#this got dramatic fast oops

[sick-ada]

OH YEAH i was thinking about like. au where the inklings and octarians are switched location-wise but it's not just "oh these characters are squids instead of octopus"

so like. the great turf war isn't fought for space on the surface, it's fought for the rights to settle the old human domes, and the inklings win so they get to go to the domes. maybe instead of rising sea levels it's like solar flares or something

idk maybe it's the fucking mole in my brain that likes dark confined spaces more than anything but it kinda recontextualises a lot of shit if the promised land is a safe, cool bunker underground that you're fighting to reach. you struggle through kamabo co chasing the promise of freedom, discover the lie of it, then finally truly reach the promised land and it's just more lies. the screens still imitate the sun you've been living under your entire life, the one you fled

and maybe you don't regret it. maybe you come down here and it's safe and you make new friends and play new sports and it was all worth it. but maybe when you go back to kamabo, you get your memories back, bleached clean from whatever anguish and resentment you held, and you wonder whether your people really lost the great war. if you could have spent these past hundred years appreciating this blessing rather chasing a pale shadow

[weirdgenetic-fuckup]

Can you do dave mustaine too (safe words)

I wrote this pretty fast but I hope it's still up to your standards of tumblr smut <3 If you want to see another artist for this prompt or any other's I'd be happy to write it (I'm very bored :'3) just let me know :3

Warnings: Smut, slight angst, use of a safe word, if you think there's something I missed please let me know :3

You and Dave had been dating for a few months now and decided that you would have date nights every Friday night. It didn’t have to be something big every week and you would take turns planning the dates in question, but there was always something.

The both of you had had a very long week and now just needed some time to relax so a movie marathon night was the best option in your minds.

Dave got snacks, drinks and a pizza for an actual meal on his way home while you set up a comfy place on the couch and got a set of DVDs stacked up in the order you planned to watch them. The genre���s ranged from cheesy romance to get you started and then psychological horror for later in the night. You also had a few comedies sprinkled in so you’d be able to sleep tonight, either way it gave you an excuse to cuddle up tight to Dave and that’s all that really concerned you.

Dave got home and you started on your night, watching and snacking and cuddling all the while. About halfway through one of the romance movies there was sex scene that you didn’t realise would pop up. It was probably one of the first filmed movies you’d seen ever and this scene was no exception to that.

You watched in discomfort as it went on, the dramatic noises and odd movements making you shift in your seat. Dave looked to you, chuckling softly. “What? This movie got you feeling something?” He teased. You shook your head, cringing.

“Can you fast-forward or something?” You asked, searching around for the remote. It was just on the edge of the coffee table, when you went to reach for it Dave kicked it off the corner and it landed with a soft thud on the carpet. “Oops.” He smirked and pulled you in for a kiss.

The kiss was a nice distraction from the film in the background. Dave obviously wanted to take it further and didn’t even ask before tearing your clothes off. To be fair, they didn’t break. Though you’re sure you heard a rip at some point everything did seem fine.

Dave was all over you, kissing up and down your neck, licking and sucking on your chest. Whatever he could reach he had his mouth on.

Soon he had you standing in front of him between the couch and the coffee table, facing the TV. Dave was standing right behind you, cock buried deep inside you and quick thrusts pumping it in and out of you at a pace that would normally have you seeing stars. Instead, everything just felt off. He wasn’t hitting the right spots, his harsh words just hurt you and if he tried being nice you felt awkward.

The movie seemed to keep getting louder and louder and you just wanted everything to stop around you. “Davie-Davie, I don’t-”

“Shut the fuck you, slut.” Dave interrupted you, continuing to rut into you. He seemed perfectly content with the scene, you felt as if you were recreating the scene in the movie.

“Davie, can we just-” You were cut off by a yelp when he slapped your ass.

“I said shut up!” He said in a much more commanding tone. That along with the slap, not to mention the embarrassment you felt at this moment, brought tears to your eyes.

“Davie, please...” You tried again. His hand raised and came down harder on your ass, leaving a bright red mark. That stretch he forced that always had your mind in a fog hurt, his harsh words that made you want to beg hurt, the slaps you loved counting hurt. The tears trickled down your cheeks and hit the floor. For a moment Dave’s hips sputtered and you took it as your chance. “Pumpkin.” You said, it came out no louder than a whisper.

Dave stopped completely. “What-what was that?” He asked, now just holding you close, strong arms wrapped around your waist.

“Please, stop, I-I don’t like it.” You stumbled out. Dave pulled out and reached back for a blanket to wrap around you. You got your shorts back on, Dave offered you his shirt and you happily accepted.

Dave sat you back down on the couch, holding you in his lap. A little cocoon of blankets and comfy things. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to.” He said, pressing soft kisses to your cheeks and forehead. “I thought it would be a fun end to the week.” He explained. You nodded, resting your head on his shoulder.

“Next time do something romantic, not fake Elvis fucking Marilyn Manson.” You said with a soft chuckle. You aren’t even sure what movie it was. Hell you didn’t even know how you got it in your hands but it was never going to be played again.

“You wanna keep watching movies? Or-or I could get you a bubble bath, light some candles, give you a massage?” You knew he would do anything to make it up to you. It sounded like a good end to the week for you.

“Can we cuddle in the bath?” You asked, looking up at him, your eyes still slightly glassy. He chuckled and nodded

“Of course we can, you thought I’d let you get princess treatment alone?” He kissed the tip of your nose. “I am just as deserving of being a princess.” He stated as he lifted you up to carry you to the bathroom so he could set everything up with you.

[blushblushbear]

💘💖🍪🍳 for the kitsunes?

Aki:

💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)?

