#this hoe /positive

[theanoninyourinbox]

Ask game tiiiiime ummmm shamrock tell me ma? I like that song it’s a silly bouncy jam 👏

one of my oldest ocs THAT REFUSES TO KEEP A NAME

last known as Jase, he's a lyrebird anthro (...feathery? avian? idk what the furry term is) that lives in a community of semi-amnesic birdfolk. Every so often one will emerge from a cave, not knowing their name or past, but knowing basic life details like allergies or gender or whatever. Usually each one comes through with an item that stirs feelings but not memories...but Jase just figured out how to open the locket he came with...and remembered...

aaaaand that's what you get! i have a whole story about the happenings with Jase and the other birdfolk (many of which are NOT from the cave and also baffled) but i might actually write that down one day so NO SPOILERS ;3

thanks for the ask!

[mixedindy]

[anxietycheesecake]

There's something so "performative" about the finale, not sure how to articulate it. I mean, it's been like that for a while, but there were still sincere moments every now and then (probably from the cast putting all their actussy into it). It wanted to make a statement so bad, regardless of whether you think they were mocking us or not. "I'm not a normal sitcom, I'm a cool sitcom, like Seinfield. I don't fit in and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen my characters evolve? Oh... Oh... No, you haven't! I artificially took that back every single time! That's cool."

They wanted to remove the sense of a plot and a purpose that season 3 and partially season 4 gave it so hard it's like they couldn't think of anything else. It's funny because it's pointless and unsatisfying, even though we have managed to balance raunchy comedy and emotional scenes just fine before. It's easier this way and it get us Reddit praise. But here's the thing, it wasn't even that funny. Season 1 was just sitcom shenanigans and dark comedy and it was hilarious. Like, when was the last time you physically bent over in laughter while watching this show and are you sure it wasn't because the actors were making a funny voice or a funny face that absolutely wasn't scripted?

But I mean, all that aside, I think it's just cringe. It's giving "how you doing, fellow kids?" It's overdone and so eager to be disruptive it ends up being anticlimatic. "That's the point! We were trying to be anticlimatic!" Ok, bro, you're either a shit writer because you couldn't come up with an actual conclusion or because you genuinely thought that'd make good tv.

Comparing wwdits to Seinfield is like when wannabe great American novelist says he's writing the next Great Gatsby. No you're not. And I don't mean this as "wwdits isn't worth shit compared to actual high art sitcoms such as Seinfield" (I actually liked it better when it wasn't trying to become Seinfield); it's just... There's already a Seinfield. And there was already a wwdits that had found its footing and its voice and was doing a near perfect balancing act between comedy and drama, while keeping it humor-focused at all times. Your story is yours but when my book was starting to sound a lot like The Girls by Emma Cline minus the ABSOLUTE LITERATURE of it (arguably the best thing about The Girls), my mom was like "this not you, girl, what are you doing?" And that was MY MOM, not some random people on the Internet who are a small portion of the people who put food on my table (hopefully, heh -pay writers better, bitches >:(-). Like, dude, you're in your 40s, how can you be this petty?

At the end of the day, it was just petty. It read like fanfiction a troll would write. And they can try to gaslight us into buying it was actually such a smart move and amazing writing, but we know the truth. "We've thought about six possible endings for Guillermo's arc and haven't decided on one", "We kind of just come up with things that might be funny and work them into an episode"; things being said about a show one its fourth and fifth season. Absolutely valid, of course, but you can just admit you bit more than you could chew and wanted an easy way out. We get it, it's your job, do whatever you need to get that (far too small) paycheck, but don't put a "subversive" label on it and call it a perfect ending.

And if you're so willing to disrespect your fanbase or convince them they were watching a completely different show mere three years ago, for fuck's sake, commit to the bit and at least make it entertaining. Characters just spelling out things that are going to annoy the fans or prove to them it was silly to care about the shit and fart show for half and hour? THREE TIMES? Dude, you can be more subtle, media litecary's been dead for a while now. It's not unfunny in the sense that it's offensive; rather it was offensive how deeply unfunny it was. How can you manage to be this dishonest while doing everything in your power to make yourself seem even more dishonest??? smh

[artfest]

[positive-total-drama-takez]

duncan and harold would NOT cuddle peacefully bro. they have fuckin night shifts or something. no cuddles for these bitches

-🪲

thank you, bugnon, for saying the truth.

[amberryxo]

obsessed 👽🖤✨💻🎶

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

friendly reminder that you can have a hoe era and be smart the whole time. condoms. birth control. testing. talk to your doctor. share your location before hookups. have boundaries. be careful. hoe era does not equal stupid era. be smart and get fucked.

[vilelittlecritter]

Ha ha I don't know what I want to do with my life and I feel unsatisfied with my current condition!

[raybeesmustsuck]

𝑨𝒓𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒆;

[nemesismess]

I won't spend my adult years as I did when I was younger trying to get people to like me based on acting what I think they like

I will act as myself and get LESS people to like me ❤️

[inhidingxoxo3637]

"girls girls you're both pretty!"

[mixedindy]

(pinterest)

[draw-you-coward]

"Ah, nothing says 'true love' like faking your own death to avoid someone."

screenshot study! which was SO out of my league dear GOd

[artfest]

joyfulsmolthings on instagram

[elliotts-personal-property]

PLEASE LET ME BE HIS TAILOR🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

I NEED to find a way to go back in time and switch spots with that guy

[bedforddanes75]

thank you ao3 for WORKING. anyway i know it's uncool to write gatty but like im obsessing over these fucking fake cowboy freaks and i CANT stop and you should actually all obsess with me thank you okay here im leaving now im scared