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godsworstson · 1 year ago
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im so deranged i just checked my astrological compatibility with the jackass guys
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infinitycarrot1 · 2 months ago
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I tried playing as this mf for the first time and got a gushing nosebleed after one game
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deoidesign · 1 year ago
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sleeping beauty (available in print!)
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cosmophalhemr · 8 months ago
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two sluts, on the prowl. penises all over the world are doomed
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ac-art-and-stuff · 1 year ago
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"Reminds me of you"
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"Cigars and cigarettes are totally different smells!"
"Yeah, that's why it's weird you two smell exactly the same."
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ibarasaegusadaily · 3 months ago
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eden's 10th anni message 🍎🐍
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edutainer2022 · 1 year ago
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A cold, vicious cyclone caught me unawares in the middle of the city the other day, right as I decided it was too hot for the coat. So, naturally, Scott gets under the weather in NYC, quite literally (and is being a stubborn doofus about it). It's an Earth and Sky fluff, but in the end, John decided he wanted in, so Earth and Star have a good hearty chat too. Virgil and John are being very good brothers. Absolutely nothing hurts. A greatful boop to @idontknowreallywhy, @astranite and @janetm74 for soft fabrics and Top Gun featuring.
UNDER THE WEATHER
The perks of living on a tropical island included not only it being remote, secluded and perfect to house a state-of-the-art rescue operation. It was also the whole being TROPICAL deal. Whenever one stepped out - it was reliably warm. The downside of living on a remote tropical island was losing the habit to navigate the regular four-seasons weather. Or the fickle New York City climate.
Truthfully, Scott didn't miss it much. Of course, he'd be fondly nostalgic about Kansas and snow slides, or, would occasionally get caught up in the inherent wistful mood of early NYC fall. But he definitely didn't miss THIS - being caught up in the icy torrent and orange warning winds two blocks away from the Tracy Tower. In nothing but his dress shirt and slacks.
They were at Tracy Industries headquarters with Virgil for the better half of the week. Virgil was involved in pre-screening the latest batch of R&D pitches, before they would move on to Brains and John for the final approval and production. Scott was held hostage by the Department of Finance for budget amendments and redistribution.
When the opportunity presented itself, well into the afternoon, to escape his own untimely death by paperwork or premeditated murder of a high ranking employee, Scott ran for the hills, slipping expertly beneath the radar of Kayo's handpicked security detail.
His underlying motive was quite noble - to walk to that coffe-shop Virgil liked and get his brother and himself some decent coffee. Virgil loved coffee and Scott loved Virgil - the rationale for his sortie was ironclad. Of course, pursuing exclusively immaculate fraternal care didn't provide for ditching his earpiece and wrist com. The hasty retreat also meant his designer (and more importantly in his current predicament - woolen) jacket got left hanging on the back of his chair by the bay window. He forgot this wasn't Tracy Island, the sun outside the window and climate control in the offices and their penthouse at the top of the Tracy Tower lulled his vigilance. And now, without a comm to get a timely warning from Eos or to call a cab (or the security SUV with a profound apology, or One from the landing pad on the roof), Scott was caught in the sudden onslaught of a cyclone.
The prudent thing to do would be to go back to the Tower. So, of course, Scott decided in favor of the opposite and broke into a run for the rest of the distance to the coffee place. The relentless laws of physics - speed and resistance - made sure he was soaked through the very last thread of clothing on his body and chilled to the bone by the time he got there.
His hair plastered to the forhead, the supershiny gel having lost the round with the freezing downpour, rivers of water drained down from the top of his head all the way past the suit slacks and dress shoes splashed in muck. There were poodles of water INSIDE his shoes. His socks were wet. His shirt was drenched. The squelching of the fabric as he walked up to the counter suggested he was wet EVERYWHERE. Yuk! That, at least, he didn't know as he was getting numb all over from the cold.
Scott was aware he probably looked like a wet stray cat. It was that or his shirt became see-through in the rain - as a barrista with a cute smile tried to waive his fee for the coffee. Unacceptable! He paid for two extra large, extra strong brews,  and rushed out, stifling a sneeze. Must have been the shirt, since one of the take-away cups had a phone number scrolled on the side. Which was a small consolation, as he broke into a jog again, making his way back through the raging elements.
