#this is also so nice and sweet aw aw aw
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
pia55tri · 26 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
182 notes · View notes
trentcrimminallybeautiful · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
something something au where recently divorced but still extremely closeted trent walks into a bar owned by beard and frequently bartended by ted
#thinking of so many facets to this. bartender ted works shockingly well on multiple levels#trent being both divorced and closeted bc Some Shit Is Going On There#something something the divorce was kind of messy but more just exhausted on both sides#neither understanding or willing to admit what exactly is going wrong#trent being like oh shit. i'm fucking. super gay. is actually kind of a relief to both of them even though#for a hot second she fully thinks he's making it up in a misguided attempt to make her feel better/make himself look better#anyway just the idea of trent wandering into a bar post divorce when it's not his day with crimmlet#feeling awful and exhausted and lonely#and more snappish than usual--his coworkers have noticed he's even more biting and standoffish than before--only to realize#a) this is a gay bar b) the bartender is really nice c) oh no he's gay for the bartender d) WAIT IS HE GAY#something something trent previously both deeply closeted and deeply convinced he is generally unattractive/adequate at best#has no idea how to handle multiple gay men hitting on him#some of them are drag queens. many of them are not.#trent blushing so hard his face feels physically hot when some bear flirts with him very explicitly:#oh. oh i didn't know it could feel like this????#and then there's of course the handsome bartender who is very very nice and sweet and trent's developing a megacrush at mach speed#but also feels kinda bad bc he is NOT gonna hit on a bartender. being gay does not change the rules of#flirting with someone who is on the job liek that--who has to be nice to you and cannot leave#is Bad and Rude. meanwhile ted has been making eyes at this newcomer all night and beards like man take your break i will man the bar#you keep forgetting to attend to everyone else bc youre too busy watching newbie twirl his hair at you#anyway the point is. unhappy closeted recently divorced trent accidentally walks into a gay bar#and walks out shyly glowing newly out and with the bartender's number. great bar 10/10 he's going back all the time#man is literally sitting at the bar with a sprite just talking to his bf while they're lovingly harassed by the regulars#about taking notes from lesbians with how fast they fell in love lmao#tedependent#gertspeak#tedtrent
35 notes · View notes
vaguely-concerned · 6 months ago
Text
I was going to have rye maaaybe start to buy into solas' whole johnny silverhand deal a little bit more in the post-weisshaupt talk -- to Progress the Arc tm/set up the beginning softening in that relationship and heighten the effect when it eventually goes. quite another way entirely -- but the sheer spectacular cruelty in hindsight of 'at least you still have varric to talk to' is such that considering where I'm intending to end up with this narratively, the stoic 'not here to make friends you fucker gimme your intel' option is simply irresistible. gotta have that echo rattling around rye's head forever when he decides that you know what? I have had enough of being nice, actually. I do want to go ape shit. someone hold my coat for me please I have some work to do and I don't want to stain it. guess for now the ol' watcher training & instincts are still kicking in enough for them to treat solas like a tricky spirit you should treat with respect and good intentions, but also shouldn't be out there offering little fingers to unless you have a whole arm lying around to spare haha
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#I LOVED weisshaupt as a mission tho. I've seen it through multiple times and still my heart was going so fucking fast haha#also bringing lucanis with you is SO funny and weirdly sweet even tho you miss the 'you call that nice and quiet??' part#(you get neve just swearing instead! a very good substitute hfdskjah sorry neve...)#it really feels like he and rook keep turning to each other as everything escalates exponentially with like...#helpless and numb but deeply companionable shrugs. we are both equally near-existentially baffled by this. but at least#we are near-existentially baffled by this *together*. thanks man. yeah I mean. she IS a cloud. i don't know what else to say here#all we can do is give it a shot right. yeah. yup. good talk dude check in with you in a minute we gotta kill some ghouls#and then the Arcs both lucanis and rye are on with davrin too especially when they're all making peace in the library...#*steeples fingers with narrative glee and excitement* yes yeeess it's all coming together#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#I love solas so much. but that comment is straight up so awful. he says it sooo... *smugly*. it's because he's frustrated#at his powerlessness and being denied access to rook's interior life and getting his hooks into them psychologically I realize#which is his best and only path back to agency at this point#but it's such an ugly instinct to drop something like that in there because it makes YOU feel better#that was not just a 'oh better remind rook they can always talk to their old pal varric for tactical reasons!' there was feeling in that#tho you know the reason I love solas is primarily the multiple other comments he has through that convo#that are laugh out loud hilarious to me. he's such a little SHIT!!! always and forever <3#listen man... in another life I'll come back for you and we'll be kinder to each other that time in the end huh
14 notes · View notes
sb-essebi · 2 years ago
Text
"I was surprised you'd stick up for Astarion"
Shadowheart. GIRL. He's biting me every night. You sleep right next to us. I'm bending my goody-two-shoes paladin ass over backwards to get him to like me. Do you not have eyes? You tought I'd sell him out to a monster hunter??? Girl. Girl, I figured out what your hand wound does. It's selective blindness. Shar, goddess of darkness, makes perfect sense, girl, Shadowheart, listen-
26 notes · View notes
cypheragent · 4 months ago
Text
was about to be very annoyed with my boss for texting at 10 PM on a friday but it was just a transformers video
3 notes · View notes
katierosefun · 2 years ago
Text
realizing maybe perhaps i love aziraphale and crowley together because truly something about how they're the only ones who can truly understand just how complex and complicated the other person is . .. you think of an angel and you think of someone who is goodhearted and sweet and nice all the way through, except crowley knows that aziraphale is just as batshit as crowley himself (the look of delight on his face when he realizes what aziraphale's done with the sword, plus crowley knowing that aziraphale will help him stop end of the world because he's just enough of a bastard to do that kind of thing) and then also you think of a demon and you think of someone who is cunning and cruel, except aziraphale looks at crowley and knows that he's actually kind and gentle and moral, when he wants to be, and something something something about how suffocating it feels to simply have a human life span and feel as though no one knows who you really are, imagine how suffocating it must be to have a practically immortal life span but then you meet someone who sees you for all of you and give me a second
20 notes · View notes
t-lostinworlds · 1 year ago
Text
it does suck a little when you don't get invited to things
5 notes · View notes
touchmycoat · 2 years ago
Text
love them committing to the logical extreme of Sand's character. Love the perfect 180˚ pivot from "Sand's empathy and care leads to him forgiving Ray" at the top of the episode to "Sand's empathy and care leads to him letting Boeing back into his life" at the goddamn bottom.
