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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 3 years ago

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Spider Demon Mk Reveal

I wrote this for @strange-lace‘s Spider Monkie AU a while back and here’s me finally getting around to posting it kmsdoaew (LOVE U LACE <3)

Word count: 2,184

They had been walking through the caves for a good hour or so.

Mk was no stranger to caves, he’d grown up in them. Played in the caverns and enjoyed the snatches of sunlight that came through the cracks. But these were not his home caves, and he, frankly, was getting sick of them. It was dark and dank and endless, and Red Son had not stopped talking the entire time.

“Noodle boy, are you listening to me?”

This wouldn’t have been a problem for him usually; Mk talked all the time himself; he liked talking with people. But this wasn’t talking with Mei or Mr. Tang, or Pigsy, or Sandy, or his mom, or Monkey King, this was Red Son, with an unhealthy obsession, demanding he admit he was a demon for an hour straight.

“It would be easier for us both if you just confessed,” Red Son told him. He paused for a moment to curse, as he stumbled over a rock, and scrambled to catch up with Mk who continued to walk briskly through the tunnels, doing his best to ignore him, which was getting increasingly difficult as time wore on. “We both know you’re a demon, just admit it.”

“You’re delusional,” Mk said for the fifth time since they’d gotten trapped underground, allowing annoyance to tinge his voice hoping it would mask his discomfort.

“I know I’m right!” Red Son yelled at him, despite only being a few feet away.

Mk whirled around and slapped his hand over his mouth, hissing furiously. “Quiet! We’re still hiding, remember!?”

Red Son grabbed his wrist to remove his hand and shoved his arm away.

Mk let him, even if he could have easily kept it there, not wanting to give him more reason to suspect his theory might actually be true.

“Just admit it,” Red Son demanded, much too loudly.

“Shut up,” Mk told him, heatedly, the back of his neck prickling at the way his voice echoed off the walls.

The swarm of small demons that had attacked them earlier were still in the caverns somewhere, and Red Son was going to lead them straight to them if he didn’t stop talking so loudly.

“I’m not a demon,” Mk said, forcing himself to remain calm.

“Yes you are! If you aren’t then why did you not tremble in fear and awe when we first encountered one another?”

“Because you’re not scary,” he said bluntly.

Red Son looked at him in offended outrage, and Mk thought for a moment that maybe he shouldn't have added fuel to the fire, but he was just so done with the interrogation; the paranoia and fear of the others finding out was only made worse by Red Son’s constant prying; he was getting sick of the guilty feeling in his gut.

“Just admit it!” Red Son shouted again, grabbing his forearm to stop him from continuing forward. His fingers dug into his arm and his hair threatened to catch on fire, something that would be a sure beacon, screaming their current position to any and all creatures in the cave system.

Mk tore his arm out of his grip, bristling, and gritting his teeth to keep himself from yelling back. “Shut. Up, Red Son.”

“I’m not crazy,” he snarled back at him.

Mk very suddenly noticed just how haggard he looked.

His hair was a disaster, barely contained by the hairband, sticking up and out in so many places it looked more like an explosion than his usual carefully styled flame, and it had been like that even before they tumbled into the caves. There were dark circles under his wild, slightly glassy eyes that spoke of very little sleep and too much caffeine, and he almost seemed to be shaking slightly.

Mk's anger drained out of him abruptly, leaving him standing in the wide cavern looking at his self-proclaimed nemesis, who was breathing hard, clenching his fists, hair flickering weakly, but still not bursting into flames like it usually would have by now, and looking very much like the only thing keeping him on his feet was his 100% correct theory that he would just not let go of.

He was a mess.

Mk couldn’t help but blame himself for it; Red Son was right, after all, and Mk was the one who kept insisting he wasn’t, lying to him and to his friends all because he was too afraid that they wouldn’t want him around if they knew.

“When’s the last time you slept?” he asked quietly.

Red Son bristled. “That doesn’t matter!”

“You’re obsessing over this, it’s not healthy."

“I’m right,” Red Son stressed, like it was the only thing that mattered, and wow it was really obvious now that he hadn’t slept in a while.

“No,” Mk said, like a coward. “You’re not.”

Red Son gave a wordless, frustrated yell of rage and tackled him.

Not expecting it, Mk lost his balance, (his balance was better when he had more than two legs,) and they hit the ground and started rolling.

“What are you doing?!” Mk shouted, trying to shove him off. Except he wasn’t trying, because if he was, Red Son would have been thrown into the cavern wall.

“Shut up and tell me the truth!” Red Son shouted back, hair sparking, and grabbing his wrist to keep him from pulling away.

Mk used his hand and shoved his face away.

Red Son’s fingers dug into his shoulders.

He pried them off, then slammed Red Son into the ground, only pinning him for a moment before they were rolling again, though this time, Mk wasn’t trying to escape.

Red Son attempted to grab onto his headband, and Mk grabbed his wrist instead to stop him and bit down on his arm, teeth digging into the fabric of his jacket.

Red Son gave an outraged shout and elbowed him in the face.

The ground tilted under them and then they were tumbling head over heels over one another down a steep slope, but that didn’t stop them from fighting, Mk getting knee to the gut.

They hit the bottom and broke apart, rolling in different directions, sharp rocks digging into Mk’s body, new cuts and bruises stinging from the dust that was kicked up.

Red Son was on his feet first, unsteady and grippin the arm that Mk had bitten, teeth grit and seething.

Mk rolled onto his hands and knees and started to rise, carefully, wiping his nose as he watched Red Son warily, ready to fight again.

“I know what you are,” Red Son hissed, staggering slightly, but somehow remaining on his feet despite looking like he was ready to collapse.