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The Tracy Industries front desk in the lobby, thankfully, didn't detain him, so he snuck into the elevator, not making eye contact with anyone. It was getting increasingly hard to hold the coffee cups - his hands were numb and shaking, and his teeth were clattering in time with full body shivers. Scott was sure he had hit the executive floor button, but the elevator made no stop, gliding all the way up to the private penthouse. Figures. He'd probably earned himself a lecture not only from the on site security team, but from John as well.
The door slid open on his approach across an antechember and he was welcomed in the hallway by a wall of flannel presided by furrowed black brows. Scott brandished the procured coffee cups like a shield, instinctively. He would sound more nonchalant if he were not stuttering from the cold.
"Hey, Virg, I got your favorite coffee!"
His face muscles were too frozen for a smile.
Virgil was holding a massive towel, or maybe a full body length terrycloth sheet, like an unfurled banner, and appeared completely unmoved by Scott's heroic endeavor.
"How very kind of you! Now step on the rug and strip. I'm not mopping after you!"
Scott looked down and found himself standing, indeed, on one of Gordon's old bright pool towels. It was already soaked halfway through with all the water Scott was dripping. He felt marginally ashamed as the elevator likely sported poodles too. But it was hard to maintain several self-deprecating emotions at once, being that cold and miserable.
The styrofoam cups were tentatively deposited on the glove table. Scott peeled off his soaked dress shirt and shed the trousers more than eagerly, toed off wet (and probably ruined too) shoes. Francesco the designer would bite his head off. But that could wait. He needed something warm off the rack now! A move off the towel was aborted, however, by the reappearance of the Eyebrows over the terrycloth edge.
"Uh-uh! Everything, Scooter! You're NOT wedging your undies behind the shower stall. Again!"
Scott sighed. That was ONE TIME! He was sneaking back past the curfew and tried to conceal evidence. Unsuccessfully, as it turned out. The moment the last wet cloth on him joined the pile on the floor, he was wrapped head to ankles in the sea of soft blue fabric and steered in the general direction of the shower.
"You know the drill! Try to warm up under hot water as long as you can. If you feel lightheaded - yell, I'll be right here."
The scolding shower helped somewhat. He could still feel the freezing grip around his ribs, but his extremities were not as numb anymore, at least. There was a stack of warm sleepwear waiting for him as he stepped out in the cloud of fog. Scott smiled - it was a motley assembly of his own clean trunks and sweatpants, a well-worn soft flannel shirt and a Denver Engineering hoodie, that swapmed his frame. Hair toweled off and curling every which way, he was mostly ready to venture back out into the colder world, but felt dead tired.
There was a nest of throw pillows and a blanket, assembled on the couch, unfolded to full length, in the living room. Scott made an immediate beeline for it and tugged the blanket around his shoulders, trying to fold his feet beneath as well. The shivers were crawling back. Virgil emerged from a door that was decidedly neither Scott's nor his own room, carrying a pair of fluffy bright orange socks and an extra comforter.
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After some gentle, yet determined, coaxing, the orange socks were tugged onto Scott's icy cold feet and a second blanket was tucked snuggly around him. Virgil settled by his side against a couple of snatched pillows, pondering idly that they would need to get a spare weighted blanket for the penthouse too. They would also owe John more socks. The Scott-sized frozen burrito shuffled closer and Virgil wrapped an arm around his wayward big brother, offering more of his body warmth. The chills worried Virgil. Scott was fit and healthy, but he was chronically exhausted and hadn't been exposed to cyclones without IR-grade water-proof gear, or at least a raincoat, in a while.
"So... you wanna watch Top Gun?"
It was a rhetorical question, but Scott's face immediately shot up, beaming with a thousand suns. He also did an enthusiastic giant caterpillar wiggle, blanket and all. Virgil thought in that moment his core memory was probably Scott, all bright eyes, gap-teeth smile and dimples, bouncing with excitement and unbridled energy. He wished he got to revisit it more often.
The opening frames rolled on the holoscreen to the sound of the all too familiar Anthem. Virgil finally reached for so hard earned cup of coffee, now reheated, and couldn't contain a snort.
"Aw, Scooter, you actually scored a number for your troubles?"
It was obvious Scott wasn't going to last through the movie - his eyes were droopping and voice slurred, mostly muffled by plaid flannel.
"M'dashin'!"
A smaller hologram appeared at that exact moment on Virgil's comm. John looked way too amused:
"Actually, that's the number of a homeless shelter around the corner from the coffee shop."