5 notes · View notes
the-jam-to-the-unicorn · 2 years ago
Note
Wasn't there a similiar "Olena is beauitful" in another interview?
In the recent CNN interview he made a comment like that, only with "younger" and "nicer".
youtube
(The whole interview is worth a watch. If you want to skip to the family part 😍 🥰 - 12:33.)
3 notes · View notes
tewwor · 3 months ago
Note
Tumblr media
is it love on goose day??? i gotta drop my positivity in here to scare away all of those negative thoughts because you're genuinely one of the most talented writers that i've come to know on this website. from writing canons to creating intriguing and such fleshed out ocs in a matter of days?? it's fucking incredible to say the least. the way you make words flow and capture your muses' emotions as well as just make them feel so alive??? i'm honestly just honored to be your mutual, ngl. like being able to see you write and explore your muses' is so amazing and i'm always kicking my feet when you post about your newest brainworms. also, i must apologize but i'm such a freak for all of your muses because they're all soooo fcking incredible. your energy is one of a kind and i adore you ♥
UNPROMPTED AGAIN ???? ??? ?? ??? ? ? ?? ? — @goldcnpeaks
Tumblr media Tumblr media
VEE??? ? ? ?? ? ??? HELLO???? I??
1 note · View note
blue-eli · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Ink October day 27: Seldom
Not often; infrequently or rarely.
#kingdom hearts#kh#kingdom hearts days#kh days#blue boi draws#ink october#ink october 2024#ink October 2024 day 27#fucked up that in all 358 days they only get one vacation#honestly day 118 makes me insane. just like the rest of the days. which also make me insane.#but day 118 is especially good. the foreshadowing the character moments the fact that despite it being a relatively happy day it’s also sad#Hayner Pence and Olette!! they knew Roxas!! the real them knew Roxas!!! by name!!!#seeing Roxas interact with those outside of the org is always a treat but to see him interact with kids his own age? delightful. also sad.#Pence my friend Pence my buddy Pence! honestly I think he might be my favourite out of the three. Olette asking if Roxas is his friend#and him saying yeah! when he’s only met him briefly once before! I know he means it in a ‘kid my age who I’ve met and get along with’ way#but Roxas has never had that before! Roxas’ only friends are his BEST friends who are in the same cult as him!!#also Hayner is such a jerk it’s kinda funny. bestie be nice to the new kid he doesn’t know how people work#Olette calling him out immediately. love that for her#I wish they’d shown up a few more times and interacted with Roxas. it’s a glance into a life he doesn’t know. the building blocks for his#relationships in data twilight town.#also love what Axel and Xion are up to. Axel says vacation day is nap day. fuck yeah bed time! I always forget he’s a sleeper#Xion practicing with the keyblade… I’m chewing on my ds girlie. aug. she seems happy to but girlie that’s work! it’s a vacation don’t work!#but she was made to work and she wants to work! but does she want to work because she was made to work! ow!!!#her inviting Roxas to join her is sweet. him going nah I’ll pass and her saying he’s welcome if he changes his mind. aw#also support to my headcanon that Xion would be interested in keyblade training post canon and maybe even becoming a master!!#while Roxas doesn’t he wants to have a ‘normal’ life he doesn’t want keyblade shit#I can see them fighting about it… both are really just scared about being separated again#Axel is interested with keyblade shit casually. he wants to protect his friends! but he also wants to give them the safe normal lives they#could never have in the organisation#gods I need to play days again. I’m at the beginning of the end (Roxas getting sick bc of Xi!) and it’s gonna make me so sad
1 note · View note
bitterlyromantic · 5 months ago
Text
i haven't listened to Pansy Division in so long i love them so much they could make me cry
1 note · View note
makismei · 6 months ago
Text
thinking about toji with a sensitive girl who runs away before she cums, saying it’s too much and she can’t take it! cw: hints of sadism & machoism, unintentional edging, squirting, he’s pretty sweet ^.^
“baby, c’mon, you’re making this harder for yourself.” he chides, dragging your twitchy hips back. your thighs stay shut and he sends you a pointed glare, “what’s this?”
“toji,” you sniffle, “s’ too much, i can’t do it.”
with your teary eyes and quivering legs, toji can’t help but be mean. you’re so cute. it might be the death of him.