Mk glared at him, but faltered when his eyes noticed movement elsewhere and he paled at the sight of a rock the size of Pigsy’s truck teetering on the edge of the slope they had just fallen down, Red Son directly in it’s threatening path.

“And I’m going to prove it.”

“Red, shut up and move!” Mk yelled at him.

“You shut up!” Red Son shouted back, and the sound echoed off the cavern.

Something cracked and the boulder fell.

Mk lunged forward, ramming into Red Son and tackling him out of the way of the rock that hurtled past the spot he had been just moments before.

They landed a rather large distance away, Mk not bothering to have tried to mask his strength in that moment, and he squeezed his eyes shut before pushing himself off of Red Son who was struggling to push him off, and then open them again to glare down at him.

“You’re going to get us killed!”

Red Son kicked him in the chest with enough force to send him crashing into the stone cavern wall, with a pained “oof!”

He barely had time to hit the ground before Red Son was there, grabbing the front of his jacket and slamming him against the wall again.

Rocks dug into his back painfully and he grit his teeth, glaring at Red Son who was glaring right back, the wild dazed look in his eye still there.

Mk saw a creature slink into the cavern from over his shoulder, clearly drawn by the commotion. It was twice the size of the boulder that had nearly crushed Red Son, and it spotted them almost immediately.

“Let go!” Mk yelled at him.

“Not until you confess!”

The creature advanced on them, summoned by their shouting.

They were both breathing hard, and Red Son’s arms were shaking as he held him against the wall, and Mk decided he’d had enough.

“You want a demon?” he growled, eyes starting to glow. “FINE.”

He grabbed Monkey King’s staff from its place in his ear and hurled it at the advancing demon creature.

The staff grew in length and width as it spun towards its target, sending it crashing through the cave wall upon making contact. And then he dropped his glamour.

He grew in size, forcing Red Son to stumble back, lest he be impaled by the sharp limbs revealing themselves. The cramped human form faded, freeing his much larger demon form. He never quite got used to the stuffy uncomfortable feeling that came with his glamour, and it felt like taking a breath of fresh air.

It didn’t stop the slightly sick feeling in his gut though, but he let his anger burn that away for the time being.

His staff came back and he caught it in his hand, the sound echoing through the cave, and glared down at Red Son, who was looking up at him wide-eyed as he loomed over him.

He stumbled back, losing his footing and sat down hard on the stone ground, barely catching himself back on his hands.

The creature roared.

Mk leaned down and picked up the dumbstruck demon effortlessly by the front of his jacket and set him down behind him, placing himself between the creature and his companion.

“Stay. There.” Mk growled at Red Son, voice hard as stone and green eyes sharp as steel.

Red son just gaped up at him, a dazed look on his face, and Mk leapt over him to take care of the demon, not bothering to hold back now that his secret was out.

He was a little out of practice with his spider limbs, having been hidden in his human glamour for so long, but he settled back into things quickly and it didn’t take long to scare the creature off. He tucked the staff back behind his ear and glanced back.

Red Son was still sitting on the ground, staring up at him dumbly.

Mk made his way over to him. He sighed through his nose and reached down, slipping his fingers under the immobilized fire demon’s chin to close his gaping mouth.

Red Son snapped it shut at the feeling, seeming to come back to himself a little, though the dazed look remained.

“I was right,” he breathed, looking like he couldn't believe it.

Mk just felt tired.

He shrunk Monkey King’s staff, tucking it away back in his ear, and scooped Red Son up into his arms, carefully. Red Son gave a strangled sound at the motion, going weirdly red, hair threatening to catch fire.

“Uh huh,” he reassured him to keep him from going volatile again. “You sure were.” Then he started wrapping him in webs.

It took Red Son a moment to realize what was happening, five full seconds in fact, and he started struggling much too late, his arms pinned to his side by iron webbing that he had no chance of breaking in his sleep-deprived, malnourished state.

“What are you doing?!” he thrashed weakly. His exhaustion clearly caught up to him. “Release me!”

“Nope,” Mk said, finishing the web cocoon. “You’re barely standing right now. You’ve gotten your answer, so now you’re going to take a nap.”

Red Son struggled to escape, his efforts proving to be unsuccessful, only really resulting in small wiggles that almost made Mk want to laugh.

He made a frustrated sound and went limp, breathing hard like he’d done a lot more than simply strain against webbing.

Mk maneuvered him around and used a bit more webbing to strap him to his back.

“Unhand me!” Red Son spluttered.

“No,” Mk said. “You haven't slept in days, and you clearly can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so you’re staying there until we get out of here, or at least until you’ve slept.”

He huffed.

“Go to sleep, and I’ll handle getting us out of here.”

He started forward, a lot faster now that his spider limbs could carry him over the rocks, and he ignored Red Son’s increasingly weak struggles.

“This is kidnapping.”

Mk’s cheeks heated. “Go to sleep, Firefly.”

“Noodle boy,” Red Son shot back, voice sounding softer than he probably meant it to be.

His protests slowly changed to mumbles and eventually stopped completely. His breathing evened out and he fell asleep.

Mk continued forward, and tried not to think about the fact his secret was out

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bloodhonnie · 3 years ago

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I’ve tried bullet journalling but I made a mistake trying to make a year calendar at the start and then every year I would try and start again, but I would always forget, so it would be like 3 days into the year and I’d be like “maybe next year”. I’m forgetful and a perfectionist, so bullet journals maybe aren’t for me.

