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and that is how Bonnie got decommissioned
(pls ignore the shit quality)
#this is absolute trash#but ive had this on my brain for so long#and youknow#trying new things#anywhooo#fnaf shitpost#my fart#fnaf fanart#fnaf security breach#montgomery gator#fnaf glamrock bonnie
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Me: hi mr lupin 😊
Mr. Lupin: Hello
Mr. Lupin: Are you going to tell me who you are today?
Me: i have another hint for you
Me: i don't have a dad, but i could sure use a daddy ❤️
Mr. Lupin: And you figure I'm the man for that job?
Me: 😜
Me: you tell me
A quasi-epistolary romance featuring soft daddy Remus and a heavily babygirl-coded Sirius. Already longer than it has any right to be, and this is chapter 1 of 4. Content warnings/tags on AO3.
#wolfstar#wolfstar fanfiction#mauraders#my works: wolfstar#this is absolute trash#do not click expecting anything but trash#it's my brand#tell me i shouldn't write something and oh boy am i gonna write that thing#fuck jkr but not the horse she rode in on#the horse can stay
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Yes, I will kill all- wait what?" My menacing aura seems to dissipate after realizing their "horrified" faces were actually ones of admiration.
I chuckle sheepishly. I may have taken the "edgy villain fit" over the top a little bit. By a little, I mean heavy eyeliner and dark billowing cape and silvery chains and my favorite pair of black boots (definitely not stolen from Hot Topic). Hey, first impressions matter!
"Uh, thanks, but I'm here to burn this place to the ground, so-"
"At least tell us how you did your eyeliner! It's SOOO cool!!" The smallest of them interrupt.
Another girl, who seems to be the leader, pupes in with a pout. "It's not fair! How come the villains get cool stuff while we have to wear these sparkles?"
I laugh nervously. They LIKED it? I may be a (self-proclaimed) fashionista, but no one's ever appreciated the look. All I got were dirty looks and disgusted side-eyes.
In that instant, I make a decision that I may come to regret. "...Sure. I can show you. I have a whole wardrobe with this shi... crap, so if you're interested..."
Various cheers erupt from the party of magical girls. The 'leader' speaks again. "Let's ditch these sparkles!"
And that's how I ended up with a legion of goth magical girls ready to kick ass. Villain or not, they have good taste.
You, the villain, have decided to confront the magical girls yourself. Their reaction was not one of fear, but of amazement. “You look SO FRIGGING COOL!”
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One of my favourite brain rotting tcf ideas is Cale having some tremor disorder. Basically, he has hands that randomly tremble without any reason.
It may be genetic to him, or he developed it as Cale because of not eating his meals properly and inevitably developing some vitamin deficiency.
Now comes the best part.
Imagine Cale, perhaps in some really gruesome battle, with blood of enemies and allies mixed around him. Imagine his family seeing Cale's stoic face, wondering how a person so young can be so brave, and then they see his hands shaking under his raven coat, even as they're curled tightly into a fist.
Imagine Cale looking at Jour's portrait, admiring her beauty and her alike face with his own. But then his family sees him, his gaze fixated on his mother's image and his hands trembling slightly.
Imagine him, standing at the forefront of some battle with his shields raised, with his hands trembling uncontrollably, even though he is not straining himself. The people protected under him can only tear up at his selflessness.
Imagine Cale after attacking the enemies with a wave of firebolts, but his hands again started shaking badly, even if he has them covered under his sleeves. His family misunderstands that as Cale hiding his pain.
Imagine Cale, resting on a couch after some battle, and when Raon, On and Hong excitedly climb upon his lap, he only smiles slightly and pats them with his trembling hands. The kids then worriedly inform Ron of this and Cale recieves sweet lemon tea for a whole week.
Imagine Cale talking about territory matters with Alberu, and Alberu is once again amazed by his dongsaeng's witty and almost experienced approaches to problems like war. But then he sees Cale's hands shaking while holding the tea cup, and he realises how absolutely not normal it is to not be nervous in such a situation. (Alberu later pledges to himself to give Cale the slacker life he always wished for.)
Just imagine Cale in any situation with trembling hands and it literally creates the most hilarious misunderstandings with some really wonderful angst.
#I'm absolutely gonna write this in whole later#it also helps you realise how much Cale is used to stuff that he shouldn't be used to#and the fact that no one in his family questions it. and just. goes along with it.#its really funny till you realise how traumatised this guy is#genuinely one of my most favourite brainrots to daydream about#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#cale henituse#tcf#lcf#tcf novel#tcf prompt#kim rok soo
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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!
with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway#disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me#(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!)#more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet#but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him#i adore crowley don't get me wrong#(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.)#but like.#not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it)#i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them#just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday.#crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like#and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now.#then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now!#i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks.#that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad#it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder
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If the Brotherhood of Steel can recognize they/them pronouns, you can too
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Page 27 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix makes a decision that may have consequences... 🦋🌊
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#miraculous ladybug#mentor au#felix sphinx#bridgette cheng#plagg#A Matter of Trust#josie's art#someone said plagg was in his villain era and YEAH LMAO ABSOLUTELY#all fun and games for an ancient god creature but he played with felix a little too hard :'D#everyone's gotta learn their limits sometime and adrien is 100% the bandaid baby after plagg trashed his last Holder#all water under the bridge; plagg assures adrien while felix squeezes him like a squeaky toy
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I hope they give her their blessing 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕
#super mario bros movie#super mario#mario bros#princess peach#mario x peach#super mario bros#super mario fanart#nintendo#mario comic#I’m absolute mario and peach trash
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Actually going insane over the implications of Jason asking Dick to be the Robin to his Batman in Battle for the Cowl.