“want to use your special little word?” he asks lowly, already knowing your answer.
you shrink in on yourself, “n-no…”
he hums, a sick grin tugging on his lips. “i’m gonna need something more convincing than that, baby.”
you pout. he’s teasing you. he likes to see you like this.
shyly, you open your thighs, revealing your soaked cunt to him. his eyes lock in on your needy hole, twitching and drooling all over the bedsheets. “please, toji, make me cum..”
“aw, how sweet. saying please too, how can i say no?” he mutters, thick hand caressing your thigh, trailing closer to where you need him.
“you’re not gonna run this time, right?” he pats your pussy, entertained by the way you tense and how you force your legs to stay open.
“m’ not!” he knows you’re lying. but it’s fine, he likes testing how far you can go.
he thumbs your clit, watching you intently. you’re staring down at his hand, anticipating his next move. slowly, he pushes two fingers inside, groaning to himself when you squeeze down on his digits, “what a slutty cunt,” he grouses, “see doll, she’s begging to cum, but you’re not letting her.”
toji prods around, still thumbing your clit and you think you’re going to cry.
“hold your legs back,” he doesn’t even bother looking at you, “your legs are trying to close on me.”
you know what’s gonna happen if you hold your legs back. but also, what happens if you don’t. you shake your head, defiant. “i don’t wanna…”
the man hums, amused. “you’re gonna be like that?” you nod, testing him.
“hmm, i think m’ done being nice to you.” your pupils morphing into hearts at his words, barely even realizing that he’s putting a hand on your thigh, pushing it down to make room for him. he locks your other leg underneath him.
his fingers know exactly where to poke, thumb still on your clit. he’s so precise, aiming for that one spot again and again.
naturally, because he’s already tried to make you cum a few times, it doesn’t take long for you to know you’re gonna cum.
“don’t.” he scolds, already knowing what you’re up to, “don’t hold it, cum.”
it’s overwhelming, you’re not sure if you’re holding it intentionally, but you like it when he forces you to cum anyway. “i c-can’t, toji, toji no!”
you’re trying to squirm away. away from the onslaught of pleasure. toji glares at you and then you hear it.
a soft buzz and you look down, mortified. he’s still fingering you, despite the fact you’re clenching down so hard he can barely move his fingers.
“wait.. wait toji, baby, please,” you beg, “i’ll cum, i’ll cum now. but plea—easeeee!”
“i’ve given you enough chances,” he frowns, pressing the little toy against your clit, he continues driving his digits into you. “c’mon baby, make me happy.”
you’re sobbing hysterically, unable to get away from the pleasure. toji laughs, “let go, i dunno why you’re doing this to yourself.”
writhing on the bed is useless because you can’t escape his hold—teetering on the edge of orgasm is making your mind go numb.
“n-no, m’ gonna cum, toji i can’t hold it! it’s gonna come ouuuttt!” he doesn’t let up, shaking the toy and watching your back arch up.
“hands.” he scolds and you immediately withdraw your clammy fingers from his own, “that’s good, now c’mon, you know what i want.”
it’s paralyzing, left leg shaking uncontrollably underneath him while you babble incoherently. he keeps a watchful eye, working you to it. he feels his cock drooling pre at the sight of you—the feeling of you falling apart on his fingers is making his mind hazy.
your vision whites. toji whistles lowly, watching you splash liquid all over his lower tummy, soaking his boxers. he tosses the vibrator aside, thick fingers gently working you through it.
you’re practically screeching, becoming so fidgety that toji has to use his free hand to scoop up your wrists, keeping you at his mercy.
“shh, baby, that’s good. that feels good, don’t it?” when your body relaxes, he pops his fingers out, shamelessly putting them in his mouth. he leans over you, pressing his weight onto you.
burly hands hold your face, grinning at your bleary eyes and tear soaked cheeks. “hey, gorgeous,” he hums sweetly, pressing a wet kiss to your cheek. you’re panting, trying to catch your breath and he doesn’t want to overwhelm you, but it’s in his nature to be a little mean.
pressing his tongue into your open mouth, you moan, unable to keep up and he breathes out a laugh, pulling away. he knocks his nose against yours, praising you quietly.
weak arms throw themselves over his neck, keeping him close to you. you can feel his bulge twitch, a familiar warmth beginning spread over your body.
“tojiii~” you tease, “i think your little friend wants some attention too.”
he’s amused, grinning wolfishly. “haven’t you had enough, lady?”
you pretend to ponder, “i can’t say for sure.”
“you started this,” he pulls away, manhandling your body so you’re on your knees, face smushed into the pillow, “i think you’re biting off more than you can chew, doll.”
more pleasure dom!toji here ^.^
11K notes · View notes
chaelinsbitch · 10 months ago
Text
I hate that my mood goes from like "omg friendship is so beautiful I am so grateful for everyone they make life worth living 💖💖💖💖" to "I am forever meant to be alone no one should ever speak to me and they should all forget my existence" and I will jump back and forth from both multiple times in the same week
1 note · View note
lvl1l1 · 1 month ago
Text
LaDS LI’s when your child tells you to “Shut up”
pairings: Caleb, Rafayel, Zayne, Sylus, Xavier x F!Reader(separate)
genre: crack
a/n: dead trend i know 😔 has probably been done but it’s time to push my lads children name agenda!