I don’t have a therapist rn (cuz the doctors keep trying to yeet me into CBT even tho last time that went horribly and I’m not entirely sure it’s what I need, long story that I won’t go into cuz it’s boring) but I kinda wanna focus on potentially getting a bpd diagnosis? Like I know people have different opinions on diagnosis, but for one thing, the world seems to only listen to you and help you if you have a diagnosis, but also I just want to have a professional say it so that I can finally stop being so hard on myself? Idk, it’s a whole thing. It might also help me communicate to my parents just how bad my mental illness is because rn they just keep saying “it’s social anxiety” and being apathetic and kinda dismissive of my struggles, which is not the best when you’re prone to anger and su*cidal thinking. :P

Anyways, I just wanted to ask your opinion on like,, when you do you think someone needs a break? And for how long? Currently I have a fit note to say I can’t work but I keep feeling guilty about it because I have moments of feeling okay where I feel like I’m just using mental illness as an excuse to be lazy. I can’t tell the difference between not doing much because it’s good for my mental health to not try and do too much at a time and just being lazy and hiding behind mental illness as an excuse.

Sorry this ask got long and rambly. Hopefully I didn’t make you think less of me…if that’s even possible lol.

- 🌸✨

To start off with bullet journaling I never do a year calendar I make a Monthly one and then make single day lists (like the planners they would give you for free in school) and take it day by day. Idk if that would help? There’s no right way to do it tbh.

I was diagnosed with bpd when I was 19 years old went on medication and almost failed out of school. It was really rough. I don’t actually freely talk about my diagnosis unless I’m really close with the person. In my experience I find that people think I’m faking my mental illness or they get scared of me. I’m really only a danger to myself. Also when I told my mom she cried because she was like “is this all my fault” and I said “well I mean it is caused by childhood trauma”. But some studies have shown that it can also be genetic and most ppl have a genetic predisposition to getting it. If you want to get a diagnosis because it would make you feel better than please go for it! I remember being excited and relieved when I was diagnosed. I’m going to try to get reevaluated soon tho so there’s that. Anyways you’re not alone and I support whatever decision you make about this because you made the decision for yourself.

I think you shouldn’t feel guilty for having to take a break. It is okay to do the things you need to do for your mental health. I haven’t worked for almost two years and a half because I can’t find a job and half because I don’t have the energy to find a job.

#personal #🌸✨#ask

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girlbookwrm · 6 years ago

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AVENGERS: CIVIL WAR

THE MIGHTY PRE ENDGAME REWATCH

it took us two entire days to watch this, back in whenever we were watching this. I’ve got a Bundle of Papers here in front of me, and the CW Bundle is by far the thickest, and that’s with minimal salt content.

Speaking of Salt: The Roommate and I had to approach this as an Avengers movie. Because otherwise the salt levels in this would be toxic, possibly fatal. Even so, ppl with high cholesterol be warned

LET’S DO THIS

1991!

Winter Soldier:

what is this

what is this please

dat beef tho

what is this op sec

honestly

NO mask

SHINY FUCKOFF ARM just HANGING OUT

CCTV???

~ooooooo he’s a ghooooooooooooost~

he’s got an extremely dedicated and very harried cleanup crew is what he’s got

OH! OLD LOGO ILU!!!

LAGOS!!

The Roommate: That’s a lot of sugar

i ain’t judging

what, you think her powers run on optimism?

is there an accent? is there not? Shroedinger’s accent.

droney the drone

sam’s lil sky roomba

i love him

guhhhh this scene every line shows character and growth and i just *clenches fist*

did

did falcon just throw steve

just yeeted him at the enemy?

god i love that

also: has steve bulked up since TWS?

that’s also on Sam, yeah?

CUT THE CHEEEEECCCCK

is this fucking NEUROTOXIN? STEVE WHERE’S UR MASK?

Steve, throwing himself into a room full of an unknown poison gas without a mask: I bet i can survive this

Bucky, in Bucharest: *breaks whatever he’s holding without knowing why*

god i love sam

“I don’t work like that no more” Means ?????????????

PARKOUR NAT

is also BRUNCH MOM NAT

“both grunting” is always one of my favorite subtitles

2 white boys fighting in the middle of the street like it’s a video game

god someone took the murder strut to heart wow that is some. that is some something that’s for sure.

give me even one (1) heterosexual explanation for "your pal your buddy your bucky"

there’s no way that bucky ever said this, right? this is just Rumlow fucking with steve, and the screenwriters fucking with us

because IN CASE YOU WERE NOT IN THIS FANDOM IN 2016, WE ALL THOUGHT CAP WOULD DIE IN THIS MOVIE

WE WERE SO SURE

wow i wonder if that will be relevant to anyone’s emotions here in the year of our lordt 2019

anyway, what bucky actually said was:

“please tell rogers... that he’s a big dumb dildo and he should wear a gas mask and also a parachute.”

listen i love this opening scene but also wanda is not at all responsible for this explosion and the fact that they act like she is undermines my ability to suspend my disbelief.

DIGITAL ENYOUTHENMENT ALERT

also, tony the fact that you are using your literal dead mom as an actual therapist is

wow

BARF feels right to me

too real, tony

it’s too real

how ARE you getting around the strings and taxes tho

Also can i say that i actually love that Pepper’s absence is this profoundly important to the story. The hole where pepper should be is a huge part of this story and i like that. i like that a lot.

WOW THAT EXTRA IS LIKE A MASHUP OF NAT AND WANDA. SHE IS THE GENERIC MARVEL WHITE LADY

more a+ visual storytelling with the elevator

I’m just so mad that they blame wanda and play that straight?

all they had to do was outright acknowledge one (1) time that the media is picking on her because she’s a woman/a foreigner

imagine that speech coming from nat instead of steve

though i do love Steve’s pep talk

again. give me one (1) heterosexual explanation

though why not have Steve say “they’re just bullies, you did the right thing” and hearken back to smolsteeb

The Roommate: Remember how i was mad at his Oscars Velvet Blazer? I am also mad at this sweater.... it looks... so soft... i don’t know if i want it on him or off him... just wanna tuch....... and wear..........?”

