#this is NOT actually all i bought bc i bought gifts for friends LOL

[bluejaybytes]

I was at Phoenix Fan Fusion this weekend! And went fucking apeshit! Here's my ENTIRE merch haul, including the prints I'm getting mailed home, and the commission of my and @shark-train 's fursonas as furbies in love

[guinevereslancelot]

i love christmas yet i'm dreading it bc i can never stop spending soo much money i do not have on little gifts for my friends and family 🥲

[dahfloofysmol]

HELLO. This is the official post for YouTube kids’ surprise party on the 27th of March. Any and all gimmick blogs welcomed!

Some roles we need are:

-DJ [real-pollo-campero]

-great DJ (as per requested 🤨) [spotify-kids-real]

-video jockey [buildabearfr]

-Someone to make the cake [forever21-official]

-Puncher server [big-mayo-official]

-Decorator [barns-and-noble-official]

-Party crasher(s) [officialtinder and youtubefr and actually-kroger]

-Corner Person [Pinterest, yahooo-official, reallytimhortons]

-Person who’s dealing with a crazy sugar high [firewaysubs and zotap]

-Emotional support [walmart and def-bjs-guys]

-Mom [Krista the art program and Canadian tire] AND dad friend

-Birthday person IS taken (obviously lol)

-Someone to bring snacks [incognito-mode-official]

-Ring Leader (person in charge of the games) [totally-official-yahoo]

-person who performs a special but confusing (and overly translated) version of happy birthday [google translate ]

-piñata [firehouse-subs-fr]

-setting off fireworks [google-news-official]

-here for the food and bringing tWO DOGS!!! OMG DOGS!!!!! [swearification-and-cursing]

-person currently trying tO EAT THE CAKE!! STOP THAT!!! [shakespeare-official-account]

- stopping the Cake Eater [wow-google-maps]

- putting spiders (?????) under the cake [true-blue-straya]

- the person that is every bisexuals awakening [it’s-target-official]

-pops in for the last 5 minutes with a card + a store bought cake [the-real-google]

- gay wine uncle [the-McDonald’s]

- creepy uncle (???) [rick-e-chedder-official]

-single rich aunt who disappears every night at specifically 8:00 pm [totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese]

-shapeshifts between wine aunt and vodka uncle, and the comic relief [the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

- bringing lights so we aren’t all dancing in the dark [real-vivaldi-browser]

- summoning Satan under the table with a bottle of whiskey and pancakes (??????????) [definitely-canada]

-person asking weirdly specific and absurd questions [actual-aspec-military]

-the COOLEST cousin [support-speaks]

-cousin who hangs out in the corner and looks like they know something you dont [the-official-publix]

-person who hits on everyone at the party even though they’re already dating 2 ppl [fr-winn-dixie]

-contributes Ziploc® bags [totally-scjohnson]

-bringing burritos [the-real-chipotle]

-YouTube's kids southern aunt who blesses everyone's hearts bc they think theyre dumb most of the time [i-bless-your-heart]

-middle school cousin who argues with anyone and everyone to look cool [wallyworld-the-unofficial]

-gives oil (?????????????) and branded pens as party favors [truly-jcjenson]

-the strange neighbor kid who talks to no one but sings the loudest and brings a weird yet tasteful gift [the-real-aperture-science]

-bringing Walmart sugar cookies [not-really-discord]

-guy bringing the Knives [wheatley-labs-official]

-joining in on the games [totally-official-yahoo]

-the disco ball [jollibee-real]

-that one uncle with lore of untold numbers of deaths involved, and that includes guns [partycityistotallyofficailguy]

And any other role I haven’t stated!! I’ll accept pretty much anything

In case what you pick is already chosen, tag your second option ;p

—>The biggest part of the surprise party is wishing YouTube kids a happy birthday, but in the most creative way possible. In the “ask me” works, but literally anywhere; on your blog or on a post from anywhere (that you know they’d be okay with a little shenanigans) works wonderfully.

->Also, saying happy birthday is awesome, but spicing it up would be more fun!!! Day Of Birth, One of Awakening, Oh Child of the 27th, and any other batshit way to say “happy birthday” would both be awesome and absolutely hilarious.

Again, invite any and all gimmick blogs, and feel free to let me know what you’d want to do! We attack on the 27th >:DD

ADDITIONAL NOTE: sometimes there will be more than one person in each role! I do actively encourage for people to come up with silly and niche roles if you think of one ;D

ON THE 24th I WILL NO LONGER TAKE ROLLS!!!! Spread the word please!

@barnes-and-noble-official @basically-bumble @totallyofficialtacobell @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bing @officialtinder @officially-google-translate @officially-ikea @official-fedex @incognito-mode-official @forever21-offical @officialkfc @kfc-official @k-f-c-official @life360-i-swear @xgames-blog @cars-official @big-mayo-official @bingle-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @nasa @wow-google-maps @wallyworld-the-unofficial @walmart-the-official @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @yahooo-official @unfortunate-wattpad @firewaysubs @firefox-official @pinterest-real @spotify-kids-real @duothelingo @definitely-wikipedia @firehouse-subs-fr @google-2point0 @gimmick-thief

[splxtduxlies]

yes i kno i do a lot of agent 24 headcanons but what if. pearlina headcanons

(aka the other splatoon ship that makes up most of my brain's space)

so at this point i think we all pretty much get their lore - marina was an octoling solider that heard the inkantation at the end of splat1 and fled from underground, pearl was a richy rich inkling who wanted to start a band, they make out they get married they adopt agent 8 yk the Canon

marina's first impression of pearl was "wow this short inkling girl can scream"

pearl's first impression of marina was that she looked cool and would make her band stand out from the rest bc of her "weird" look (pearl canonically did not know marina was an octoling lol) it wasnt long until "cool" became "shes pretty cute actually" and then "wow shes beautiful" and it just went downhill from there

for pearl she definitely fell in love with marina's looks first,, shes not even gonna lie,, she can be a lil shallow lesbian smh

marina for. obvious reasons cant say she ever found inklings physically attractive, given the. yk. propaganda in the underground

so for her she really admired pearl's inner beauty first and most

i like to think marina was not on the ground *at all* when she was in the military. definitely the one controlling the tech from the sidelines so she never really had to hold a weapon

hence, marina cannot fight. she's too pretty & she will cry

okay well she did grow up underground so she can hold her own when she needs to but she gets frazzled easily and a little overwhelmed. definitely tries to talk or manipulate her way out of tough situations

pearl, surprisingly on the otherhand, can and will beat the shit out of a grown man

well she's scrappy so she'll bite them and claw at them and kick in their shins and they'll run away but not without literal chunks bitten out of them

anything for her queen ✨️🌸

when marina agreed to make a band with pearl, pearl was so excited she immediately suggested marina move into her home (her bodyguards were horrified)

marina,,, immediately politely declined and pearl helped her get an apartment instead

basically, despite appearances and titles, pearl is not the princess who needs protecting by marina , she thinks of it Very differently

pearl's love language is, obviously, words of affirmation and gift giving

her way of "courting" marina was buying her tons of stuff and offering to have people do everything for her so she doesnt have to lift a finger

it worked for all pearl's exs sooooo should work for this octo baddie right (she is not right)

marina's love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation...actually its mostly physical touch lol

yk marina hugging pearl so hard they fall on the ground at the end of octo expansion. and then she keeps Going

marina is "baby i want the most high tech weaponry on the black market" and pearl is definitely "my baby gets whatever she wants laws be damned"

growing up a only child in a family with a LOT of money means pearl definitely got the spoiling but. she never got the feeling of spoiling Someone Else and she prefers that waay more

marina does not have expensive tastes,,, but she doesnt mind being spoiled sometimes as a treat i meann it would be rude to decline n she was raised to be polite soooOO

if marina's friends from the octoling barracks saw the stuff pearl buys her now they would be in Shock

but dont forget,,, marina was team love so shes not overly impressed by *all* the gifts

of all the fancy music gear and clothes and things pearl has bought her marina's favorite gift has just been plain ole flowers

they dont grow underground obviously but theyve always captured marina, the smell the look the different varieties she loves them

when marina thinks of the beauty and joy of being above ground first she thinks of pearl, and then she thinks of flowers

pearl catches on that marina likes flowers and starts ordering her tons of bouquets and starts lining the hallways leading to her apartment with floral gifts and flowers in the shape of her head and all kinds of junk

marina accepted the gifts. politely ofc

but her fondest memory is of her and pearl doing a photoshoot for an album in a wildflower meadow. marina looked so beautiful and Pearl's crushing was driving her crazy so she gathered a bunch of random flowers in her fist and shoved them in marina's face because she had to give her Something or she was gonna loose it

marina felt so fond, she keeps the dry and crumpled flowers in a locket with her all the time

at some point pearl realized marina likes it better when She opens the door for her first instead of pearl's bodyguards so now pearl rushes to every door to open it for marina before anyone else can

*bodyguard opens car door for pearl on side* *pearl runs to the other side of the car to open the door for marina*

pearl snores and drools like a dad of 4 who works a blue collar job 5 days a week and luckily marina is a heavy sleeper.

marina is the small spoon exclusively,,, when they fall asleep. when they wake up pearl is wrapped in marinas arms AND tentacles and she can't Move

whenever they get into fights pearl Always is the one to apologize. not just because shes usually the one whose wrong but marina is scary good at being cold (surprisingly given how affectionate and sweet she is with pearl) and pearl absolutely Hates it, its like the world feels wrong

everyone notices because marina is usually all over her, so pearl gets pressured by her bodyguards to apologize too (they always know shes in the wrong)

marina makes it look easy,,, but shes usually moments away from apologizing herself bc she misses her pearl so much

pearl is one of those people who makes sounds and hand motions to express feelings and marina is usually the only one who understands

marina has literally made a powerpoint presentation on all the things she loves about pearl in great detail. and she will present it do not test her

she's perpetually in the "crushing phase" and gets so excited to spend time with her and pearls like "babe we've been married for 2 years i see u every night and day"

if i was allowed to keep going i would never stop-

[finn-macuncool]

I’m just gonna ramble here bc I can lol.

I had a great time at the Beast in Black concert in Seattle! It was actually my first time ever doing stuff in Seattle (I’ve technically been there before but just at the airport and train station).