Tumblr media
Caleb
Caleb was sitting on the floor of the living room, playing with your six year old daughter, Elysia.
While you were plotting with your 12 year old son in his room.
Eden wasn’t old enough to be on social media, you however, were and you loved nothing more than to stress your husband out.
When you told your son, that you two would get into a faux argument and he was supposed to tell you to “shut up” at the climax of it, he was hesitant.
“But I don’t want to say that to you, mom…”
he had nervously said.
You ruffled his hair, smiling at your sweet boy,
“Aw, sweetheart don’t worry about it. It’s not like you’re saying it maliciously. It’ll be fine this once, just so we can see what your dad is gonna do, okay?”
Still unsure, your 12 year old slowly nodded.
He truly was a carbon copy of Caleb, especially when he looked up so bashfully at you.
“Alright, Eden, ready?”
Your son hummed, leaning into your touch before storming out the door, ready to start the scene.
“I told you, I’ll do it later, mom!”
He slammed the door shut, with you still in the room, the commotion catching Caleb’s attention.
You pushed open the door and followed the tween,
“And I’m telling you to do it now. Drop the attitude and get on with it.”
The boy groaned loudly and dramatically turned around, you made a mental note to treat him to something sweet later for his level of commitment.
You felt Caleb’s eyes on the two of you and it took you a lot to not start laughing.
“I don’t care, I’ll clean up whenever I feel like it, it’s my room!”
“Doesn’t matter! It looks like a bomb exploded in there-“
Caleb finally spoke up, noticing the rising tension,
“Hey, you two, how about-“
before he could finish what he was gonna say, your son perfectly cut in,
“Just shut up mom! Stop telling me what to do!”
Your eyes widened slightly, even though you told him to say it, it was still weird to hear you usually kind and quiet boy raise his voice like that.
You also noticed how Caleb suddenly went silent again, you looked over at your husband and were taken aback by his serious expression.
He immediately got up and you could tell, he was back in Colonel mode.
Your daughter looked at her brother, snickering.
“What makes you think you could talk to your mother like that?”
His voice was cold, missing the usually warmth it had while talking to his children.
He walked over to you two, you and your son frozen in place.
“I don’t remember raising you to be a brat with an attitude. You’ll speak to your mother with respect. Apologise.”
You decided that was enough and stepped between them, placing a hand on Caleb’s chest.
“It’s okay, honey. I told him to say that.”
Caleb looked back and forth between Eden and you, the boy shooting his father a nervous grin before rushing to sit beside his sister, who immediately went to hit him with her doll.
“You just love stressing me out, don’t you pips?”
He sighed, pulling you closer.
You laughed, wrapping your arms around him.
“Seriously, I was about to teach him a lesson.”
You heard your son nervously chuckle from the living room and you winked at him.
“As if my sweet boy would ever speak to me like that willingly.”
Caleb just shook his head and walked you over to your children.
“Even if she put you up to this, Eden. You should’ve insisted that you wouldn’t do it. As punishment, you and your sister will stay over at your uncle Gideon’s tonight.”
Eden and Elysia blinked up at him, almost looking like twins,
“…how’s that a punishment?”
Caleb smirked, pulling you down to sit next to the two,
“Oh, the punishment isn’t for you. I’ll have a nice, long talk with your mother tonight.”
He ignored the incredulous look you shot him and laughed at the confusion on your children’s faces.
Rafayel
Your 14 year old son was just as eccentric and animated as his father, so once you suggested doing that trend you’d seen on tiktok, he jumped.
You two stood just outside of the kitchen Rafayel was sitting in, sketching away on his block.
Dorian whispered quietly,
“Just remember that I love you, mom. I don’t mean anything I’m about to say!”
While you thought that was sweet, you still wondered what kind of act he was about to put on, needing that kind of disclaimer.
He cleared his throat and winked at you,
“Mom, why can’t you just let me be for once?! Seriously, I can’t do anything around here!”
He pushed open the kitchen door, walking in and opening the fridge with more force than necessary.
Rafayel instantly looked up, frowning.
You took a second to collect yourself and walked in after your son.
“Dorian, you’re way too young to be out that late. I don’t wanna hear it.”
Dorian looked up exasperatedly, giving his father a look as if to say, isn’t she crazy?
“You can’t be serious! Dad, tell her she’s overreacting.”
He crossed his arms, looking at his father expectantly.
Rafayel opened his mouth, getting ready to step in, when you followed up again,
“I’m right here, Dorian. You don’t need to involved your father. If you have something to say, say it to me.”
Rafayel blinked at you, not entirely sure if he should say something now.
His inner conflict quickly came to an end when his son interrupted his train of thought,
“Oh my gosh, shut up, mom! I wasn’t talking to you.”
Before you could say anything else, Rafayel loudly closed his art block, shooting his son the nastiest glance.
“Alright, you do not speak to my wife like that.”
Dorian, much like his father, never knowing when to give up, turned back to his father in shock,
“but dad-“
As soon as he saw his father’s expression he closed his mouth.
“Keep this up and I’ll throw you into the sea. You can play with some sharks and fend for yourself.”
At that, Dorian’s eyes widened, he quickly hid behind you, not wanting to face his father’s wrath.
You just smiled up at your husband, feeling giddy at how he was so quick to defend you.
“Before you turn our son into shark food, I put him up to this.”
Rafayel’s face immediately fell, putting his head into his hands.
