#this is ewfuibjkenfwenk so funny

[beanghostprincess]

Hear my out please hear me out it's cracked but just give me a chance. Zeff and yasopp

Sanji came to visit his old man and help out at the restaurant for old times sake of course they brought usopp with him. Everything is great zeff knows Usopp he likes usopp he's a nice young man perfect for his kid. Anyway the Red haired come and visit the baratie. (Yasopp and Usopp already have a stable father son relationship no drama. Not between them at least) Usopp, excited to run into his old man sits down and catches up for a while. Sanji and yasopp are friendly to each other. Yasopp thinks he's alright, helped his son break out of his shell a little.

Everything is normal every one is getting along. Sanji notices zeff talking to the red hair pirates a lot they're regulars so that's normal. Zeff is talking to Yasopp a lot more laughing and smiling. making yasopp laugh and smile.....smile a lot actually. He's blushing? No no no not normal! he's flirting with him. Nope we need to nip this in the bud right now! Usopp!

Sanji finds Usopp watering their flowers and pulls him back into the kitchen to spy on their parents. Sanji explains the situation and tries to come up with a plan to split them up. Usopp doesn't really care. He noticed his dad and zeff way before sanji did and thought nothing of it.

(Usopp: woah! he's bisexual I didn't know that!

Yasopp: by the way, I'm bisexual I forgot- I forgot to announce that- how do I turn this shit off?)

If he's being honest he wants his dad to get back out there. He spent years grieving over Banchina he's finally accepted it, now it's time to move on like she wants him to. He doesn't think what ever zeff and yasopp have is nothing serious just surface level flirting.

Sanji disagrees completely. This! Whatever this is, can't happen he doesn't care if it's surface level.

Sanji: There's a chance that it won't be surface level and then what?

Usopp:.......I don't know! I just......*sigh* I just want to see my dad happy ok. Watching my dad mourn like he did wasn't a great experience for me I'm relieved that it's over. It's a little strange but I don't think it's going anywhere. Just let them have this l.

Sanji:........................... If he hurts my dad I'm killing him

Usopp: I'll allow that

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS I AM DYING PIOEWFHISEHFIWENFOIEWN I actually saw this ask yesterday while I was watching FMAB with my friend and we had to pause the fucking show because I needed to read this thing so bad- It's- Great. It's just great.

Yasopp and Zeff getting along and flirting because, y'know, they're adults and they're hot and they're dads so that makes a lot of sense idk let them fuck. And I genuinely believe Sanji would panic in the worst of ways and he'd start plotting to split them apart while Usopp eats calmly next to him and laughs and he's like "Huh, idk, I think they look cute" and Sanji makes the most offended expression ever. He's so done.