#this is also in the name of: I ship chrysalis and cadence

[deityofhearts]

if you befriend me you’re opening yourself up to incoherent messages about how I’d personally write mlp

[ivys-garden]

So in the RWBY fandom they do their ship names by using words or phrases associated with both characters and using that as the ship name instead of just fusing names together, E.G Checkmate (Weiss X Blake) or Lucky Charms (Qrow X Clover) (I hope that's the right ones I've never seen the show)

I think the mlp fandom should also adopt this naming format because while some name fusion ship names work and sound good E. G Lyrabon or Moonlight (Moondancer x Twilight) others sound kinda bad and don't roll of the tounge, like PinkieDash or especially DitzyTop/DerpyTop and any combo of Tavi and Vinyls Names. So yeah, let's do it with words and phrases instead. Some Examples:

Pinkie X Rainbow Dash - Cloud Nine

Rarity X Applejack - Ranch Dressing

Lyra X Bon Bon - Sweet Symphony

Octavia X Vinyl - Mixed Melody

Starlight X Trixie - Sparkler

Flutter Shy X Treehugger - Weeping Willow

Ditzy X Carrot top - Carrot Muffin

Doctor Whooves X Ditzy - Time Bubble

Silver Spoon X Dinky - Teaspoon

Silver Spoon X Diamond Tiara - All That Glitters

Starlight X Twilight - Shooting Stars

Sunset X Twilight - New Dawn

Applebloom X Diamond Tiara - Golden Apple

Ditzy X Luna - Gloom Of Night

Cheerilee X Mac - Silent Wisdom

Luna X Chrysalis - Crescent Beetle

Celestia X Discord - Nebula Intent

Sweetie Belle X Button Mash - Rhythm Game

Sweetie Belle X Scootaloo - Pop Punk

Twilight X Tempest - Shadowed Sky

Twilight X Zecora - Magic Potion

Twilight X Trixie - Magic Mirror

Mac X Cheese Sandwich - Mac'N Cheese

Twilight X Moondancer - Moonlight (Keep it the same)

Raven X Cadence - Love Poem

Shining X Cadence - Ace Of Hearts

Applejack X Rainbow Dash - Zap Apple

Feel free to suggest your own (Or don't, I don't care :) )

[fishymom-art]

existential question to all mlp fans and honestly just a rant about stuff I didn’t understand around 4-5 years ago and just asked myself at midnight in 2022

like

why does Celestia count as a princess the whole show?

Her and Luna’s parents aren’t there and she’s obviously ruling Equestria by herself, yet she’s not crowned as the queen??? Like??? Are her parents just on a life long vacation somewhere else or what??????? She’s there for over 100 years as a ruler, SURELY she must’ve left the title of a princess (which is useless and usually means “next in line to marry a king”)

unless she DOES get the title of the queen in the 5th season that I never finished watching, then I am completely wrong.

Same goes to Cadence btw! She rules HER OWN KINGDOM SEPARATE FROM EQUESTRIA, YET SHE’S STILL A PRINCESS???? Or am I remembering it wrong???? Also by this logic, Twighlight was a princess already since season 2 or smth, when did This Day Aria happen idk

so??? Do they have like the version of monarchy where the ruler is a princess/prince, not a queen/king and those titles don’t exist? Also apparently you don’t have to be born an alicorn to become a representative of something completely random in the ruler palace. You can just be a random student of a princess that was sent to a 100x100 m3 village to learn about friendship and occasionally fight the god of chaos or smth that even a celestial being like Celestia cannot beat.

Like. If 6 completely random ponies somehow chosen by a rainbow splash can defeat this amalgamation and make him friends with the most innocent of them, then surely the immortal princess of the sun can do something??? Yet she was like fuck no i am not messing with him i will rather send some young adults with limited knowledge of magic to fight this shit. A shape-shifting queen with a whole army of her rabid insects? Those 6. An even more crazy toddler who has better plans of domination than any other villain? Those 6. A literal MINOTAUR that can Thanos snap the whole world? THOSE 6. Restore peace between Equestria and some other random kingdoms that should be ruler’s work? AGAIN, THOSE 6. Make them the rules, if you’re so useless, Celestia. Luna had a right to be mad at you in the first season. I’d become Nightmare Moon if I had to live through your bullshit.

Anyway, my favourite characters are that chill Zebra who lives in the woods and Chrysalis, cause she’s irredeemable, rabid, queer-coded and just cool. And Sombrero Sombra. He’s cool too, I guess. Had more potential. Ship him with Luna.