“What’s wrong with you.”
You faked offence and put your hand over your heart,
“Whaaat, I wanted to find out if my big, strong husband would defend me from my mean son.”
“First of all, ew, second, hey!”
Your son exclaimed, still hiding behind you.
Rafayel looked at you two, trying to look mad but he couldn’t hide the fondness in his eyes.
“I can’t believe I have to put up with you two.”
You rolled your eyes at that,
“Honestly, we should sign Dorian up for acting. That was some impressive improv!”
Hands on your hips, you turned around, looking at your son.
He beamed up at that, as Rafayel scoffed from where he was seated.
“Oh, please, he’s far more talented at real art.”
“Dad, what’s your beef with actors?”
“They know what they did.”
Your son looked at you in confusion and you just shrugged.
Zayne
You were dying to see what your usually stoic husband was going to do, if you got into a fight with your daughters.
You roped your 17 and 15 year old in by showing them the videos you had seen.
They were just as curious as you and while your younger daughter, Willow, was a bit more uncertain, considering she was much more like your husband, avoiding conflict as much as possible, Dawn, was able to convince her.
You went over what they should say with them and once they were ready, you waited for the perfect opening.
Once Zayne had finished up his work for the day, finally coming out of his office, you called him over for dinner.
You texted your daughters to get ready, as your husband came and sat down at the kitchen table.
You placed the plate full of food infront of him, he murmured a quiet thank you, before you pressed a quick kiss to his cheek, mentally apologising for what was about to go down.
You called your daughters once,
“Dawn, Willow, dinner!”
No answer, just as you had told them.
You and Zayne shared a look and it took a lot in you to not start grinning.
You placed the girls plates on the table before trying again,
“Dawn! Willow! Don’t make me repeat myself!”
A beat of silence,
“Wait!”
“Gimme a minute!”
They yelled far louder than appropriate, just as you had instructed them.
Zayne’s brows furrowed and you crossed your arms over your chest in pretend anger.
“Girls, don’t make me come up th-“
and just as you had expected,
“Mom, shut up!
“Shut up!”
Came in unison.
Zayne dropped his arms by his sides, stunned.
You turned around, far too enthusiastic but Zayne was too caught up to notice.
You send him a look, as if to make sure he heard the same thing you just did.
He pushed his chair back and got up, and for the first time in a while you heard him raise his voice,
“You two come down here, right now.”
There was a trace of urgency in his voice but you could tell how mad he was.
His brows were furrowed and his arms crossed.
You could instantly hear the sound of footsteps rushing downstairs.
The girls came running into the kitchen, immediately halting in their movements as soon as they saw the look on their father’s face.
Dawn’s mouth made an ‘O’ shape but no sound came out and Willow looked at you, making a grimace.
You pressed your lips into a thin line, to not show how you were kind of enjoying your husband acting like this.
Before either of the girls could explain, he gave them a disappointed look.
You could feel the temperature in the room dropping, chills settling in.
“I can’t believe you two would ever even think of speaking to the woman who raised you like this.”
Stepping in to safe your girls from the lecture they were about to be served instead of dinner, you put your hands on Zayne’s shoulders, massaging him slightly,
“Zaynie, how mad would you be if I told you, I put them up to this?”
Zayne paused, slowly turning to face you.
You put on your best puppy eyes, trying to win him over. No such luck.
“You will be the death of me.”
He rubbed his temple and glanced back over at his daughters,
“I just hope you two know, that I felt levels of disappointment unreachable for others.”
Dawn let out a nervous chortle and Willow gave her a judging stare,
“Well, good thing we’d never actually speak to our lovely mommy like that!”
Zayne nodded, turning back to you.
“Don’t think you’re off the hook.”
He whispered dangerously to you, you blinked in surprise,
“Now, can I please have a normal family dinner with all of my girls? With no unnecessarily rude language?”
Your daughters giggled and smiled respectively, skipping to the table and sitting down.
Zayne wrapped an arm around your waist and lead you to the table.
You might be in danger.
Sylus
Sylus loved his twin sons, he couldn’t be prouder of them and he was also proud of the two of you for figuring out how to be good parents, even with your upbringings.
When the two boys were born, everyone expected Sylus to raise them strictly, preparing them for a life in the shadows, wanting them to follow in his footsteps, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.
He raised them with gentleness and kindness, warmth and love, giving them everything they could ever ask for.
You had to step up and be the strict parent more often than not but you simply couldn’t mind, when you saw how Sylus looked at his sons with all the love in the world.
They’ve grown up to be empathetic and loving teenagers, incredibly emotionally intelligent for a pair of 15 year olds.
So, when you approached one of them with your silly idea, he immediately felt unsure.
“Mom, I don’t want to disrespect you, like, ever!”
Zeno had said with such sincerity, you almost felt bad for dragging him into this.
Keyword, almost.
“Zeno, it’ll be funny! I won’t take it personally, I know you’d never actually mean it.”
You tried to reassure him but he just wouldn’t budge.
You were thinking of ways to bribe him, when you suddenly got an idea,
While both of the twins looked exactly like their father, Zeno was more like Sylus, in the sense that he had the same exact soft spots his father had for you, in other words; Zeno was way more of a mama’s boy than Jaden, so you tried pulling on his heartstrings,
“Come onnnn, baby. Please? For your mom? It’ll be so much fun!”
You could see Zeno’s resolve falter and once he let out a defeated sigh, you knew you got him.