My thoughts on the trip:

I had to drive 5 hours out which honestly wasn’t too bad, cruise control is my best friend lol. It suddenly got super rainy in the pass, which is expected of Seattle, but it was a bit scary going through that with very windy roads. Very beautiful scenery tho.

Seattle roads are AWFUL. I HATE the way they are set up, they make the roads in my town look logical, which is saying a lot.

I accidentally got there a few hours earlier than I expected, so I just sorta shuffled around the Fred Meyer and got a Starbucks coffee bc I had a gift card lol. I was surprised to find that every establishment I went to had codes on their bathrooms. Like I knew Seattle was hostile to its homeless population but damn.

The whole trip I had to constantly decide if I looked more feminine or masculine and which bathroom was probably safer for me, which is exhausting. I was wearing a good amount of jewelry but I forgot to shave or else I could’ve easily more passed as feminine, but even with a little bit of beard scruff people generally still used she/her for me (I use he/they but it’s whatever).

Now the concert bit:

It started raining in good ol Seattle fashion as we waited in line outside, and while I’m used to rain I did get quite soaked lol. My denim vest and flannel were pretty good at keeping me warm tho.

The venue was very very small, which was cool but it also got very warm very fast lol. I bought a t shirt before the show started, and had to wriggle out of my flannel at one point and tie it around my waist.

I went by myself bc I don’t have any irl friends who like metal, but I was quickly “adopted” by this one group of friends which was fun. I got very close to the stage, like only one row in front of me, which is helpful bc I’m short lol. The opener was Dance With the Dead, which is only instrumentals, no vocals. But surprisingly they managed to keep the energy up the whole time, and they definitely loved what they were doing. I forgot to bring ear plugs, but one of the guys next to me offered me some after I mentioned that lol. The guard at first thought he was giving out drugs but he showed that they were just earplugs lol. I was starting to get really tired tho, since I had driven 5 hours and was standing and jumping and head banging a lot. I was feeling a little dizzy and hoped I didn’t pass out before the main event.

Then Beast in Black finally came out, and somehow they managed to completely rejuvenate me lol, I had so much more energy. At one point I did take the ear plugs out again so that I could fully experience the music (and they were causing a weird buzzing sensation in my ears).

Ahhhhhh they were just so fantastic!! So much fun, so much energy, very interactive and humorous. Someone brought a whole bunch of mini Finnish flags and they were pleasantly surprised by that. The whole crowd was very energetic too, and not really any shoving like I’ve seen at other concerts. Someone handed them a plastic cowboy hat and they all took turns wearing it lol. They said that they do plan on coming back to Seattle again, and I’ll make sure to go again bc it was such a good experience. Maybe by then I’ll have convinced more friends to like their music lol.

After that I drove to the nearest rest stop and slept a bit in my car, then went back home. I’m very sleepy now but in a good way.

Here’s the shirt I got, and I’ll probably make a another post with the videos I got (I only got two videos of the choruses of some of my favorite songs, but I didn’t get any more bc I just was really in the moment)

[bearbonespdf]

tired but i cant sleep so im postingggggggg

me and my pack (which we call ourselves as mostly a joke) did a secret santa/christmas party a couple days ago! ofc bc i (and a few others) have 0 chill, i got/made everyone a few gifts. when it comes to giving gifts, ESPECIALLY handmade ones, i get... nervous to say the least. but never fear! everyone had really good reactions to the gifts i gave! which im gunna list using "code names", which is lightly unnecessary but fun

Been There Done That: so i got him this tinnyyyyy lil keychain he asked for. its from a small artist we both like, she draws these cute lil girls with fruit themes and then make a moldy version of it! (@/feefal on insta) i also went through a bag of starbursts and gave him the pink and red ones cuz he only likes those and a lavender candle. the best gift, however, was a framed picture of our other friends ass :3 he laughed so fucking hard i was so so so happy he found it funny

Wheezer: i crocheted it a brown and green star crossbody bag! its lined with grey flannel fabric and has a phone pocket. unfortunately the strap was a little too long but i think he's gunna hem it. i also gave him a moon projector and a wasteland baby! hozier cd. it screamed when he saw the cd lol

The Ass: this beloved friend got some of my old lace chokers that i can't wear (aversion to things around my neck), a dog enrichment bowl, and some bracelets i made. i am REALLY proud of these bracelets. he has osdd and has 4 alters including himself (host) so i made 4 bracelets. each ine was specifically made to match how i perceive each alter and has a corresponding playing card charm (ace of hearts, queen of diamonds, king of clubs, and the joker) when i gave him the bracelets he got super excited and hugged me superrrr hard. the joker bracelet has a vivid warm color pallet using chip beads and round brass beads, the staple r 2 tiny silver dragonfly beads i found. the queen of diamonds is a mixture of these gorgeous maroon round beads and obsidian beads with a little bit of gold metal beads. the ace of hearts was almost entirely rose quartz round beads with a heart shaped one in the middle, two oblong opalite beads frame the card charm. finally the king of clubs is garnet and obsidian ship beads with a LOT of misc metal beads and a red evil eye bead.

Bird Brain: OK OK OK OK ok i am SO proud of myself on these gifts cuz im pretty sure they LOVED them. first i gave him a shirt, which is technically from Been There Done That, but we had argued about who git to keep the shirt when he was auctioning it off (i tried to let them have it and they tried to let me have it). They tried to give it back but i guilted him into keeping it :3. second i got him a stuffed lamb. pretty average right? WRONG! i found the exact same lamb stuffie that they had as a child and lost. so ofc i bought it, painstakingly hand washed it for a couple hours (we both have contamination paranoia so i HAD to make it CLEAN), slept with it sitting on my pillow for a few nights until the party (so it wuldnt get lonely in the box) and gave it to him. their reaction scared me for a second, cuz all they said was "it's my lamb" and stared blankly at it for a good few minutes. i realized pretty quickly that it was the opposite of a bad look, so that was a problem solved quickly. around the lambs neck were a couple bracelets i also made, one with bloodstone beads and a black evil eye and the other with purple goldstone beads, obsidian beads, amethyst chips, and a skull charm. the last gift was specifically tailored to their special interest and im SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR THINKING OF IT and actually executing it well. i bought a hunting knife with a wooden handle so i culd carve a special lil symbol into it. the knife is called a godkiller knife from the slenderverse series everyman hybrid, it belongs to HABIT. when i tell u he SQUEALED and started stimming so hard i thought theyd fall over /hyp. we're on a trip rn and they brought the knife and lamb so id say i did good? i also actually have a plan to hand make them smth fun soon but he doesnt know what it is so shhhhhh im not saying it here :3

( @yourlocalcorvidcryptid )

Miss(ter) Peregrine: i feel horrible about it but im still not done with his gift. im crocheting him a blanket out of acrylic yarn in the shape of a star (hell evil satan) so i got him some other stuff to make up for it. i gave him some small rocks, magnetic bookmarks, and a green bracelet that matches his eyes all stuffed in an empty pill bottle. i also gave him some stickers and packing tape :) he was pretty chill about everything, he loved the blanket and was fawning over how pretty the bookmarks are so i think he liked it all.

( @pumpkinnsoda )

2D: this motherfucker was my secret santa so i got their ass a LOT. i got him a pair of crocs that have a light blue and beige marble that i knew he'd love cuz hes been talking about wanting crocs forEVER. i also got them 6 weed charms, 2 eggplant charms, and 2 Trolls charms from the Trolls 3 movie, for the sake of humor. additionally i got them weed print socks, which i used to hide the fact that i also got him a new underworks chest binder. he's been super needing an actually good binder so im estatic this one worked. i got them a bag of their favorite chocolate as a fun lil treat too. finally i also crocheted them a star bag! i used yarn they picked out and didnt have time to line it unfortunately :( but i think i made up for it with other stuff!!

Bagel Boys Dundundundun Bagel Boys Dundundundun Bagel Boys Dundundundun With Cream Cheese: SO IM ALSO REALLY PROUD OF ONE SPECIFIC GIFT IN THIS BATCH. i made it a sweater which was not crocheted, unfortunately. i was *shudder in horror* hand sewing a jack-o-lantern face into it. i don't think i did super well, much to my dismay. its ok i can make it up by making them smth else later on. i gave them a tiny little wooden turtle that i found since they really like ninja turtles. i gave it some earring making supplies that it asked for a while back. and lastly, my pride and joy, i got them the official wings of fire guidebook, hardcover. now this book contains 2 of the best things in the WORLD: dragons and world-building. from what ive seen my dearest friend has lost their SHIT over this book. theyve been reading it very slowly so as to savor it. its face when i gave it the book was BEAUTIFUL their jaw was DROPPED

( @astronomical-bagel )

Nyan Cat: ok last one! i gave them a pair of crocs as well, that i had them pick out while we were in the store together. they chose black and got like 4 cute lil charms (that i dont remember). i also gave them a pearl choker with fake blood dripping from it. i wore it to my prom but will never wear it again and i knew theyd LOVE it. i didnt get a chance to make anything for them, but i do eventually wanna crochet them a strawberry bag lined with very gothic fabric, as is their aesthetic LMAO

( @salemsmushroom )

ok thats all :3

[crystalmonk5579]

Haii totally not a suspicious blog post for my bestie @ninjapaste >:3c

Bazhagen/Duke Wyatt

A/n: NONE OF THESE ARE CANNON BESIDES THE EAR WIGGLES AND THE EAR PETS OK?! I'm literally just doing this bc Robyn is asleep and I don't wanna bother them lol anyways let's begin!!!

~~o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o haiiiiio⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o~~

Bazhagen:

Ok, pets fucking start off with the obvious, his ears are sensitive. Like not really sensitive where it could be painful, but like, lil tingles when you touch em.

His bf Lucian(my oc) will pet his ears sometimes

This mofo can get jealous as easily as a fly and flap it's wings. Like Lucian could be talking to someone from Durmitch and if they do ONE WRONG THING IT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING DEATH GLARE FOR THE REST OF THE COVO

Very into pda but I feel like that's a given bc of his out going natured personality

This man will constantly tease Lucian Abt anything so be fucking careful when you're around baz, he will never stop reminding you of embarrassing things. Like you guys could be talking and he could call you kale teeth in reference to when you were talking to your crush and you had a piece of kale in-between your teeth.

