#this is Her Failt

[evil-alex]

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Ok this one is kinda less serious compared to the other shit I’ve been talking abt but like big fan of how I’ll never be able to get away from my piece of shit mom (i would kill her if I could) (i will. Probably) because she fucked me up so bad that I just Can’t do shit . Love how I’m so mentally and physically fucked up that I just can’t function as a person. Idk. Not good enough 4 her though still gotta learn how to be like everyone else ^_^ i hope i die ^_^ ^_^

[asksprunkiestsimon]

Kill Wenda...

ITS FOR HER OWN FUCKING GOOD, MAN

ITS MY FAILT SHE'S THIS WAY

@jacerino21

" you see this face ? this beautiful beautiful face ? " " it was almost creamed corn after what she did to me " " shoutout to my homeboy gray for patching me up ! ahaha " " and contrary to popular belief.. i don't exactly enjoy killing my friends " " ..please don't ask me things like that. it's not very cool "

[spitinsideme]

What are some other gay ships you like besides ragapom?

mae x jules from.the show devil in ohio .. i dont think ajyone understands my love for this ship and i jate how little fanfiction anf fanart tgere is of this show in general. i love this show so much devil in ohio os 5hr best show rver but i jst wsnt to say rigjt now that theg fucked the ending uo bevsude it coukd have been MORE like it shpukd hae bern MORE !!! tbe thing that happened between mae and jules was literally made up fakr drama tjat jules would have never even started at that point in their friendship, it was drama athat wpukd have nrver occured woth the way they were progresseing and the friendship stage they were in ajd i jate how it was played out it wad so fake it was so forxed and i hated it. i hated the ending i jated everything aboit the last fee episofes becaude it felt rushed it felt like the point wss to just show how fucmed this girl was and how she ruins everythinf and how manipulative she is in just 4 episodes and it wad so .. weord becsude she was progressing so well !!! itwas so out of noehere, especially taht drama between jules best friend oscar or soem bullshit and mae ??? likr its not maes failt tjat people went to her or that she got popular, and jules wpuld havr mevrr blamed it on mae at thay point becaude cjaracayer develolment had occured !!! idontknow .. i really like that ship and id love to makr fanart for it one day

claudia x grace from tbe movie my first summer. this movie was suorrduorr amaizng it was a lesbian movie i watxhed last yesr when i was on a lesbian binge mmovir and i estcbed many obscure lesbian videos ( i remdver i wtched an italian bdsm gay mpvie whrre these two girls played .. sensual sadistic hide and seek ????? it was odd .. 10/10 movie ) but ky first sumer wad greta i mens it wa sad it had an ambiguois open ending as most lesbia movies do but overall i llved itsoosmuch and tbeir kiss wss so fucking sdorsble everythinf about it wad sosos adorable and i hate hoe its not even popular ??? not many peope have wstxhe dit when its the BEST lesbian mocie ever its my favrouote literlaly ever !!! theres nnot much fsnart of fansgiction for ir rither whoch SUCKS !! i wsnt to ome dya mske it for them

laura lee x lottie from the show yellowjackets. i feel like ay this point you understand that i love my ships to have religious symbolism, something religious is going on behind it, and also, blonde x brunette !! i dontknow if aby of you have watched it but SPOILER INCOMING !!!!!!!! aftet they had their HOT AND SPICY AND HOMOEROTIC baptism scene on thwir lake i was lime woah !!! i wa ssososure they woukd have had a little will they wont they situation, a little ooo they might kiss but they probbaly wont because laura lee is cathcokix and has intrrnalised homiphobiaaas !!!! or whatrver ixonfknow bit then SHE FUCKING DIES. AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW WHEN SHE DIED I STOPPED WATCHING I NEEDED TO TAKE A BREAK !!I TOOK A LOMG THREE WEK BREAK FROM YELLOEJSCKETS BECAUDE EVERYTHING I SAW, EVERYRHINF I WATCHED, EVERYTHINF REMINDED ME OF LAURA LEE AND IT HURT ME !!! IT HURT THAT I CPULDNT SEE MORR OF HER AND THAT SHE COUKDNT HAVE BEEN MORE AND THAT SHE WAS JUST THE CATHOLIX GIRL THATS ALL SHE WAS AND THATD ALL SHE DIED AS !!! AND I HATE THAT EVEN NOW I HAVE MEVER GOTTEN SO ATTACHED TO A CAHARCYRR !!! SOMETIMSI CRY REMDMEBRRONG SHES DEAD AND WILL NEVER GET TO BE MORE AND HAVE MORE AND BE COMPLEX AND SHOW HER COMPLEX THINGS !!! IT SUCKS !!!