Vision’s Ascot is. Something else man.

The Roommate: Why is ross secretary of state?

Me: Why is Trump President

Me: I bet Ross is vegan

the roommate, who has vegan-related trauma: UUUUGGGHHHHHHHH

Nat's reaction to vigilantes: Bitch please. she is Unbothered.

you don’t have to show us footage we’ve got the ptsd nightmares

400 pages in 3 days

[tired american sighing]

we honestly can’t even criticize this plot point anymore just

[my longest and most american sigh]

CLEVELAND!!!

hail hydra continues to be the Most Terrible last words

but WHY does ross have the congressional medal of honor

do you know how HARD it is to get one of those????

yeesh

sassy black friends sassing at each other

is definitely a

thing that is happening rn

Vision: Well Actually

no one cares, vis

ok like

a kid is dead but

3.6 is an okay GPA

maybe all my friends are overachievers

maybe it’s just because most of them are women but like

it’s an okay GPA

i’d have 8000% more respect for Tony if he was more upfront like “look this is on me” especially here

are we supposed to be picking all this up as subtext, actually?

because i know that this movie ALSO had a Troubled Youth ala ant man

and i really do appreciate the Russos for relying on a smart audience but there’s a lot going on

and it’s very obvious to me that they had to shift gears 18,000 times in the script writing phase

so like, you’ve got old man vet steve

but it’s painfully obvious that he missed vietnam right?

it’s painfully obvious

and he’s v egotistical and self righteous too

it IS a battle of the egos

and no one is right

except natasha

Steve: i have to go

me: mood

LONDON!!!!

oh god

oh god no

steve god no steve oh god

gfhskfdjjjksjdjjhrrrrhrhhrhfhh [wailing and rending of garments]

Re Peggy’s age:

SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE

so the True Hallmark of a Cap Movie is Peggy telling steve what to do.

so weird to have that in an avengers movie

i do love this. GOOD BRO NAT CONTENT

Um. is vision a minor? is wanda?

again, nat is the only Correct one here

stay together guys

it might be

reeeeeeaaaaally important in

*checks watch*

two years’ time.

~hug~

VIENNA!!!!!

CHAD WICK! CHAD! WICK! CHAD! WICK!

god i love the xhosa in this

There is a level of worldbuilding in this that we p much only get from the russos/markus&mcfeely. i mean -- internal consistency worldbuilding? if that makes sense? we get a lot of visual worldbuilding in black panther, but this is distinctly different and hard to articulate and it has to do with the way they approach things and how they assume audience intelligence

it just works for me

oh no chadwick boseman don’t be cry

Sharon deserves better

than being cockblocked by her own aunt

and also sam wilson (who also deserves better)

cryptid!bucky

Nat did you get that suit from jenny agutter?

LA Brunch Mom Nat

mah girl

she’s just so tired

steve (bless him) is just so exhausting

couples date sam and steve dressed to match

“at the gym”??? really? the arm is... a bit of a giveaway

i do feel bad for zemo in this one specific case

russian IS hard

how. did he get that in there?

Soft Plumboy Bucky

BEEF

Captain’s Log: Buck’s place is a shithole

Sergeant’s Log: Steve’s face is pretty

surprise bitch

“That’s Smart, Good Strategy” is an excellent phrase to use in everyday conversation in order to weed out who Knows and who Doesn’t.

What i have learned from civil war:

Captain America is a projectile weapon

further query:

did bucky ever hurl small steve at assailants?

Bucky: *punts steve down an alley*

Steve, 90 lbs of rage at 90 mph: GET WRECKED

Bucky’s got big tommy wiseau cryptid energy here

And now there’s a cat

bucky:

I love this vampire running and also bucky’s thighs

Steve Rogers: Excuse me sir I need to commandeer this vehicle. YEET.

Bucky Barnes: Excuse me sir I need to commandeer this vehicle. YOINK.

Bucky and Steve: Wrecking your morning commute since 2014

WAR MACHINE!!!

god vis has the biggest dorkiest crush

so vis are you a child prodigy? or? what?

The Roommate, a cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure: vis have you eaten anything between CW and IW?

Me, sinnamon roll, not to be trusted: *dying* *thinking about how Vision’s got schroedinger’s dick. does it exist? does it not exist? who knows.*

Me: Y. Yes. I th. think he has. eaten something. between now and. and IW. something.

The Roommate: *betrayed look*

Me: DEEP FRIED KEBAB MAYBE? I DON’T KNOW.

The Roommate: *is so disappointed*

BERLIN!!!!!!

Bucky is. So tired. Let him rest.

fucking up the morning commute again i see

u like cats??

I love the ratio of overkill:ineffectiveness with this glass box they put him in.

why did tony bring these fancy pens

the time spent explaining them could’ve been spent doing literally anything else

*i still don’t understand the accords*

GOD STEVE WANTS TO BE AN UNCLE SO BAD

“my fault”

there it is

“truth is i don’t want to stop”

THERE it is

“i thought the accords could split the difference”

THERE IT IS

"no, i don’t.”

THERE IT IS

“IT’S INTERNMENT.”

THERE! IT! IS!

gah.

wanda’s accent et al -- MAKE IT EXPLICIT MARVEL YOU COWARDS

no but really what are the accords

here followed a 20-30 minute convo about the accords

basically the summing up was:

Nat is 100% Right Ross is 100% Wrong Everyone Else is In A Grey Area

look this is actually a really good avengers movie

but

this is a moment when the back catalogue works against them because this conversation is so -- it implies a lot of friendly interactions between these two. they seem to have a relationship

but i keep looking at all the other movies they’ve interacted in like

BITCH WHERE? WHERE IS THE TONYSTEVE FRIENDSHIP? WHERE???

i am anticipating this will cause me A Grief later

The Roommate, looking at Steve in his Grey Shirt and Jacket: Damn, sir. Stop wearing clothes.