Doesn't trust wild animals in Durmitch for three reasons, 1.) They're probably dangerous 2.) They could be used as listening devices for some magical people! And 3.) Lucian might adopt them and they're gonna steal his bfs attention away from him >:(

Honestly, I think he might be really fucking good at rock climbing for some reason...

This man is willing to pick up his small 5' bf and just smother him with kisses in public, no holds back all out, just to either scare someone off or just to show he loves his bf sm

Willing to just show up unannounced and bring you gifts if he ever senses you are sad one singular bit. "Heyyy, I saw you were acting not like yourself, and really really sad for whatever reason so I bought out an entire bakery with my friends money, you wanna watch the real elf house wives?"

HEAVY ASS SLEEPER ISTG IT WILL TAKE A FUCKING MILLION MAN MARCHING BAND TO WAKE HIM UP A LIL BIT/hj

I think he might really be into soda or root ear floats in a modern au

I think he might also really like axe throwing too, both as practice for fighting and competition!

This man's hair is so so so fucking rough and jaggy like look at it, it looks like a susuwatari from studio Ghibli movies except they're all greased up and spiked to make him look cool

I don't think he actually likes the leather pants he wears, like they're very restrictive and not good for fighting, not to mention it must fucking itch badly since I'd assume Durmitch woods are kinda like rainforests. And we all know that leather pants + humid/wet rainy areas= ITCHY ITCHY!!!!/neg but eh, who gives a shit!?! He looks cool in em

Cry baby when he gets a cold "OUGHHHHH LUCIAN WHY MUST YOU ABANDON MEEEEE?!!?!?" "....babe you have a mild cold, you'll be fine in a couple of days" "*sniffling and sobbing* WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?"

Duke Wyatt:

His hair is so fucking soft istg, it looks so fluffy and soft and nice to touch

I bet he smells like dandelions and tree sap from the woods

Modern day au I think this man would have a skincare routine ngl

I think if he could I would actually be really really good at drawing!!! Like omfg I bet his penmanship from song wriitng

Man will sometimes unconsciously death grip Lucian while he's cuddling him by accident

Would slightly die inside if his favorite patisserie would go out of business and he couldn't get his almost croissants anymore

This man gives like the bestest hugs ever istg, they're tight and soft at the same time and theyre long but not too long that they over stay their welcome

Honestly....he'd slay in a summer dress, LIKE ESPECIALLY THOSE DAINTY WHITE ONES WITH SUNFLOWER PRINTS THAT GO SO WELL WITH A SUN HAT

Very very good at dexterity shit with his hands bc of wood carving, speaking of hands!

Very calloused and gritty on the sides bc of accidently nicking himself while making flutes and other wooden things, carrying logs, wood cutting etc etc

HE IS A FUCKING HEATER WHEN JT COMES TO CUDDLING, HE IS PERFECT FOR EXTRA COLD WINTER NIGHTS

(Modern au)Hates and I mean HATES SCARY AND GORY MOVIES WITH ALL HIS HEART

Actually more of a cat person than a dog person, as much as he gives off golden retriever bf vibes tho, they're just a lot calmer and more nice to be around...and they won't chew up his flutes!!!

(modern au) any movie relating to animals dying like a dogs purpose, Marley and me, etc etc. They make him go through all the stages of grief for a 5 day period.

He really really likes flannels too!!

That's it for now y'all!!! Have a nice day/night/evening!!

~~(⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ byeeeeeee ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠⊂⁠)~~

[luffysprincess]

princess amiraaa let down your hair <3 do ur favs and u have smth special planned for valentine’s day? <3 anything you feel like doing? or are yall lazing at home? <3

Cora!!! Hi pretty!! I do indeed have plans w the faves!! (Not all tho bc I’m too big of a whore for my mind to catch up)

Bachira and I are actually waking up super early this Valentine’s. We’re driving to our local flower shop before opening bc we’re buying it clean out. And then we’re going over to Yu’s house, using the spare key she gave us and displaying the flowers everywhere. Petals on the floor (those will be fake bc I don’t like ripping flowers apart) and just flowers of all colors everywhere for his mom bc she deserves a surprise this valentine. We are also making her breakfast in bed. But after that we are dipping to go back home and have a chill day together. Or so I thought!! Bc actually in the time we were out decorating Yu’s house for her, Megs hired a team to put up a bunch of flowers and balloons etc etc for me at our place. The gesture def makes me teary eyed. Anyways the rest of the day onwards is pretty chill. We make dinner together and dance to So This Is Love and make love while the Shrek movie plays in the background. It’s a great time ᰔ

Me and rinnie are going out for lunch at our fave restaurant and then hes panicking when I say I don’t want dessert bc he did the cliche thing and hid my valentines gift in there. We end up taking cake to-go but I’m just not in the mood for it so the entire day he’s trying to hint at me trying the cake in hopes I’ll finally eat it. He feels bad bc he thinks that i think that he forgot to get me something, but in my head I’m like “awww he got me flowers. I’m the luckiest girl ever 🥰💕✨💖”. Anyways!!! In the evening we go glow night tubing with some friends bc they’ve got a valentines night discount (mainly the inarizaki crew and their gfs. it a big group date lol) and it’s not till after we come back home and get settled in our pjs that I decide I’m in the mood for somethinf sweet. At 11:58pm is when rin hears me screaming an “OMG YOU DID NOT!!” from the kitchen bc I finally found the ring. (It’s not an engagement ring btw, but a pretty ring nonetheless) It becomes a very funny story we love to share at parties/events ᰔ

Me and reo have a tradition on valentines and it’s that we have two months before valentines where I can’t show him what I’ve bought. It’s all stuff for me (shoes, dresses, lingerie, perfumes, etc etc) and then on the day of, we have a little fashion show of my haul. Except he goes all in bc he knows how I’ve always wanted to be a model but can’t bc in my au with him I’m a fashion designer and no fashion designer models their own clothes. Anyways, he rents out the venue for just the two of us, makes the playlist, and caters the food. And then the rest of the evening is just me trying out a bunch of clothes and accessories on for him. It doesn’t seem like it would take too long to get through my haul but he gave me two months and no spending limit. Also everytime I walk out in a lingerie set he pats his lap and asks me to ride him and who am I to say no to a mikage. So that also lengthens the process, but it’s a good thing he rented the venue out for the whole day ᰔ

[nhoongmeep]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEET TOMATO

*ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ*˗ˏˋ 🍅 ˎˊ˗*ฅ૮ ･ᴥ ･ აฅ*

This is an appreciation post for my sweet tomato black cat.

hehe welcome to your theme birthday party that I've been preparing for the longest time. this is probably the first time I have organized sth like this so as you can see, a lot of cháy chương trình that happen lol, (sori bb make you wait so long)

as you already know and experienced it, it's a grocery core theme birthday, it's tapping into one of our oldest conversations about the ideal date is grocery shopping tgt, and then making meal. sth about the grocery just so lovely and nostalgic and it make us lost int the place with so many options. i don't know about you but the grocery was the most magical place growing up for me, maybe the sign of capitalism just pop up at a really young age lol. and also it also went back to the time we went grocery shopping tgt, then cooked and absolutely wrecked bottles of soju and the hmo cake this year =)))))))))))) overall, cute aesthetic,, fitting into the tomato theme, and nostalgia. i guess it is just my way of saying I love to hangout w you in all these fun places, but I would love to go through the most mundane part of life with you, grow with you day by day, and even the most boring task is so enjoyable with you in it.

and tomato is because youre the tomato to my strawberry, we like they look so alike yet still so different, like us. if I'm being honest =))))))))) I have so many more things on the list of tomatoes I want to buy for you, but the box is already full and as you can see I barely manage to pull this off, so probably next year, or I just drop it little by little to you. ANd it's way more fun to collect things little by little than just a huge box of everything one time right =)))))))) see this as your dandelion girl's first shelf of crayon, my tomato girly. things like a sticker book, tomato washi tape, and tomato pen,... for months I create this elaborate shopping list and scratch half of those out bc it's not special enough =))))))))))) honestly the hunt is so fun and I hope you experience the thrill like I did. that reminds me. i bought moldable plastic and shrinkable paper to make phone charm for you, the crochet took too much time and too much wing-it energy for me to make those, so hmu when you wanna do a little art and craft workshop =)))))))))))) with this we can basically make any shit we want =)))))))))))))))))

(at one point I did consider just give you the actual tomatoes box I bought =))) but decide not to bc I'm afraid it might rot/squish into other things lol, I end up making tomato soup on your birthday)

But honestly, i want to use the excuse that, this is a milestone birthday so I want to go all out, but you know for me every birthday is a milestone and you my baby deserve everything in the world that I can get you, my absolute attention and affection. i love you a lot. (not sure where I'm going w this but let's go no beta we die like all our favourite characters) I think you are and the only one that get me, get my excessive gift giving habit and only with you can I show my affection so unfiltered, or worry about the implications or social norm or some shit. you are very dear to my heart and I just plan to show you how much that is.

i think we have had this conversation before but we are just so alike and parallel in almost everything, and I'm so glad we are, we bond together, grow together until we have such a strong and lasting bond that even when we are no longer in sync (like, we are at a different phase of our lives, living our lives/ dealing with our trouble on different pace,..) I don't have the slightest of doubt that we wont be there anymore or thing would fall apart (which you know it's like the biggest nightmare and insecurities of mine) I don't ever think I could ask for a better friend, a better soulmate, a better twinflame.

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i know 2023 and 2024 were throwing you a lot of hardships, each year had it own challenges that are thrown at you. it's the on and off of the workforce that affecting you so much, 2023 was too much and 2024 was too little. i know you have a lot of stress about it and sometimes I was not there to support you. sorry honey pie. but I'm so so glad that no matter how hard life gets, no matter how down in the pit you was, you're resilient enough to get back and make it your bitch. and I feel like that was because you are becoming more and more in touch with your feelings inside, and allow yourself to feel and process stuff, make boundaries with friends and be able to say how you feel and what you want. I'm honestly so glad and so proud of you for that. like compared to the stuff I wrote for you years ago, I can see so much progress in you that I cant help but to cry a little. And this time around, 2025, you got a new place, a new job, basically close a chapter of your life to begins the next one, and I'm so excited for you about that. i hope this time around the new job, you get to enjoy more of your surrounding and do what you like rather than just survival mode for another ten hours shifts every day. it seems to be a tough and challenging job, but I have no doubt you gonna ace that job since being chronically online is what we do for free everyday and now someone is paying you to be it, dream. it's really a year we follow our career now and I have nothing but the best wish for us in the future. you're as tough and mature as I can strive to be, and I hope you will never lose your childlike spark wonders when the world is hard. I'll right by your side to remind you that, and enable each and every behaviours of yours. I'll be here to witness all the phases of your life, all the personalities you choose, all the lifestyle you made, no matter it's orange, black cat, tomato or anything more in the future, I cant wait to meet you and love every part of you

*ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ*˗ˏˋ 🍅 ˎˊ˗*ฅ૮ ･ᴥ ･ აฅ*

from your strawberry.