He really likes someone who he can be himself around. Someone who'll laugh at his jokes and fool around with him, but also won't let his silly nature stop from them taking him seriously. He wants a shoulder to lean on, a hand to hold and a face to kiss.

💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them?

Fairly frequently. He really likes to show off when he can. Though further into things he'll feel less of a need to do it. That being said, he still likes to try and wow you. Usually it's with some kind of trick. Also I think you wow him at the weirdest times and with the weirdest things. Like you do math in your head really fast or something and he's like MIND BLOWN lol

🍪 - How well can they bake?

Not well at all. But bless his heart, he tries...

🍳 - How well can they cook?

Same with baking... he tries. He's definitely getting better though! (can cook better than he can bake weirdly enough...)

Haru:

💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)?

So he really enjoys a partner who is a complimenting opposite if that makes any sense?? Like not necessarily a full swing in the other direction to how he is, but like-- on a fundamental level has differences. It's like that bit in Rocky where the dude asks what he sees in his (the dude's) sister, 'she's got gaps, I got gaps, together we fill gaps, I dunno...' He mostly wants a partner in life, but more importantly a partner that he can find balance with. He wants someone that will actually stay and someone he doesn't want to leave...

💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them?

...I'm starting to realize the base line answer for all the kistune is gonna be the same on this one. Frequently he tries to impress you. Well, less impress and more charm. He likes to try and make you swoon. He's a little less constant when you both settle into each other, less cause he stopped wanting to do it, and more cause you've seen all his tricks and charms now and he has to think of new ones or up his anty. I will say, he is quick to turn on the charm if he feels jealous or a little threatened. You'd be surprised how quickly he can make a rose or a drink happen when he sees someone else hitting on you. And the way he will slide in and block them off pretending to not see them?? PETTY. lmao

As for impressing him, you do it in small ways all the time without even trying or meaning to. He's just very enamored with your existence a little bit.

🍪 - How well can they bake?

Pretty good actually! One of the best ways to charm people is to know how to cook and he'll be damned if he's caught slouching! (also he actually likes to cook! it's nice to do, you get good food at the end, and it's a good way to care for someone)

🍳 - How well can they cook?

OOPS ALREADY ANSWERED THIS ONE ON ACCIDENT! but yeah uhhh-- pretty good! On average he's one of the better cooks, not just among the kistune, but in the game! (he's probs the best of the kistune for consistence-- Fuyu can make a finer dish, but Haru can make MORE dishes so it's like--- yeah he wins)

Fuyu:

💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)?

A lively, vivacious energy. They don't need to be going sky diving or anything, they just need to generally enjoy life. Enjoy living! After all this time, he needs to live again, and he'd like some company to do it with.

💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them?

Once again, FREQUENTLY. He tries to be subtle about it though. Well, subtle for Fuyu. Which means it can still get dramatic and bombastic really quick. Lots of poems and paintings and telling you about his theatrical stardom before he became clan leader. He will love bomb you with his artistic prowess. I think you impress him every so often but over time he gets surprised by it less and less. OF COURSE YOU ARE THIS WONDERFUL! ONLY A FOOL WOULD FAIL TO RECOGNIZE IT! (he's still impressed all the same though)

🍪 - How well can they bake?

He's actually pretty alright with it! In general his knowledge on how to cook anything is pretty scattered and random (like he can perfectly make a stew from scratch but cup ramen throws him for a loop) He definitely likes the activity better with your help.

🍳 - How well can they cook?

ONCE AGAIN OOPS ACCIDENTALLY ANSWERED THIS ALREADY, but I will say again Fuyu is second place amongst the kistune purely cause while with certain dishes he can make them better than Haru, it's only like--- 10 dishes. Where as Haru can make like hundreds and they're all really good. RIP FUYU, I should make a cooking tier list for the boys... BUT EITHER WAY, I think he would be better at baking than he would at cooking

[kissmetwicekissmedeadly]

Partners on the Prowl event highlights!! (Napoleon's route)

(im so late to this but I know I had thoughts about it so im going to go through my screenshots and ramble)

I was excited for this event! When it first came out in JP I focused so hard on how good he looks in an uniform that I wrote a whole fic about it, oops. Not that it had anything to do with the event itself, i dont think i even translated the synopsis or anything....I imagined the MC would be a normal citizen in this AU, so it was such a surprise seeing that they're actually partners! Good partners at that. It's made sure that we see how well they work in a team, even the town people can see it.

(spoilers to Napoleon's main route in the paragraph ahead)

I really like having the chance to see him in this light. In Napoleon's route (especially early on) we do feel him as equal to us, like a friend (contrasted to, say, Mozart, or any of the "great men" of the mansion), mostly due to him being a fellow human, and well, because that's how he wants to be seen. It's something similar here with them sharing a job position, being a team. It felt nostalgic!! MC's secret feelings for him are a bit more extreme though, it hurts to see her like that. With Napoleon being super friendly and casual around her, it would be really really heartbreaking if he truly felt nothing back 💔

Also, Napoleon drinking wine 😳 we do have a few instances of him drinking wine before, and even if it doesn't necessarily show his preference and is just a go-to alcoholic drink for the writers to slip into the stories, i must say that i like it! It stays true to the real Napoleon's preferences, as he liked (red) wine. I'd like to think that it's not a coincidence!

Their banter. I'm so so so glad we get to see this HAHA Napoleon is usually a bit teasing but here they can go all the way since it's "friendly" banter lol he's not busy saying how cute she is so instead he just laughs his ass off. I like the emphasis on his typically strong laugher, with even his shoulders shaking! That's monsieur de wahaha right there!

