#this is an elevator pitch

[oh-thatwassoreal]

truth be told i think i'd be at least 30% more subby if i had a penis

[shushmal]

okay but a like post-series fic i want that's like: steve harrington being the only man left in hawkins fighting monsters

and not like a 'everyone died, last man standing' way but just. they beat it back, the story ends, nice little tie-up and neatly concluded, eleven loses her powers because their world is completely cut from the other. and life goes on. eddie (yes, eddie lives au don't fight me) goes off with his band, robin-nancy-jargyle off to separate cities for college. the kids go to high school, graduate high school, and scatter across the country. joyce and hop buy a beach house far-far-far away from goddamn hawkins indiana.

steve though. steve stays. he does it too without comment, takes all their calls telling him all these amazing things. the years pass. the calls are fewer and far between. he's mostly in contact with only dustin and robin. except robin's out of country doing some crazy temp job in some remote country, she never catches him at home right now so just leaves him messages. and it takes a couple of weeks for dustin to realize he hasn't gotten steve on the phone.

frantically he calls around "have you heard from steve???" except the most people talk to steve anymore is like phone calls during holidays and holy shit what could have happened??

and what if it's back?

cue everyone who can in that moment, rushing back. eddie hopping on a flight from fucking london direct to indianapolis somehow, heart in his throat. he manages to meet hopper in the airport and they pick up max and dustin at the bus station.

they get to hawkins that is even more different that what they left. a smaller town, a town that shuts down completely when the sun sets. it's creepy and deserted.

except for the fucking upside down monsters of course.

and they're in their stupid little rental in front of this demogorgon and they're screaming but then the thing just goes splat on the concrete and steve fucking harrington is blinking owlishly at them.

"Oh, hey guys!" he calls jogging up to the driver's side window. "Wow, what brought you back down this way? You should have told me, I would have told you about the curfew!"

turns out steve just forgot to pay his phone bill that month, didn't even realize he was missing calls and he's been fighting monsters the entire time because actually they WEREN'T cut off from the upside down at all and he's just been casually fighting monsters for the remaining hawkins residence—the whole town knows now and steve's the guy you call when you have a monster problem

sidebar: WAYNE still lives in hawkins, and he and steve are best friends, eddie munson you are gonna LOSE YOUR MIND

[aritany]

make me want to read your book in one sentence.

[sergle]

I like a lot of horror podcasts, but what about horror novels? does anypony have book recommendations for me that you really enjoyed / that were super scary

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Watching a playthrough of dead plate and I'm at the dinner party part AND I think it'd be really funny if the attendees to the dinner party assumed rody was vincent's boyfriend and that's why he was helping out

[murdrdocs]

good morningggg

[a-side-character]

Nothing.

Everything.

Children.

Glass.

[sourscratched]

got caught in one of the back wheels of the bandwagon, extended corniverse headcanons be upon ye

my bryce and clark are based on the lovely lovely designs for them made by @gaybearwedding !! (well they at least were initially. things may have gotten away from me)

additional dumb doodling under the cut

(and one for my little team illinois + nebraska ocs ⬇️)

notes, headcanons, etc:

- the Wicked shirt and the blue button down (from the group pic in the first photoset) are both shirts i’ve owned for a long time and are still in my closet right now

- the team illinois and team nebraska captains are named dani (daniela) and miya and pretty much exactly what happened between bryce and clark also happened with them. they also spent a summer road-tripping together; prime grounds for homosexual thoughts to happen

- for anybody who’s watched the off book episode The Kids Are At Night with Mary Sohn (10/10 episode highly recommended), i imagine that most nights after clark gets done helping his sisters* with their homework he’s probably looking up online editions of Boy Boy Magazine. gotta get connected to the culture

* = my headcanon is that he has two sisters, one older one younger

- the Away Team is from the same country as Princess Emily but they’re diehard Nothing Everything Children Glass fans (is there an actual name for the group who made it?? tag with your headcanon for the band name) and there is a rivalry between the two factions

that’s all ive got for now thanks for reading all my weird little ideas!! 💖💖

[the960writers]

What is an elevator pitch? It’s a proposal that can be delivered in about 60 seconds verbally or in a single written page of text. The term is standard in marketing. A great elevator pitch novel writers can use to sell their novels should have at least the following 5 features:

[angelwiththeblue-box]

misc doodles of the jkeu shoutout to the pibe discord for their help love u all <3

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clark and bryce designs credit to @gaybearwedding | newsie design credit to @skltart | alexa design credit to @kaennibal | last art inspired by @starstruckodysseys like the sweetest cup of chai series on ao3 | all other designs are mine

taglist: @wheelsupin-azarathmetrionzinthos @dapper-nahrwhale @leelovessharks @joshkiszkashusband @thedragonemperess @depressedtransguy @genuine-possum @blueskiesandstarrynights (lemme know if u wanna be added or removed)

[fferthe]

40 YEARS.

[belleandkurtbastian]

What’s the best Play It By Ear warm-up song?

We only have three to go off (from the Play It By Ear Shorts YouTube channel; unless I’ve missed some elsewhere):

“Mean Girls” by Jess McKenna, Zach Reino, Ashley Ward, and Chris Grace (Heartbeat Hospital):

“Soundcheck” by Jess McKenna, Zach Reino, and Rashawn Nadine Scott (Elevator Pitch):

“Coffee” by Jess McKenna, Zach Reino, Mary Lou, and Philip Labes (Heebie-Jeebies):

[incorrect-play-it-by-ear]

I've seen Elevator Pitch about 4 million times but never before have I noticed that Jess does a delighted little jump after the opening number because she's so happy with how the song turned out

[chimchiri]

HEY! YES YOU!

Want more of those butches? Do you wanna see those lesbians kiss and get dirty? Is my art ship art not nasty enough yet and you need more smut?? Angry I haven't drawn this one amazing butch lesbian yet??? WTH?! Then you should

... RIGHT HERE UNDER THIS LINK!

-> Vote on what I draw next! -> Give ideas and suggestions (just scream into my face that you NEED to see those two lesbians make out sloppy style!!) -> See all the NSFW art uncensored ! -> Are you an artist? Send in some art and I'll leave feedback!

I'm putting my art both SFW and NSFW on there before anyone else sees it - as well as any sketches, WIPs, and timelapse videos.

Listen, by now there's I think three pieces/sketches/wips I haven't posted online yet so at least some new things already!

And guess what: You even get the privilege of saying you're helping me reach a point where I could reduce my day job! Let people know what an amazing and generous person you are! (Don't worry, no one needs to know you're just there for the women grinding on each other. Your secret's safe with me!)

"I'd love to join, but it's so close to the end of the month and I don't want to be charged twice when November 1st starts-"

Don't worry! Patreon introduced a new monthly billing system for which I already opted in for. You get billed monthly on the day you choose and NOT automatically on the 1st, so there's no reason for you to wait until November (you can if you want to of course!). If you do join now and for some reason you get charged twice (again on the 1st), let me know and I'll have a look and refund you in that case!

-> Last one: if you join, do it via the desktop option and NOT via iOS to avoid any additional charges from Apple!

[dead-hedge-space]

The Twins!

They play a huge role as the main antagonist of an upcoming Magical Boy story!

[sourscratched]

requested by @incorrect-play-it-by-ear: compilation of all the play it by ear end credit moments in season 2; many little dances and bops to be had