emaline x kate from the show everything sucks. firstly, the show fucks anf i think metflix shpuld like lesbians more i mean comeon ee get ONE lesbian canon relationshio and sufdenly CNACELLED !!! we have to fucking neg for scrapes and secondly, MY FUCKING GOODDD !!!! GOOD FUCKING GOD !!! BECAUDE WHEN I SAW KATE REACH ITO HER TROUSERS WHILST LOOKONG AT THISE SEDUCTIVE PITTLR IMAGES OF WOMAN I SCREAMR DI FUCKING SCREAMED I SCREAMED LIKE A FUCKING BANSHEE AT A PRIDE PARADE !!!! I WAS SO HAPPY SHE WAS GAY !!! and when kate and emaline kissed .. i was so hapoyy i had to lause to jsut love in the moment for a bit .. theyre the best evet .. i esnt to make fanart for them .... sigh ... not enough fabart of fansfiction about them ...

enid x wednesday is also prety cute !! im not like reallyrealy imto it but its alright also im going to take a moment to beat that fucking xavierd ass i hate him do much i hope he dies its nlt even because he was a love interestedi mena that sucmed too but its becayse hes so fucking annoyong oooo my dad id alwayd on the roll or whatever and im depresseddd so i male art because im a sad fucjing srtist god go fucking get therapy stop fucking being a cunt i hate him so much

thats it .. i think .. if i remeber more ill uodate this ...

[kagamineriri]

you have seen my charater valar (my version of valefar)

i want to make this piece for a while because i have been working on the background on this charater

and i want to spend some time on valar

let me talk a bit about her and my idea is with her

i think the mini bosses form darkwoods are al married to leshy

leshy is the keep power he only married the stronges one that he had form his fallowers

valar was one of those

not to mind leshy was the one in charge of his realm but also the food that was produce for his fallowers

leshy want full controle of the choas he was going to making sure his most loyal fallower get feed my the berry he grow

Valar found it al normal because leshy made the rules there where depente on leshy for there future

But ever wen valar got in to the cult valar was on edge valar failt leshy demans for taking the lamb down and now the lamb is valar leader

Wen leshy fall and the 3 mini bosses know that in the cult there in a way are free form leshy

Only show sigh of be scared because the leader was the one who take care of them

And in valar mind she have to be married to be save

Wen valar ask the lamb hand in marrieds the lamb said no

Marry explain to valar that this is now how it suppose to work and that it better to heal and find someone that really love valar than that valar need to fallow the path that make them unhappy

Sorry it a bit long but this is a bit what i came up with with valar

And trust me leshy will still hunt her

But i hope you ejoy the silly thing i did

[superherokisser]

he’s. passing gym.

my brain hursshhssh

[alexbkrieger13]

I hate it, when some anons her don't allow critic and immeditely defend their favourites. In slow mo you can see how the goal happend and that Magda should hav blocked the ball but failt.

yea on rewatch with slow-mo cause it happened so fast had she been able to clear it we might be looking at a different result

[nancypullen]

Delightful Dingle

I know I'm moving like a sloth getting these posts up, and I can't even promise that they'll be worth it. Still, aren't they better than me droning on about my gardens or another recipe? Besides, I have something on a back burner that just might turn things around on the ol' blog. I might be making some life changes. MIGHT. Not counting any chickens before they hatch, but I'm a little bit excited. More on that later. For now, let's talk about Dingle! Dingle. It's fun to say and even more fun to visit. Of all of the castles, incredible views, ancient sites, and islands frozen in time - our day in Dingle was my favorite. The mister and I vacation differently. He is happiest when hiking up to a scenic vista, capturing an incredible snap of a cliff, tree, waterfall (oh, how he loves a waterfall), or meadow. I also love nature in all her glory, but I can get a lot of that at home. When I visit a foreign country I want to talk to people, find out what they do, what they eat, what's playing on the radio, how they spend their time. I absolutely love striking up a conversation with a stranger and getting a taste of normal life in wherever I might be. I was able to do that with a wonderful gentleman and artist in Waterville -Leo Quinlan, retired Irish Army major. He was a cadet sent by Ireland to JFK's funeral, now he paints. You can find him on Instagram! lqart.ie

Anyway, that's what I do. I will talk to people in shops, cafes, public restrooms, train stations, you name it. I don't think I've ever received more delightful responses than I did in Ireland. The warmth and openness of the people we met was exceptional. There's a reason that you see "Cead mile failte" posted near practically every door. It's Gaelic for "100,000 welcomes". They actually mean it. Our visit to Dingle was a chance for me to talk and talk and talk to locals. It was also a chance for me to take my fingernails out of the dashboard. You see, much of what you want to see in Ireland is found along "The Wild Atlantic Way". A little two lane road, much of it perched cliffside with the Atlantic crashing against rocks below. We didn't drive the whole thing, it's something like 1600 miles, winding along the west coast of Ireland. We did enough of it. I have very few pictures and no video because I was too busy hyperventilating. Here's a taste.

