#this is a kismesis only blog

[dersitesans]

these tags are too good to leave unpreserved (via @modmad) :

#I'M GONNA FIND THIS PERSON AND PUT THEM INTO A PAPER SHREDDER AND THEN COOK THE SLICES AND EAT THEM LIKE NOODLES#I HOPE THEY LOSE THE JOY THEY USED TO EXPERIENCE IN THINGS THEY LIKED AND WANDER AIMLESSLY TO A MEANINGLESS DEATH#SUFFER! YOU UNNAMED BLIGHT UPON HUMANITY!!!#cough anyway yeah i mean big mood

nobody:

the most obnoxious idiot on the planet: "what if we replaced the buttons with a touch interface"

[mysterioushistorian]

midbloods are here! headcanons under the cut

Lowbloods

Highbloods

Charun Krojib

agender (they/them)

master of conceptual artworks

surprisingly oblivious to cirava's flirting

sneaky

Konyyl Okimaw

recycling is good

good pals with remele

trans woman (she/her)

likes to SLASH

big and tough on the outside, sweet and lovely on the inside

is actually a big fan of Nihkee Moolah, just won't admit it

secretly knows a lot about the Disciple

Polypa Goezee

still doing the job, regardless of caste

is now Tegiri's moirail. therefore, it's harder for her to keep her secret from him, especially with all these new bandages.

revived her blog for relationship advices.

troll sailor moon is her favorite

can and WILL beat someone twice her size

Boldir Lamati

shh! not so loud

he/she, unspecified gender

knows everything

she solves ALL the mysteries

not much is known about her. he just wants to do his job

short but tough

Bronya Ursama

cares for all her wrigglers. all of them.

elwurd was the one who convinced her to dye her hair, back when they were in a relationship. no longer together, she sees no point in continuing to dye it, so she lets it discolored

have you seen Karako? she's been looking for him for a while now

schoolfeds all the new jades

Wanshi Adyata

aspires to write a fanfiction with her soldier purrbeats OCs

actually believes in rainbow drinkers

real bookworm right here

A+ student

she's just a girl

Lynera Skalbi

still batshit crazy

Ardata's matesprit. what did you expect

is now genuinely interested in meeting new people

do NOT touch her diary

tall, but a little bit shorter than daraya

Daraya Jonjet

demigirl (they/she)

they listen to some hard shit over there

tyzias' moirail. rebels time

being a rebel teenager is hard. its hard and nobody understands

taller than lynera

fuck bronya. fuck lynera. fuck elwurd. fuck everyone. let her be free!

Lanque Bombyx

troll twilight fan, thank you very much for asking

asshole

vampire wannabe (he'll never be dracula)

this motherfucker gets no bitches

stop playing fancy good lord

Tagora Gorjek

sign here to agree with all terms *_______

galekh's kismesis-matesprit.

beware, he might scam you

hair flip

hates pirates

Tyzias Entykk

she/they

sleeps once a week

no... mustn't stop studying..

seriously girl, what even is in that mug

please take care of yourself properly

Stelsa Sezyat

still won't speak slower

deep breaths, girl

loves tyzias but worries about her revolutionary thoughts

big mother energy

always ready for dates

big fan of nihkee's channel

Tirona Kasund

spends too much time on grubtube.. unfortunately

her influences are terrible

yeah, we get it, you use memes to spread the good word about the empire

but please improve on the memes

considers stelsa as a mother, and tagora as a brother to her

would love to meet trizza someday

Tegiri Kalbur

KONO TEGIRI DA!

only buys products of original quality. those who sells him fake products will be DAMNED!

worries a lot about polypa and how she must be hiding something from him.

more obligatory anime references

gets too philosophical at times.

surprisingly gets along with the other two voidbounds, even if they can't stand him

no longer wears eye contacts, for... his own safety.

[tainbocuailnge]

you can do whatever you want forever. obviously. but that also means i get to be a hater on my own blog and i think if you're trying to get some kind of kismesis yaoi out of oberon and merlin you're barking up the wrong store. the whole chapter is obeguda kismesis yaoi and you're only dragging merlin into it because you think he's hotter than guda. merlin doesnt know oberon exists because oberon wants to stay as far away from him as possible forever you're not getting plausible hatesex out of these from either direction and it's even worse when you're not even making it kismesis. he would not fucking say that. meanwhile guda knows oberon better than anyone on the planet save castoria and oberon thirstfollowed them to chaldea and they have a million reasons to have kismesis yaoi hatesex. obecas is also yaoi by the way except when its yuri. you understand.