HE ACTUALLY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE CREPES LIKE THE CREPE ENTHUSIAST HE IS???? "They put cheese in the batter to make it creamier" STFU WHY ARE YOU A CREPE NERD!!! This too:

he also makes them so naturally he pays attention to how they're made. That's the closest we'll get to see him being a nerd about something, and I appreciate it a lot. Also I really felt MC, starting to like something because of him.....oh girl

I did see it coming, MC getting in danger like that, but it still got dramatic so fast!! A little over the top maybe but do you think I'm going to complain jtskkg he was cool, okay! We're in a James Bond movie now.

It made me wheeze how "oh and by the way" he slipped this detail in, and again, I don't mind it. I prefer a dynamic event story like that! We got to see many sides of him through new eyes, but he was still pretty much himself. Laughing a lot, teasing, catching people's eye, friendly, crepe-loving... This had all the elements for a Napo lover to enjoy! 😋

Also, the epilogue was hot...

If you read this far, thank you for your attention! 🫡🫶

[misc-obeyme]

🪱

Long time no talk hello cc i had a shower thought.

If for some dumb reason if cerberus were to bite mc i made a list of most violent reactions to least violent i wanna know if you agree

Lucifer

Diavolo

Barbatos

Satan

Levi

Beel

Belphie

Mammon

Solomon

Asmo

Simone

Luke

Do you agree??? If no whats your list???

Ohhh hello 🪱 anon!

What an interesting scenario. I can't imagine Cerberus actually ever biting MC... just because I'm more inclined to imagine Cerberus loving MC as much everyone else does lol.

My list kinda depends on the definition of violent. Would they have a big reaction or would they straight up go Cruella De Vil and turn Cerbie into a coat?

I'm kinda back and forth about Lucifer. I'm pretty sure Lucifer loves Cerberus, but he also loves MC. And I don't think Lucifer would react very well to his dog doing something like that. You know, like he probably trained Cerberus himself. So I do think he'd be pissed at any rate.

I see Diavolo just getting MC out of there and keeping them at the castle for a while. I think he'd be like hey Lucifer take care of your dog and leave things to Lucifer for that part of it. He's gonna keep MC with him until they're fully healed.

Barbatos would be able to subdue Cerberus with a look, I'm fairly certain. He'd be angry, but I don't think he'd lose his cool enough to do anything other than nurse MC back to health. I see him also sorta leaving the Cerberus side of things to Luci.

I'm not so sure about Satan. He's a little more uhhhh well violent in general lol. Because I could totally see him getting pissed about this, too, but like he's more prone to losing his shit. Even still I think his priority would be MC.

I think Levi would be farther down on the list 'cause he does not strike me as the kinda demon to stand up to big scary three headed dogs. He'd be upset about the situation, no doubt, but I think he'd be too busy flailing over MC to do much. He might do that thing where he snaps and summons Lotan, though. In which case everybody's just gonna hafta go for a swim.

Beel is tricky because I don't see him as violent. To me he's such a big sweetheart, I see him doing something more like getting in the way and ending up getting bitten himself in an attempt to protect MC. Carries MC to safety as fast as he can.

Belphie... well... man I dunno. He can't exactly choke out a dog, can he? He's violent but in a quieter way than I think would be needed for something Cerbie's size lol. I think he'd be more likely to distract Cerberus with something so he can get MC outta there.

Mammon is known for being a bit of a scaredy cat, but I think it's more about horror than big dogs. That being said, he's also known for running fast, so I think he's in a good spot on the list. He'd just pick up MC and book it out of there. Yell at Lucifer about his dog later.

Solomon is interesting because I really think the "violence" definition comes into play here. Violent as in "dramatic reaction?" Put my man at the top of the list. Violent as in "physically attack?" No, he's about right where he is. Solomon would be extremely upset about this situation, but he'd take care of it with magic.

I think Asmo would use his charm on Cerbie. It obviously works on animals, so that'd be easy enough. Charms the heck out of Luci's dog so he can remove MC from the situation. And I see him being calm about it, too, just taking care of things because MC's safety is on the line and he's not messing around with that.

For some reason, I have this vision of Simeon calming the raging beast with a gentle touch lol. Is it because he's an angel or is it just because he's beautiful? Perhaps both. Either way, he's probably in the right spot.

Luke, my darling precious son, I hate to say it but I'm pretty sure he'd get eaten. I think he'd try to protect MC and stand between them and Cerberus. But he's probably just the right size to be gulped down in a single bite.

Oops this got a little lengthy lol. Anyway, those are just my general thoughts on it! But man, I kinda feel bad for Cerberus in this scenario because you know nobody is gonna be okay with him biting MC.

[headfullofpresley]

Caroline's first day of school maybe? Where she's so excited for it until she realizes that Elvis won't be going in with her.

𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲

Pairing: Elvis Presley x Caroline Presley (x reader)

Word count: 3K

Warnings: 60s!elvis, elvis isn't famous (i love me some 'normal' family vibes), soft dad!elvis, caroline being a lil dramaqueen, mention of red west, red has a son. this doesn't follow timelines of any of my other fics with caroline.

A/N: this request has been sitting in my inbox for a pretty long time (oops), but here it is- i hope this finds it way back to you, nonnie!! made it 60s!elvis because he has my heart. i love writing for dad!elvis, so don't be afraid to request more for him!

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Caroline had been up for hours.

You didn’t even have to wake her before you got up for work because as you went to check on her, she was already sitting in the middle of her room, playing with her toys.

At five years old, she was quite the independent little girl. She usually slept through the entire night and when she’d be up before you and Elvis were, she stayed in her room to play until she heard you talking or coming out of your bedroom. You knew the reason why she was awake so early now and that was because she started kindergarten for the first time today- she could barely sleep last night due to her excitement.

