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i really like how torchwood, a notoriously queer show, used to air on russian television.
and, because it's russia, the guys tried to no-homo their way through via cutting out kiss scenes and changing dialogue.
but you see. there is one episode where gwen walks in on jack and ianto having gay sex. and you can't exactly cut that out, i mean, there is an important dialogue after that. but the guys in charge of making it "russian-tv presentable" didn't give up. they did what they did best. they cut out the kiss part and only left a bit of gay sex. as well as half naked jack and ianto talking to gwen afterwards. this is making me lose my shit for some reason.
#i actually don't remember what they did with tosh and her alien girlfriend but now i DESPERATELY want to know#this is both terrible and funny as shit#torchwood#chr-txt
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predisasters
#phighting#phighting art#subspace phighting#medkit phighting#art#subspace#medkit#predisaster tag#i think young subspace often gets way too overconfident and there's like a 50/50 chance it'll end weirdly well for him or very badly instea#medkit is the down to earth guy to keep him in check... maybe. if he feels like it#but more often than not he finds more amusement in seeing subspace eat shit. he thinks it's funny#though even when he does try subspace is too stubborn to listen to him. so medkit just leaves him to his luck. they're both terrible#i didn't mean to write so much in the tags sorry i have so many thoughts on them. i'm normal#also i made the 3d model in the top right on the first image i'll post renders soon hehe
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"And to follow up on Niko Mikkola...his sense of humour with him, like, maybe—lot of people don't talk—like, last night he was like, you know, he "woke Bobby up," or whatever. "Good thing Bob was awake—"
"He's a great personality and I've said this kinda during the year. And we've, you know, I mean we're always—...I was gonna say, "It'd be great if you guys could spend a lot of time with him," but then we spend a lot of time trying to make sure you guys don't spend too much time with our guys, so, there goes—so, forget that! But, he is an incredibly interesting guy. What's great is when he's coming to the bench... if there's something that's broken down, and I'm not sure if he's screaming in Finnish or it's in English, but it is funny as hell! And it's consistent. So, he plays really high-energy level. A lot of times these kinda big, lanky guys are... you don't really think they're moving that fast, but they are! He looks like he's getting across the ice, and, you know, he competes hard. That's what we like the most of him, but he talks at a high-energy level, too, on the bench. And that's great, right? We have some quiet players on our bench, and that's fine, that's who they are. But, those guys like Mikkola, who's got—nobody knows—Well there's four other Finnish guys knowing what he's saying, but nobody else knows what he's saying.
paul loves all his rascals and it is a joy to hear his takes on them its mikksys turn now!
media availability | 6.11.24 (x)
also if you want to see the moment mikksy is talking about in the interviews linked above because it is genuinely bonkers 10 or so seconds of hockey: here it is
#paul maurice#niko mikkola#mention: niko mikkola#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#i had this one in my drafts for such a long time and i completely forgot to post it#whoospie doodle#context this was the day after scf game 2 when they had a rest day and were preparing to fly to edm mikksy in game 2 mishandles the puck#and fires it back to bobby in what couldve been a self goal but bobby made a pad save and mikksy recollects himself behind the net#and books it into the ozone where lundy gives him a sick back pass#and mikksy absolutely buries it into the net in the span of about 10 seconds its genuinely insane#anways mikksy is terribly funny in both eng and fin#paul hyping up mikksy YES PLEASE#“he talks at a high-energy lvl” yeah if youve ever seen him during games god he can he such a chirper and shit stirrer when he wants to#especially during fights this man gets such a manical grin and it gets even worse in the box 😭😭😭#i like to compare mikksys skating to a freight train; usually moves at a moderate speed but man when they get going THEY HIT#sometimes youll just see him come out of fucking nowhere and take a slapshot like JESUS YOU SCARED ME WHERE DID YOU COME FROM#also paul saying “4 finns on the team” girl who are you referring to is erod the secret fourth 😭😭#he meant 3 but counted mikksy in when he was talking ABOUT him#schrodinger's finn#erod. its erod.#mr half finn#thank you george richards [fhn] for making paul talk about how funny niko mikkola is yes i needed that
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I feel like the wildest thing is like. Again, the creation of Nahida way earlier in the timeline. A proof of concept, as you would. A tiny god child and Ajax is just well. She might stay tiny for centuries or she might grow better outside of being imprisoned- and isn’t that a wild thing to just drop on someone. This tiny god of dreams