[gameblorg]

sad attempt at a pinned post / introduction.

hi my name is sollux or mituna ( or mikel if you're fancy ) and i use tumblr occasionally, i'm new to tumblr despite having it for ages so don't expect me to know anything here.

i use he/him pronouns and im a polyam bisexual tguy, i have a romantic moirail aka my amazing girlfriend, platonic moirail-kismesis-wife and platonic soulmate. ( hi vris and riri and seb i love you guys. )

this is my only blog since i don't post or anything. i interact with homestuck + agere stuff and maybe occasionally dabble in my other 100 interests. ( mainly spookymonth pokemon happytreefriends tloz etcetera. )

i follow back anyone who follows. i'm also a part of a traumagenic osdd–1a system, mituna & sollux introject. i don't partake in any discourse because i don't care. i'm physically & mentally disabled and also autistic. prospit oliveblood (♌️) page of life by the way.

i'm more active on tiktok despite not posting there either. @/gameblorg is my username if anyone wants to follow and my strawpage (carrd/rentry for people that can't code for shit) is a work in progress, which means i'll probably never finish it.

i'll update this a lot so it looks nicer and stuff but hi tumblrians.

[quadrant-horror-stories]

[cw - mentions of suicide and cults]

My kismesis indirectly murdered her entire friend group, and 𓂀 don't know what to do.

𓂀 (Hemoanon) have known this girl (Cerulean) since we were grubs, but we only made it official half a sweep ago. She's the nicest person that 𓂀 know and doesn't really get blackromance the same way 𓂀 do, but our quad is pretty healthy. We rarely meet in-person, only once a few wipes, but we do talk online often.

They asked me to join a blog they were making about three perigrees ago, something about anti-rebellion or justice or something. 𓂀 declined, and they seemed kind of upset about it since some of her other friends (Jade, Gold, Cerulean, Violet and one Hemoanon) would be there too and she really wanted them to meet me. 𓂀 told her 𓂀 don't really deal well with online crowds, especially higher-blooded ones. She was still kind of hurt about it, but she let me off the hook.

A few wipes or so later, she's completely stopped talking to me if it's not about the blog. The entire group's dissolved into petty infighting, and there's a bunch of new people there that neither of us have even met. Someone's claiming to be a cherub and posting disgusting food pictures, some purpleblood keeps saying cryptic shit about fate and getting their head cut off, and apparently one of Grumblr's helmswomen got involved?

𓂀 decide to visit her a little earlier, just to check if they were doing okay mentally as the ringleader of this shitcarnival. First thing 𓂀 notice when 𓂀 arrive is the beheaded corpse of a purpleblood laughsassin outside of her aparthive door. Apparently her name got leaked on some fucking seadweller Shredditor blog and some sick fuck thought it'd be funny to try and off her. Fucking disgusting.

So imagine me, violently pissed off as hell, practically kicking her fucking door down to see if the dumb asshole's alright.

And the first thing 𓂀 see when 𓂀 walk in that room is her surrounded by red string and photos of dead bodies. Sobbing her eyes out, visibly shaking, whispering about how she can't save anyone and about how she's a murderer. Turns out the blog was being used as a breeding grounds for a suicidal animal reincarnation cult behind her back. 𓂀've never seen anyone cry so hard in my life.

𓂀 don't know what to do. What the hell can 𓂀 do? 𓂀 hate her as much as any good kismesis can, but knowing that she indirectly caused all of these deaths without even knowing is just horrible.