Also are all the parents just automatically like oh i’m very sure that this little dude will want to be a guard so we’ll give him the most embarrassing name after Cheese Sandwich, which is SHINING ARMOR. Y��ALL PUT THIS HIDEOUS NAME IN THE MOST ICONIC SONG THAT I STILL LISTEN TO ON A REPEAR COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY AND I HATE IT

[cornerverse-mlp]

Also, I had to come up with a W.I.T.C.H. AU because TBH Equestria Girls reawakened my love of the Magical Girl genre and damn do I love it. 

Mostly based on the events of the cartoon, since I know it best. Not a scene-for-scene remake, but does follow the main storylines of both seasons.

No name anagram though because what can I make out of T.F.P.R.A.R

Twilight is the Keeper of the Heart/Guardian of Quintessence

Pinkie Pie is Guardian of Fire

Rarity and Applejack share the Earth Element, Applejack getting control over plants and Rarity getting control over rocks.

Rainbow Dash is the Air Guardian

Fluttershy is the Water Guardian

Celestia takes over Yan Lin’s role as a previous Guardian to lead and give advice to the girls. She used to be the Guardian of Earth. She’s also only in her late twenties at most

Luna was the previous Keeper of the Heart.

She’s kind of in her Nightmare Moon phase and has basically taken over Nerissa’s role of second season villain

Also she kind of gets a redemption arc when she’s sucked into the Heart of Meridian/its equivilant

Sunset Shimmer was the previous Fire Guardian

When Luna began her Nightmare Moon Phase, Sunset was given the Heart of Kandrakar instead

Which kinda means Luna/Nightmare killed her

She’s kind became a vengeful spirit because she was angry as fuck that she got killed and is overall kind of a jerk and even though she distrusts Luna when she comes back to offer her power she takes the offer to be alive again

Speaking of she kind of mellows out after that and then comes back to life at the end and is the same age as Twilight’s group

As for the first season stuff because I went on a tangent

Sombra is totally the evil king because tbh when I wrote my headcanon for Sombra’s backstory I took some influence from Prince Phobos

Sombra gets a redemption arc tho

Like you know that part in season 2(spoilers) where the Guardians need Phobos to get Elyon and the Heart of Meridian from Nerissa? It basically goes like that except more bonding (because Pinkie can make friends with anyone given enough time) to the point where Sombra kind of gives up the idea of being evil because he could have a normal happy life

But he doesn’t get too much of a chance because someone else is a little more evil

Also: Princess Scootaloo

I was debating about putting Cadence in Elyon’s role, since Cadence is a princess and since I put Sombra as Phobos and there, but

Cadence, even if semi-mind controlled is too nice

Elyon thought her best friend, her sister in all but blood, had betrayed her by keeping her from her real family and her kingdom

Cadence wouldn’t be that angry, even when semi-mind controlled. She’d assume miscommunication and allow them to explain

Also, Cadence doesn’t have someone in the main cast she’s close to

Like, yes she’s close to Twilight, but they even in the series they are only so close.

Meanwhile, Scootaloo has all those things

She’s incredibly close to Rainbow Dash in canon, they are sisters in all but blood

And she would be angry if she thought Rainbow betrayed her in some way.

Also she’s still BFFs with Applebloom and Sweetie Belle and they totally get to know about Meridian and the Guardians and all that because do you really think these girls would keep her from her friends once everything is fixed?

they’re the ones who break through to Scoots about Sombra maybe being evil . Like, she becomes suspicious and questions a bit more but ultimately does make the mistake of trusting him)

Chrysalis is Sombra’s second in command. And totally takes over at the end when he’s ‘going soft’

Also, since Twilight’s parents are more stable than Will’s, I’m changing the story to instead of her and her mom moving to a new city, she goes to live in her brother in a new city

This also lets me combine the two ‘I have issues with my parent’s new partner and think they’re an evil monster in disguise” plots

so Twilight’s paranoid that Cadence is actually Chrysalis in disguise

Of course it doesn’t help that when Twilight and her friends attack her she defends herself with magic

Cadence realizes what’s going on and kind of stops them and says ‘use the Heart on me I’m not a monster’ and they do and she’s normal

SO they’re like “wait why aren’t you confused and how can you use magic?”

Lol guess who was the Air Guardian?

I still don’t know who the Water Guardian should be

Maybe Shining?

Also I think Flash Sentry in Caleb’s position? Leader of the rebellion against Sombra

He has a small thing for Twilight but doesn’t get an endgame romance with anyone though sorry Flash

Speaking of romances, totally gonna toss in most of my ships. Like, you think I’m not going to have Pinkie Pie and Sonata Dusk get together in any au? They totally are.

Butttttt since I have to narrow down my Twilight Poly Ships to just one character to be Matt…….

Timber Spruce because fuck you that’s why.