“Great, sweetheart, thank you so much!”
You could tell the idea was stressing him out, not because he was scared of what Sylus would do, but because he would never wanna speak to his mom like that!!! Even if it’s just for a joke!!!!
You cooed at him for being as cute as he was, before dragging him downstairs and giving him another round of encouragement.
“Alright, don’t break character and just say everything we went over, got it?”
Zeno nodded slowly, getting ready.
Zeno walked into the living room with quick steps, avoiding eye contact with Sylus and Jaden, who were sitting on the couch together.
“Come back here! I wasn’t done talking to you, Zeno.”
You called after him, not walking into the room just yet.
“Drop it already, mom! I’m done having this conversation.”
Jaden quirked a brow at his brother, staring at him judgingly, and Sylus silently observed what was unfolding before him.
“Zeno, if you won’t go, don’t ask to go out with your friends either. You can’t just do whatever you want.”
The 15 year old was mentally preparing himself, he turned towards you, ignoring his brother’s and father’s gazes.
“What the fuck does that have to do with anything, mom?!”
He slightly raised his voice and you stopped in your tracks, looking at him in shock, patting yourself on the back in your mind for your awesome acting.
“Dude,”
Jaden started, Sylus still watching with hooded eyes,
“Zeno, I’m not joking around with you. You have to deal with the consequences of your choices.”
You stopped Jaden and expectantly looked at Zeno,
“Can you just shut up. Holy shit.”
He mentally winced and turned around to storm out of the room, before he could take even a step black and red tendrils surrounded him, spinning him back around and keeping him in place.
His brother was looking at him like he had grown a second head and he blinked up at his father, who had gotten up.
Sylus walked towards you and wrapped an arm around your shoulders, pulling you into him.
“I have no idea who you’re talking to like this right now but I’m damn sure it can’t be my wife.”
Zeno was scrambling to come up with something to say, as his knees buckled and he fell, luckily he felt his father soften the fall with his evol.
Sylus tsk’d and looked at his son disapprovingly,
“I don’t remember raising you to have no manners, boy.”
before things could escalate further, you wrapped your arms around your husband.
“Let him off the hook, I coaxed him into playing along.”
Zeno felt his father’s evol immediately let off and he quickly got up, pressing his palms together,
“I’m sorry, mom! I shouldn’t have agreed regardless. Forgive me, father.”
You smiled at him and shook your head,
“You’re so cute! You have no idea how much convincing it took me to get him to agree.”
You finished, looking up at Sylus like this was no big deal.
A pillow hit Zeno hard and he looked at his brother, who was staring right back, unimpressed.
Sylus just smirked down at you,
“You’re being a bad influence, sweetie.”
You stuck your tongue out at him, as he placed his hand on your lower back, pushing you out of the room.
As you two left, Sylus turned around, looking at both of his sons,
“I hope this served as a valuable lesson to you both.”
With that, he walked out to follow you.
Jaden went to throw another pillow at his brother,
“You’re an idiot.”
Xavier
Unfortunately for you, all your children are relatively young, getting an 8 year old to tell his mom to shut up, might not be the best idea; but that wasn’t going to stop you!
You just had to see how Xavier, Mr. Expressionless himself, would react.
As you instructed Xavier to put your youngest daughter to bed, you scrambled to explain how this was gonna go down to your oldest child, Elio, one more time,
“And after I say that, you’ll tell me to shut up, okay? Only this once.”
Elio nodded, while his other sister, Cassiopeia, sitting next to him, shook her head,
“Mommy, that’s mean! I don’t want him to say that to you.”
You smiled at your sweet daughter and kissed her on the forehead,
“It’s okay, Cassie. This is an exception! We’re doing this to see how daddy’s gonna react.”
She hummed and glared at her brother, before hugging you tightly,
“Why don’t you go join Celeste? But don’t tell your father about this, okay baby?”
She nodded and jumped off her brother’s bed before skipping out of the room.
You checked in with Elio one last time, the boy looking serious, as he accepted this as a mission.
“I’ll do my best, captain mommy.”
You bit back a laugh, before nodding at him seriously.
He got off his bed and acted like he was sneaking into the kitchen, Xavier leaving his daughter’s room just in time to see him.
Before he could say anything, your voice came through,
“Elio, go brush your teeth and go to bed!”
At first the 8 year old didn’t answer, as you called out his name again, he loudly went,
“SHUT UP.”
You walked out of his room, immediately making eye contact with Xavier, who looked at you in utter surprise.
You saw his eye twitch slightly, his brows being barely drawn together and something, almost looking like a scowl, found its way to his lips.
He walked into the kitchen with heavy steps,
“Where did you learn to talk like that?”
You quickly followed behind, seeing your son stare at his father expressionless, not answering.
Xavier inhaled quietly, you were starting to feel bad for working him up like this, especially so close to bed time. The shock probably getting rid of his sleepiness.
“You don’t speak to the woman who birthed you like this.”
At that, Elio cocked his head to the side,
“huhh?”
And you quickly put an end to this before Xavier started explaining how babies are made out of spite.
“Great job, hunter Elio. Mission accomplished!”
At that, Elio’s eyes lit up and he nodded, happily,
“I’ll go brush teeth…”
With that, he ran off.
Xavier turned around and looked at you in betrayal,
“Why would you tell him to speak to you like that?”