,

[fefairys]

now ive got quadrants on the brain specifically kismesissitude because i see the general attitude towards "do you use hs quadrants to label ur irl relationships?" as "i have a moirail/understand having a moirail but the black quadrants just dont work for humans, theyre for a fictional species" or "i have a kismesis but its like a joke" and im like lol. lmao even.

i guess it is my troll kinnie ass but the most common crush i get on people is a pitch one lmao.. my relationship with my fiance started as a kismesissitude and slowly morphed into kismoirailsprits over time, but like, we were a healthy kismesissitude and we still are partly kismesisses! idk if yall saw that gay little interaction we just had (scroll a few posts down on my blog lmao) but like we are still antagonistic towards each other a lot and our relationship started with us hating each other and was built around how much we annoyed each other.

its a very specific feeling and emotion to me! because i have dated people and NOT felt that way, too, so its not like "oh but everyones playfully antagonistic to their partners sometimes!" no no no this is so different. because when i was with my last girlfriend, yeah we would tease each other sometimes, but it wasn't the same feeling as Pitch Romance to me. it's a whole different feeling.

i very often get crushes on people where they annoy the hell out of me. i find them attractive, and even charming at times, but most of the time when they talk im like oh my god you are the most annoying person in the world. i want to make out with you about it. pitch feelings are about being ANGRY that you like you someone so much, to me. like "why the fuck do i like you so much when you're always getting on my nerves. why do i want to be around you all the time even though everything you say pisses me off. why do i want to kiss you." lmao. thats my experience at least! and also wanting to annoy them and rile them up in return. thats how i felt about juice at the start of our relationship, and i still have those feelings towards it now, though i also have other feelings like just plain and simple genuine Love and Affection without the annoyance as well. it fluctuates. depends on if we are annoying each other at the moment or not haha

i've told ppl this and they've been like "oh so its like tsundere" and im just like. I GUESS????? but to me it is so different like i feel like tsundere is when you like someone but cant admit it so you act like you hate them (maybe you even believe that you hate them, but truly, you like them) whereas kismesissitude is truly hating someone, finding them annoying and infuriating, but in an exhilarating way. i hate you and you hate me and its fun to annoy each other and watch each other get all mad.

the quadrant i'd personally never feel the need to be part of is the ashen one because its main purpose is to prevent cheating on ur kismesis and its like. well im polyamorous so. lol. i could see it being used in human relationships if its like, someone who functions as your moirail and helps mediate in arguments you have with other people where you/the other person are getting too angry with each other? i guess?

and also like. treating a moiraillegience as monogamous and something you can "cheat on" someone else with is definitely not the way to go imo. i mean im in a pale throuple rn. we call each other moirails because we trust each other more than anyone with talking about our feelings and stuff! but back in the day i remember people literally being like "he said *paps you* to my moirail what the fuck thats MY moirai only *i* can pap them!l" and its like alright calm down...

[fantroll-dating-pool]

Intro, Rules, and Submission Form

Hello! I'm Plum, and I'm the mod for this blog! Are you looking for a quadmate for a fantroll, but not sure where to start? Well, you can submit a "dating" form here and look through the options submitted by others! I do not do matching personally, but feel free to contact anyone who has made a submission that piques your interest! Below the cut is a submission template, which you can add to at your leisure.

There's only a few rules right now:

No NSFW on this blog

Trolls over 10 sweeps (when they become adults on Alternia) cannot be looking for trolls younger than 10 sweeps.

[Image(s) here, if applicable]

[Link(s) to profile(s) here, if applicable]

Name:

Caste:

Gender:

Pronouns:

Age [can be in years or sweeps, can be an approximation]:

Info: [Add anything you want here!  Some details about their personality can be useful, but anything should work.]

LOOKING FOR [if there's no preference, put “N/A”]:

Quadrants: [Matesprit, Moirail, Kismesis, and/or Auspistice (can be auspistice or looking for auspistice)]

Gender:

Age Range:

Caste [or caste range]:

Qualities: [any other specific things your troll may require in a partner]

[When complete, remove all bracketed text!]

[sickknotdoom]

In a another post you said stuff abt Carroom and i just wanna add; ive begrudgingly accepted it, especially since Blair is one of my favorite Cometkids, but i still dont... actively like it. Especially in the kisswas comic where it was revealed Caroline "liked Doom before Uni even considered it" and it just? I don't know because in the main comic and basically everything before cometcare she was shown actively hating and mocking him. I liked the disagreement between Uni and Caroline in kisswas where she was supposedly uncomfortable because he was a serial killer! Caroline also seems heavily bpdcoded (i have bpd myself so i heavily sympathize with her) and the entire conflict of Uni dating a murderer was interesting! But it felt kinda washed away when she SUDDENLY has a crush on him out of nowhere? AND BEFORE UNI CONSIDERED IT? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was after, since Uni would be there to show her that he does have a good side? I don't know Carroom just feels weird but again i guess i just have to live with it lol

does the whole "i liked him before you even considered it" thing even make sense chronologically? i remember somewhere on the blog stating doom and uni were exes prior to uni getting admitted to the hospital. i likely also have borderline personality disorder and i imagine doom may have it, but maybe im projecting. and from what i can tell, the two fucking hate eachother.

