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slime-crafters · 1 year ago

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Stardew opinion:

People who should have six packs in your fanart:

Abigail

Alex (make 'em shredded pre-marriage)

Penny

Linus

People who shouldn't have six packs but y'all keep giving them six packs:

Sam

Sebastian

Harvey (this one is the funniest one tho)

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #this is a semi-joke post #but unironically... he would NOT have visible abs!!!#penny would have muscles because she's a teacher who's hands-on. vincent is a hardcore kid with hyperactivity #unironically do what you want forever though idc 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

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victoriadallonfan · 2 years ago

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Ward x Stormlight Archive fanfic but it’s just Rain pointing at Shallan and going, “How am I less racist than you??”

#this is a semi-joke post #both are great characters #love their arcs #but it’s also semi-true #parahumans #wildbow #ward #ward web serial #wardblr #rain o'fire frazier #precipice #cosmere #cosmere fanfic #stormlight archive #shallan kholin #shallan davar

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kenziedrawz · 1 year ago

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for anyone interested in Crown's County

we ended half the ships (people(characters) died)

no more toxic yuri and old man yaoi....

#crown's county posting #kenzierambles #this is a semi-joke post #anyways join crown's county its really fun #we're about to send people through the horrors of capitalism

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welcometogrouchland · 5 months ago

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my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #dc #stephanie brown #this is a joke post but it also. isn't #like. i understand that what I'm asking for is a very slippery slope especially in the hands of the average comic writers (hates women sm)#but consider that i think it would be neat if female characters in the batmythos had sex lives again...#babs was out here having cybersex with ted kord in the 90s! helena had sex! black canary had sex and was kinda a gotham chara back then!#cass is generally more interested in justice than in sex and i abide by that #(tho user @casscain-mainly has great meta diving into the portrayal of cass' sexuality! good read and was on the brain while typing this)#steph however? canonical sex haver and got done dirty for it #like. personally i prefer to imagine that steph having sex with dean was 100% her choice #idk man she just felt like it! she wanted to bone #and maybe there's other factors at play there- Dean is by all accounts deeply unpleasant as a person so no doubt-#-stephs chronic low self-esteem played into her choice of man here #but again i like to imagine that it was all sane and consensual (tho not safe which again. lots to ponder there-#-like ik dixon was NAWT thinking abt this at the time but Steph's mom is a nurse. a semi-absent nurse but a nurse nonetheless)#(i find it hard to believe that Steph didn't have a basic sex education. meaning it was either a freak accident she got pregnant-#-or a wildly ooc decision on her part. OR some kind of outside pressure put on her by someone/something)#(we'll never know bc dixon hates me personally)#BUT ANYWAY yeah Steph has some kind of canonical sex drive and is just. soundly punished for it #and then she's with Tim (Paragon of Male Virtue in Dixons eyes) so no sex whatsoever no no no ☝️#and she's never had a seriously considered love interest outside of Tim to ever consider having sex with #ALL THIS TO SAY. let Steph have sex again but without the narrative punishment in 2025 #if this is what it takes to get her back in bat books so be it #also she should get to hook up with some age appropriate fellow heroes. as like fun one offs #who's in her age range? blue beetle (jaime)? circuit breaker? assuming we're trying to make this canonical and (sigh) can't pull women #I'm blanking on men who aren't vaguely too old/young for steph or gay. or just awkward (i.e like. kon el. that'd just feel weird yknow?)#ANYWAY yeah. Steph Brown stud era

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seventytwoowls · 11 months ago

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“When my skin feels like a barrier between /Everything else in this universe and me / Then I try to remember / That there may very well be a link between us / That I can't see / Something underneath the surface / Buried / In among the weeds.”

ID: A watercolor painting outlined with ballpoint pen of a human heart. The heart has been colored brown, and the arteries have been drawn as the caps of Armillaria Ostoyae, a brown mushroom with speckled caps. the veins running over the chambers of the heart are dark brown. The painting has been titled, “Armillaria Ostoyae”.