“BIRD COSTUME???”

“j a m e s”

big holt talking to rosa vibes there

“I don’t wanna talk about it.”

A VAST AND MIGHTY MOOD

Zemo’s plan is so ridiculous i genuinely don’t have time to get into it i still have two pages of notes to get through holy shit.

this fight scene. does things. for me.

hhhHNNNNHGH BEEFSTEAK

(oh tony left with no suit? growth dot gif)

THIGHS

T H I G H S ! ! ! !

CHADWICK!

Sam out here, serving looks, casually modeling

B I C E P S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

TOO SEXY! *crashes helicopter*

I need twelve more scenes of steve and bucky faffing about in the water.

A more effective restraint than the custom made bucky bottle

(BRIEF 1991)

haaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAa biceps u stop that

Is Tony having a heart attack???

he has no concept of how to treat children because he never was one oh no i gave myself a sad feeling

QUEENS!!!!!!!

“I’m having a big fight in a parking lot with my superhero friends better go pick up a child as backup.” - tony stark

tony he doesn’t have a passport and if he understood what was happening he would not be on your side

Now That’s What I Call Vigilantism.

Why are you bringing a CHILD to a gun fight

Tony’s face, to me, suggests that he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing

also? it’s painfully obvious to me that these scenes were copypasted in late stage when they finally found out that yes they would have the rights to spiderman lol

for some reason they don’t feel the need to tell is that this is avengers compound in 400 point font

i’m so lost

where are we?

without the 400 point font i can only assume we are on mars

THAT’s a fine way to greet YOUR FATHER, WANDA

hawkeye is in fact the team lynchpin

is it

ugh

is it because they listen to him but he listens to natasha

ugh

i bet it is

UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Vision: I have been FALLING! for THIRTY MINUTES!

“i know someone who does”

i’m confused by the cut here, because it seems to imply that Sharon, deliberately or inadvertently, rats them out to natasha?

Birds and raccoons do not get along

steve

steve no

steve

ur timing is shit steve

Scott Lang might be the best thing in this movie

well except for Dat Bone Structure

CUT THE CHEEEEEECK

*costume change in a parking lot to the yakkety sax soundtrack*

Thinking about the coming battle i am forced to concede that Iron Man Has A Point?

“do you really want to punch your way out of this?”

Steve: I ALWAYS wanna punch my way out

god scott’s such a fukkin nerd

tiny quibble but Scott “got punched by hope van dyne” lang would never say that to the black heckin widow

“gimmick”

people in falcon houses shouldn’t throw spider stones, samuel

wanda

those cars belong to people

oh god iron man has a point

LET’S GO LESBIANS! COME ON LESBIANS LET’S GO

*catfight sounds*

“then why did you run?”

dude you attacked me in a catsuit

Tony’s true superpower is that he knows steve, that’s how spiderbabby gets the upper hand

althought god

Tony was pre-gaslighting peter

he was pilotlighting peter

*my longest UGH yet*

“Queens?” “Brooklyn”

MAXIMUM NEW YORK ACHIEVED

ant man is the MVP

hmmmmmm “we don’t trade lives” HMMMMMMMMM

why did that truck explode

also *omg iron man has a point*

tony tedward stark how did you not know how old this child was

also peter stop pretending you don’t know what Empire Strikes Back, AT-ATs and Hoth are.

why doesn’t Vis get more flack for this

hey. hey tony. you know what sam is? A MEDIC. maybe let him LOOK AT YER FRIEND THERE instead of SHOOTING HIM IN THE FACE.

zemo’s plan is noooooonseeeeennnnnnsssse

guh these two beautiful men emoting in different directions KILL ME

this doctor is just like “yup there’s a giant purple robot here seems legit”

natasha is the only one who’s 100% right

did... did the russos kill themselves in this movie? did they cast themselves as dead extras? was this a statement of some kind?

HOW did ross get the congressional medal of honor. H O W.

“you read it”

NO ONE READ IT, IT’S 400 PAGES

tony this is Some Nonsense

ffflslkds he’s taking one of Nat’s guns KILL ME

one (1) heterosexual explanation.

rode back in a freezer truck

got pneumonia

already had pneumonia

and you blew three whole dollars on some slut

(seriously. gimme one. i’m waiting.)

srsly tho, whether you ship it or not, these two are old marrieds

the red star looks weird on his beefcake arm. did they forget to scale it up?

KITTY

listen zemo is just really turned on by cam and he didn’t mean to say that and that’s the most relateable thing he’s done so far.

It’s not just that bucky killed his mom. it’s that bucky killed his mom AND STEVE KEPT IT FROM HIM.

life alert a senior citizen has fallen

T'Challa, observing this White Nonsense™: I truly should... check myself. Before! I wreck myself.

agism is what it is

god this bit

steve dropping the shield

look at him

he is Stick A Fork In Him D O N E

Rhodey really deserves better than this? He deserves development showing the evolution of his opinion between here and IW

i wish we could get more of him grappling with this

that said

gosh wouldn’t it fucking suck if Cap and Bucky got relegated to End Credit scenes in their own got damn movie to make room for Iron Man to emote at his buddy his pal his rhodey?

*looks directly into the camera like i’m on the office.*

Anyway.

Steve rogers: getting the last word in every argument since 1918.

“from the bottom of my heart: My Bad.”