My blood pressure goes up just watching that. Flashbacks. I know that Mickey is capable driver. I don't know if anyone else is. Factor in that he was driving from the right side of the car and on the left side of the road and I get jittery. In my defense, I was once a passenger in a van (driven by a high school drivers ed teacher) that rolled off the side of a mountain. I lived to tell the tale, but I've never forgotten the sensation of tipping over the edge. It was all because the driver was distracted, so when I'm in the passenger seat and I see Mickey's eyes darting all over framing photos in his mind, I get nervous. I probably should have dealt with that bit of PTSD decades ago, but you can just add that to the long list of things that make me weird interesting. I do feel sorry for Mickey when I'm along, because he loves a good, twisty drive. We've been on too many. And I did enjoy some of the views (when I opened my eyes). This was at a lower elevation, almost to Dingle.

That was a long-winded way of explaining why a day spent walking around a beautiful town and talking to friendly people was so welcome. Dingle was an oasis in the desert for me. Hello, Dingle!

Its a lovely seaside town with a very artsy vibe. There were lots of pubs and restaurants, plenty of pretty boutiques, art galleries, gift shops, book stores, and ice cream shops. Apparently, Dingle is semi-famous for their ice cream. There's also a statue near the harbor dedicated to Fungie, a local dolphin whose antics delighted fishermen and tourists. He sought out human contact and chose to live alone in the waters near Dingle, enjoying his interactions, rather than join a pod. He was first spotted in 1983 and is believed to have died in 2020. His legend lives on.

Everything about this sweet town was fun. I don't blame Fungie for staying.

I sent the mister off to snap photos and I roamed up and down the streets. Murphy's was the most popular ice cream spot.

We also ate lunch at Murphy's Pub. I'm seeing a pattern.

One of my favorite stops was this little shop.

Do you see what I see inside the shop, just past the painted cat?

Of course I had to go inside and pet her. She was a bit chunkier than when her portrait was painted. Bless her fluffy heart, I understand.

I walked and walked...

popping in and out of shops and talking to everyone. It was so much fun. Little chats, interesting tidbits, not a stranger in sight. I felt that I was actually experiencing Ireland. Not just the many, many beautiful sights, but the heartbeat of the country - her wonderful people! I had so many little sacks with me when I finally met Mickey for a late lunch, I had scattered my money in every corner of town. Irish linen sachets filled with Irish lavender, tea towels decorated with happy Irish sheep, a fascinating book on the potato famine from a charming book store, a beautiful print from a gallery, two very pretty coffee mugs for two coffee lovers I know, and even a wedge of cheese from this little shop.

We enjoyed a wedge of Wilma's Gouda. Wilma O'Connor is a Dutch woman who married an Irish fellow, and in the 1980's began making the gouda of her homeland with Irish cow's milk. It was a hit and Wilma is now famous. Tasty cheese, well-deserved fame. Bonus points for the sign in English. I knew what I was getting before I walked in. Most shops had signs I couldn't read, if the window display didn't provide enough clues, I had to go inside, right?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. By entering every shop I experienced everything from local pottery to a tobacco shop that smelled like my Grandpa Holtz. Even better, each shop had a friendly face inside just waiting to chat with me. Delightful. I really loved Dingle.

I met up with this guy for a bite.

Then I suggested we walk off our late lunch (I wasn't ready to leave!) and before we strolled back to the harbor where our car was parked.

For the mister that also meant a stop at Murphy's for ice cream. So yes, we saw amazing castles, we visited the Hill of Tara where Irish kings have ruled for centuries, we saw natural and manmade beauty around every corner. But my day in Dingle, talking and laughing with the warm and wonderful folks of a colorful, happy town - best day of all! That said, there's more to come. I swear I'll wrap this up. I'll be back to talk about more castles, ancient sites, and snails...so many snails. Until tomorrow, stay safe, stay well. XOXO, Nancy

[shuxiii]

GIRL WHAT IS THIS HANYN ANGST, WE LITERALLY PICK HER EVERY TIME THAT YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD MAKE THE NEXT STORY REALY ANGSTY SO THAT WE NEVER PICK HER AGAIN, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAILT 😡😡😡

🤣also we’re near the most gut wrenching chapter of the story… and I’ll be hoenst 🤥 i feel like i can see mhiy ending soon already…