He asked calmly, but the dark look in his eyes gave him away.
You embraced him, hugging his waist and leaning your head into his chest,
“Let’s just say curiosity got the best of me~”
The look Xavier gave you would’ve had anyone else shaking, you just giggled and intertwined your fingers with his,
“We should check up on all the kids!”
Xavier sighed quietly, following you,
“Don’t think I won’t get my revenge, once all the kids are asleep.”
3K notes · View notes
sh1-n0bu · 4 months ago
Text
♡︎ 𝙖𝙬𝙤𝙤𝙜𝙖𝙨! ♡︎
characters: sub!big men x gn!dom!reader
warnings: cock/strap/dick traditions, boob fucking, cumming on face, body, feminization, size difference, mentions of pregnancy, dumbification, lactation, feminine language used for the characters (princess, womb, maiden etc so pls tread with caution if that ain’t ur thing), read with optional bias character in mind
notes: nobu finally posting smt??????? nobu actually writing for once???????????? also this is just my obsession with boobs talking. dividers from cafekitsune. manga color tint by me
Tumblr media Tumblr media
big men! with big chests that gets mistaken or joked of it being boobs by close friends and colleagues, who had gotten used to it. who at first used to get all blushy blushy but nowadays just shrugs it off with a disgruntled huff of “knock it off”
big men! who didn’t really see much problem when you started to favor their chest more, eventually opting to use them as a pillow rather than use your actual pillow since it gives them the advantage of falling asleep with you on top of them and they got to cuddle with you all night. a win-win situation in his book, as he could be quite clingy when behind closed doors. who laughs sometimes at the silliness of you smothering your face in between his chests, finding your obsession with his pecs to be endearing
big men! who didn’t realize how sensitive their chest could be until you decide to show it to them. squeezing, fondling the large muscles, tweaking his cute nipples occasionally and making him jolt in place with a cute blush covering his ears and cheeks. so adorable, like a meager bunny when he was nearly twice your size and could probably crush a grown man’s skull in with their hand
big men! who get so worked up over the dirty words you whisper when you pinch his hardened nipples, your words of “i could make your chest lactate”, “your boobs feel so heavy, darling”, “such a nice big tits you have” making him whine in the back of his throat, shaking his head as he shakily denies that “t-they’re not b-boobs… y-you nngh know that…”
big men! who gets manhandled by your smaller frame to lay on their backs, a cute surprised “eengk!” escaping his swollen lips as he looks up at you, pushing his tight shirt up until they’re resting over his chest, showing the big muscles you love so much. who cutely whine and wriggle in place under you as your fingers bully his hardened buds, pinching at the cute pinks, tugging on them before letting go, a noise of awe leaving your lips at the way his chest fucking jiggles while your bf could only jolt with words of “c-cruel… you’re so cruel to me. pu-unhh puppYAGH!”
big men! who get fucked stupid, brain churning into a mush by only having his nipples played with. pinched, tugged, even bitten till your fangs and teeth leaves a round mark closed around his areola that he slurs is too deep, acting like he is getting his tight hole spread open and fucked by your cock. whose face is so cutely flushed, eyes dazed over as he breathes heavily of “wan’ moowr.. ungh h-haah… annh♡︎ m-more please? touch me.. to-ouch me moore”
big men! who act like a sweet virgin who never got himself fucked by you when you kick off your pants, hardened cock already springing out and slapping against his cute boobs. who stare at your oozing tip with gaping mouth, letting out stuttered questions of “w-what… whaddaya doin’? h-hunny, noouw… no, don’t—♡︎!” before squealing when you squeeze his chest together, rutting your strap in between them
big men! who act like they have never seen your cock, never tasted it or even deep throated it before, acting like he never once took your dildo into his pretty hole until his legs shook as you fuck his boobs, moaning loudly like the cute bunny he is. who opens his mouth, jaw shaking as fat tears collect in his big doe eyes, messily sucking the tip, getting drunk on the taste of your pre already when you politely ask him to suck you off
big men! whose hands shakily grasp your ass, unintentionally helping you fuck their tits even more, pushing your strap even deeper inside his mouth as if he wanted you to just let go of their boobs and just fuck their throat instead. who lets out a cute confused noise, mouth full of your cock, batting his lashes up at you like the pretty little thing he is when you move his trembling hands to hold his boobs together instead of your ass. who tries to speak words of not knowing how to do it, still mouthful, as you give a tug to his cute bitten nipple, making him squeak
big men! who meagerly tries to fuck your cock in between his mounds, choking on your tip when you tilt his head down just enough so he could also suck you off, acting as if you just shoved your entire strap down his throat and was keeping it there, snuggly shutting him up. a whiny bf whose tears finally fall when you cum into his hot mouth, dropping of your cock when you came as if he was never drunk on the taste of your seeds before, letting some of it shoot over his face and hair instead. a hunky beast of a man, sniffling like a baby when he notices the mess you made of him, who dares to give you a half assed glare as if you forced him to make a mess
big men! who gets addicted to boob fucking after that one time thing, constantly thinking back on the feeling of squishing his own chest together to fuck your dick for you. whose hands finds themselves wandering to his pecs more often, pushing them together and moving them in soft round circles as if you would suddenly appear and fill the empty space between his boobs. who finds himself messing with his nipples over the tight fit of his shirt, finding himself to be perverted as he gets turned on by just fondling with his chest