[borom1r]

Hitting you with all the Halloween asks 👀 (def don’t have to answer all of them if brain no brain but!)

yeeeeeeeeee hell yea

👻 - Favorite costume you've worn on Halloween? — OGH. thats harddddd ummm favorite BOUGHT costume? Michael Myers (I got a rlly nice Trick r Treat mask as an early birthday gift) but last year I made a Crow costume and im actually still rlly proud of that. also my Severen Near Dark costume bc ive used that for Halloween And for Crypticon

🎃 - Favorite Halloween tradition? — costumes OBVS but i love handing out candy if im at home ngl. if im not ill usually go see a scary movie w a friend

✨ - Best Halloween memory? — taking my lil bros trick r treating w my bestie :3

💀 - What age did you stop trick or treating? — 16?? idk I was still trick r treating w friends in high school

⚰️ - Have you seen any of the classic monster movies? — ya ofc. Frankenstein + Bride, the Wolfman, Dracula, the Invisible Man, Creature from the Black Lagoon. haven’t seen the Mummy yet but u know

🎵 - Favorite Halloween song? — CLASSIC Halloween song? I really like Riboflavin-flavored Non-carbonated Polyunsaturated Blood. fav from a movie? Killer Klowns by the Dickies. fav for like, vibes? Maria by Harley Poe

😱 - Scariest Halloween memory? — ummmm idk I used to be terrified of animatronics + I’d refuse to walk by Halloween sections in stores sjfjhdjdj

🧛 - Favorite movie monster/character? — MONSTER? werewolves duh lol. Character tho…… mmmmmnm ok this feels like cheating bc I kin him but also I’m just thinking of movies I always watch around Halloween so: Stu Macher Scream

🔮 - Favorite childhood Halloween movie? — HRM. Scary Godmother!! (tho I also rlly like the 2003 Haunted Mansion movie)

🕷️- Do you decorate for Halloween? — YESSSSS always

🦇 - Favorite non-scary Halloween movie? — WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!!!!!!

🧹 - Have you ever made your own costume? — ya many times :3

🔪 - Favorite Horror movie? — THATS HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDD idk I’ll say Ginger Snaps but it really depends on the genre

🍬 - Favorite candy? — Reese’s :3

👀 - Do you like being scared? — YE if I’m with ppl, I don’t like being scared Alone

🧟 - Zombie movies? Yes or No? — depends tbh. sometimes they’re fun sometimes they suck. bigbig fan of Shaun of the Dead

🩸 - Do you like Haunted Houses? — yep :3 even tho I get spooked easily

🦴 - Did you ever get anything other than candy trick or treating? — yea lol you’d get little toys n stuff all the time in my area. like party favor type junk but it was still fun to get

[princessdreamie]

DBH part 7

Character references: Na: Naomi (daughter of Kai & Julie), Bu: Bully (son of Nicole and Clayton), N: Nicole, Ct: Clayton, St: Stanley (child psychologist), Co: Cornelia (St’s assistant & Mitchell’s gf), C: Chance, E: Eric, S: Selena, Se: Seth (son of Eric & Selena), Lo: Loid (Bully’s minion/self-proclaimed bestie), Fa: Fabian (one of C’s friends & an actor from Na’s favorite show), Tt: Tigger (N's tiger bot; I know the 2nd t doesn't make sense but I don't think I am going to change it anytime soon heh), Ll: Lolly (Ferguson family's tiger bot. that's only her nickname tho), Br: Chatty/Bratty (N's Daughter, but bratty fits her wax better if you ask me lol)

Ofc there ae other family members as well but i will include them whenever they actually play a bigger part in the story parts.

I highlighted the 2 names since there aren’t many colors I can choose from lol. So that’s why I picked the current most important ones

Tt came with Na to a brand new playground, not the same place where C went to, after he refused to stay any longer with the boy at home. He recorded everything this morning but he only sent the footage with Bu & Na in it to make it shorter. The video showed a group kids playing hopscotch in the park. Mi & Na were part of them as well.

Out of no where, Lo jumped out of the bush and sprayed everyone with ranch with a water gun. Br didnt understand what it had to do with her brother. Ct then pointed out the toy he used. It was very similar to the gift he had gotten to his bday.

Bu scoffed it off and defended her little brother. This toy can be bought everywhere in shops. And that Lo could have bought it himself.

That's what they believed at first too, but to be completely sure they asked one of their maids to check if the toy was still in his room. And since Bu was sent to Fl to spend some time with him, they knew that he couldn't leave without the old man's permission.

The girl kept looking for an hour but she informed the parents that the toy wasn't in his room. Br tries to explain that his friend could have come in through the window and stole it (Bu left it unlocked b4 he left the house). But instead of agreeing with their daughter, Ct shook his head and played a different video. This time it showed Lo hiding with the toy. Seemingly after he attacked the kids with ranch. Tt followed the boy to his hideout and collected the evidence.

He called someone with his mobile phone, informing the person on the other end that everything went according to plan. Ct drilled it into her head that this kid was a typical doormat. And the only one he could have spoken to was Bu. Fl confirmed that the boy had received a call from someone roughly the same time Lo was talking in his hiding spot. The boy went to a different room quietly which made the old guy suspicious. Lv's little brother, Kenji (Ke for short), was visiting his grandfather as well at that time. So there were 2 witnesses to back it up.

Br was speechless that he gets on trouble bc of something small like that. The grown ups assured her that lo will be held accountable as well, but the prank was not the only issue. If it would have been, they wouldn't be so concerned.

The other boy eavesdrop on his little cousin and was shocked to say the least. The plan was to hit not Na, or Mi, but another kid that went to the same school as them.

Somehow he found out about that this boy was allergic to the creamy sauce and had to be taken to the hospital. There were news reports about it all over the place. The parents of the other kids didn't want to give a statement at the moment after they saw the poor boy swelling up and twitching on the ground. Ct & N left their daughter alone to process all of the information.

Still hoping that all of it is a misunderstanding, she looked up the news to this and she found plenty of articles. One video showed the boy lying on the ground. The Kids around him stood there in fear, not knowing what to do in this situation. Only Mi & Na were no where to be found. Thinking that she had something to show her parents she kept watching the video only go witness Na coming back with a first aid kit and checking her friend's pockets. She was looking for the antidote until Mi came back With some grown ups. One lady, the boys mom, was hysteric seeing her child in pain. Some of the other grown ups kneeled down to the patient while Na helped them as good as she was able to.

Small flashback

A few weeks ago, Na asked her dad if she could take first aid course. When K questioned on why she wanted to take them itfp, she responded with: „I know how it is like to be sick and my friends always have to rescue me all the time. I don't want to be feel useless if i see someone else that has to go through this and not be able to do Anything.”

Her mom was pleasingly surprised by her motivation, while K just remarked it as a waste of time. J just belittled her husband like always b4 they searched for courses online.

Back to the topic

The ambulance finally arrived and the doctors inside carried the patient inside the big vehicle and drove off. The mother was ugly crying. Blaming herself for not watching her kid and forgetting his antidote back home. Na watched the woman b4 giving the lady a hug. Telling her that everything will be ok and that nobody could have predicted this horrible prank. Mi, unlike the other kids that were crying to their own parents, watching her friend with a satisfied look on her face. Mi then started to look around trying to find something, or someone to be precise.

But scrolled around through different news articles and comments. Some ppl praised the young girls (Na for the most part). Na for trying to help the boy and the medics, & Mi getting the mom's attention. Other comments wonder how someone could be allergic to something like ranch.

Some readers recognized Na from the previous news and the whole social media went nuts over it.

A news reporter drove to the park to get an interview from the two young girls. When asked if they knew the kid with the water gun, Na was about to answer. But Mi put her hand on Na's mouth, telling the reporter that they do but that They will get to the bottom of this themselves. The wild child glared back into the camera and announced: „Yeah, we know that it was you, stinky head. That was way out of line, so you better be prepared for what's to come.”

Na was then dragged away by her friend, while talking to as if nothing had happened. Br couldn't believe what she saw/read online. She threw her phone in the closet, and tried to sleep until it was time for dinner.

Bu came home later that day and had to sit down for a talk with his parents. He obviously denied all accusations. Too bad for him that his parents don't believe him anymore. Later in the evening Ct called K asking if Tt was still with his daughter. K informed him that he was not. He only knew that the bot wanted to spend time with Ll instead.

Another Little flashback

As Na arrived back home after leaving the park, J asked her kid hundred of questions, wondering if she was alright after seeing the boy's state. Na calmed her down while she took her meds like it was a normal day. They had dinner like they always, until K noticed that his sister's robot was nowhere to be found. His daughter said that they met S on the way to the car and Tt begged her to go see his tiger friend.

Normally she would have tagged along but she was way too tired and let her aunt borrow him.

end of flashback

Ct called E right after he hung up on his BiL. E had turned off his phone for the day to spend some time on the golf course. He then remembered E telling him that a potential business partner likes to do sports very late and that he might not even be back home for his dinner. C met him 10 Minutes b4 he was about to leave, to clear up your confusion. Ct contacted S instead and she picked up right away. Ct asked if They could bring Tt next thing in the morning. The bar owner agreed to do so, telling him that Mt will bring him back home. They talked about Some other things in their lives. After both hung up, S went upstairs to get ready for her own job.

Next morning

The news from the day b4 still were not stopping. The boy was getting better, and K & J got even more attention as bc of their daughter's involvement in this. J kept her husband in check b4 he did something stupid, like posting irrelevant blogs about his new roles and such.

