#this is a semi-joke post

[slime-crafters]

Stardew opinion:

People who should have six packs in your fanart:

Abigail

Alex (make 'em shredded pre-marriage)

Penny

Linus

People who shouldn't have six packs but y'all keep giving them six packs:

Sam

Sebastian

Harvey (this one is the funniest one tho)

[victoriadallonfan]

Ward x Stormlight Archive fanfic but it’s just Rain pointing at Shallan and going, “How am I less racist than you??”

[kenziedrawz]

for anyone interested in Crown's County

we ended half the ships (people(characters) died)

no more toxic yuri and old man yaoi....

[seventytwoowls]

“When my skin feels like a barrier between /Everything else in this universe and me / Then I try to remember / That there may very well be a link between us / That I can't see / Something underneath the surface / Buried / In among the weeds.”

ID: A watercolor painting outlined with ballpoint pen of a human heart. The heart has been colored brown, and the arteries have been drawn as the caps of Armillaria Ostoyae, a brown mushroom with speckled caps. the veins running over the chambers of the heart are dark brown. The painting has been titled, “Armillaria Ostoyae”.

Art that I made for @narcissistcookbook , who I saw in the flesh tonight :) they and their audience were very cool, soaring over the (low) bar set by the only other concert I have ever been to.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

if you are over the age of 26 and bring this to a psychiatrist you will leave with an autism diagnosis btw

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

soukoku's brand of trust where it's so not obvious yet painfully clear to everyone at the same time.

like at first everyone in the cast might see them and actually buy how much they hate each other but one mission later they're convinced skk can read each other's minds and are so intuned with one another they can find each other deaf, dumb and blind.

chuuya will let himself be swept up in a flood and be played at the side of a madman, knowing dazai has a plan, that he'll make sure they both oull through. dazai will sit and keep an unwavering stare down the barrel of a gun and let his partner fire it into his skull, with all the confidence that chuuya will not let him die.

and everyone thinks there's no blind faith because there's only deeply familiar trust; they know every part of each other, they understand each other, they can pinpoint the ins and outs of their partner's thoughts and feelings, they know how to read each other, know what makes them tick. and so everyone else in their lives thinks their trust is the trust between two halves of a single soul that is familiar with the other enough to place their lives in a rival's hands.

what they don't see is what goes even further, where they wordlessly bare to each other the parts that aren't known. chuuya will surrender his soul to unleash a being of calamity with only the belief that dazai will bring him back, save his life, stop him from razing the world to the ground.

dazai will reach out his hand to a boy he barely knows with solid faith that they will beat this enemy together, he will openly laugh until he's teary-eyed, express his worries, and his blatant shock, share his musings out loud without a facade of an all-knowing genius who doesn't struggle to understand his foes.

i don't even know where i was going with this but they make me INSANE

[loganslowdown4]

cw/swearing, dirty jokes, nothing graphic just silly—

Remus: Hey JanJan! Let’s play ‘try not to laugh’!

Janus: Remus dear, you know I’ll win—

Remus: Aw cmon snake boi! I promise I’ll try really REALLY hard not to laugh—

Janus: *sigh* FINE, I will go first then, to see… What did one eye say to the other eye?

Remus: What?

Janus: Between us, something smells—

Remus: *presses his lips together* I’m surprised you didn’t say me.. Ok, what did one BUTTCHEEK say to the other?

Janus: *sighs again* I don’t know. What DID one buttcheek say to the other?

Remus: Together we can stop this shit!

Janus: *deadpan look* Ok then. How does a dog with no nose smell?

Remus: No nose??? That I’d like to see! I dunno, how does he smell?

Janus: Awful.

Remus: *coughs* Ooh ok, Jan, that was close but no nose! I got one. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when a client leaves?

Janus: *almost chokes* Ah. Idiot. Damn. *clears throat* Alright, what do they say?

Remus: Thanks for coming!!

Janus: *quietly**trying to keep a straight face* oh Jesus Christ. *out loud* Fine, that one ALMOST got me, but I’ve got your number honey.

Remus: Ooh lay it on me baby, I’m ready to NOT laugh at your shitty joke *grins*

Janus: Well get ready to eat shit then. *ahem* What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

Remus: *inhales* A—

Janus: *cutting him off* A seatbelt darling. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Remus: *bursts out laughing*

Janus: Told you I’d win.