the kisswas/kissmas/kismesis/whatever christmas comic wouldve been decent enough if caroline was like. "i dont want my partner dating a serial killer/inviting a serial killer over to the house" since that would fall more in line with her personality exhibited in the actual comic. and also it wouldnt make sense for her to like doom before his "good side" is revealed, would it? because all she would know is that doom is a serial killer that worked at the hospital that traumatized her and many close to her. i feel like theyre trying to bruteforce every ship theyve conjured up at 2am one night.

speaking of which, i feel like doom giving caroline a smiley face necklace is sorta a dick move since yknow. its resembling the face on her hospital mask. wouldnt it be sorta triggering to her, especially since hes former hospital staff and giving it to a former patient?

but to be fair after having puke dumped on my head i would definitely try to find a way to get back, just my beautiful princess disorder yknow. speaking of which, are we all forgetting this is the same man she Dumped An Entire Bucket Of Barrys Fresh Disgusting Vomit On

i will never not bring this up. caroline despises doom. theyd be kismeses at best, but theyre not trolls soooooooo (yes everything cycles back to my homestuck brain rot) i feel like them having any positive relations would be extremely flawed writing.

in conclusion, #I Think The Clowns Need To Reassess Whats Consistent To The Story Here 👁️_👁️. (only my most obsessed haters understand that reference)

[quintillusesfishtank]

my fantroll

info under the cut

name: kawwaii koneko

blood colour: sugar pink

societal role: seadwweller princess

thoughts on hemospectrum: hates it

thoughts on quadrants: as a heart player she naturally lovves all quadrants but especially the flushed quadrant, she alwways dreamt of havvin a matesprit since she wwas a tiny wwiggler

mutations: sparkly pink blood, cat ears, wwings in her blood colour, immune to sunlight

psychic powwers: all blood caste specific powwers aka psionics like sollux but they look like sparkles instead of light beams due to her classpect, telekinesis, animal communion, mind control (but she doesnt use it because she believves in free wwill), mind readin, heals instantly from any wwound (only sugar pink bloods havve this powwer)

classpect: lord of hope, princess of heart and neko of sparkles, she is already god tier despite nevver evven playin sgrub

lunar swway: derse and prospit, has twwo dreamselvves and both are constantly awwake

strife specibus: wwildcardkind (can use any wweapon)

fetch modus: magical amulet she wwears around her neck, can carry infinite amounts of objects of any size, she can also use her hope powwers to captchalogue any object she imagines into existence

trolltag: iridescentGalatea [IG]

typin quirk: a super cute font wwhich wworks on all vversions of pesterchum/trollian, letter 'i' and any punctuation marks wwith dots in them get the dot replaced wwith a heart, uses lots of heart and sparkle emojis/unicode

matesprit: eridan

moirail: tavvros

auspistice: nepeta, vvriska is wwhatevver you call the other person in an ashen quadrant

kismesis: has a black crush on both equius and karkat, she hates them both so much its impossible to choose betwween them. both return her feelins and fight ovver her.

friends: all the trolls except feferi and the people in her black quadrants

lusus: the actual mother grub

backstory: kawwaii wwas born to the mother grub wwho immediately imprinted on her and refused to let her leavve the broodin cavverns. she should havve been culled for her mutations and unusual blood colour but she wwas so cute none of the drones could bear to cull her, plus the mother grub wwould refuse to accept slurry if they hurt her. she wwas mostly raised by the jades in the cavverns because her lusus wwas too busy makin wwigglers wwhich made her vvery lonely growwin up. wwhen she was eight solar swweeps old her lusus allowwed her to leavve the cavverns wwhere she immediately saww tavvros bein bullied by vvriska (this is an au wwhere sgrub didnt happen). she quickly stepped in to defend tavvros wwho fell in pale lovve wwith her instantly. she and vvriska had a fierce and bitter rivvalry until evventually nepeta had to step in and auspisticise to stop them from killin each other. she met the rest of the trolls through nepeta and tavvros and became flushed for eridan at first sight. she strongly dislikes feferi for bein so mean to him but doesnt dislike her enough to be pitch or ashen for her. she is pitch for equius because he is wweird and creepy and pitch for karkat because he is a jerk (she finds these traits infuriatinly attractivve). she ships gamtavv and reely wwants tavvros to find a matesprit.