Like I initially took it at the purely surface-level of Jason wanting a partner in the general sense. Which made sense, it's a huge responsibility and a lonely one so an assistant/sidekick/partner seems a no-brainer if you can get one.
But then I really thought about it, because Jason is not asking Dick to be his partner in the general sense; he's not even asking Dick to be his Nightwing. He's asking Dick to be his Robin.
And they both know exactly what Jason means: "Be the light to my darkness. Be the smile to my scowl. Be the hope to my fear. "
He's saying "Be 'Robin'; be the embodiment of Love and Justice and Goodness. Be the exceptional person that you have always been. Be the slightly-less exceptional person that I was when I wore your colors. Be the person that I was in the process of becoming and might have been (or might still be), if only Joker hadn't clipped my wings."
He's saying "I am prepared to become vengeance, become the Night. And I will go further than Bruce ever dared to, because it is what is needed. I will be the necessary evil. But you don't have to be. If Batman is Gotham's curse, Robin has always been its blessing. I will be the brutal punishment to our world, and I am asking you to be its incandescent gift."
He's saying, "Be for me, what we were for Him. Be my anchor, my comfort, my hope. Remind me what it's all for, why it's all worth it. And remind yourself as well."
He's saying "Be 'Robin' again--for both of our sakes."
#dick grayson#jason todd#battle for the cowl#jaydick#dickjay#kinda but also not kinda#batman#dcu#otp: be my robin#'we can rule together as just it always should've been with you as my guiding light and conscience'#is that not in essence; a sort of marriage proposal ?#well no but it's not NOT one either if you catch my drift#i should note that i haven't actually read bftc yet and i know it's considered controversial/bad#and considered ooc for pretty much everyone#so i am not even sure if I will like it#but i am still planning on reading it for the jaydick crumbs#and b/c i am using it and knightfall as the primary inspo for my krisnix au#apparently jason does ask tim to be his robin first and that's interesting as well#but honestly a little less powerful/interesting to me at least since jaytim just doesn't interest me as much as jaydick#and honestly i've looked at the panels and it seems a little more genuine when jason asks dick idk#more like 'last chance; i'll let you live if you join me' for tim vs. 'join me because this feels right' for dick#and honestly even with clumsy execution; just the narrative and emotional richness of this scene is still making me absolutely feral#this arc could be complete trash in any and every other way but if it gives me THEMES; i will forgive anything#it's the former english major occupational hazard#*apollo justice voice *: I'M FINE#(narrator voice: she was not in fact fine)
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I've come to the illuminating conclusion that Kim Rok Soo/Cale Henituse trying to find his Slacker Life through his whole life is just like Odysseus struggling to get back home for 20 years – except if Ody was schizophrenic and Ithaca did not actually exist
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of count's family#tcf meme#epic the musical meme#cale henituse#cale is an absolute clown#this poor unlucky bastard
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an american: mom can we go to monaco gp
an american mom: we got monaco gp at home
monaco gp at home:
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It truly takes someone like Cale Henituse to think of just casually teleporting the entire lair of not just a dragon but the last Dragon Lord herself into his backyard infested with monsters.
#Cale Henituse the most out of pocket motherfucker ever#everybody that's downright terrified of him is absolutely valid#lcf#lout of count’s family#tcf novel#trash of the count's family#tcf#cale henituse#cale
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Based on this post:
#disco elysium#I made it a red pear because in my experience red pears can get SO juicy#this is an outside view of Harry but in there electrochemistry is absolutely losing it over that pear#hand-eye coordination barely made it to the trash can#perception's taste & smell are lost in pear-adise
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Trash can
#oneshot game#oneshot#oneshotgame#alula#art#digital art#if i had a computer i would absolutely have Alula as the trash can icon
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He's hip. He's here. He was in the trash.
Introducing Rambley, for all your hang in there, buddy needs.
#I absolutely cooked with this guy.#but no seriously I dug him out of the trash when I accidentally threw him away.#my art#indigo park#rambley the raccoon#ignore how bad the picture quality and lighting are.
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The 212th as Shitposts I Have Saved on My Phone
Obi-Wan
Cody
Waxer
Boil
Crys
Wooley
Trapper
Gregor
Gearshift
Couldn't leave out my favorite battalion
#i am absolute trash for 212 and corrie guard#212th#star wars#tcw#the clone wars#obi-wan kenobi#commander cody#lieutenant waxer#sergeant boil#trooper wooley#captain gregor#trooper trapper#trooper gearshift#trooper crys#memes#characters as
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