You decided to let Elvis sleep for a little longer and gave Caroline a bath while also getting yourself ready before bringing her to the kitchen for breakfast. She allowed it, but she couldn’t wait until her father woke up and would bring her to school- you weren’t worried about your little girl or whatsoever. You and Elvis told her that she’d be without either of you for several hours while at school, but she told you that it didn’t matter and that she was excited to play with other children.

Red and Pat’s little boy was attending for the first time today too, so at least she had a familiar face to turn to.

You entertained your daughter until it was time for you to leave and when you brought her into your bedroom to wake up Elvis, you saw he was already up and doing his hair in the ensuite bathroom, freshly showered.

“There’s my pretty girls,” he grinned as he turned to you, holding his hair-product covered hands away from you as he leaned in to kiss you. Caroline was already puckering her lips for hers as she tugged on his trousers, giggling as he pecked her lips with a theatrical “mwah!”.

“Give me a kiss, Care. Mommy’s leaving,” you told her as you bend down to her level, opening your arms for her. She turned away from her father who quickly finished his hair and washed his hands, throwing her arms around your neck. She promised you to be a good girl and to have fun today when you told her so and hugged you tightly, carefully kissing your lips as she was always worried that your lipstick would smudge on her face.

You said your goodbyes to your husband, which took longer than your daughter liked, making her playfully push you out of the bathroom. She wanted to get to school as fast as possible and Elvis wasn’t ready to leave yet.

 

“You got your lunch, baby?”

“You put it in my bag, Daddy!” Caroline giggled from the backseat as she looked at him through the rearview mirror, knowing he was joking because he was grinning from ear to ear.

Just like you, Elvis wasn’t worried about Caroline. She had been excited for this day the entire past week and couldn’t stop talking about playing with Benji West and about her teacher, despite not even having met the woman yet. He heard the horror stories you had told him about you crying and screaming bloody murder when your mother dropped you off at school for the first time, but he was absolutely convinced Caroline wasn’t going to be like that.

She’d be calm and collected- just as he was as a child. She wouldn’t be as dramatic as her mother sometimes was as a child- not with this.

As he drove to the school while listening to his daughter sing along to the radio, he didn’t realise there was a storm waiting for him at Caroline’s future classroom.

 

Elvis was one of the few dad’s bringing his child to school. He figured most families were living a traditional life with the man working full time while the mother stayed at home to take care of the children- he had once wanted it to be that way too, but he knew you well enough that you weren’t happy sitting at home all day and you were the kind of woman he couldn’t hold under his thumb. He loved you and you were passionate about your job, so he wasn’t going to be an ass of a husband and hold you back.

Both you and him had jobs that paid good enough to work part-time and live a very comfortable life- you’d switch bringing Caroline to school, so today wouldn’t be the last time he’d walk his daughter to her class.

His presence didn’t go unnoticed as pretty much every mother there questioned what he was doing there (but mostly if he was a single dad or not) but he didn’t care about their eyes on him. He never did mind getting female attention, but his attention was only on the tiny female next to him, skipping down the hallway while clinging onto his hand.

She was still excited- a good sign.

 

As she noticed Red and Benji, she let go of Elvis’ hand immediately and ran over to her friend to hug him- he was a little more shy than her, something he definitely did not get from his father, and he hugged her back awkwardly.

“Monday’s your day too, huh?” Red grinned at Caroline’s dad and one of his oldest friends, making the raven haired man laugh and nod.

“How’s Benji doin’? Nervous?”

Red took off Benji’s jacket, who turned his attention on Caroline who handed her bag to Elvis, and nodded as he let out a deep sigh and showed Elvis a roll of his eyes. “He barely slept last night and this morning was even worse- he was in tears the whole ride here,”

Elvis chuckled and gave Red a comforting slap on his shoulder, giving him some silent support. He was extremely happy that Caroline hadn’t shown any signs of nerves or whatsoever. Even now she was still happy and excited- she tugged on Elvis’ hand to stop him from talking to Red and as he looked at her, he followed her little finger that pointed at the woman who appeared in the door opening.

“Benji West?” she questioned as she looked at the little ginger haired boy, who Red gently pulled along to her. Caroline watched with curious eyes before she tightened her grip on Elvis’ hand.

Suddenly, panic seemed to settle in her system. Children were going into the classroom with their parents, but the parents were coming out alone and leaving. Elvis took her bag in his hand and kneeled down in front of her, laughing softly as he saw her lowerlip slightly trembling.

“What’s goin’ on, Carebear?” he questioned as he took off her jacket and hung it on the little coat racks by the door. She took the chance to slip her arms around his neck and stand in between his bent legs, holding onto him for dear life.

“I wanna go home, Daddy,” she whispered in his ear, her voice shaky. He frowned, gently pulling her back in the embrace to look at her. Her eyes were filled with tears and he could see she was trying to be strong and hold them back.

“Go home? We just got here, honey,” he smiled softly at her, quickly thumbing a stray tear that rolled down her cheek away. “It’s only for a little bit. Before you know it, Daddy’s gonna be right here waitin’ for ya again.”

She shook her head, clinging onto his neck with her hands and fighting him off when he tried to peel her arms off of him. It broke his heart to see her like this and having to leave her behind while she’s in a state like this, but he had talked this through with you.

He knew that the best thing to do was to tell her to have a good day and leave her in the care of her teacher, because she was going to forget about him after settling for a little bit, but it was just so damn hard.

If it were up to him, he’d pick her up and take her right back home.