#The Mighty Pre Endgame Rewatch #cacw

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janusthesneakysnakeboi · 6 years ago

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Thoughts while watching the newest Cartoon Therapy

NOT SPOILER FREE. I WILL SPOIL THE EPISODE

This has been a warning

Ok after this video I am totally subscribing to this thing

YESSSSSSS

Aight I’ve seen some of the Avatar. Like a few years ago... is that ok?

OMG Larry playing the ukulele is amazing. Did they just come from Hawaii or something lol I love it

ELLIOT!!!!!!!

Wait... Joan is wearing a leather skirt? This is something i need in my life so much

TALYN HOLY SHIT YES

i love my children ilovethemsomuchomfgicanteven

Larry me too. What are sports

Kai... That’s like... almost my name

Talyn looks so different without their glasses

POWERPULL GIRLS

L A R A N O L D???

Salmon Bagel? I haven’t even heard of that

JOAAAAAN PLZ DONT LEAVE MY BBY

WHY ARE KAI AND ELLIOT SO RELATABLE

i love the cuts from one session to the next

Dot c’mon why’d you bring it up

Kai is meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

elliot...

you

you gotta

talk to him

2:48? okay

Ok Dot i was on board at first

But the ending was a lot omg

Ok Picani accent? Where did this come from?

“oh you have no idea” THAT FACE THO

PURE PATTON

Elliots face at 9:12

I love it

I love their relationship too

Can Picani be my therapist?

plz

Joan is so amazing

i love them

Larry k n o w s

EYE CONTACT KILLS A L L

Ok im just seeing the posters now and i love them all

AND EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED

ok so i definitely remember enough

You say Aang, I say Aang

Wait aren’t those two waterbenders brother and sister?

if so plz tell me he won’t compare Larry and Dot to them

“Those who trip in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”

“I don’t have an attitude” Said Kai, with an attitude

ME TOO KAI

GET THAT SLEEP

YES

what am i doing

Larry why’d you put avatar in air quotes

OH MY GOD THAT BLEEP

Saki is a spice thing... right?

wait was joans tattoo always there? im so observant wow

SNOOPY YEET

I very much want that stitch poster

plz

good grief - yet another charlie brown reference i love it

“ya see this picani? take notes” “i cant see your pupils so” I love it

i love the whole exchange

HERBERT OMG U POOR BBY

You can see the Logan coming out when Larry said nobody died in his version of Hamlet

AAAAAAnd there’s Patton right on cue with Dot

Why does their affection look so hard to watch

Animation makes you queasy? but like... picani is your therapist

Kai! So vulgar!!

who am i kidding i swear a lot too

“i just stopped trying to keep up” lol Dot

awww Kai

ok but like same with not doing crazy shit but anxiety instead?

i love the puns

LoRyN?

oof where’s the skip button on this add

wait there isnt one?

wait PAN COLORS

also THIS VID IS AN HOUR

there’s gotta be a shit ton of bloopers

Why does this remind me of the Delta Airlines John Mullaney story?

Like the one where his girlfrient points out the obvious

yeah nobody likes the name Herbert

it makes me think of herbert hoover and he was a terrible president

Appalogy x 2

AYYY MORE PUNS

omg is this show on netflix

where can i binge this

oh thank god thats the relationship he went with

how does your gf not know your friends

my bffs bf knows all her friends

TALKING TO THE WRONG PERSON ABT GEEKINESS BEING BAD

plz dont say fortnite

YOU HAVE FOXES ON YOUR SOCKES

I LOVE SUPER SMASH BROS

omg yes Kai

damn that’s some big kid shit

seriously where’s the accent coming from

GREASE

Thomas you musical loving boi don’t bash em

Roman is a firey boi rn

dammit now i cant stop hearing danny zuko

damn he got daddy issues

also yeah the picani = logicality fusion is hella accurate

elliots face was like “uh sure. i think my dad is the firelord”

“wow people who truly loved him. Cant relate” Ok so me too? and hun

wait you can’t just cut scenes like this

why am i thinking of voltron rn

omg i love kai

kai is mine now

oof picani got stumped

i can hear patton saying he will physically fight kai

i thought kai was gonna say like “who are you talking to” but instead the whole office cutaway thing was just unphasing

i love them all

omg so poetic picani

yes we can’t ignore the bisexuality

tHeRe’S nO wInNiNg On ChRiStMaS

AGAIN WITH THE ACCENT

I NEED TO KNOW

WHERE DOES IT COME FROM

i need that whole negative energy thing

Scooby Dooby Doo time?

Oh yes i know that

im totally a touch person

and yet my partner isnt irl ;-;

THE WIGGLE

PICANI HAS DONE IT

ok wait is larrys hat... not go over his whole head? like is it just a visor thing?

omg they are so excited about vacations lol

is that cave for copulation tho...

HE SING

HE PLAY

YES

that one SU episode where steven was playing music while lars and sadie were off being str8

wait dont the certain kingdoms only take one thing tho and those who use all 4 are avatars?

omg they’re both so excited abt cartoons together yay

why does the hand thing remind me of romans elbow thing in why do we get out of bed in the morning

oh no its almost over

aww hun test it at home first

dont jump in without testing it first

oof thats still easier said than done

the whole neutral thing

OK THIS ACCENT THING IS ACTUALLY A THING WAS THIS THERE LAST TIME

he k n o w s about stitch

THAT SMILE WHEN KAI SAID YES

me too picani

YES THAT IS A GR8 SKIRT

you were sitting on the pun this whole time omg

aaaaand here’s the end card

WAIT JOAN

Thomas omg yes

my children

Thats all folks

#ct spoilers #cartoon therapy spoilers #cartoon therapy #avatar #thomas sanders #elliot #Kai is my child now #this probably makes no sense #i also wanna watch this video enough to quote it #so next up im dedicating hours to watching this over and over again #its grrrrrrreat

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survivesalem · 4 years ago

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Episode 9 - “I'm basically screwed.” - Raffy

So I go about my day and I start my daily idol search then bam finally got all the ingridents for my idol which lowkey made me happy as fuck because I lost the creative immunity challenge the only one I can ever possibly win .