Virgil's laughter full on rumbled at that. He raised a hand to ruffle the back of big brother's head:
"Oh yeah, you're a dashing idiot."
"M'cold."
The muffled complain was exemplified by a full body shiver.
"Sure, Scotty! You're a cold, wet, dashing idiot."
There was no protest to that, just a soft, slightly stuffed snore. Virgil adjusted the hold on the now sound asleep biggest brother to snuggle him closer.
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The F-14A Tomcat was playing chicken with a MiG-28 on the screen. John's hologram lingered. Virgil could tell the space ginger was concerned more than he let on. John finally spoke.
"Is he gonna be alright? Should I cancel his Friday?"
Untamed by the gel, the now dry and fluffy ringlets made it difficult to reach Scott's forhead, but the back of Virgil's hand found the way, careful not to disturb. The skin was cool to his touch, no signs of fever.
"He'll be alright. He just needs to warm up and sleep it off."
He moved to rub a soothing circle over Scott's back as the big brother relaxed deeper into sleep. It was sorely tempting to clear Scott's schedule for the next day and mandate more rest. But Virgil was aware it would pose a risk of Scott, not held down by a cold, hairing off to the island in One, insisting to be back on the roster, if not on TI business. That would be a shame, as a big part of the weekend, Virgil had been looking forward to, was going to see Tosca at the Metropolitan Opera with biggest brother.
John  was still hovering, unconvinced. Virgil siged, but smiled:
"Well, Johnny, unless you want to come down from orbit and join me at the box, I'd rather our reservation to a sold out six months in advance opera didn't fall through."
John looked appropriately appalled and quite earnest:
"I love you more than my life, brother, but I do draw a line at too many people doing too many loud things in a confined space. Call me Johnny and see how often I come down from orbit!"
Virgil stifled a huff of laughter, as Scott shuddered and groaned quietly, but, thankfully, didn't wake up. The warm-up circles over his back and shoulders resumed. Virgil hugged him closer. John shifted attention to the swaddled biggest brother in fond amusement.
"What did you bribe him with, anyway?"
Virgil didn't have the energy to protest.
"Apfelschtrudel from that place Gordon found. And he can preview the R&D projects I selected for Brains, if he gets bored. No call-outs, no reports, no work mail though."
The gazed Virgil fixed on John was full of fair warning. It was John's turn to smile.
"Don't worry. You love watching opera and Scott loves watching us doing what we love. He'll be fine. And locked out of his work accounts, for good measure."
Silence stretched for several moments, interrupted only by Scott's soft snoring.
Virgil looked down on the slumbering brother in his arms, then back at John.
"I wish he did more of what he loves. Just Scott. For himself - not for us, or for the company, or the world."
That wasn't an issue easily solved in a casual conversation through an impromptu movie night. If at all. John knew that too, all too well. The brother in orbit chewed on his lip, lost in thought.
"You could sugget he get coffee in that place again. She's a Hudson Uni postgraduate. Cultural Anthropology."
Virgil was mostly used to John's the Resident Genius thoughts veering in unexpected directions, but the ginger thoroughly lost him there.
"Huh? Who's a postgrad where?"
John rolled his eyes in exasperation commonly reserved to explaining things to the bristling rescuees and a five year old Gordon.
"The barrista that gave Scott a shelter number today. She works part time and volunteers there often. One time she even volunteered at the IR disaster site. Remember, the sinkhole? She seems nice."
Top Gun closing scenes were replaced by assorted social media pages and university profile pages. Virgil gulped.
"John! You can't go doxxing random people!"
John's hologram up in orbit shrugged:
"I have Eos run background checks automatically on anyone who comes in contact with you guys. We can't take any chances!"
There was sound and, sadly, field proved reasoning behind what nearly cost them barely averted tragedy on several occasions. But still... Virgil kept staring at a pretty blond smiling from the holoscreen.
"That gotta be illegal!"
"Only if I get caught."
Turquoise eyes twinkled in nothing remotely resembling remorse. He still didn't cut off the call.
"Do you wanna come down here for the weekend?"
Virgil suddenly felt the need to have more brothers accounted for and within reach. There was hope in the way John actually gave it a thought.
"Only if you don't make me go to the opera. I ordered you pizza, by the way."
A wave of warmth washed over Virgil and he tightened the grip on Scott's frame instinctively.
"You're my favoretest brother not asleep at the moment!"