context: i wwas readin some x reader fanfics on wwattpad for fun and thought it wwould be good if i made a fantroll to act as the reader character (i dont like imaginin myself as the reader). normally if the fic has a friend character i make that one vvriska evven though kawwaii is supposed to hate her, i just find the idea of vvris bein in evvery fic funny. anywway im sharin kawwaii wwith the wworld (aka the three people wwho look at this blog) because i use this blog almost exclusivvely for shitpostin and figured she wwould fit right in. i do havve actual fantrolls (ovver 20) but you wwill nevver sea them here because i refuse to wwrite paragraphs aboat them in this typin quirk

also heres kawwaiis original design because i think it looks cuter than the one i did digitally

[terminalcorvidae]

Blog Info

(None of this will be in character)

So, I see you've stumbled upon this blog. Before you go digging through my posts, here are some things you'll want to know:

This is a gimmick/rp blog for some OCs of mine. It will only be used for the Grumblr ask blogs

I have 5 different characters currently. They all have distinct typing quirks and text colors, which I will stick to for as long as Tumblr lets me use HTML. I'll list them below the "read more".

My main is @spaceheatertrash, and my art blog is @abbreviated-calibrations.

All posts on this account, excluding this pinned post, will be in-character reblogs

Characters on this blog (Trollian handles will be used in place of their names):

phantasmaGoria [PG] - Rustblood, 9 sweeps old, blind, he/they (singular and plural). His kismesis is [GW].

typing qu_rk l00ks l_ke th_s

("I" is replaced by an underscore, and "O" is replaced by the number 0. Does not capitalize unless capslocked, no punctuation at the end of a message)

gildedWatcher [GW] - Goldblood, 9 sweeps old, dead (possessing [PG]'s eyes), he/him. Pitch for [PG].

Typiing quiirk looks liike thiis.

(Double I's, will occasionally include .mp3 files at the end of a message)

deadpanAnachronisms [DA] - Purpleblood, 10 sweeps old, not a clown, he/any.

Typing quirk looks like This.

(No substitutions, but will capitalize important words for emphasis)

ephemeralFathoms [EF] - Violetblood, 12 sweeps old, he/him.

Typing quirk is vvery basic, but wwho cares...?

(Double W's and V's, and will triple those letters if tired. Ends sentences and messages with an ellipses, followed by other punctuation if necessary. Occasionally makes fish/aquatic puns, will drop the -g on words ending in -ing.)

terminalCorvidae [TC] - Hemoanon (or not, for those in the know), 13 sweeps old, vacillating pale/pitch (aconcupiscent) with a cerulean, he/any/it.

Typing quirk looks like this OR LIKE * THIS * !

(Standard capitalization/punctuation, with asterisks for emphasis. Capslock + extra spaces when he's angry.)

[happyhappyfantrolls]

(I just realized that i only had one canon kismesis ship in my blog that later fell off.)

[homestucktalksback]

you've changed a lot since last time this blog was active. what happened in your life since then?

honestly, i think Δ better question would be "whΔt HΔSN'T chΔnged?"

i don't tΔlk to Δnyone from the "good old dΔys" Δnymore, Δside from rory-- uh, wholock i meΔn. if y'Δll don't know his nΔme. but even so, thΔt's like... only every other sweep.

not to breΔk the fourth wΔll or Δnything, but ive got the memories of severΔl different versions of myself Δll floΔting Δround in my thinkpΔn. so how Δbout i just tell you how things Δre with the most "Δctive" version of myself? she's the most similΔr to the "me" thΔt y'Δll knew.

Δfter SR Δnd i's breΔkup, Δnd his subsequent deΔth, i isolΔted myself for whΔt hΔd to be Δ solid sweep. when i finΔlly cut that shit out, i wΔs Δlone. but i stΔrted slowly-- but surely-- mΔking new friends. some stuff hΔppened, i worked through Δnd got new bΔggΔge, yΔddΔ yΔddΔ yΔddΔ...

these dΔys ive got Δ wonderful moirΔil Δnd, uh... not reΔlly Δ kismesis. not Δnymore. i meΔn-- uh... things Δre complicΔted. i'll kill her eventuΔlly though Δnd it'll be fine im sure!