[horrorsequel]

i love my physical therapisy im also pissed off at her for making me do sleep hygiene even tho its not her failt i cant sleep and im getting heart plapatations from sleep deprivation

[rxtualistic]

"Don't say that, mi amor," Mateo said with a grimace, faking a shiver at the idea of both having Ricardo in therapy with them - god only knew how much material for teasing he would gather - and having the man perpetually glued to him. When her smile failted and her voice dropped, Mateo's gaze set on her as worry flashed on his face. His eyes turned soft as the reason behind her worry became clear, it only made him love her more. "No, no." He shook his head, smiling reassuringly. "He knows we are not going through our best moment but that's the extent of it." Ricardo wasn't stupid and Mateo hadn't wanted to lie to him but he didn't want to expose her either. "You know how he is, he notices things. I couldn't just pretend everything was fine. He would have grown suspicious," he explained in an apologetic tone. It had been hard not having anyone to open up about how he felt about the past events and it had put some distance between the two friends. But nothing they couldn't work through. "What about my trust? I am your husband, Reagan! We are supposed to share everything!" He shook his head with discontent, tsking his tongue and making an act of letting a long breath of air through the nose. "I don't know any long-haired Mateo. Don't believe anything he tells you!" Leave it to Ricardo to exaggerate their stories. When had Mateo driven any woman crazy? That was Ricardo's thing. The place looked almost the same and Mateo found himself assaulted by the memories of their first date. "Red wine, was that it?" It had been years and he had been too nervous that day to notice anything other than the most breathtaking woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and her bright smile lighting up the place. It had felt almost too good to be real and as he looked at her, a few years older but even more beautiful than the day they met, he realized it still felt like a dream. Who would have told those stupid kids in love that they would make it? True love was something that slipped through most people's fingers. They were one of the luckiest ones.

When their eyes met, she discovered a gaze as intense as the first time they had seen each other, so many years ago. And Reagan's smile widened. So big and so bright. Por siempre y para siempre. From the moment she met him Mateo had crept into her heart, not like a sudden hurricane, but like a gentle breeze that swept away all her beliefs and the principles she had clung to all her life: that love could not be eternal. Now Reagan was sure that, no matter what problems came their way, they'd make it through. Things would be fine.

And when they laughed, the sound was riddled with hope. "It's basically an extension of you, mi vida. I'm surprised he didn't invite himself to therapy, actually." The smile on her lips lost some of its intensity as she thought about her words. "Does he know, that you and I…?" They used to tell almost everything to each other, so Reagan wouldn't be surprised if her husband had told him about their marital problems. "Oh no no, not a chance." She pointed her free hand at him. "I'm not about to break his trust like that. You'll use that information to mess with him and Ricardo will never tell me anything ever again. And I love it when he tells me about your youthful stories! About this young, wild Mateo with his long hair and that thick accent that drove girls crazy." Her eyes sparkled graciously, chuckling as her husband opened the door for her. "Why thank you." They entered the bar, practically empty. The lighting was dim, and a song too romantic for this kind of atmosphere was playing in the background. Reagan's fingers clung tightly to Mateo's, pulling him toward the bar. She was suddenly nervous, as if this were their second date all over again.

[catboyvader]

when ur boss is upset at you cus hes late to work???

[writing-promp-ts]

Z - any question... What is the most awkward or funny out-of-context thing you've overhead, if there is one? - Ophelia

so working with the public as i do, i overhear a LOT of shit.

i think the funniest thing i’ve overheard was when a customer was shit talking me but i could obviously hear it?? it was literally just about how i was “clearly disrespecting her” by not allowing her to use a coupon for an item we didn’t even have yet??

it was for one of those plant-based burgers a lot of fast food places are coming out with, it was a buy one get one free, but we wouldn’t have had the burgers until the next day, and i was getting shit talked about because how dare i not sell them an item we didn’t have!

she was literally like, “it’s just so fucking rude to give out coupons for burgers they don’t even have yet. i want to go somewhere i’ll be RESPECTED. i’m not being respected here. i’m going somewhere else from now on.” and like? okay. congrats. talk to corporate. i don’t control the coupons.

thinking about it just makes me laugh bc it’s like WOW the audacity of entitled people.

[glampacked]

My mom yesterday. Hey that drink I made for the birthday a month ago is still in fridge

Me: drinks almost whole gallon one night later, rollin around nake d in bed

[mychemicalflowers]

lms iff u read this personal post

[augujerdeer]

I hate this so much I wanna stop drawing please please pleas brain stop making me draw I’m so tired please I don’t wanna draw anymore a a a aaa A A AAA A A

[deithe]

if i could i would bite simon harris and the judges in charge of immigration here so hard that my teeth would break