#this is XTRA STRENGTH POWER DEODORANT. PACKAGING HAS LIGHTNING. smells of WHO KNOWS. you put this on to FUCK!!!!!
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men's deodorants are so fucking funny it's all "i need stuff that makes me smell like TREES and SALT and LEATHER and TABASCO SAUCE and i need it in a bottle that looks like PESTICIDES"
#wood salt and leather being real scents i've encountered#it's either that or they don't specify the scent at all it's just. stay fresh. sports. musk.#what the Fuck does it smell like i feel like that's the least i should know about a deodorant#women's make so much sense it's like. flower. with a picture of the flower on the bottle. you know what you're getting#plus it's not fucking around about being something you put on to smell good ykwim like. fun colorful packaging#men's it's like STAINLESS STEEL BLACK BLACK BLACK AND RED WARNING DANGER DANGER#this is XTRA STRENGTH POWER DEODORANT. PACKAGING HAS LIGHTNING. smells of WHO KNOWS. you put this on to FUCK!!!!!
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