it would be absolutely buckwild but also conisder: dream divination becomes a thing
#catch deshret becoming terribly interested in dreams n shit#yknow since was behind the golden slumber which is a collective dream#and so the rainforest goes on to be the land of like knowledge and arts and sciences and all things material and tangible you can study#and the desert becomes the land of like. divinations#maybe the rtawahists unite both sides in terms of interests#or maybe it becomes the only feud between them. astrology vs astronomy#and ajax is like yknow what? sure. i like this funny haha scholarship research feud better than the racism n segregation#rukkha deshret n nabu: the what
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"beef" on netflix is so fucking good. i love a show about a small event that turns into something insane that nobody involved could have possibly predicted. also i like steven yeun. spoilers in tags
#amy and danny constantly trying to ruin each other's lives only to constantly get into deeper and deeper shit themselves is. peak.#spoilers follow:#literally like half the main cast dying in a gunfight with cops is Also something i could not have predicted.#rip jordan my favorite toxic lesbian queen. she was only there to start shit. stealing her brothers gf. her constant gay tension w amy#and then she GOT BISECTED???? girls it turned into a horror movie straight up so fast... poor naomi she was just there to fuck bitches.....#liza post#beef netflix#live liza reaction. if they reconcile over paul dying horribly i will have . feelings#anyways RIP paul he was like my favorite character. i love a stupid ass himbo#everyone in this show is a terrible person and it's extremely entertaining#'I AM NOT HELPING YOU UNLESS YOU USE NICE WORDS' you both just crashed your cars off a cliff after chasing each other down. ok#'i see your life' 'you poor thing'#it's such a good show at being funny and dark and poetic and Good. also crow motif xoxo#update PAUL ALIVE SWAG
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Bitches will be like "damn am I overexaggerating how bad the current landscape is?" And then the top posts in a character tag that's not even involved will be "this post contains filtered tags [ship]"
#cath.txt#on my hands and knees praying either I run out of people to block or everyone shuts up. I don't lose because I'm Cursed.#sits on my porch with my gun whateverrrrr. I can kill everyone.#like you hauve to understand getting into gf again has been so good to me but it's also been “wow this is one of the most sickeningly#familiar depictions of what I've gone through over the past few years that makes me feel uncomfortably seen but also provides me great#solace and hope for my own future and greatfulness for what I have now“ and then I check tumblr and everybody is unironically shipping the#guy who got exploited and psychologically AND physiologically tormented as well as violated with his abuser because it's “funny” and#“they're both terrible” as though one of these people isn't a man who's made a lot of mistakes that made sense in the moment and the other#is a fucking interdimensional nightmare demon that now canonically has ran cults. like ok. thanks guys. and the realest kicker to me is the#fact that people show that three sided fuckhead more sympathy? some fucking how? like ok I see how it is. it's one and I'm tired and I'll#probablyyyy delete this in the morning even though it's buried in my own tags but word to the wise don't have things wrong with you that#make you effectively kin ford at 13 and then reconsume gf seven years later and look at how your life's progressed. like fuck dude one#second you're chilling and the next you get so mad about hearing shit about a book that you realize you're a fucking Stanford Pines irl and#have been for nearly half your life. what kinda sick joke is it that that fucking book was announced on my birthday anyway. come on man.
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plagued by half awake thoughts of the WoL’s fucked up lil soul like there’s nothing okay going on there
#ur just a terrible funny lil guy huh#eight times rejoined. this dense soul that carries so much#the souls of the dead. the weight of the past#i wish we knew more about how the resonant works other than giving Zenos Special Boy Abilities#bc him looking at the WoL’s soul like. is it what looking at god is like?#is it looking at something monsterous? maybe both? horror in the divine?#still obssessed with the pixie that compares the soul of the WoL after my gulg to a fruit that is too ripe and has begun to rot#that’s The Good Shit Right There#what is it like for god to rot from the inside out?#owen plays ffxiv#shadowbringers spoilers
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ive been waffling for two years on the circumstances of ilya eye loss between dragonsong and some point in stormblood (many options little brain etc), but it is like. narratively satisfying for stormblood to have to be a point of recovery already after the hell of dragonsong, all that loneliness and hope and loss you've gotta piece back together
but also now you've got no depth perception. also zenos is there.