Na couldnt be bother with all the attention she was getting. She just kept herself occupied in her room hanging around. She already got some text messages from her 3 friends, telling her that her "keeping-a-low-profile" plan for her future, won't come to fruition. Na was everything but happy with things have gone so far.

To her luck, C knew his cousin very well and texted her b4 bed time. Telling her to ignore the news and just go to school like always. The girl asked for advice if the kids run up to her again like last time. But C reassured his cousin not to worry about them. They learned their lesson and if there still should be a problem, Miss Trail wasn't far from her class. Knowing that there are ppl she could relay on, Na finally took some rest. Hoping a normal day at school tomorrow.

C read about the girls little adventure, after he was about to go to bed. A notification popped up on his laptop. Curiosity took a hold of him and read the most recent posts. He was shocked but also proud at the same time. But disappointed crawled up his mind, he had a hunch of who the mastermind could have been behind this prank.

He became Annoyed as well, half expecting that the Stanton's might try to sweep everything under the rug. He was planning on texting the young girl the next day, but not b4 he messaged Br to meet him in a coffee shop close to his dad's company after school.

Next day in school

As expected, some kids swarmed the poor girl around her table. Asking to hang out side, eat their snacks together and so on. Mi got sick from an relative that visited them the day b4.

Nothing bad, just a normal fever. She will have to stay at home for a few day unfortunately. So Na had to deal with this crowd until T & Le arrived.

Miss Trail noticed the commotion and shooed her students away from her. The teacher stayed with the little girl Until Le & T enter the class together. Both were apologizing for being late to and too place in their seats. The 3 friends started to chat about their usual topics, not addressing the prank that had happened in the park. Na was glad to have them with her on this day. She just felt bad to have Mi not here with them as well.

For everyone wondering why Na's parents werent nearby, in the original novel the grown ups barely do look after their own kids. Heck most of the time Br and Fi escaped the school grounds themselves and took a ride to other places. Their parents/guardians get calls from their teachers after they noticed they went missing. So just pretend that K & J sent some of her nannies with her to keep an eye on their daughter.

And since i forgot to mention it: Mi lives nearby the park and i still need to plan out her parents stuff in the future :p

Part 8 coming soon

[vampvelvet]

because im a loser nerd i wanna brag/complain about my doll/toy/figure collection for a sec.

i recently got a sweetsweets choco strawberry adorable miku (kinda sad bc the store just got a gothic lolita miku in stock waaa) i also have a wonderland rapunzel miku, spring miku, and a order of the rabbit(? idk i never saw the anime) alice figure bc i love alice theme stuff

i have a pinky street which is crazy to me bc i admired them so much on the internet and i found it on clearance at the anime store at the mall ?? lol

i have these twin shadow high girlies and a vampire looking one in the middle of them theyre all purple!

i have THREE GOOD CONDITION NOVI STARS.. whats funny is one of them my mom had kept downstairs and forgot about it, because she got it as a gift for me but since i had a phase of hating traditionally girly things i was getting rid of all my dolls (rip monster high g1s) so it was actually just new in box and safe from my transgender rage

THREE LA DEE DA (okay theyre not worth that much at all but they are discontinued and if they fall out of obscurity they might become more valuable anyways i think theyre fun and cool)

my monster highs.. i have 1 beach lagoona i rummaged whose neck broke and so i superglued it back then it broke again and i superglued it again IM SORRY OKAY. and i have that draculaura with giant ass wings i got on clearance when shopko closed. i always thought it was the stupidest thing ever because she cant sit nor stand on her own because of the wing mechanic and how its attached to her dress and she didnt even come with a stand. whose idea was that. anyways i just bought a new g3 drac from target

i have a lot of smaller dolls, ponies, pokemon, figs, etc. some shopkin dolls (one i was really excited about because it was harajuku themed which is really cool to me they had that for a kids toy?), my friend got me the gemini tokidokis, i rummaged a LOT of ponies in various conditions but i cleaned em up (which is part of the fun... washing and doing their hair?? yeah) one rummage sale had 3 monster high minifigs and a broken black funko pinkie in the free bin!! (also some pretty cool cds i bought)

notably from my ponies: port a bella (slightly yellowed but adorable nonetheless) and lulabell whose curls turned out beautifully and i love her.

anyways i couldve just shown a picture of all of this but that would be significantly less fun and interesting for me and nobody is going to care either way so i might as well make myself happy. bye everypony. i cant wait to have more space than my little room to display all this stuff.

[lesbeet]

*bolts upright in bed* DO MY HOUSEPLANTS KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM

[cheolhub]

YOU GET ME SO HIGH — VERNON CHWE ࿐

summary. smoking with your best friend (who you totally don’t have a crush on) is super fun till all you can think about is him… well, doing him, to be more specific.

wc. 6.2k

warnings. recreational marijuana use!!, dubcon (kinda? sex while high), bf2l + idiots to lovers, kinda fluffy!! weed is referred to as ‘green crack’ several times lol, fingering, hehe big d!ck!vernon, mentions of masturbation, unprotected sex, pet names (baby), brief tit worship, naked confessions, vernon is kinda shy, jealous, nervous & rlly likes boobs and reader is v needy lol <3— MINORS DNI 18+

note. havent seen anyone write for vernon in like 3 years so here’s my lowkey cringey, poorly-written, self-indulgent fic that i was supposed to post for his birthday 2 months ago ++ guest appearance from weed dealer!cheol bc yeah :3

if you had told vernon that his best friend was someone he’d met in a biology lab–one that he was accidentally put into his freshmen year– he’d say you were a liar. nonetheless, it’s true– you’re his best friend and you have been for years now. in your fourth and final year of university, you still sit on the balcony of your apartment with him like you have every other day for the past three.

“happy birthday, vernon,” you smile cheekily, passing him a snack-size ziplock baggie. “i got you an eighth since you’re always begging to smoke my shit.” 

he laughs and gives you a lazy smile, “Y/N, my birthday was over two months ago… plus, you know you didn’t have to get me anything.”

you scoff, rolling your eyes, “hansol vernon chwe, you are my best friend, of course i had to. and… i was waiting for a few of my checks to hit, that's why it’s a belated birthday gift.” you take his hand, placing the bag into it. “now take it and don’t smoke it all in a day, got it?”

he nods, eyes softening, “thank you,” he says. “must’ve cost your broke ass a fortune, though, so next time– don’t get me anything.”

you giggle at the joke that’s actually, not really a joke. “i really don’t think you have any room to speak– who here has a real job?” 

he rolls his eyes, “my job is real, thank you very much.”

you chuckle, shaking your head. “reselling limited edition vinyls for seven times what you bought them for isn’t a job, vernon, that’s called being a dick.” you tell him. “and actually, the prices weren’t too bad. cheol gave me a discount.”

vernon almost visibly clenches at the name of your awfully-sweet dealer. though he can attest, cheol is only ever sweet to you. every time he’s bought from your favorite supplier, he’s been a total asshole and upcharges him for no reason which is one of the basis’ why he’s always smoking your stuff. you always tell him it’s karma for selling records at such a high price, but vernon begs to differ. he knows that cheol just doesn’t like him and he has a gut feeling that it’s because of you. 

“oh yeah? how’d you get him to do that?” he asks, but he’s pretty sure he knows the answer. the answer being cheol has a thing for you.

you bite your lip, looking over your apartment balcony. “mmm, he showed up here while i was… you know…playing around…and…”

vernon knows you well enough to finish your sentence for you. “masturbating?”

“vernon, be modest!” you whine, hiding your face in your hands. “you knew, you didn’t have to say it!” 

he chuckles, “it’s normal, Y/N, we all do it. no need to be embarrassed over it.”

it’s true. everyone does it. but not everyone masturbates thinking about their best friend. he thinks that might just be him. 

“yeah, but you’ve probably never done it thinking you’d be finished before your hot drug dealer shows up at your apartment.” you blush. vernon doesn’t say anything for a while and you’re afraid you’ve made him feel uncomfortable (even though he claims you never have). you bite the insides of your cheeks before uttering, “can you pack a joint or something?”

truthfully, vernon doesn’t mean to be so quiet. he’s just trying to imagine you in that state without letting his dick get hard, though it’s proving to be extremely difficult. you probably looked so pretty in cute short shorts and a shirt that you could see your nipples through. or worse, you were wearing a tank top that was snuggly wrapped around your torso where you could see everything. he wants to be a gentleman, wants to be respectful… but, god, your tits are out of this world.

he hums trying to rid the dirty images in his head, taking your box of goods to grab the grinder and paper cones. “finish your story.” he urges.

you look at him, searching for signs of discomfort, but there is only that stoic look he always wore. with a sigh, you continue, “anyway, i was… you know… and he texted me and said he was here– i was a mess–”

he can imagine.

“–and i think he could tell ‘cuz when i got down to his car i was so disheveled and was about to start crying. i literally looked like i got edged or something,” you mumble, twiddling your thumbs out of embarrassment.

you’re painting a picture for vernon and he has to bite back a groan. 

it’s not the first time you and vernon had talked about sexual things. there had been several conversations on the topic. he knew almost everything about you except for… you know… what you tasted like and how tight you are– his vivid imagination couldn’t give him all of those pleasures. 

“and, vernon, i kid you not, he literally knew. he was all smug and shit,” you groan. “it was kinda humiliating.”

you remember how much wetter you’d gotten the moment you slipped into his car. he was calling you all types of things– all types of pretty pet names–and you’re genuinely surprised it didn’t escalate further because the sexual tension was heavy.

“and then i told him i wanted a quarter– an eighth for me and an eighth for you– and he told me he’d give me a special strain of sativa for half the normal price.”

vernon’s eyes widened, “half the price?”

“that’s what i said!” you exclaim. “pretty sure it’s because he could see my tits… i wasn’t wearing the best outfit …”

of-fucking-course he could see your tits. vernon holds back a groan, seeing as his suspicions about you in a tank top that night was right. instead, he chuckles airly. “now who needs to be modest.”

“stooop, just grind the weed.” you cry. 

vernon does as you ask, muttering, “maybe he laced it.”

“cheol wouldn’t, i’m pretty sure he just likes me.” you humbly reply, shooting daggers at your best friend for even suggesting that. “plus the strain was called ‘green crack’ or something like that… it was from the ‘st. patty’s day special.’”

“saint patrick’s day was like 4 weeks ago.”