“Don’t leave, Daddy. I wanna go with you,” this time she started fully crying as she noticed Red coming out of the classroom without Benji. Red gave Elvis a sympathetic look before he said he’d wait outside, disappearing down the hall. This only made Caroline cry harder, succesfully fighting off Elvis’ attempt to hold her back and hiding her face in his neck.

“Caroline Presley?” the cheerful teacher who appeared in the door opening again chirped as she looked at some girls in the hallway. Elvis looked at her, a little bit annoyed at her timing.

“She’ll be right there,” he snapped at her, making the young teacher blush and nod, focusing her attention on another girl and her mother.

“Care, honey, look at Daddy,” he told his daughter, his voice immediately soft and gentle as he got her attention. She slowly lifted her head out of his neck and looked at him, shoulders shaking as her sobs got softer when he shushed her. “Daddy has to leave for work, and Mommy is at work too, so that means you have to stay here for a little bit- but here you can play and make friends and make as much mess as you want,” he whispered, making sure her teacher didn’t hear him.

At five years old, Caroline wasn’t aware of her parents’ work schedules, so he wasn’t worried about the little lie he told her. He wiped her tears away as he gently cupped her little face, smiling sweetly at her. “Benji is here too, and your teacher looks really nice- you wanted to meet her, didn’t you, honey? I bet she’ll love ya,”

Caroline looked up at the teacher that was already busy running up and down, making sure the kids in the classroom were okay and greeting new kids and their parents. Caroline grabbed onto Elvis’ arms, sniffling softly.

“You will come back, right, Daddy?”

“Honey, ofcourse I will! Daddy’s goin’ to be here again in just a few hours and then you might not even wanna leave again,” he grinned, kissing her forehead.

That was something she definitely did not believe. She still didn’t want him to go, but as he was making moves to get up, she realised she was going to have to try something else. She let out a cry again and sat on the floor as he stood up straight, putting her face in her hands.

“I want Mommy!” she yelled angrily when he told her to get up- Elvis sighed deeply, ignoring the looks he got from mothers in the hallway as best as he could. He gently grabbed his daughter’s arm and pulled her up, looking at her.

He knew this was just a way for her to get what she wanted. While Caroline wasn’t a difficult child most of the time, she had her temper tantrums now and then. And she mostly did it to him because she knew he’d cave eventually, but right now, he couldn’t- as much as he wanted to.

“Mommy’s at work, Care. C’mon, look at Benji- he ain’t cryin’ anymore,” he said as he pointed at Benji in the classroom who was already laughing and playing with other kids. Caroline huffed and looked away, not wanting to look at her friend, but instead clinging onto her father’s leg.

“The best thing to do is leave, Mr. Presley. I’ll take care of her,” the teacher spoke up despite feeling a little nervous to speak to Elvis with the way he snapped at her earlier. She looked at Caroline and persuaded her to take her hand- Caroline was doubtful, but as she saw the silent but stern eyes of her father, she realised her best option was probably to listen. Elvis gave the teacher a quick smile before he leaned in to Caroline, giving her one more kiss and standing up straight again before she could once more cling onto him.

“Daddy loves you, baby. I’ll see you this afternoon,” he told her and for a second, it looked like she had accepted her faith, but as her teacher wanted to take her into the classroom, she was in tears all over again.

Her teacher told him to go, but the way his daughter was screaming for him as if he was giving her up for the rest of her life broke his heart into a million pieces. He quickly handed her bag to the teacher and walked away, but he hadn’t even taken three steps before he turned around and bursted into the classroom.

“She has a wheat allergy- do not let her trade her lunch with any of the other kids, except for Benji, because he has the same and-“

“Mr. Presley, I know, we have her information in our files- will you please just go?!” the teacher who was trying to hold Caroline back nearly begged. Caroline reached her arms out to him, trying to run past her teacher and back into her father’s arms. He cursed under his breath, apologizing to the teacher as he quickly gave his daughter one last kiss and ruffled a hand through Benji’s hair before walking out of the classroom and out of the school.

He made sure he blinked the tears that stung in his own eyes away before he met up with Red outside.

 

Having Caroline in school for most of the day was something Elvis had to get used to. On his days off, he’d usually spend the day with his daughter and had his hands full with her. Now his free days apparently consisted of having lunch with Red like they were a couple of stay-at-home dad’s and doing chores around the house, counting down the hours on the clock before he had to pick up his daughter again.

A life he didn’t quite see in his future when he was younger, but he couldn’t say he entirely disliked it.

He was more than happy when the clock struck three and he parked his car outside of the school, once more ignoring the moms who were watching him and whispering God knows what to each other. He immediately made his way to the classroom with Red and greeted Benji who was the first one to run out.

“Caroline is still with the teacher!” Benji announced as Red shrugged his jacket on, pointing into the classroom. Elvis chuckled and said his goodbyes to Red and his boy before walking into the room, knocking on the door to announce his arrival.

Caroline looked up as she was putting away some building blocks after showing her creations to her teacher. She looked as relaxed and calm as ever, but a wide smile spread across her face as she noticed her father standing there.

“Daddy!” she called out to him as she ran over with open arms and hugged him as he lifted her off the floor and took her in his arms. He laughed and greeted her with a kiss on her cheek, smiling at her.

“Did’ya have fun, princess?” he asked and she nodded frantically, wiggling herself out of his arms and pulling him along to the play corner when her feet were back on the ground, showing him what she had available to play with and pointing at a drawing she made that her teacher put on the wall.