#things that make me laugh =/= things that are objectively funny#ilya like bro what even is that thing i can't see shit#he's fully swapping between blm and mch at that point too like neither of those things are exceptionally conducive to a zenos fight#and both of them require you to idk. see.#screams and flares directly on top of both of them#stormblood ilya is like. peak ilya#terribly sad tbh like a number of themes click into place in that expansion that are just#buddy you'll never admit it but your outlook on life is so fuckin sad#.... but he's also so so funny#ball of anxiety and stupid#with a gun!#anyway i'm finally working on a timeline while distracted by perhaps actual backstory writing and he's so messy#where are his parents i need to kill them#(im the parent)#xiv blogging#ch: ilya
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I desperately need to find that one meme chart sb did of what would have happened if Kae got any Vision other than Cryo during Le Confrontation, STAT
#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//My greatest source of serotonin#//Literally my fave meme for those two lmao#//Bc just thinking that Kae getting an Anemo Vision would have killed them both makes me damn near cry laugh so hard jfbfb#//Just#Diluc: You BETRAYED me—I’ll kill you!#Anemo!Kaeya: WHAT IF I FUCKEN KILLED US BOTH. WHAT THEN#//I think Hydro!Kaeya in that chart had him killing Luc; which is morbidly funny to me#//That would have been the LAST thing he wanted; he’d be Fucken devastated#//But in the moment blue screen#//The Exact utterly Petrified reaction is in my brain and That’s what makes it funny to me#//Incredibly sad and tragic could-have-been#//But morbidly funny in one of those horror-comedy type ways#//Like that Jake death bit in Evil Dead 2 I think it was#//And a whole slew of Final Destination ones#//Shit cracks me up#//In all seriousness tho; I’m glad it was a lil gift from the Tsaritsa that saved him#//Even if he himself isn’t terribly fond of it#//But fr tho I gotta find that meme again; it makes me so happy#//I prolly need sleep#//Aint been getting much of that lately; even with the break I took#//But that’s not really anything new. What’s really the kicker is Work
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being a little bit of a hater is a good thing i think. everyone should embrace being a hater
#in like. a ‘caling shit out and not being polite or gentle’ kind of way#but also in a ‘hate watching stuff not to get angry but to have fun’ kind of way#like recently i watched the meg. terrible movie!#and yet the whole time i enjoyed myself bc i was texting my gf (we are both deep sea marine biology nerds)#and commiserating abt the inaccuries (he’s a bigger nerd abt it than me so it was super funny to see him agonize)#but also. if defending myself from harassment and matching that energy makes me a hater#then baby call me cinemasins#the word of chuck#demily tag
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This almost non-existent dynamic is really something else . . .
#both of them are terrible for this#but it's funny to watch unfold#like holy shit how do you fuck up this bad?#genshin impact#genshin memes#genshin crack#narky thinks
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Not to bring up SDS but whenever I imagine Duke raised by Gnomon, it’s him with an Escanor type personality and the power to back it up
#i HEARD of Gnomon before I actually read through dukes comics#so I know I was wrong Abt what he was before but I still like it#Duke to me is THE personification of light#like Gnomon and Duke are like the opposites of Trigon and Raven#which is why I like the idea of them training together or fighting or smth idk#the parallels that I completely made the fuck up are so good <3#in Duke raised by Gnomon AU he and Damian would be friends but terrible for eachother#like they each fuel the others superiority complex and divine right to rule thing#so like…they CANNOT be friends pre or during redemption#they will absolutely throw eachother back into toxic thinking immediately#now if one of them is POST redemption or if both of them are that’s a different story#i think it’s funny bc in my au Duke would adopt gnomons superiority thing in a way raven didn’t#so he’d be like my dads better than yours and HES gonna conquer all the multiverses 🤭#and shes like ok…#in this au raven is actively pushing Duke towards a better path bc she gets it#but also hes SOOO annoying god shut upppp#the batfam exists or whatever but raven trying to wrangle Duke who’s dragging Damian along is just#she has them on kiddie leashes and they wail at the injustice of it all#my explanation for how she knows them is#Duke was raised by gnomon but some otherworldly shit happened and he ended up with his mom at like…12-13 let’s say#and so as of NOW at like 15 he has some morals and empathy but it’s hard and when gnomon comes knocking he’ll be waiting#then joker thing happens and he gets such a shock bc for all his power he couldn’t do shit about it#and the parents that had hope in him that loved him unconditionally are gone#ends up with Bruce idc if it doesn’t make sense it’s whatever#meets Damian they make eachother worse Dick sees this and is like urethra 💡🙂#and BEGS raven for tips and she’s like yeah I’ll help the youth become better people 😌#she promptly reconsiders her stance on violence and considers homicide everyday but they WILL get better she’s committed now#duke thomas#raven#Damian wayne
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so i watched scream 5. funny movie.