“well then he was either trying to get rid of it or my tits must’ve made him feel generous.” you joke, giggling a bit at vernon’s poker face.

vernon is hiding it really well, but he’s filled with so much annoyance. your stupid dealer doesn’t deserve to see you like that. hell, vernon doesn’t even think he deserves to see you like that, but, fuck, he wants to. so badly. seeing you all hot and bothered with your tits on full display would be a dream come true. 

“would you fuck him for free weed?” he asks all of a sudden, making you blush furiously. he knows now that he doesn’t want to hear your answer when your mouth parts in shock. 

“vernon! what kinda girl do you take me for?” you put your hand over your chest as if it’s something you wouldn’t do. you break your facade when he gives you a knowing look, mouth cracking into a grin. “probably, i dunno. he’s kinda scary but i feel like he knows how to please a woman– i can’t say the same about a lot of other men.”

he internally rolls his eyes. cheol doesn’t know you the way he does. vernon could please you, he knows he can. 

he switches the subject back to the packed joint in his hands to keep from spiraling. “wanna spark it?”

you shake your head with a hum, “mmh-mmh, belated birthday boy gets the first few hits.”

he smiles, pulling the joint to his lips taking the lighter, igniting it with the pressure of his thumb. he lets the flame burn carefully through the paper, inhaling a large rush of smoke. he holds it in for a bit before he blows it out– away from your face– creating a white, potent-smelling cloud.

you reminisce while watching him. your balcony is like home to you and vernon. contrary to your neighbor's beliefs, smoking isn’t the only thing you do. you laugh and cry and talk for hours about people you hate and people you love. sometimes, you’ll do homework out here and when vernon is bored at his own place, he’ll come over to yours to keep you company. he provides a comforting presence and never-ending encouragement while reminding you to take breaks.

 it’s where you told him about your puppy crush on soonyoung from your statistics class and it’s where he told you about how he awkwardly lost his virginity to a girl during orientation week. it’s where the two of you are always together– it’s kinda like your place.

and watching him after all these years, you’ve never really realized how attractive your best friend was. well, that’s a lie. you’ve always thought vernon was likely one of the prettiest men to ever walk the earth, but if you truly admitted that, then you’d have to admit to the other things. things like how kind and considerate he is and how he’s boyfriend potential and how you totally don’t have any type of feelings for him whatsoever. it’s not a crush, you constantly have to remind yourself, it’s admiration for your best friend. there’s a difference.

but those admirable traits are things you can’t think about because he doesn’t see you that way. there’s no reason why you should see him that way if it’s not reciprocated. it only makes sense and prevents brutal rejection from the most perfect man on earth, aka your best friend. 

but your not-crush manifests itself sometimes. like when he smiles at you or when he randomly places his headphones over your head and tells you to “listen to this song” or when he spends the night in your bed because he’s too lazy to drive home. it gets harder and harder to hide every day. 

he passes the joint to you with an even lazier grin and you take it, parroting his actions. you let the smoke fill your lungs, hold it there, and exhale, shutting your eyes just as he did. 

and vernon thinks you look like a goddess. how could you make a simple action seem so attractive?

you take your hits, passing the joint back and forth till it suddenly hits you. all at once, you feel your body start to ache, your tummy flipping in anticipation, your mind fogging over leaving your entirety to buzz. you shift a bit and you feel your cunt dampen causing you to let out a sharp exhale.

“you good?” vernon asks, his deep voice filling your ears.

then you look at him. like… actually look at him. his face is a bit tired, his eyes red from the weed coursing his system, and his hair a bit disheveled from running his hand through it too much (this is why he wears the beanies)-- nevertheless, he looks fucking fantastic. 

your usual munchies are replaced with strong, burning sexual desire. just at the sight of your best friend, your pussy is soaking through your panties and your shorts.

“‘sol,” you murmur out the nickname. “do you feel… different?” you ask, eyes fluttering and lips parting.

you’re truly unaware of how seductive you look and how it’s slowly taking years off his life. vernon has been rock hard in his sweats for a solid 15 minutes now. and, yes, he feels extremely different. turned on to say the very least. 

“mmm, a little,” more like a lot. “maybe it’s the strain you got,” he mumbles, implying what he had said earlier was true.

it makes sense that cheol provided you with a strain that feels like you’re smoking a fucking aphrodisiac, but you’re starting to wish you were alone so you could at least do something about it. 

for a split second, you think you might be fine, then you’re hit with yet another wave of arousal, your core pulsing at the ideas that are incessantly popping into your head. ideas of him taking you right now, sitting on his face, sinking onto his cock– it’s too much. 

“vernon,” you say breathily and he freezes, pulling the joint away from his lips. “i… i think…”

you try to think about how to kick him out kindly so you can have some much-needed alone time, but you can’t– you can only think about having alone time with him. alone time that leads to shoving his hand down your pants. 

stop, you tell your hazy brain.

“Y/N, what’s wrong?” he asks, scooting closer to you. 

his scent floods your senses– a mix of weed and his cologne causing sensory overload in your poor brain and aching core. 

he’s internally worried that you’re greening out. though it doesn’t happen as much as it did when you first started smoking, there are rare occasions when you take more than you can handle. 

“c-can… you do me a favor?”

“‘course, anything.”

“vernon… it… i…need your help.” you whimper, leaning into him. “please…feels like ‘m gonna die.”

you’re being dramatic. 

he furrows his brows in confusion, panic becoming apparent on his features. “what hurts, Y/N? how can i help you?”

you take his hand in yours, slowly guiding him to the ache in your body. you gasp when his warm fingers come in contact with your clothed cunt. “here… it hurts here.” you exhale.

vernon has definitely lost it. his hand is between your thighs and your smaller one has moved to tightly wrap around his wrist. you’re a mess– he can feel it. he can feel the warmth radiating from your core, he can feel how you’ve soaked through your panties and how it’s seeped through the thin pair of shorts. he’s holding his breath and he fears he may pass out before getting a chance to touch you like you deserve. 

“y-you’re not in your right mind, Y/N,” he whispers, afraid his voice may betray him. “you smoked too–”

“uh-uh, it’s okay– vernon, it’s okay, i want you… please,” you whimper, grip around his wrist tightening as you buck your hips slightly for more friction. 

you want him. you… want him. 

“but–”

you’re growing frustrated, “if you won’t… then i-i think you should go ‘cuz i need… i need to be alone.”

vernon takes this as an implication that you need to fuck yourself if he won’t fuck you and he’ll be damned if he’s not the one making you see stars. 

so, he asks one more time, “Y/N… are you sure?”

“yes… yes, ‘m sure. ‘m so sure, please, ‘sol,” you beg, using the nickname that makes him fold every time. 

he doesn’t hold back, putting out the joint in his hand and leaving it in the ashtray. his now-free hand cups your cheek, pulling you in for a kiss. you moan, eagerly allowing his tongue to slip into your mouth as your hands needily fist at his shirt. 

despite having smoked, vernon’s lips are soft. softer than the lips of men you’ve kissed before. and he still tastes good even with the pungent lemony flavor lingering on his tongue– overwhelmingly good. it seems that he’s just as eager and turned on as you are, too, nearly devouring you whole. you can’t help but fall in love with the heated, now-sloppy kiss.

and vernon truly feels like he’s died and gone to heaven. he’s not sure if this is even real or if the weed has him hallucinating… it wouldn’t be the first time, but you biting down on his bottom lip has him coming back to earth and lets him know that you’re real. that you are very much real and very much grinding on his fingers desperately. 

“vernon,” you pant, pulling him closer by the shirt in your grip. “please, more— feels good, but i need more.” your hazy eyes look into his and you see how they’ve darkened.

“fuck, Y/N,” he groans and his voice has you clenching around nothing. “we need to go inside…”

you’re both sure that this might ruin your relationship, but you decide it’ll be a problem for tomorrow. right now, all either of you can think about is getting off on each other. 

that’s why you’re quick to stand on your feet, holding out your hand for him to take. when he stands, grunting, you pull him into your apartment and leave all of your goods on the balcony without a second thought. 

you drag him to your room before attacking him with another kiss and pulling at the ends of his shirt. you’re a bit disoriented, swaying and stumbling over your steps, but when your legs hit the bed and you nearly fall, vernon’s quick to catch you by the waist. 

“careful,” he murmurs, gently laying you on the plush mattress. you scoot to the head of the bed, laying on your back as you wait for him. 

he takes your expectant face as a sign to remove his clothing and he does so quickly, knowing how impatient you are at this very moment. his shirt comes off and then his sweats, leaving him in boxers where his bulge becomes… apparent.

you have to hold your breath at the dizzying sight of his naked torso and the massive tent in his underwear.

you make grabby hands at him, urging him to come take care of you on the bed. he obliges, getting on your bed, hovering over you while his own head spins. he’s truly unsure if this is actually his real life or if he’s having a dream sent from the gods above. 

he decides not to wait any longer, taking control of the situation by placing his lips on your heated neck. his lips trail down, leaving sloppy, wet kisses on your skin, reveling in how you desperately whimper for him though he’s barely doing anything. 

his hands reach for the hem of your loose top– one that might actually be his– pushing it up and tugging it over your head and arms, leaving your chest bare before him. he groans before diving to your tits, wrapping his lips around one of your nipples, sucking and tugging at the bud hungrily. 

you gasp at the sight. you’ve never seen vernon so eager to do anything in the time you’ve known him and now he’s making out with your tits as if it were his last day on earth. 

that’s hot, you think to yourself. so hot– you’re so fucking hot right now.

you can’t see it, but you feel his hand come down to your sleep shorts, digging in past the elastic band of both the satin fabric and your cotton undies. his fingers dip into your lips, running them through your soaked folds. 