Art that I made for @narcissistcookbook , who I saw in the flesh tonight :) they and their audience were very cool, soaring over the (low) bar set by the only other concert I have ever been to.

#the narcissist cookbook #I genuinely loved the crowd tonight so much #someone gave me a bracelet and someone else gave me a keychain that they both made themselves #I mentioned to someone that I had surgery recently and they saved me a seat by the bar (because it was standing room only for the most part #) for the rest of the night #I know I joked about it in That One Post #but tnc has such a kind creative fanbase and it was incredible to see #this was also my first time going to a concert semi-alone (as in #my brother had a different ticket so I was alone in the venue for an hour or so #and I was nervous but I felt really good #AND they played all of my favorite songs #so that was nice #I also haven’t painted in a hot minute so this was fun as hell #traditional art #art #painting

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rawpastamoth · 6 months ago

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REPOST cause it didn't show up on the tags last time... anyway Marzipan as Thespius Green cause they're similar and Homestar as Inspekta cause they're not similar but it's cute

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ivoryratdoggerythethird · 1 year ago

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soukoku's brand of trust where it's so not obvious yet painfully clear to everyone at the same time.

like at first everyone in the cast might see them and actually buy how much they hate each other but one mission later they're convinced skk can read each other's minds and are so intuned with one another they can find each other deaf, dumb and blind.

chuuya will let himself be swept up in a flood and be played at the side of a madman, knowing dazai has a plan, that he'll make sure they both oull through. dazai will sit and keep an unwavering stare down the barrel of a gun and let his partner fire it into his skull, with all the confidence that chuuya will not let him die.

and everyone thinks there's no blind faith because there's only deeply familiar trust; they know every part of each other, they understand each other, they can pinpoint the ins and outs of their partner's thoughts and feelings, they know how to read each other, know what makes them tick. and so everyone else in their lives thinks their trust is the trust between two halves of a single soul that is familiar with the other enough to place their lives in a rival's hands.

what they don't see is what goes even further, where they wordlessly bare to each other the parts that aren't known. chuuya will surrender his soul to unleash a being of calamity with only the belief that dazai will bring him back, save his life, stop him from razing the world to the ground.

dazai will reach out his hand to a boy he barely knows with solid faith that they will beat this enemy together, he will openly laugh until he's teary-eyed, express his worries, and his blatant shock, share his musings out loud without a facade of an all-knowing genius who doesn't struggle to understand his foes.

i don't even know where i was going with this but they make me INSANE

#ughhh dazai having real emotions under a layer of fake emotions under a layer of semi-real emotions under another layer of fake emotions #and no one else can see it but chuuya #not even bones studios #who also cannot seem to comprehend the idea of dazai having emotions #and actually buy into skk's hating each other bullshit #and so they cannot imagine them having an inside joke that can make dazai laugh to the point of tears #or you know #“that's what makes me love you”#dazai is actually feral in chuuya's presence but bones has been fooled into thinking he is functional at all #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd #the sigma show #my post

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dailyhtfboards · 5 months ago

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Day 5

Today’s Board is:

THANKS FOR NOTHIN FUCKHEAD!!!!! (This one was too iconic not to have as one of the first boards posted)

(From TV episode 7B Hole Lotta Love)

#Htf #happy tree friends #htf pop #weve had a lotta pop boards so far huh….#Tbf I did do the joke of him getting up but dw #im giving him a break now <33 #anyways fun fact!!! Hole Lotta Love was boarded by Lippy #(if ya don’t know who he is he’s the voice of Nutty and the director/animator of Dino-Sore Days)#So if ya wanna thank/blame someone for Pop semi-canonically swearin #that’s whose responsible (unless this was already in the script)#I actually have another Lippy board I’m uh. Anticipating?? (If that’s the right word?? I’m not really excited about it.)#Posting cus well. It’s somethin!!#not yet tho #I can’t subject the world to that board yet.