big men! who, unable to keep teasing themselves anymore, start to touch themselves when you’re away on work or whatever. more specifically, their chests. rutting his clothed, hardened cock against a pillow that is squished between his thighs, tweaking at his nipples and tugging on them — just like how you do it — before letting go with a whimper. it hurt, but it also felt so good, he could feel his precum already wetting his boxers
big men! who finds out that his constant arousal by his nipples was a bad idea, as now every time he wears a tight shirt or compression vest, his nipples are rubbed and he finds himself getting horny. who, in desperation, decides to tenderly tape the cute pink nubs with a band aid, pouting to himself about how you were slowly but surely turning him into a perv
big men! who now finds it much easier to use his boobs to fuck you, quick to drop down to their knees in front of your clothed crotch, kissing the hidden thighs and inhaling at your natural scent with a love stricken look in their eyes. a cute, desperate bf who kisses your strap, rubbing you with his hands to try and get you hard as quick as possible. who hook their shirt over their chest, intentionally pushing his boobs together with his hands on his knees, creating the effect of round shaped breasts
big men! who impatiently watches until your cock is free, taking it into his mouth the moment you slide down your undergarments, suckling at the head just like how you enjoy it. who push you down to sit, so he could climb onto your lap, pushing his chest together so he could fuck your strap with his boobs, determined that now he had learned a good technique to make you feel good. who is quick to take the head of your dildo into his mouth, swiping the gathered pre with a pleased hum, looking up at your through his thick lashes with a drunken giggle before pulling away to spit on your hard on
big men! who drunkenly take the head of your strap into their hot mouth, suckling away at the delicious precum, unafraid to slobber all over your cock and his chest as he slowly moves the big muscles in a circular motion. who giggles in delight at your words of praise and groans, the tip of your cock that is still in his mouth vibrating with his drunk laughter. beefy bf who eagerly lap away at your cock head, slurping at the mess he made of his own drool and your precum before taking it back into his mouth, hollowing out his cheeks for you. only for you♡︎
big men! who pulls away again when you cum, watching with a cute mix of fascination and lewd anticipation as your hot cum shoots all over his jaws and chest, painting his skin in white. massaging your balls and stroking you through it all, opening his mouth slack as he stares up at you with hazed eyes, letting the last few drops shoot into his awaiting tongue, licking at his full lips with a pleasured hum. the salty, slightly sweet taste, a familiar one that he had gotten drunk on within the first round
big men! who straddle your lap, rubbing your wet strap on the round curve of his ass with a giddy giggle, feeling how the slippery wet tip doesn’t enter his tight hole without helping hands. finally, grasping at your dick with his hand, giving it a few strokes before pressing the tip against his entrance. your sweet bf who decide to be bold, sinking down onto your cock with one swift movement, a choked sob getting stuck in his throat at the sudden feeling of being “f-fughkk♥︎ a-aah haah mnngh♡︎ shooo fu-ull.. gut’s so ffuul of m-my [name]♥︎”
big men! who ride your dick all night, even as his muscles strain and his brain gets fucked into a stupid mush, slurring words of love and lust, saying all sorts of lewd things through his cum and drool covered pink lips as the kissable looking pair of muscles turn into a cute drunken smile. beefy big bf whose tits bounce all the while, their cute jiggles every time they sink down into your dick hypnotizing you to only focus on them. an adorable squeal escaping him as you tear away the band aids from his nipples, the stimulated nubs all hard and blush red as they greet you
big men! who squeeze their breast, forefinger and thumb squeezing around his nipple, as he grins at you with blown wide heart shaped eyes. “a-ain’t they cute…? dontcha wanna suck-unghk suck on them?” he asks, squishing his mound softly with a near delirious grin on his face. “come owwnn, don’t my [name] wanna taste my milk♡︎?”
big men! who lets out a pleased wet sob when you do give in, suckling, biting, squeezing at his jiggling boobs as he starts to bounce on your cock with a more fervent pace. who cries out at it being painful when you leave another teeth mark around his nub, one of his hands placed over his chest like one of the scared damsels in paintings. who slur out words of not being a damsel, of being a maiden, shaking his head as if he actually understood anything
big men! who gets their wombs filled with your cum for nth time that night, feeling his stomach start to bloat at the sheer amount he greedily took into his eager hole. fucked dumb bf who shakes his head at your words of getting off, refusing to lose the warmth in his stretched hole and filled stomach. who only notices when you pointed out, that his nipple was leaking, lactating a delicious white milk that dribbled down to his cum covered tummy. another drunk giggle follows, as he gets close to your ear to whisper a filthy slurred “now that i’m p-pregnant, my [name] better take responsibility♥︎”, having completely forgotten that he can’t get pregnant. but oh well, your beefy bf who is so adorable as he giddily speaks of carrying your young, rubbing at his belly with hearts swirling in his eyes, to the point you can’t bring yourself to correct him. only going slack on the couch with your sweet princess still on your lap
⇨ JOTUN LOKI, jiyan, diluc, alhaitham, CAPITANO, zhongli/rex lapis form, itto, wriothesley, JUNG YUAN, YINGXING, argenti, GALLAGHER, gepard, yhan, yuanwu, GLORFINDEL, maedhros, elu thingol, finarfin, FINROD, logan, thor, DIAVOLO, beelzebub, anubis (ennead), gyomei, YORIICHI, messmer the impaler + whoever you like!
4K notes · View notes