“you’re so wet.” he hisses. 

you whine at the contact, apologizing softly, “‘m sorry– can’t help it.” 

his fingers find your hole, circling it before easing two of them inside. “don’t apologize, baby. it’s really hot.” he whispers, the pet name slipping past his lips without completely registering. 

you clench and moan at the domestic name. “fuck, ‘sol,” you whimper. “a-again… call me that again…”

his face burns, whispering out, “you like when i call you ‘baby?’” 

knowing vernon, it was meant to sound like a genuine question, but being in the state you’re in, it sounds so seductive… so enticing that it has your back arching. you nod your head, an even darker blush falling over your already-red cheeks. 

you let out a clipped, “yes.” and he just moans, thrusting his fingers in and out faster, digits stretching your tight, gummy walls out to prepare you for his cock. 

he wonders how you could be so tight because, holy fuck, you’re squeezing around his fingers like you’re trying to trap them in there. 

you whine softly, “vernon, please give me more…”

he definitely just fucking died. 

his cock twitches uncontrollably in his boxers, begging to be set free, but he decides to give you another finger instead. vernon knows he’s… a bit on the bigger side, and judging by how you feel right now, there’s absolutely no way he’ll easily fit inside of you. the last thing he wants to do is hurt you. 

so he slowly pulls his hand out of your shorts and helps you out of them. he throws them to the side and has you spread open. he huffs at the sight before taking three of his fingers back to your hole. he pushes them in gently, groaning at the tighter fit. your moans are bouncing off the walls and vernon looks up to see your mouth hung open with your head thrown back against your pillow. 

he checks on you, throat dry at the sound, sight, and feeling of you. “i-is… are you doing okay?” and when you just whine, he bites the inside of his cheek anxiously. he remembers your fondness for the pet names from a few minutes prior, so he tries again. “baby… does it feel good?”

and he’s not sure what to expect, but when your body jolts and your hand's fist at the sheets, you get even tighter, clenching around his fingers desperately. you really do have an affinity for being called ‘baby.’ 

your brain is jumbled, intoxicated from the weed and his fat fingers stretching your cunt open. “‘m okay… f-feels so good.” you tell him breathily with a whine bubbling in the back of your throat at the feeling of his fingers pushing further into you. “fuck, vernon– it’s so good.”

and it’s true, you don’t think you’ve ever experienced pleasure this intense before, but you remember your senses are heightened by 10 because of the drug. that ‘green crack’ is insane.

he moans at the confirmation, curling his fingers up and fucking your messy cunt, the palm of his hand bumping against your clit with every thrust. he feels a rush of your honeyed arousal soaking his fingers and he swears he might cum before he can even get his cock in you. 

you gasp loudly when you feel his pace quicken, eyes squeezing shut. an array of mewls and high-pitched whines shamelessly slip past your lips. “oh! fuck, i’m close, i’m so close, vernon.” you warn, wet walls clamping around his curled fingers.

he exhales sharply, voice low when he urges you, “cum for me, baby.”

his voice and harsh thrusts are more than enough to throw you over the edge, stomach knots unraveling. you gush all over his big fingers, pussy pulsing as it’s doing its best to push his digits out, but he continues his ministrations to work you through your blinding orgasm.

feeling you cum may have been the best thing life has offered him. 

“fuck, that’s it– are you okay? did that feel good?” he asks breathily, pulling out his fingers, a string of arousal connected to your hole following them out. he bites his lip at the sight, keeping a moan bottled up. he wants to taste you so bad… and the cum on his fingers taunt him. 

you nod your head, still panting, “w-was so good, y-you’re really good… don’t usually cum that fast…”

“really?”

you shake your head, “t-told you that guys don’t really know what they’re doing most of the time.”

he shakes his head in disapproval, “well… you deserve the best.” 

“... like you?” your heart races and the weed from earlier still lingers like a cloud over your brain. you look at him, the soft light from the moon illuminating his flawless skin. your eyes trail down his torso, eyes landing on the big bulge in his boxers again. 

he chokes, masking the sound with a nervous chuckle, “me? i-i’m not…no.” your eyes widen, realizing you’ve completely misread him, feeling panic flood your body. you quickly shut your legs, arms coming to cover your bare chest. 

he’s quick to notice that you’re starting to spiral, though, so he re-registers what you said and then what he said and his eyes widen, too. his words come out rushed as he attempts to do damage control. “no! not no, as in i don’t see you in that way, but no because you deserve the best and…”

“but… you are the best, ‘sol…” you tell him softly, hugging yourself tighter. “and before you say anything, the weed is wearing off– think you finger-fucked it out of me,” you joke to lighten the mood, but when you see he’s still frozen, you internally cringe at yourself, continuing. “i’m being serious. i’m in my right mind and i’m telling you that you’re the best because you are. you always have been.”

he shudders nervously, “Y/N… don’t.”

you frown at him, turning your head away to look at your window instead, mentally face-palming yourself. “did i make it awkward again?” you ask nervously. you don’t even wait for his response, continuing your anxious ramble. “can you just forget i said anything? and that i made you do this? i…i don’t wanna lose you– i never want to lose you.” you whisper. “you’re my best friend.”

he shakes his head incessantly as if he’s trying to tell you something with the simple action, but you aren’t even looking at him, so he takes a deep, shaky breath. “no, you didn’t make me do anything. i just mean don’t say things like that if you don’t really like me because i…” he trails off and you turn back to look at him, concerned by his sudden halt. “Y/N, i… like you. so much. i have for forever now, but you were always talking about soonyoung or cheol and then there was that whole thing with that pretentious art kid– minghao, i think– i dunno.”

what!?

you look at him incredulously, eyes wide and lips parted in genuine shock, “why didn’t you tell me…?”

he sighed, hands coming to rest on your thighs. “it seemed like i never really had a chance… you’re my best friend, too… and i didn’t want to lose you either.”

you sit up, exclaiming, “but you’ve liked me this entire time and i didn’t even know?!”

he gives you a small grin and a shrug, “what can i say? i’m discreet.”

you scoff, sitting in silence for a few seconds before opening your mouth again. with your voice meek, you say.“i wish you would’ve told me.” you inhale sharply, continuing to hug yourself tightly. “i like you, too, you know… i just didn’t think you liked me back so i tried to not like you– which is really hard, by the way, because you’re annoyingly pretty.”

“sorry, i’ll try to stop being so pretty.”

you playfully slap his bare chest, “i actually hate you so much.”

he jokingly sulks, placing a hand over where you hit him. “aw, baby, you just said you liked me.”

you shudder, body naturally leaning into him as your mind gravitates back to your not-so-innocent thoughts. “i do… and i’d like you a little more if you kept calling me that.”

his breath hitches as you get closer and closer, “yeah?”

“mhm…”

he whispers against your lips, a cheeky smile on his, “you’re such a baby.”

“you’re so mean,” you hum, letting your lips graze his. “am i not your baby?”

he rests his forehead against yours and looks into your eyes for any sign of playfulness. you seem to be serious so he asks, “is that what you want?” he’s nervous you can hear the way his heart is about to pound out of his chest. 

“duh… idiot.”

“okay, cool.” he says nonchalantly even though he’s internally freaking out. “you’re my baby.”

your heart skips a beat and your cunt dampens again at the title, “okay, cool.” you parrot casually as if your heart wasn’t about to lurch out of your chest. “you can… kiss me. if you want…”

vernon utters a soft ‘right’ before finally closing the gap between the two of you. his lips mold to yours and you know for a fact that there is no one else on earth you’d want to kiss. his big hand comes to cup your cheek and you melt under the touch, mouth opening for him to slip his tongue into. 

naturally, the kiss heats up and before long, you’re whining into his mouth, hand blindly reaching for his clothed cock. he groans the second you find the aching hard-on, nimble hands stroking him through his boxers. 

“Y/N,” he pants breathily in between kisses. “are you… sure you wanna… do this?”

you think it’s sweet that he keeps checking on you, and sure, you’re still a bit fuzzy from the after-effects of the ‘green crack’, but you need him to give you what you want. so you nod, breaking from the kiss to lay back in your original position under him. 

“please fuck me, baby,” you beg in the most sultry voice you can conjure up. when he stays frozen, you pout. “hansol, please.”

he curses, quickly getting his boxers off and revealing the prettiest dick you’ve ever seen. precum beads at the slit of his flushed tip and prominent veins run through the length. he’s so big, surely enough to have you see stars. you’re starting to feel grateful that he prepped you because his dick would have completely ruined you without it.

“‘s big.” you simply state, bottom lip finding sanctum in between your teeth as you gawk at it. 

“you think so?” he gives you a wobbly smile, stomach-churning at the subtle praise. he moves in between your thighs and spreads you out for him. “is it okay?”

you blush, nodding your head, “mhm, don’t worry,” you tell him. “i’ll let you know if i need you to stop.” 

he nods, huffing softly, “do you have any condoms?”

you chuckle breathily. “not for your size… but it’s okay, i’m clean and safe. you don’t need one. you can pull out if it makes you feel better.”

his throat runs dry– fuck, fuck, fuck. he’s fucking you raw?! how the hell is he supposed to last hitting it raw?! you were already tight around three of his fingers and he can’t even imagine how you’d feel wrapped around his cock.

he realizes he hasn’t replied in a few seconds when you say his name softly. he sees you growing restless under him and he apologizes and nods again dumbly. 

he runs his tip through your folds, moaning when he finds you’re just as wet as you were earlier. he aligns himself with your leaky hole, slowly pushing himself inside of you with a groan to find that you’re still so fucking tight.

you’ve found that, despite vernon’s laid-back and chill personality, he’s quite loud in bed. he’s nothing like you expected and you’re pleasantly surprised. 

when his cock slides in between your tight walls, the both of you are instantly a mess, panting and moaning in pleasure. your walls envelop him so snugly that you fear the thick veins that adorn his length will imprint into them.

“fuck, vernon.” you moan, praying the burn in your pussy melts to pleasure soon so he can fuck you the way you want it. the way you need it. . “your cock.”  

he hisses, pushing in past the resistance. “you feel so good, baby, oh my god.” he grunts, head falling back at the way you hug him. “god, i’ve wanted this for so long– wanted you for so long.”

you cry, clenching around his girth because, god, you’ve wanted him, too.

when he finally bottoms out, you both pause to take erratic breaths, positively going feral over each other. he attempts to recollect himself and check up on you again. “are you–”

you don’t even let him finish, nodding your head vigorously. “yes, vernon, just need you to move, please.” you plead. “need you to fuck me– please, need it so fucking bad.”

you’re so needy for him and he knows it’s because of the last bit of weed that looms, but he can’t help but wonder if you’re like this on a normal day. if you’re always begging for a cock to fill you up. not that it would matter– he’d do anything you asked of him. you’re so fucking pretty to him and his brain is constantly yelling at him to cater to every single one of your wishes. the chokehold you have him in is so tight. 

tight like your pretty cunt that’s now gracefully swallowing his cock with every thrust of his hips. your room is full of panting, moans, and the lewd squelch of your wet pussy taking him. it sounds better than any song he’s ever heard and, if he’s being completely transparent, he hopes to experience this for the rest of his life.

vernon unexpectedly comes down, craning his neck to latch his mouth around your nipples again, stimulating you there, too. you’re sure the position is a bit straining, but he doesn’t seem to mind as he moans loudly into your chest. his hand plays with the other nipple, switching every minute to give both of them love and attention all while his cock steadily rams in and out of you. 

your hands tangle in his hair, smothering his face into your tits while he moans and whines some more into them. 

and when he adjusts slightly and his tip hits that spot, the one that makes you crumble in seconds, a sob wracks through your entire body.