“She stopped crying five minutes after you left this morning. She’s been a real good girl all day, I love having her around,” her teacher smiled as she stood next to Elvis, watching him watch Caroline point out drawings on the wall. “You did a fine job raising her,”

He licked his lips, trying to stop himself from laughing out loud, letting a grin break through. Turning to the teacher, he raised an eyebrow as his hand automatically grabbed onto the straps of Caroline’s bag she handed to him- he kept holding onto it as Caroline shoved some of her things in it, but he kept his eyes on her teacher. “Thank you. I’ll make sure to forward the compliment to my wife,”

He knew Caroline’s file very obviously had your name in it as well. He wasn’t a single dad and the teacher knew that- he couldn’t help but be amused by her lame attempt of flirting with him. He didn’t mind the attention of mothers, but he wasn’t going to give them anything else other than the privilege of just looking. And he wasn’t going to give his daughter’s teacher anything more either.

He was perfectly happy with his own little family.

“Let’s go, Daddy!” Caroline, who was oblivious to what was going on, chirped up happily as she zipped up her bag and slipped her hand into Elvis’. Her teacher cleared her throat a little, hoping the flush on her cheeks wasn’t too obvious when she said her goodbyes to Caroline. Caroline waved her off, pulling her father out of the classroom.

 

On the way home, Caroline talked her father’s ears off the entire time. She told him the things she had done today, who she played with, what and who she liked and did not like and that she was oh so excited about going back tomorrow.

Elvis was happy that his daughter had a good day and that she hadn’t been miserable all day- something he had been a little worried about, despite knowing that wouldn’t be the case.

First times are always scary and he knew this wouldn’t be Caroline’s last first time. She was a big girl and he was proud of her for today- and also a little bit of himself for not bringing her home in the morning like he wanted to.

Despite knowing Caroline could handle herself, he was glad that he was working again tomorrow and you were the one bringing her to school.

He just hoped that next time it was his turn she wouldn’t be as sad to see him leave, but he secretly hoped that she wouldn’t spare you the crying and screaming tomorrow because he just knew you were going to tease him for being such a softie.

You were tougher and a little more strict, but he was sure as hell that her crying that sounded like the world was coming to an end could even crack a tough cookie like you.

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[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 29 !!!

we're in the second half of season 2 batchersss (was gonna say were in the end game now but I'll save that for tomorrow 😫)

The Bad Batch 2x09

her voice 🥲 she sounds so down it hurts

"sounds dangerous" *giggles* ilysm Wrecker 💕

Hunter sniffing dirt again hehe

Tech says "without Echo" and Omega immediately droops her head 😫

creeper peekin 👀

I love how Wrecker was carrying the case with one hand and Hunter needs two and keeps adjusting it 💪

Wrecker checking in on Omega 🤲

oop Omega dramatic sigh count 👀

Hunter lifting Omega up 🥺

"chain reaction, explosion got it 🙄" tbb dealing with teenage fett mood swings now

gentle hands 🤲

that is not your ship kid 👀

Hunter slams the highly dangerous explosives into the ground lmaooo

Hunter hearing the ship power up !!! his turns so fast and jumps over the stairs 🙌

the bickering batch

they're literally all so feral at each other rn 😮

Wrecker giving Omega water first 🥺

she's calling Echo for help 😭

Tech knows he disabled his comms... have they been chattin 👀

Hunter's senses on fire this ep 👌

Hunter pushing Omega in front of him and steering her out of the way 🙌

the Lion King ???

Tech: "protect the ipsium!" Wrecker: bruh 😑

the ipsium survived Hunter slamming it on the ground I'm sure it'll be fine

Wrecker: "why don't you carry it 😠" Tech: "fine" lolol

Tech is so strong omg he carried it like Wrecker 👀

Omega needs something to cover her face in this sandstorm 🥲 give her a helmet

THEY'RE SO SHITTY BOYS CALM DOWN !!!

Omega bby someone hug her !!!!! 😫😭

"what is your issue" 💔

how soft Hunter said her name 🥺🤲

Tech doesnt understand the emotional connection she has to everything but they probably all struggle to see that being soldiers, they're taught to let go of things, stay in the moment to be able to be the best they can, she's just a kid who wants her brother and her home back after just losing everything, I can completely understand both sides of this 🥲 I'm blabbing and it's not making sense anymore 🙃

"thats not the only mistake you need to fix" Hunter's dad mode applies to Tech now too

Tech: "but she said she wanted to be alone" 🥺

they're getting so much better at the whole dad/big brother thing 💕

Tech said her name so gently 😭

Omega and Tech having the same ideas 🥰

"I am fully aware you are capable of the task" 🥺

TECH BLINDLY FOLLOWING OMEGA WHEN SHE FALLS MY HEART

oop I forgot the 😫 Tech falls count: we're on 5 now

THE WAY HE GRABS HER IN THE WATER OML 😭 he was so desperate to save her

Hunter sensing they're in trouble 👀

Not only do I love Hunter's senses but I also love how aware they all are of him, like they all question him every time he pauses or looks off at something, they're all just so aware of each other 💕

Tech and Omega lying down out of the water 🤲

Tech emptying the water from his glasses !! 🥺

"we are alive" ~ bro I love how often he responds like this I can't wait to hear it again hehehe

Omega's wet droopy hair is getting so long 🥺

"the narrow crevasse" i love the way he talks he's so fancy 💅

Putting a bunch of quotes in bc they're iconic 💕

Omega: "everything is changing and you don't even care"

Tech: "I am not sure how I should care about change, it is a fundamental part of life"

Tech: "I am aware that you miss him, but we have to adapt and move on. That's what soldiers do."

Omega: "we're more than that. We're a family aren't we?"

Tech: "yes of course we are"

Omega: "why don't you act like it?"