He was graced with another eyeroll.
"You spend entirely too much time around Gordon. I'll have Eos screen the calls and land the elevator on the Tower tomorrow evening, your time, if there's no major catastrophe."
Virgil resisted the urge to fistpupm in the air. Definitely too much time around Gordon. Another thought occurred to him as he remembered a detail John mentioned when vetting the unsuspecting compassionate barrista.
"Hey, John! Could you..."
"Right ahead of you, brother. An anonymous donation was made to the homeless shelter and free kitchen an hour ago."
And they said Virgil and Scott were uncanny telepathic. Then again, it was to be expected. Anyone who was genuinely kind and considerate to their favorite Idiot, or attempted to course-correct his destruction path, inadvertently gained a lifelong ally in every one of them. Maybe he really needed to nudge Scott to go get more of the good coffee tomorrow. Equipped with an umbrella that time around.
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wraithdolll · 1 year ago
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bitches love my mustache
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strawhatwife · 12 days ago
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loverkasp · 4 months ago
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wellll my new song is out listen if u want 🫣
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meowrimo · 8 months ago
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good morning and happy thursday friendz ! i am slow blinking at you all but . . . Get Booped ! 🐾✨
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silverraes · 2 years ago
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okay so we all know that I am the #1 Phaya being a little shit (affectionate) enthusiast but I do think his reaction to what the doctor said was... interesting
like I get it, random strangers knowing your issues isn't cool and at this point Phaya would have no reason to believe that the doctor found out some other way, but that was one hell of a strong reaction (Phaya you can actually talk to Tharn you know, poor Tharn looked genuinely confused and concerned)
but it's also making me wonder if Phaya being a little too hotheaded might have been part of the reason why their past lives ended in tragedy
(also if we assume that the thinking face he made after eavesdropping on Tharn and Yai was because he heard them talk about Tharn's vision, then you'd think he'd come to the conclusion that Tharn would be the last person to consider him crazy because of the dreams... Phaya bby please use your brain, you're smart enough to be a special force police officer, I know there are some brain cells there)
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thekenobee · 6 months ago
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What the fuck is this show
(about half way through that last episode I realised: this is the exact kind of ridiculous bullshit I love and there's a danger I might have to watch all of this)
I'll do one better!
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Burn appears as the nicest British therapist relieved to meet another Brit (Hornblower, apparently) and next thing you know he starts to MURDER people
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harrowharks-earing · 1 year ago
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Leo: Yes Mikey, everything’s fine. Why do you ask?
Leo: *takes a bite of cold pizza*
Mikey: Dr. Feelings would like a word with you. NOW.
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edutainer2022 · 5 months ago
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Great minds think alike! So after a delightful discussion with @janetm74 about this post , it turned out we were both writing a spin on this prompt. You ABSOLUTELY NEED to read the story by @janetm74, because it's amazing and pure joy!
A bit of angst wormed into my spin, but mostly it's just Scott and John being brothers and being silly.
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"I'm gonna hit the gym while you prep for the lecture. Then I'm dragging your skinny ass for breakfast, you obviously didn't eat since last time I visited!"
"Um... you can't..."
"What? Buy you breakfast? Yeah I can! The GDF are paying me a modest penny, but my trust fund allowance can cover bacon, eggs and coffee, last time I checked!"
The smile was blinding and it hit John in a dizzy spell how much he actually missed big brother. Maybe he really needed to eat something.
"You can't go to the gym here!"
"Awww, c'mon, Johnny! I'll be climbing the walls in half an hour, so you'll kick me out to walk around the block anyway. Since I ditched the security detail in London, it would get Kyrano in hot water. You know how Dad gets these days, when I'm on my own."
John knew. That Place was almost firmly behind them, now that Scott had thrown himself into Dad's new project, but the fear lingered for all of them. The fear and the memory of unspeakable loss. The fact that John pinged their father the night before, when Scott showed up on his doorstep with a pizza and a six pack, was the only thing barring a country-wide S&R, roads blocked and airports closed.
Bright blue eyes were looking at him with an expectant plea. That puppy gaze gotta be illegal in several states.
"It's not it. My condo has a weird family only policy for communal facilities."
"Great! No problem then, we're family!"
"Not legally we're not. Since we're both eighteen."
