turned her down every time because to him he knew who she was, the massive age difference, the fact she hugged him when he was 9. Selina had no idea of that at the time assuming he was a prude.

Bruce: Mm-hm, he said you two met when he was in his Nightwing suit... Both versions. The popped collar one was a bit much, right?

Selina: Uh-huh... Oh God.

Bruce: What's the issue? All he told me was that you guys talked, went on missions, yadda yadda.

Selina (laughing nervously): He told you that? That's good. Hey is the adopted son I met when he was Robin and met again as a.... not even a grown man, in the tight blue and black suit... Here currently?

Bruce (deadpan): He's in the kitchen.

Selina (panicked): Okay, cool, cool, cool.

Selina held her head down debating if she should be honest with her boyfriend.

Selina (whisper): Is this how why I'm going to burn in hell?

Bruce: Is there anything you want to tell me?

Selina (covering her blushing face with her hands): Bruce... I may or may not have flirted with Nightwing numerous times playfully... under the assumption he wasn't your son and I thought- Oh God, what age was he?

Bruce: He became Nightwing at about 18, maybe 17.

Selina: I'm going to vomit. With that mentioned and all the numerous uncomfortable responses he had towards my advances and when I made comments about you I have accepted that I'm going to burn in hell.

Bruce (comforting and not mad): No, that won't happen, you're having a good reaction and it is showing that you weren't aware and he told me you stopped eventually.

Selina: He told you how I actually acted, didn't he?

Bruce: Yep... made it very clear that he never liked it. I'm not mad, actually enjoying this, quick question, did you ask him to go to your apartment once?

Selina (blushing): I swear to God, I did not know! All he said was he knew you. If I had known his age or that you were related or that he was the cute little button of a chi— I sound like one of the guys from TCAP.

Bruce: Selina, it is not that bad. You're actually showing guilt and he did look old for his age.

Selina (covering her face in shame): I thought he was a prude or something and yes, I stopped when he made it clear that he didn't like it, but dang it I'm going to have to move towns.

Bruce: Or you could talk to him.

Selina: Nope, moving to Bludhaven.

Bruce (chuckling softly): Dick lives in Bludhaven.

Selina (whimper): Oh my God.

Bruce (kind): He doesn't hold any anger towards you, just go talk to him.

Selina: Okay, okay, damn it, remember when I assumed you were a creep? Now I look like one.

Bruce: Ironic, isn't it?

Selina groaned leaving Bruce's office angrily whispering to herself.

Selina (whispering): Great job, Catwoman. Flirt with him, that's my whole thing, wasn't aware of any of this. I flirted with his son.

Selina was debating what she should say leaving her distracted when she bumped into Dick and the two make eye contact.

Selina: Oh hi, Nightwing, I mean Dick, I mean Richard- I mean-

Selina covered her eyes.

Dick (nodding): I'm glad he told you.

Selina: I am terribly sorry for-

Dick: We do not have to talk about it... ever.

Selina: Yes, but Bruce, Batman, your father... Who you used to fight crime with as a child in that cute little hero suit. Oh God, I flirted with you so much and I didn't mean for it to go anywhere. I thought you had to be like in your twenties at least.

Dick: Tsk, not sure if I should feel insulted that you thought I was in my 20s when I was 18. Either way it's fine, I'm over it.

Selina: You have every right to be mad at me though. Especially when you admitted it made you feel weird. Wasn't factoring in that you were the adorable little 8-year-old I met during my early cat burglar days. I'm many things, but not a creep.

Dick (smiling): Selina, seriously, it's fine. Sadly... I have been through worse and you eventually took a hint. I have put that so far in the past it's not an issue anymore. When Bruce told me he revealed his civilian identity to you, I was relieved that he'd eventually tell you who I was. Removed a lot of awkward tension that you weren't aware of. How you're reacting now is appropriate.

Selina: Your father, the man I'm dating, said the same thing. Yeah I'm not the type of woman who thinks a teenager is a viable partner. God you were graduating high school at that time. You were a baby. Am I patronizing you now? Sorry, again.

Dick chuckled, patting Selina on the shoulder.

Dick: You kind of are, but it helps and you can see me as the adorable child that I was and the adorable man that I am. Remember I'm Robin and I do flips and tricks.

Selina (lowering her hands from her eye): Yeah... you are that precious little Robin I remember from back in the day.

Dick: Aww, thank you.

Selina (giggling): Awww, you still so cute. Thank you, Dick. Hand shake?

Dick smiles and shakes Selina's hand. He walks past her to head to Bruce's office.

Dick (over his shoulder): Oh and Selina, Bruce definitely had you talk to me to embarrass us both.

Selina (sighing at the realization): That tracks... I need a drink.

Selina heads to the kitchen.

[chellodello]

I see your 'Dib and Dipper are friends of the same age who bond over paranormal stuff' AUs but may I humbly suggest the 'Dib is the cool older cryptozoologist that comes to the shack every once in a while to talk with Ford about paranormal stuff that Dipper has a crush on' AU? I think we have room in our hearts for both.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

just got a call for an interview and answered the phone with The worst voicecrack of my life, im Wheezing

[puppyeared]

what if i snapped and made an oc carrd

[deus-ex-mona]

such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨

[ngmn2002]

....... .......... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........ ..................... ........................... ........................

I bet after this

you'll never want that again. At least not with you hopelessly frozen in place.