ramble in the tags (spoilers lol)
#75% of jenna’s scenes being her screaming and crying was a little funny#like my girl really didn’t do shit lmao#also that babadook line she said after shooting amber was TERRIBLE#idk how that made it into the final draft#speaking of amber#she was 10/10#the best character i fear#mikey madison’s perfomance was comedy gold#sam was cool too#very very pretty#and the scene where she killed richie…Magnificent#chad and mindy<333#glad they both survived#no one cares about richie#rip wes and liv lol
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Your eelektrik is too small she fell onto the bong and died
We smoked her. Sorry.
#tmi#pokemon go#eelektrik#yes i nicknamed her emmet + eelektross#i also have a galvantula named emmet & an archeops named ''Also Emmet''#bc I am terribly uncreative w/ pokemon nicknames#meanwhile since my pokesona & one of my OCs both have chandelure i have one named Luce (for my pokesona) & one named Candy (for Sol)#plus a shiny that is not named. i was very happy about the Litwick community day. i wore my chandelure/lampent earrings#anyway every time i catch a pokemon with a cp of 420 or 666 I go through a dilemma#''do i keep it bc funny number even though it's stats are shit?''#but this eelektrik started as a 3* tynamo. imagine my surprise when i evolved it & it's cp became 420
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Friend is asleep so they won't see me post anything nice abt them but, good friend + roommate keeps calling this guy I'm seeing my boy toy and it's, genuinely so funny i think it's hilarious that this guy im crazy abt keeps just getting reduced to just being my "boy toy" it's so funny
#fanya.txt#Like. currently its more of a weird situationalship than anything else bc hes been VERY clear w me that hes not ready to#jump into a new relationship rn. I just really wanna have sex w him bc im crazy abt him and hes fine w that 👍#thats saying it extremely simple and superficial.. but u roughly get my point#anyways. still think its so funny then that hes being reduced to being my boy toy as if im the one running this situation#and it not being a balancing act between both of our boundaries and needs#anyways anyways. its funny#im writting this from the shitter at work bc im having a terrible case of the pre period shits#its so bad
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every so often i think about the fact that the aita i sent to blorbo aitas for elizabeth was more unanimously voted yta than the one that someone sent in for manfred von karma in which he admits to committing murder over something as petty as a record
#she was also more unanimously voted yta than the one *i* sent in for von karma#but that was to be expected because while they both attempted to twist the narrative#elizabeth kind of sucked shit at it. maybe don't be a transphobe next time girl idk what to tell you#it's because elizabeth's issues stem mainly from her terrible parenting and manipulator swag#and other issues that weren't brought up in it#and von karma's is. canonically at least. the murder. and in his we didn't go into much detail about the entire scenario past like#''oh well i took this child in and raised him''#and people who didn't know him already wouldn't know the like. the murder part.#but i think it's funny. that compared to the other von karma submission elizabeth was voted more asshole#also i love the notes on the elizabeth submission that are so sure it's from ace attorney#like YES that's what i was GOING FOR hell yeah#forever shout out to the guy who said they were reading it in a von karma voice#like she's not him but god she might as well kin him /lh /silly#i think about my aitablorbos submissions a lot sorry#if you've ever complimented one i sent in i love you forever#the guy who called my dimentio submission in character#the guy who said the von karma submission did a good job at twisting the narrative#the guy who said they could read the mabel submission in her voice#love you guys /p#re: twisting the narrative i'm so proud of the idea i came up with to frame the vacation as something to get miles settled in#like. to the new environment#it's such a trivial detail to add but it works so well??#like. it's SUCH an easy excuse to give#and tbh makes more sense than having to recover from a penalty on his record#idk why i'm proud of that detail specifically i just feel like i was thinking really hard for that one#ok tag rambling over. i think. maybe. who know
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