Remus: I think we both win, you bastard! Hehehehe

Janus: *gives him an evil grin* hah

[lavenderjewels]

people are reading too much into kenjakus appearance this chapter and should instead be considering it as takaken being canon

[an0nfr0mth3d3n]

Ladies and Gentleman, a 4th demon has hit the QSMP

YD's vtuber has demon horns

[tiredtaffy]

obsessed with him. i’ll explain why i make him like this under the read more. this WILL be long so uh get ready for that. there WILL BE SPOILERS FOR KITTEN BURST UNDER. if you aren’t okay with that do not click.

okay so i have a lot of thoughts about kitten burst (it is a good game go play it NOW if you haven’t >:D) but my friends @buginyourcomputer and @larachnae watched me stream it and when hugo came up i voiced him like i did most of the others.

however during his speech i made him such a soggy, pathetic man. voice cracking as he mentions how he’s learning perspective transitions and asking m0lly how many peopled liked his speech and asking how many views he has, near tears. just a complete and utter clown. we thought the bit was fucking hilarious so we continued with it but. the sogginess seems to be supported by his character.

look at these lines and TELL ME that DOESN’T radiate sogginess.

hugo has more lines that are like pathetic as fuck but i’m not willing to go through the whole thing again to get the screenshots. he’s so beloved to me though. whines at you that he’ll kick you if you disrespect his dogecoin (i mean hapicoin) again. he’s being an awful person in the time you see him but in the ending where you merge the planes he changes for the better. he can BE a good person and i wish we could see that side of him. the bitterness he must have felt the whole time, the same way del and eclips and 0rator and literally EVERYONE felt, and causing the most damage must have led to such guilt. not knowing where hapi is, the cat that changed his and everyone else’s lives, never being able to truly apologize. trying to reconnect with all of shiver or at least canonically s4br afterwards. he extended his reach and felt sorry enough that s4br of all people believed he changed. i think of him a lot outside of my “haha soggy. sogged up cryptobro. with your stupid fucking segway.” jokes. all that said here is soggy wet cat hugo.

[originalarchivist]

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[lu-is-not-ok]

A momentous occasion is upon us.

The Daiyu-Baoyu theory has its first haters on Reddit 🎉🎉🎉🎉

// Anyway don't go harass anyone over this m'kay? In fact I hope we get more haters cause I actually find these comments really entertaining.

I hope we get enough Redditors knowing about it and hating it that someone tries to make a full post trying to disprove it so I can milk that thing and talk about my own experience desperately trying, in vain, to find contradictions that would disprove it myself.

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

[ilovedthestars]

i've rambled a lot about my complicated feelings about friendships and qprs and what kind of long-term relationships i might want as an aro person. but it just occurred to me that honestly my ideal relationship type might be "roommate"

[jmtofp]

In response to this post:

I think it's because it has the best story progression and build up.

Everyone appreciates a story with rising action, climax, and resolution. You need the "lows" in order for the "highs" to stand out, and vice versa. A small problem some other chapters had was the use of too much "high", tense moments, which results in feeling like the player was just thrown into the climax of a story.

One thing Xkour also does with its "low"s is set up a growing sense of unease, teasing the player with mystery.

Xkour starts with a friendly tutorial into the game, the player feels welcomed as no imminent threat is found. However, that changes as the tutorial goes slightly haywire and with the newly learnt fact that dying actually has consequences. This unease steadily grows until the third quest where it reaches its peak. So, what does the summoner do? Flee this "peace" and "fun" to find out the dangerous truth behind it all. One exposition later, and we've reached the first climax and subsequent resolution. Beautiful.

But of course, the story isn't done. After the first resolution, we get another moment of "low"s getting "higher" as the guardian trials start, but similarly with that unease that something is wrong back at main and even here. This time, instead of reaching its peak when the exposition drops, the story suddenly goes into a relative "low" with the reveal that the threat, the creator, wasn't here all along. But of course, it almost immediately shifts back into a "high" once another similar truth is revealed. So then we have the big climax of the whole two chapters, and then the story somewhat manages with its resolution.

Another thing would be the story's relatability.

What I mean is that players can easily connect with the characters that appear since everyone is a player here. (Also, who doesn't like the idea of a VR parkour game?) So this connection makes the stakes hit harder.

The ultimate threat of this chapter is the imprisonment and brainwashing of the players. And I assume it's easier to understand the dread of being trapped forever as opposed to other fantastical threats.

The story also uses Cyto as a way to personalise the danger of being potentially stuck in a game forever. Something about feeling more for one person's story rather than a general populace's. Although that may be the case, the story kind of fails to deliver on his anguish and thus people, us, are going to rewrite that sh** because it's too good to give up on.

(Luna's emotional anguish with herself as a program rather than a real being was also a treat.)

Another neat thing about Xkour is that it's the only chapter to have a clear connection to Luni that isn't about the swords of corruption.

There are a plethora of other minor things about this story that compile up to make this my favourite two chapters in Gacha World, some of which may differ from individuals.

tldr:

The Xkour storyline applies story writing 101 (the hill) well enough and is quite relatable, allowing the player to easily get invested into the story.

Cyto is an underrated character with almost as much emotional baggage as DJ X, and that's something this small community likes to see.

(I say that with a straight face as I continue typing out my currently 2600 word count analysis on Vale in canon and her despair with being trapped under C!Kilios' rule.)

Goodness, I love Xkour.

[milesworld96]

Nah cus shipping is wild, why are we recycling these same hoes