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loganslowdown4 · 8 months ago

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cw/swearing, dirty jokes, nothing graphic just silly—

Remus: Hey JanJan! Let’s play ‘try not to laugh’!

Janus: Remus dear, you know I’ll win—

Remus: Aw cmon snake boi! I promise I’ll try really REALLY hard not to laugh—

Janus: *sigh* FINE, I will go first then, to see… What did one eye say to the other eye?

Remus: What?

Janus: Between us, something smells—

Remus: *presses his lips together* I’m surprised you didn’t say me.. Ok, what did one BUTTCHEEK say to the other?

Janus: *sighs again* I don’t know. What DID one buttcheek say to the other?

Remus: Together we can stop this shit!

Janus: *deadpan look* Ok then. How does a dog with no nose smell?

Remus: No nose??? That I’d like to see! I dunno, how does he smell?

Janus: Awful.

Remus: *coughs* Ooh ok, Jan, that was close but no nose! I got one. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when a client leaves?

Janus: *almost chokes* Ah. Idiot. Damn. *clears throat* Alright, what do they say?

Remus: Thanks for coming!!

Janus: *quietly**trying to keep a straight face* oh Jesus Christ. *out loud* Fine, that one ALMOST got me, but I’ve got your number honey.

Remus: Ooh lay it on me baby, I’m ready to NOT laugh at your shitty joke *grins*

Janus: Well get ready to eat shit then. *ahem* What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

Remus: *inhales* A—

Janus: *cutting him off* A seatbelt darling. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Remus: *bursts out laughing*

Janus: Told you I’d win.

Remus: I think we both win, you bastard! Hehehehe

Janus: *gives him an evil grin* hah

#I really hope I made you laugh #sorry for all the semi-dirty humour lol #god I want an episode that’s just the 2 of them with Thomas #long post #cw dirty jokes #thomas sanders #sanders sides #Janus sanders #Remus sanders #ts remus #ts janus #platonic Demus #Demus #incorrect sanders sides #ts Demus #cw swearing

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basket-of-radiants · 1 month ago

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Szeth's highspren is adorable actually, I love it so much, it's basically the best one, sorry Pattern I have a new best spren.

#a malevolent friend to impassively watch you and tell you you're doing everything wrong but who is also wrong about everything itself <3 #it's like having a little nale hovering over your shoulder at all times! something i think every character could benefit from.#someone's about to accuse this post of being a joke (okay it KIND of is) so let me explain something about my tastes #look when i was a kid i LOVED it in movies or games when there was a mean evil semi-omniscient voice or robot constantly disparaging you #those were my favorite characters 100% of the time. they kinda still are. they're so cute.#man. god help szeth survive these szeth/highspren/kaladin/nightblood interactions while also trying to obey dalinar and nale AND the law #that shit is like crack for me #what can i even say about these sections? szeth is iconic literally every second how am i supposed to isolate something to talk about?#basket's tag for reading stormlight 5; inevitably will contain spoilers (yes this is all part of the tag)

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mariaantonnietta · 2 months ago

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I'm dissapointed, i watched the dbd x fnaf collab trailer in hopes to get to see a game mike afton design, but leaving with no survivors added at all was crushing. I mean, I still liked the collab, this is not a critic but maybe me getting recked by my own high expectations.

Here is where I would put my reasoning as of why scott didn't want to add mike (or another survivor, but we're focusing on zombie boy here) as not wanting to reveal his game appearance (or create one), or wanting to keep it secret for a reveal later.

But I will go to the funnier option that Scott is really really attached, and dead serious when he made Mike to canonically look like Rick Astley and doesn't want to give him any other appearance, and that is aproblem when you wanna use him outside of an shaded png.

So until further news Rick Astley mike is canon to me I accept no criticism on this total logical conclusion.