[wormstuck]

Hi bitch take an 👂 back for Dracma @ Cervin. Ik you haven't even got this post on your blog but teehee :)

LMFAO

I'm answering on Dracma's behalf in case anyone wanted some insight into why he's Like That. you can only get so much from the man himself! he's prickly!

Do they think they are a bad person?:

Do they think they’re a good person?:

moral goodness or badness isn't something dracma ever really considers- that's not what gets you ahead on alternia! he has a rudimentary sense of right and wrong, but it's mostly centered on himself and the handful of people he likes. he definitely thinks cervin is An Asshole but… he likes that about him. lmao.

Do they find them attractive?:

Dracma finds anyone who (as he sees it) accomplishes the kind of highblood masculinity he aspires to to be insanely attractive. As well as insanely irritating. :)

Also aside from that he just thinks cervin is pretty handsome!

Are they a friend or foe?:

A little from bottle A, a little from bottle B.

save or kill?:

Save! He's doing his best!!!

Kiss or diss?

both in rapid succession, as is the kismesis way

[gogogoat495]

[Image ID: Some fake tumblr posts written as if made by the beta trolls from Homestuck. (Transcribed here mostly de-quirked and with the character indicated for ease of screenreader use.)

pouncedeleon (Nepeta) reblogged threshecutioner612 (Karkat): PSA: You're wrong about quadrants. Your moirail is *supposed* to be clingy or overprotective. Your kismesis is *supposed* to be aggressive. It isn't fucking /toxic/ to be in a normal fucking relationship! Just because there's something wrong with your pan doesnt mean you have to paint the rest of us as freaks. #yesyesyes esp on the meowrail thing!!! #the amount of times ive had people be super concerned over me n him is so upsetting. its nice to be looked out for but im fine!!! #i like being his moirail. it makes me feel really impurrtant! im doing my job! #:33 < nep rbs #:33 < not purrbeasts #:33 < not fandom

dragontamerpyrope (Terezi, flagged green by shinigami eyes) reblogged ancestorkin-reactivated (Vriska): ancestorkin (Vriska's deactivated account): Repeat after me!!! What someone else does to imitate their past life is /none/ of your business. If I get another nasty anon saying I've gone "too far" to try and be myself I am going to end up on the fucking news!!! #they hated her for she spoke the truth #or something #fly high 7th ancestorkin iteration

wizard-affirmations (Eridan's sideblog) reblogged self: i cant fuckin believe her its like shes palezonin me on purpose im sick an fuckin tired of this shit cant she fuckin tell already reblog: /for fucks sake stop rebloggin this gog forbid a guy makes a mistake an posts to the wong blog stop assumin shit about me/ #/fuck yourselves/

dualscarred (Eridan, flagged red by shinigami eyes) posted: i have to fuckin kill myself oh my god #theyre just puttin fuckin words in my mouth im gettin fuckin led on and they think they know everythin

hoofbeast-56 (Equius) reblogged self: hoofbeast-facts: /hoofbeast fact/: hoofbeasts are not real reblog by hoofbeast-56: D --> Not true reblog: D --> Your lies sicken me

ancestorkin-reactivated posted: Had to break the mutual because he is unbearably stupid oh my fucking gog. #/its always the most obvious shit too/

fiduspawnmaster4 (Tavros, flagged green by shinigami eyes) reblogged ancestorkin-reactivated: facts-i-just-made-up: /Did you know/: In the production of the first musical rendition of Pupa Pan, fairies were actually discovered to be real, but endangered. unfortunately, they were all killed, badly, during rehearsals, leading to practical effects being used instead. #oh gog, #really,

arisenafterdeath (Aradia) posted: the way my initial grumblr outlasted me only for me to delete it because of old drama #ghostblr #gh0stblr

ancestorkin-reactivated posted: /Literally 8 seconds have passed since ancestorkin is back up for grabs and its gone???/ #/haters literally cannot get me out of their heads./

cuttlefishies (Feferi) posted: He's actually pissing me off #vent #venting #tw vent #vent tw

ancestorkin (Gamzee) posted: Just a normal posse to a guy like me

/End ID]

im not formatting this shit through tumblr mobile . notes app screenshot or leave it