He could see Scott's mind draw a blank. The idea that he wasn't family with his beloved brothers just didn't compute. Then he saw big brother's wheels turn and a proverbial light bulb go on. Complete with a devious grin. Oh, this was nooooot good!
"Alright then! Come with me!"
"Scott, NO! Whattayargonnado??!?"
"Trust me!"
It was too late to protest. John was out of the apartment in a flash, still in his sleep shirt, which happened to be a Yale shirt, because they all developed a habit of having something of Scott with them, and mismatched star wars socks, dragged by the hand to the state-of-the-art gym in the basement.
"Hi! How'ya'doin'! I'd like a temporary membership card, please!"
The receptionist didn't stand much of a chance, really. There was no need for whatever ruse big brother was cooking. If the dimples didn't do it, the Kansas drawl would finish the job.
"Sorry, sir, we have a family only policy."
That was droned out before she looked up, of course. She'd have handed Scott keys to the Tower, otherwise. But it was too late. Scott yanked their linked hands up and leaned in over the counter, conspiratorially.
"Awwww, bummer! No chapels open that late last night. But he did say yes, didn't you, honeybunch?"
John was planning biblical fratricide, while squished in an emphatic one-sided hug.
The receptionist was a pool of goo at her desk by then.
"Congratulations!"
"Thanks! Can you believe it?! Oh, I'm so, so lucky, aren't I, baby! He's still a little flummoxed since I popped the question!"
Another squeeze and a peck on the side of his head. That was it! He was officially NOT his brother's keeper.
John was marginally aware of the conversation still in progress over the counter. At some point Scott's phone was whipped out and a striking amount of photos was on display. Candid snapshots of John at different times Scott obviously hoarded, selfies of them together, laughing, smearing cream cheese on bagles, being brothers, being friends. A sudden pang pierced through the mortified fog and elaborate murderous intents - Scott missed him. Scott actually enjoyed hanging out with him. John did too, but he could never translate that into exuberant abundance of memorabilia, like Scott did. John was instantly aware he had retreated, lately. Ever since the pitch black horror of loss, then blinding pain of seeing what That Place had done to biggest brother, John was hiding. Getting another doctorate to shield and distance himself. Dad's project was taking up all of Scott's time and regained energy, anyway. And John couldn't deal with loosing big brother again. He just couldn't. So Scott missed him.
Some undertermined amount of time later, filled with cooing and giggles, they were leaving the gym with a temporary membership card for Scott. Complete with the receptionist's number, no doubt.
Scott dissolved into peels of laughter, once they were back inside John's apartment.
"Well, that was fun!"
"I will smother you in your sleep!"
"Naaah, you love me too much!"
The couch pillow John threw at big brother's head was expertly intercepted.
"What if I meet someone?! What should I tell the gym then?"
The laughter slurped into a cough.
"Should I know something, Johnathan?"
"Over my dead body you will, now! Academically, though! What then?!"
"Well... you tell them you ditched me for a cool astrophysics nerd!"
It was John's turn to snort.
"Sure! Nobody just breaks up with Scott Tracy!"
"Oh, trust me, they do."
There was a rueful note in big brother's nonchalance and John mentally kicked himself.
"You tell them I broke your heart, then. Ghosted you, stopped returning your calls. Let me take the heat!"
Ever the big brother, even in something this ridiculous. That, however, gave John an idea of a sweet, sweet revenge.
"Oh! I know what I'll do! Next time you're in NYC, I'll show up at that corner place and tell everyone I'm your stalker ex! Every barrista you ever flirted with will get an earful! So will every patron!"
Big brother actually went a hue greener for a moment.
"You wouldn't!"
"Oh, I would! Hell hath no fury over an unhinged, codependent nerd, ghosted by dreamboat so out of his his league everyone thought it was a figment of his imagination, brother mine!"
He could see big brother actually swallow anxiously. The teachable moment was, thus, effectively over, and John let out a laugh of his own.
"Now, shoo, go put the hard earned membership to good use! Lay the groundwork for plausibly breaking my poor lil nerdy heart!"
Scott was half out the door with John's gym duffel, when he called from the maze of tabs already open on his desktop unit.
"I miss you, you know that, right?"
Big brother's smile was small and self-conscious, suddenly, before veering back into cheeky.
"Sure! I'm a dreamboat!"
The well aimed pillow hit the closed door that time.
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emiemi345 · 1 year ago
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Somewhere out there in the Bluey world there's a lesbian couple.
Will we ever see them??
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