“there! shit, baby, right there, please.” you gasp, back arching into him. 

vernon asks breathily, removing his face from the comfortable spot on your chest, “there? that’s it?” 

and you nod, chest rising and falling at a rapid pace as you feel the pressure build-up at the bottom of your tummy. he continues to hit the spongy spot inside of you, bringing you closer and closer. 

his own face is pinched and he can’t stop the soft whines that come out of his mouth. you just feel fucking amazing. 

“a-are you close? i’m not gonna last long.” he pants out. 

and you weakly sob out a reply of ‘yes,’ hand moving to toy with your swollen clit. the action immediately has the tightrope inside of you coming undone for the second time in the night. you mewl out his name, clamping around him tightly and coating his cock in slick cum. 

it’s like a chain reaction that has vernon cursing and pulling his dick out of you. he eagerly fists at his cock, jerking himself off till he releases all over your puffy pussy. he’s moaning softly, prettily calling out your name. his heart pounds rapidly and his entire body twitches at the feeling of release. 

his eyes finally open after a few seconds of trying to regulate his breathing. he sees the way your cunt is dressed in white and how you're slowly, but surely, coming down from both of your highs. 

“hey,” he whispers. 

“hi,” you mumble, eyes fluttering open. your hands reach for him and he can’t help but find you so cute. “c’mere.”

he smiles, leaning down to kiss you again. unlike your past few kisses, it’s soft and innocent. loving. he parts after a minute or so, hand moving to sweep the hair out of your face. 

“are you sure you’re alright?” he whispers. “i feel kinda bad…”

“don’t, ‘sol, i wanted it. i’m really happy.” you tell him sincerely. “are you alright?”

he sighs, “i’m really happy, too… i just wish i would’ve taken you out on a date or something before… fucking you.” 

you shake your head, “we did it kinda backwards, but, seriously, i’m just happy you’re here… happy that you’re mine.” he blushes, moving to hide his face in your neck while you giggle. “if you wanna, we can go on a date now?”

“where?” he mumbles into your neck.

“7/11– channie’s working so that means free big gulps and rollers… you know, since some of us can’t afford to eat real food because of their ‘job.’”

vernon scoffs, pulling his face out of your neck and giving you a stern look. “dude, it’s a real job–”

you laugh, effectively cutting him off. “okay, scammer– if it’s a real job, why are you always stealing my fucking weed instead of buying your own?” 

“because weed is scarce these days and your bitch ass dealer hates me– why should i have to pay $20 for a gram when you only pay $5?” he nearly cries. “and, since we’re on the topic, i don’t like him. he’s too friendly with you.” that’s code for “he obviously wants to fuck you.”

“you’re jealous of cheol!”

he groans, rolling his eyes, a tiny pout appearing on his face, “so what if i am?”

you coo, “aw, baby,” hand coming to cup his blushy cheek. “you don’t have to worry about him,” you relay to him, voice laced with sincerity. “you’re the only one i want.”

he goes a little bug-eyed at your words before clearing his throat and nodding. “good. that’s good.” 

you raise an eyebrow, “just good?” 

“no… it’s great…” he mumbles cutely. “you’re also the only one i want.”

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[vinguistic]

Sorry for the long post but I'm thinking about Jonaeriwagon ♡♡♡♡

Likeeeeee imagine Erina sneakily trying to get closer to Jonathan while they're sitting on the couch or something and Jonathan catches on and just goes and just hugs her so she's as close to him as possible bc he can't wait for her to nudge her way over

Jonathan getting like all these amazing handcrafted gifts from both Erina and Speedwagon [esp. Erina]. Jonathan feels bad that he's not giving anything back so he tries to learn to sew but he's,, really not that good. Still Speedwagon and Erina love his gifts even more than any of the things they've bought or made bc its from their husband.

Also Speedwagon teaching Erina how to make Jonathan's poorly made stitching last longer bc he had to learn to make things last from his time on the streets-

At a certain point Speedwagon and Erina *try* to go out on a date with eachother without Jonathan but ultimately it just is awkward until they just act like friends hanging out again

Only Erina and Jonathan may be *legally* married and Speedwagon not, but Jonathan still calls him his husband and he has a ring too. Which Erina helped Jonathan pick out lol and yes Jonathan did propose to Speedy. Married in every way but legally pretty much.

Speedwagon is basically his own damn heater [I mean,,, the heater abs scene lmaoo] so when they're sleeping & cuddling Jonathan practically doesn't even need a blanket.

Jonathan and Speedwagon still try to explain their relationship to strangers but Erina just tells anyone who questions them to bugger off. If anyone is actually straight up disrespectful about it though Jonathan will probably scare them off anyway.

Speedwagon's love language is verbal compliments & flirting, Jonathan's is physical, and Erina's is spending time & giving gifts.

If Jonathan had lived long enough to meet his son and eventually meet Joseph you know Joseph is going to constantly ask about all the wild things Jonathan got up to during his adventure, but by the end of telling the story Jonathan is usually like on the verge of tears so Erina has to come in and comfort him.

Anyyyway I'm just going to go cry over them again

[atwistinthetail]

ok SO

harkening back to my post on how Miriam crashed Emma’s party just bc, and brought her boyfriend for absolutely no purpose but to ignore him

yeah it’s a mean girl (and mean boy™️) move to invite themselves but she didn’t have a scheme or anything she just wanted to go the party. and, your honor, I have to ask, if she’s this pressed about not being invited, and we know this party happens every year, was she invited in the past? Lisa says it’s been a long time since they’ve seen her, so were Miriam and Emma closer at one point? did she go to the party last year? or has she been steaming for years about not being invited?? just some food for thought 👀

she’s set up to be a much more major antagonist at the start as well but she doesn’t really do anything too egregious, even on a teenage bully scale, she’s rude and petty but also has a more neutral relationship with the squad than anything. she invites them to her party 🤷🏼‍♀️ Rikki is the only one she’s particularly at odds with and it just comes off as being a generic queen bee vs sassy new girl thing. tbh Zane pushing Cleo out to sea is way more evil than anything Miriam does imo.

so we can just pin that, that there’s not specific malice that we know of besides general teen drama friction.

so Miriam invites herself to this party that she’s maybe been obsessed with going to for years and brings her boyfriend as her lil henchman. and then just stands around looking bored while he flirts with all the other girls. she gets annoyed once when he’s not paying attention to her but when he has the whole party crowding around him she looks like she’s about to yawn and just lets Emma beckon him away.

when Zane says she’s not his girlfriend and Miriam just got a good deal bc he bought her an outfit for the party, I don’t think he’s being rude. I mean, he’s being rude lol but I don’t think he’s lying that they’re not a couple. I think they’re on the same page about their relationship, which imo is way more like a friends with benefits thing in which the benefits are pretty exclusively that they’re a natural match, both being popular, upper class people, and they’re cool with that. he buys her stuff and has her over to hang at the pool, and gets to have a hot girlfriend, and one that his judgmental father approves of at that. but neither of them seem very into each other. I think they like just showing off being a power couple more than anything. we see them kissing once at Neil’s birthday and it’s in the foyer of a party full of family friends (and is also hilarious), but there’s not a lot of suggestion of any other intimacy or emotional connection. they seem like a clique more than lovers.

Zane is Miriam’s beard is what I’m saying, I don’t think that was their explicit arrangement but that’s what’s happening there lol.

so Miriam comes to this party with a boyfriend she wants to show off but is ultimately disinterested in and the only evil thing she does is to steal Emma’s necklace. ostensibly bc she was jealous of the attention Emma was getting from the other girlies at the party. but,

it gives very childish “picking on someone you like in a conflicted way”

bc what was her plan? she couldn’t wear it. as addressed, all the girlies at the party already saw Emma wearing it.

it was a purely emotional act and, your honor, those emotions were jealousy and complicated romantic feelings.

bc, dear reader, that’s why she was so obsessed with getting Rikki’s locket. yes, she was angry that Zane was no longer paying her attention, and she didn’t particularly like Rikki anyway, but I don’t believe it was only to spite Zikki that she actually took it. one of you beautiful h2hoes asked how Miriam knew which item out of the whole window Zane was referring to when he asked about getting girls jewelry as a gift. and I present to you that she didn’t necessarily know, but had an emotional reaction to seeing the matching necklace of the girl she has confused, repressed feelings for.

also, Miriam and Emma are just a good match. ignoring the fact that Emma doesn’t need a boyfriend, both of her love interests were so similar to her that it was really volatile. Byron was also a competitive athlete and it created way too much friction in the relationship. and working directly alongside Ash was obviously a disaster. imo Emma can’t be with somebody too similar to herself bc of her perfectionism, she will always be analyzing and trying to improve them like she would herself. Miriam is headstrong, calculating, and competitive like Emma but doesn’t have the exact same hobbies and pursuits, so they could share similar values without directly competing.

and they would definitely challenge each other. Miriam could help Emma “loosen up” in a sense, connect with a more spontaneous side of herself without guilt. and Emma would certainly inspire Miriam to, like, idk plow through the pretty nasty assumptions people have of her. like there are several jabs at Miriam that she’s dumb or vapid, but actually she seems pretty shrewd when she puts her mind to something. she may be self-absorbed but she’s no idiot. I think Emma would certainly push her to pursue her goals and overcome those expectations.

they are both constrained, to a certain a extent, to some kind of image. Emma is a high-achieving wholesome family girl, and Miriam is an equally high-achieving socialite type it girl. I can see them really helping one another to embrace the parts of themselves that don’t fall in line with the images they’ve been raised to embody. which is also just a hugely queer-coded exploration in general.