[embroidered-devotion]

Since my usual forum died, I figured I'd make myself a blog, so here I am! Quirk masking for privacy reasons (and because people who quirk publicly tend to have ego problems, but that's none of my business)

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Call me Sir Knight. I'm not appropriating troll British culture with that, thank you very much, and if you see any user claiming otherwise, it's just a sockpuppet from an IRL who is literally obsessed with me? Witch behaviour. honestly. I am basically a real knight, I follow the teachings in every aspect of my life, and live by the honour of the blade. If you cannot respect my title, the block button is right there. Let us cultured users get along in peace

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Pronouns: she/her and xe/xir, if you get them wrong I won't answer you! No excuses! Google is free! The neos aren't conjugated the way that they say on the website though cause I'm not basic. Don't send asks questioning them, what are you, a bigot?

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Relationships: In a kismesitude with M <3< They're currently my cullee but that's for their own well being. People who have issues with cullees dating their cullers, how does it feel to admit you don't think cullees have any autonomy? (Also btw we were together pre-culling, and the culling was only for caste reasons. People hate to see a knight and her princess winning)

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DNI:

⛉ Anyone under 7 sweeps (Go play Lusus Crossing, this is for grownups) or over 20 sweeps (don't you have a job?)

⛉ Anyone who follows UrsaRebellion, supports paw or shares paw's extremist views. (Paw literally tried to kidnap my kismesis once and people will still claim that the extremist behaviour is "for a good cause" shaking my head)

⛉ Casteists and Caste Abolitionists. Not that there's a difference honestly, C/A posters just pretend otherwise. I'm not interested in "good faith debate" with people who haven't a jot of sense

⛉ Those who don't follow the chivalry code of Knighthood. I don't want to be tainted with such uncouth natures

⛉ "Fuchsias". I have trauma around castefaking and pretending to be a higher caste than me is literally abusive harassment.

ooc this is a homestuck roleplay blog. I am roleplaying. This character is being written satirically and is not to be taken as representation of my own beliefs, nor any real person living or deceased

[quadrant-horror-stories]

☔️ AnnihilatoryCynic sent an ask:

/|\- hI sO uh, nOt really sure if this belOngs here Or Over On the cOnfessIOns blOg, but sOmeOne’s gOtta hear It and the cOInflIp landed On yOu. My lIfe’s just fallen tO pIeces arOund me

/|\- It started wIth my frIend, we’ll call them ROulette. It used tO be pretty IntO beIng a clOwn whIch, nOt my busIness tO judge. We were all pretty clOse as a grOup sO lIke, the rest Of us were all “hell yeah have fun wIth yOur facepaInt and general spOOkIness”, nOrmal stuff. Only then ROulette had a mental breakdOwn. Started talkIng abOut endless darkness, beIng cOnsumed, stOrIes It cOuld dO better. We stIll dOnt knOw what happened, but the medIcullers reckOned It was the same thIng that turned theIr blOOd black.

/|\- dropping quirk because otherwise I’ll never get through this

/|\- So, we’re beforan anyway, and Roulette was like. Very much a danger to themself so they got culled by our shared friend Axe. Axe is a lowblood but they were a qualified culler, passed all the tests and some extra. Axe looked after Roulette, which basically meant making sure it was eating, safe and unlikely to go on some kind of violent bender.

/|\- And then Roulette fucking disappeared.

/|\- Axe got weird after that, they didn’t leave Roulette’s house for ages, like they were locked inside. We thought they were grieving so we tried to come by and help but no dice. They didn’t leave for months. And when they did? They ran for days straight, like they were being chased or something. Their kismesis probably knows more than me about that

/|\- and then one day while running, Axe got hit by a scuttlebuggy in front of said kismesis and Gavel, the last member of this group and my lifelong red crush. I don’t know the exact middle stages of this but Gavel and the kismesis take them inside and they fucking. Hit themself in the face with their own axe

/|\- Their kismesis had a mental breakdown about it which, yeah. I would too. And he gets culled, as does Gavel because turns out th3y’re a mutant and were hiding it to go to legislacerator school??

/|\- and now I’m all on my own. All but one of my friends are dead and the one who’s alive is in fish jail. It’s like we were fucking cursed or something

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