Tech: "Echo chose a different path, as did Crosshair. I have to respect their decision. Even though it can be difficult to understand, we must carry on. I may process moments and thoughts differently, but it does not mean that I feel any less than you"

I have to put it all in bc this scene means so much to me 🥺🤲💕

Wrecker's scream and the big *fwosshhh* landing in the water vs Hunter's tiny *bloop*

Omega's wave 🫶

the way Hunter just tosses Tech's stuff out of the water and he's still holding Omega's bow is the difference between brother and dad

wet hair Hunter when 👀

Omega "see that wasn't so bad" Wrecker: 👍

Tech being almost as precise as Crosshair 💕

Tech and Omega looking at each other 👀🤲

Hunter noticing somethings different with Omega now after talking with Tech 🥺

CID 🔫 I want to hunt her for sport fr 😈

Omega quoting Tech 💕💕💕💕

oooohhhh this ep holds a special place in my heart fr

[dorothygale123]

Since I've made a lot of mythology sh*tposts, I decided to make a masterlist for anyone who wants to skip around quickly.

The 5 Emperors

Red Son and the Red Emperor

Xing Tian, the headless giant

Red Emperor 2, the Reddening

Chiyou causes problems

Yellow Emperor makes a corpse drum (yes, really)

My fellow nerd and I have a lot to say about weeds

Dragons

The dragon princess and the dumbest in laws ever

The Dragon Kings who don't do anything

Ao Qin shows us why we shouldn't give in to peer pressure

Moving branches on the dragon family tree

China has a dragon problem

The Sun and Moon

The very similar stories of Hou Yi and Shen I

Erlang Shen killed the suns too

Why the 10 Suns were being jerks

The 12 Moons

Ancient Chinese Alice in Wonderland

More fun stuff about the 10 suns

Does Hou Yi have a backstory?

A dramatic retelling of the 10 suns myth

Earth and Sky

Eggs come up a lot, actually

Nuwa cleans up a big mess-

-But there was still more for Yu to clean later

Why is the sky all the way up there?

Sun Wukong

The 4 Spiritual Primates + 4 Elements

The Old Mother of Waters gets some bad takeout

Sun Wukong's first crime (they grow up so fast)

A more dramatic telling of how Monkey became Monkey King

The Underworld

The Chinese underworld is very judgy

But it also has a wholesome grandma who feeds you

Kuan Yin

Kuan Yin, Goddess of Mercy

Kuan Yin 2, Electric Boogaloo

Kuan Yin 3, This Time It's Personal

Rulers of the Cosmos

Xiwangmu, the Jade Emperor, and Nuwa

The Jade Emperor is someone's OC

Possible line of succession for the rulers of the cosmos

Was the Jade Emperor in charge for Wukong's entire life?

Shangdi and the void where his characterization used to be

How the Jade Emperor got his badass wife

Miscellaneous

Si-Men Bau is a genius

The very heterosexual fox and his 'drinking buddy'

This fox had one job and he decided to create footbinding instead

Seriously, what are the 8 trigrams?

Erlang Shen plays Sidekick while th 4 kings get their asses whooped

The 5 members of the 4 Guardian Beasts

The 5th Element isn't just an old movie

The cow can jump over the moon, but not the Milky Way

Cute figures I don't need got my research blood pumping

And I needed 2 posts to geek out appropriately

Dragon Ball Parallels

More info on some cool critters that happen to have adorable minis

Oops, is that Plato in my Chinese Mythology?

Bulma Briefs, Great Tang Monk

Tien Shinhan, Lord of Sichuan

Yamcha, River Spirit of the Desert and Puar the Dragon Horse

[prophetic-hijinks]

The Floor is Lava

“LAVA? HERE?!” Elena yelled, dropping the basket of clothes she had just pulled from the line and hopping dramatically onto Casita’s banister. The shriek earned a gentle side-eye from proper Alma as she passed on the balcony above. ‘Heh, oops. Too much,” Elena thought before turning her attention back to Antonio. “What do we do?”

Usually, the tiles in Casita’s Alcove were pinkish-red or rust, but Casita had flipped patches of them over to reveal undersides tinged in earth. Marking the islands of safety. Although Casita, had managed to trick Antonio into standing on a single tile with one foot like a flamingo, arms outstretched. 

“You have to step on the brown tiles, the rest is lava”

“Red equals dead, got it,” Elena nods, as she gently places her foot down onto a set of tiles Casita flipped beside her as lets go of the stair railing.

“Antonio, I’m scared.” Elena whimpered as she begins to hop, thankful she was wearing her flats.

“It’s ok!” Antonio said hopping to a new patch, where he could place both feet down. “We just have to get to the button to turn the lava off,” He said, pointing to the grand door with the shiny doorknob. The entire family glowing, including a recently added Elena by Bruno’s side. 

United in their goal, the pair begin hopping to the tune of Casita’s happy clacking of tiles, delighted in the new playmate in the game. Every time they got close to their goal, the red tiles would lead them away, afraid the game will end too soon.

“Antonio, if I don’t make tell Bruno I love him,” Elena called dramatically now off to the corner far from the door.

“We're gonna make it!” Antonio declared bravely as he took a big leap. But Casita teasingly flipped all the tiles before the door, stranding him in a sea of red.

“Oh no, Floor is lava?” Bruno asked chuckling as he rounded the corner watching his wife tip-toe hop across the floor. 

“It doesn't look good. Mi Amor.” Elena cried bringing her hand to her heart in faux dramatics, brown eyes almost watering. “Promise me you'll find another.”

“Oh, that is unacceptable,” Bruno declared as he took off his ruana and laid it like a rug across the floor near Antonio. 

“Antonio! Is it working?” Elena asked, continuing to hop. Gently cursing Casita as it gave her single tiles to aim for.