Another funny thing...

........

Pfffft.... Tsukasa turned the table on him. Who would of guessed that?! ............ ............ ............

There was also that piece of Nene frozen in time, and Hanako really kind of took advantage of that thing...

his thoughts must be going back and forth with what Tsuaksa might do next. Though, I think maybe he feels 'Tsukasa' won't do much more than what he did? I have to also remember Tsukasa doesn't really care if time is stopped or not to do a thing he wants. This boy... too powerful....

Hanako should be prepared '''if''' anything new would come his way very soon.......

******

Maybe now he even regrets doing this thing... it's cool when you're the one playing the game... but it's not so cool when you're being played with. Akane really... got back at him twice by now...

so it wasn't 'low' when you threaten with it aaah.. I want to see how he would react to what Tsukasa did later on! ...... that's enough pay back for him I think.... on all he said and did.......

poor boy........

[dizzybevvie]

boy how do you reblog such great things

been cultivating my dash for years. i also found most of them in my drafts

[weareuniqueandimportant]

POWERFULL BLACK WOMAN THAT ISN'T HARMED BY RACISM... SHE IS KIND AND WILL FIX ALL YOUR PROBLEMS... DO YOU AGREE...?

[kuromi-hoemie]

i had a fun day 2 day ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა everyone has been so nicey 2 me all day from the minute i left my house earlier ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ♡⁠

i went to a Retreat for the first time for work earlier 0: and I did SO good for being up since 2am it didn't even feel like it 💀

it was so chill i drove like an hour away but Away from the city so there wasn't rly traffic and the mountains r so pretty 2 drive thru (❁´◡`❁) got some rain n v low clouds and since it's autumn there's all these pretty colors. i took an edible on the way n was just jammin out n enjoying the scenery among the many safe opportunities 2 look

and then at the thing we got 2 do different ice breakers n go on decently long breaks; i got 2 hang in different groups n actually Talk w a bunch of ppl which i never have time for omg. it's nice working at a legal nonprofit, i would NOT want to do this with corporate mfs !! 😹

went around n said hii to the enbies and i ran up a hill that looked a lot smaller than it was, i made it like 80% of the way before my legs were immediately like no girl we're done !! but my brain was like but it's Right There, and i struggled 2 finish the climb but I Did !! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა and i was so so tired i do not remember ever being that winded before 💀 getting down was so much slower n worse bc my legs were Done and when i finally made it to the bottom i laid flat on my back for like 15m, and when when i made it back to sit n chill i still need like 10 more minutes akskska. i do not b exercising !! i just wanted 2 play it looked fun and i got excited (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

in between things i was working on my sister's choker n kept winding up w a group of ppl around me 2 talk to about it and just talk 2 in general n the company was rly nice (❁´◡`❁) ♡ had a lot of different kinda talks 2day!! everyone is a sweetie!! some ppl r so funny n chill and i rly hope 2 get 2 talk more casually w people perhaps As Friends when i go in 👉👈

there's one girl in particular who is rly cute n sweet and i want 2 see her again ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა when I got home finally i had 2 hop on my work laptop real quick 2 look up her name again 2 make sure i didn't forget ☝️😌 we do not work at the same office but hii i am visiting next week 🐇

yippee!!!! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა !!!

[proxythe]

i think simultaneous junmina and yukaham could be soooo fun..

YESS!!!!!!!! i always have trouble imagining kotone and minato both alive in the same universe (for some reason my brain just cannot wrap around it) which is crazy bc i also default to the hc that theyre twins n i draw them together a lot but anyways. none of that will stop me from picturing junpei and yukari finally finding something to bond over and it just so happens to be those emo siblings… up late at the dining table, head in their hands, wondering how this happened to them. all while minato n kotone sleeping like babies upstairs

vividly can see yukari n junpei being each others wingman (& roasting the shit out of each other) 💆 vividly can see kotone being oblivious while minato has his suspicions but he doesnt say anything anyways bc he doesnt give af 💆

[mer-se]

“I remember ‘chasing storms’ with you and your mother” :’)

[caravanlurker]

Hi I'm Lauren I'm new to this app, I'm just trying to make some friends. Can i be your friend?

Oh—sure! Cursory glance at your blog shows that we have a few interests in common. Who’re your top 3 Owl House characters?

[haemosexuality]

fuck it fnaf tierlist

[journey-to-the-attic]

What fandoms do you think IK has been/is in? Personally I think she would have been in the gacha fandom at one point and creepypasta too but I wanna hear your opinion ^^

i'm not too sure about gacha, but she's definitely dabbled in creepypasta (that is to say, she looked at a picture of jeff the killer and got nightmares for a week, then two months later looked him up again out of morbid compulsion and got nightmares for a week again)

i reckon she'd have been a beast quest kid as a 7-10 year old (for those unfamiliar, it's an episodic fantasy book series for children), probably also very into the how to train your dragon (books once more, rather than the movies). as for things she'd have been involved in the whole fandom experience for, i have to include fnaf - even though she definitely also scared herself into having nightmares with that while younger

i can definitely see her having been into one of the animated lego series, probably ninjago, and she's a minecraft enjoyer as well! in terms of things she'd actively be into at jtta age - don't hug me i'm scared (probably more the tv show than the og web series), doctor who, ace attorney, and the spiderverse and knives out movies come to mind!