I lost the tree man. I’m big sad energy . Updated thoughts on everyone because I’m big confused Jay- actually voted Cameron out . We are starting to talk more made chat with Jay and Liam that I named T-r-I-o. Think jay might be one of the few people who’s gonna be honest from here on out (I hope so ) Liam- RIDE OR DIE. I would use my idol on this human in a heartbeat . Super sweet and genuine . Also voted Cameron out the proof was in the literal reaction Liam made when Mac went instead of Cameron . Trying to plan a call with him might tell him about my idol . Brien - sadly snaked me :( . Says I won’t go next says the plan will be Cameron again even tho that will make gizmo mad so now I’m sus and I think Brien May be working with them. If he is part of the reason I get out I’m gonna be sad . Raffy : you sneaky sneaky human . Acting like you didn’t vote out Mac but people have stepped forward and told me the true tea . You still think I’m oblivious but it’s all an act darling . You probably think I’m an easy person to beat in the end . You made bottom bitches even though you aren’t a bottom . Sneaky sneaky indeed . Paolo- I have no ill will towards you at all. You at least told me everyone was discussing the bigger players and you said you never heard my name . We don’t have much of a connection but hoping it’s not to late to switch things up a little . Cameron - your probably gonna read this and be like oh she’s just gonna trash talk me . Your wrong lol. Yeah you were suppose to go at tribal but idk you enough to talk bad about you I’m sure your a lovely human . Gizmo- hi I still don’t know who you are 😂 no hard feelings tho ? Maybe we will talk this round ?. Jessie : your in such a bad spot rn at least you have your idol ! (Like literally your probably next boot but maybe someone will tell you if your the vote and you can pull of an epic blindside .)

I’m in the final 8 now and I’m proud of myself for making it this far without being voted out yet and even more surprising not even getting a vote yet. I can’t dwell on my proudness too long though bc I have to figure out which way I’m gonna go from here which is the best route for me to take to ensure I make final 3 Im really upset with raffy after the tribal he came on call with Liam Jessie and I and said he voted with them? Like what?!?!? You’re gonna make me look bad and lie about your vote I nipped that’s right in the bud and told Liam what the deal was, hopefully Liam has me in his plans for the upcoming 2 rounds at least. He seemed really understanding I get that’s how you have to be after you’re blindsided but he really was good. Raffy is my next target bc of his shenanigans after tribal. I think Liam Jessie and jay are still keen on working with me possibly at least until we get to smaller numbers like 6 or 5 I do sense out Paolo as a threat and gizmo gave away while I was on call with him that they were close but keeping gizmo around till 6 may benefit me bc he will always be a larger target then me. I know he threw me utb last round but I’m playing this game like poker each round is a new hand and I have to operate it at a while different level a whole new level of thinking while also trying to better position myself for the future. Gizmo has Paolo and has Cameron and he thinks I’m gonna work with them And raffy no smh that’s not what’s gonna happen. Gizmo wants Liam gone next and Liam wants gizmo gone they are probably gonna war with each other and I don’t know which side I’ll land on but believe me I’ll try my best to make the right choice. I feel bad voting Mac out but I gotta justify it by saying it’ll get me to the end and now I just have to get to the end to prove myself right. Raffy told gizmo he wants to keep me around for a while so it makes sense that raffy is telling me he wants Cameron next but I’m gonna do whatever it takes to get raffy at 8 bc of the stunt he pulled and if I can then I can at final 7 convince Jessie jay and Liam to vote with me bc them 3 are obviously controlled by gizmo. I do believe gizmo is close to Cameron as well as Paolo.

Well I'm basically screwed. I don't have a vote because no one trusts me. I'm at the bottom of the totem pole apparently. So, I guess it's time for me to be yeeted. I can't really do anything about it at this point.

WHOO we won final 8 immunity I honest am kinda upset I don’t want people to see me as a challenge beast or someone who has 2 immunity wins as a resume point for the FTC I mean it good that I do but also bad for the target it may put on me. I’m the number one trusted and I’m super stoked about it however I think if people think everyone trusts me they will start to question if I’m really loyal to them so now at this point I need to continue to work my social game and get people to trust me. This vote is gonna get crazy and I’m just happy no one can say my name. I’m loyal to the fantastic 4 and I think they are too at least for this round and I wanna day for another too bc that’s my ideal final 4 right there. I’m happy we decided to go for Paolo and I hope the vote sticks bc him going is great for me bc I don’t think he wants to keep me long term in this game and it keeps raffy and gizmo both here who I believe are bigger threats then me and will go home before me. Now I got a steal a vote too I need to use that to it full potential and everyone knows I have an advantage but I don’t plan on telling anyone this round and my cover up was that I got to get anything from any of the recipes I hope I convinced them but I’m order to use it properly I may have to tell someone later and it can be used as a tool to get someone back on my side if I need to. It’s good to keep in my back pocket and as a secret now though at least for the round bc I’m safe regardless

So i right now have no vote after it being a seriously close vote with me on the other end of that knife and now I'm trying to get raffy out who is one of the biggest threats and gizmo god love him is dead set against liam like dude i get it he betrayed you twice but he ain't winning challenges like this is why threats make it far in games because people would rather do personal votes like........i get it personal votes feel good sometimes but DEAR LORD JESUS CHRIST. Hopefully i was able to talk him into voting raffy

