#this is amazing btw

[potters-little-ferret]

Arthur and Lucius run into each other at The Leaky Cauldron. What begins as their usual bitching sesh gradually turns into them challenging each other to a drinking game. Which escalates to them becoming incredibly drunk. They play beer pong. Arthur gives Lucius a slurred lecture on the function of a rubber duck. At some point in the evening, Lucius ends up wearing Arthur's glasses. They buy weed off some dodgy bloke in an alley. Arthur gives Lucius a "driving test" in the Ford Anglina and they end up in a ditch.

The next morning, someone from the ministry is sent to bail them out of the police station. The weed hasn't worn off yet. Arthur is still babbling on about ducks and how nonsensical it is to have one in your bath. Lucius has the munchies and has been chewing on his own sleeve for the last six hours.

Send me HP headcanons that would piss JK off. The gayer, the better.

"Did you know......that some Muggles...put little ducks in their baths?"

"They bathe with ducks? Wouldn't that make a *hiccup* mess?"

"Noooo, they're rubber ducks. Tiny rubber ducks that just.......bob along the surface of the water. And they squeak."

"But what do they do? What's the pra....the practi.....the practically....what's the point?"

"That's the thing. There is no point. They just have them there for fun."

"Oh my GOD."

[drunken-devotion]

My fav Dracula 1931 fact that i scream to everyone is that they weren't allowed to show Dracs biting Renfield and that 'Dracula can only be shown biting women,' so like they knew Dracula was being too bisexual for 30s censors and had to tone him down

HELP WHAT THIS IS AMAZING oh my god this is just

thank you for telling me this seriously oh my fucking god that’s genuinely so funny

dude had to be fucking TONED DOWN no wonder nicholas cage’s dracula said he doesn��t have a preference lmaooo

[comet-soda-lite]

NOT THE CYBERTRUCK 😭😭😭😭

the life series winners but its that one saiki k scene

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[valeriapryanikova]

game master

[thebusytypewriter]

Hey Glitch you didn't need to get that personal--

[astroisk9900]

this is adorable omg

[raggedytiger]

this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

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Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[peanutseagle]

Yeah. so. episode three

[live-laugh-ukotoa]

seapeesound... I haven't heard that name since I considered it for hato...

People sharing their dream teams for the next life series so here I am 💃

Emphasis on treebarkrot and seapeesound

[puddingandp1]

anyone else noticing how big caine's eyes are getting over time lol

[percydoodless]

so excited for retail employee jax

[pouletpourri]

the real reason kaufmo abstracted

[jadedaegis]

You have The Light Dragon; here's the Knight Dragon :)

totk roleswap thoughts.

-link is not able to imbibe the sword with divine power in the same way that Zelda is. Instead, he takes it to the heart of the great deku tree in the depths, and is able to charge it up down there...somehow. hes able to construct a shrine or something, mirroring the one on the surface, and it allows him to turn his dragon/hero energy into divine energy? I guess? Whatever.

-this means that the unnamed dragon has been guarding the sword in the depths for ten thousand years. He has never once left his post since he began.

-during the story, there is gloom completely surrounding the area he guards. If one of the gloom pools/shadow Ganon gets close enough, the dragon will kill it immediately, then coil back around the sword.

-he doesn't attack Zelda when she gets within his area, and he will go around her to attack gloom. It is not possible for him to hurt Zelda.

-im envisioning a how to train your dragon moment to claim the sword. Once you claim it, the gloom swarms you. Link occasionally gets one for you, but you have to defeat most by yourself in a mini boss fight.

-seeing a new dragon in the depths would have been cool as fuck but also terrifying before you knew who/what it was.

-i also think he's got a crystal leg that grew in place of the arm he lost at the start of the game.

-i think the final fight would have gone in much the same way though I DO believe that the link dragon would have bit the demon dragon at any given opportunity.

[isjasz]

♟️❄️🏜️ Secret santa for @calocreek <3!!