Gizmo wants to vote for Liam. I want to vote for Cameron. At this point, I am not going to fight for who is out when. I just want to survive. Apparently, Cameron has thrown my name around which is a very big yikes

After Mac left I was RAGING! like RAGING! That was my BOY! Ofc I understand why it happened but I hated that it did happen. Raffy for some reason lied about voting for Cameron which is the dumbest shit ever. Brien & Paolo both told me that Raffy voted Mac and I was like ??? is you on that dumb bitch juice because that's literally the worst thing you could do but okay. I like Raffy a lot so it really confused me. Jessie & I felt super betrayed last tribal so we have our lil trio with Jay and Brien is our 4th right now. While our lil 4 was on call Jessie told me she had an idol but I honestly believe she has more because she was saying how many items she has and I was like "hmmm okay sis". The 4 agreed to vote out Paolo since he's an unexpected vote. Voting for Paolo is gonna destroy me because I love that dude so much and I think when it happens I'll honestly cry but I'm not here to fuck spiders I'm here to win and I'm gonna do everything I can to win this game.

Well, I think I have put myself in an OK spot for tonight's vote. Cam really wanted Raffy gone, but if he goes I'm the next to go then Brien. The 3 of us need to stick together because we have targets on our back. Hopefully the vote was successfully switched to Liam. Going into tribal I'm nervous. You never know what can happen. Last tribal Liam's face showed it all. You have no idea how the game can change and what's going to happen. I never feel truly safe.

I am definitely going home lmao. RIP

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sour-limelight · 7 years ago

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I was tagged by @corvidame and @faebaeb thank u!

last…

1. drink: Warm water i left at my computer

2. phone call: to my grandma

3. text message: My DnD friend Frost!

4. song you listened to: Youth by Daughter

5. time you cried: Wednesday

have you ever…

6. dated somebody twice: nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it: yea ://

8. have been cheated on: I’d hope not???

9. lost someone special: yeah

10. been depressed: currently

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope, I don’t drink

favorite colors…

12. to wear: any pastel color

13. My fave colors are peach, orange, and purple

14. Warm colors are the best tbh

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yeet

16. fallen out of love: nah

17. laughed until you cried: almost

18. found out somebody was talking about you: nope

19. met somebody who changed you: not really

20. found out who your friends are: eh nah

21. kissed somebody on your facebook list: yeah

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them, im bad at talking to strangers online also why would I need to add anyone I didnt know?

23. do you have any pets: 1 dog!(Bubba Louski) and 3 cats(Cupcake, Callie, and Chihiro)

24. do you want to change your name: yeah my dudes Im trans

25. what did you do for your last birthday: went out to eat w my family

26. what time did you wake up: 10ish

27. what were you doing at midnight: sleeping

28. name something you can’t wait for: KH3 or the next chapter of My Hero Academia

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: just a second ago when she walked past me

30. what are you listening to right now: The Other Side of Paradise by Glass Animals

31. have you ever talked to someone named tom: no??? idk when random people talk to me names are never brought up??

32. something that gets on your nerves: overtly negative people like??? u dont have to be negative to be “cool” also being misgendered

33. most visited website: Tumblr and youtube,,,

34. hair color: Brown originally but rn its some faded blue blond color with the pink I dyed it last clutching to my roots :0

35. long or short hair: Short and really short, I gots a mohawk!

36. do you have a crush on somebody: i mean i got a gf?

37. what do you like about yourself: uh, my weird ability to attract cool people to be my friend without doing anything.

38. piercings:I got my ears pierced and am currently stretching them! I also had a nose ring but a piece of jewelry gave me a chem burn :((

39. blood type: man idk

40. nickname: Ro! tho mostly people call me Rowan

41. relationship status: dating

42. zodiac: Aries (Aquarius moon/Virgo rising)

43. pronouns: he/him primarily they/them works too tho

44. favorite tv shows: Steven universe, Inuyasha, and Drik Gentleys Holistic Detective agency!

45. tattoos: I realllyyyyy want one but no,,,

46. right or left handed: righty since birth!

47. surgery:none as of rn but im gonna have to get my wisdoms removed,,

48. sports: I took karate once it was fun!

49. vacation: I went to DollyWood! it was really fun!

50. pair of trainers: Shoe

51. eating: nothing yet

52. favorite drink: Coffee w a bunch of sugar

53. what are you up to: drawing some ocs

54. waiting for: Thursday! so i can size up my ears!

55. want: Affection

56. get married: most likely

57. career: Engineer! I wanna make things w metal!

58. hugs or kisses: kisses!!

59. lips or eyes: Eyes

60. shorter or taller: Taller

61. older or younger: doesnt matter if the gap isnt too big

62. nice arms or stomach: arms!

63. hook up or relationship: relationship are good, hook ups just seem like too much energy.

64. troublemaker or hesitant: Im hesitant only bc I hate getting caught,, i want to be a trouble maker

65. kissed a stranger: ew??? no???

66. drank hard liquor: nah

67. lost glasses/contact lenses: dont need em

68. turned someone down: yeah :00

69. sex on the first date: hahaha no

70. broken someone’s heart: yeah,,,

71. had your heart broken: yeah,,

72. been arrested: no but I have had the cops called on me

73. cried when someone died: ye

74. fallen for a friend: I dont fall in love with random people I have to know some stuff about the person

do you believe in…

75. yourself: nope

76. miracles: I want to

77. love at first sight: maybe?

78. santa claus: when I was a young boy yes

79. kiss on the first date: if it seems right hell yeah

80. angels: nah

81. current best friends names: Izzy and Kaili

82. eyecolor: Brown

83. favorite movie: Spirited Away!

I tag @beanstalknerd @candysketch @spinoxy

#the renegade speaks #this took longer than I wanted it too...#but I did it!#thank you for tagging me!

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