“Yeah, it's magic!” the 7-year-old happily declared back to her.

“Oh, Thank the Lord, Elena exclaims as she watched Antonio jump to the Ruana and was picked up high in celebration by his Tio before being placed down on the floor. 

Casita’s tiles flipped like crazy as Elena began jumping as fast as she could to the Ruana. Taking a chance on a ballet leap that caused the fabric to slide beneath her. Gravity won as she began to fall with a startled “oop”. But before her back hit the ground, she was caught in a romantic sweep by Bruno.

“My hero,” Elena tittered as she kissed Bruno. A tiny proclamation of “gross”, from Antonio as  watched his uncle bring Elena to her feet still holding her, unable to not smile regardless

“Antonio, turn off the lava.” Elena smiled, as she watched him dash to the door. Slapping the doorknob. The cacophony of tiles going off as Casita reset the rose design of the tiles on the floor.  

“Yes, that is definitely not up to code Casita.” Bruno chastised, still blushing red.

[blot-squisher]

SFW Alphabet for Ghost Face? 👀👀👀

Oh lord...

SFW Alphabet Ask Meme for Surviving the Game Ghostface

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) He will break into your home. Repeatedly. And when you finally start to reciprocate his affection, he's going to be all over you. PDA is his middle middle name.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) You're his friend now. You don't get a choice, silly goose! Of course, that comes with benefits of all kinds *hint hint wink wink*

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) Full body octopus tackle. You're not going anywhere until he finds something else to do or someone pries him off of you. Good luck.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) Oh no, settling down is too limiting. He'll always return to you, but there is no staying in one place. He's a decent enough cook but 98% of the time he'll pay for take out. He's been a bachelor for far too long. He's pretty clean for the most part. Gotta keep up appearances after all.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) Incredibly. Horrifically. Dramatically.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) Commitment is very important! Once you commit to a murder- Oops, hehe. Wrong commitment. Marriage isn't really for him, but for the right partner he'd be willing to do less official, you've got a drawer in my dresser, I have one in yours, kind of thing. Also, he's going to wear your clothes. Psh, he looks great in that mini-skirt and you both know it.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) Oh god, he's like a freight train. He can be gentle when he wants to be, but it's rare. Not because he's trying to be mean, but because he has very limited control over his reactivity to things.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) If he likes you, he will find every opportunity and reason to touch you. Hugging you from behind, the side, the front, or just laying flat on top of you to keep you from going anywhere. It's all good to him.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) Until he met Marcus, Danny didn't think he was capable of loving anyone but himself. The first time he said it, he surprised himself. But if he does say it, he means it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) If you make him jealous, he's going to make absolutely sure you know. Then he's going to *NSFW* until you *NSFW*.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss their partner? Where do they like to be kissed?) Greedy, lots of tongue, and lots of biting. He likes to be kissed around the neck and jaw, but anywhere is fine.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) He finds them annoying and gross quite frankly. Unfortunately, they seem to gravitate towards him whenever they're around like he rolled in cat nip and then went to the animal shelter.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Do you like morning sex with your coffee?

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) Do you like goodnight sex?

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) Danny will give odd vague bits and pieces about himself here and there, often dodging pointed questions unless he has a good reason to share. He prefers to know everything about you, while remaining as much a mystery as he can.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) Moderately. It just depends on the subject in question. Danny is, however, very good at hiding his anger in most situations. Look for the small tells. His eyes and smile are usually the best give away.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about their partner? Do they remember every little detail they mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) This man will remember every goddamn thing you tell him, and the things you don't. How'd he know the exact time and hospital you were born in? When did he get your bank information? How the hell does he know the name of your best friend in first grade?!

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in their relationship?) The moment he first revealed himself to you (not like that you dirty bird). Whether it was popping out of the closet or calling you to ask about your favorite scary movie, he'll always cherish your first meeting.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect their partner? How would they like to be protected?) He's the only thing that needs to go bump in the night in your life now. Ex bothering you? Not for long. Boss giving you shit? He'll... have a talk with them. Someone flipped you off? Here's their middle finger and a doughnut. Like all Slashers he doesn't need you to protect him, but goddamn will he be smug that you've fallen that hard for him.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) It varies greatly. Sometimes, he'll bring you the most heartfelt and thoughtful gifts. Cook an elaborate dinner on a random Tuesday just because! And other times he'll swoop in at the last minute and offer you have a twinky and a dumb grin because he might have lost track of time... by a few days...

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) What is sleep? What is a healthy schedule? What is personal space?

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) He's sexy and he knows it and you know it and that random guy over there knows it and--

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without their partner?) Now that he's found him, he'd be destroyed if anything happened to him...

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) Danny abhors law enforcement. Working so closely with them as 'Jed Olsen' has shown him the ugly inside of the men and women who are sworn to 'protect and serve'. At least he proudly takes credit for his crimes...

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) Danny doesn't want a 'fan'. He doesn't want someone who's going to fawn over him as 'Ghostface'. Does he like being recognized? Yes. But he doesn't want a partner who is only with him because they have a serial killer fetish. He wants someone who wants him for him.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) WHO HAS TIME FOR SLEEP?! If left to his own devices he'll stay awake for days on end before crashing hard. Now, on the flip side. If he has someone to help regulate him and get him to bed and get up on any kind of schedule, he'll do a lot better.

[joemama-2]

oh shit things are about to go from bad to worse 😫😫😫😫 why did his mother shriek tho lmaooo made me laugh so dramatic damn its just a child 😂😂😂 how are you writing these chapters so fast like so much is happening in them!! so many scenes and they all fit together so well you are a really good writer!!! great chapter i was glad to see satorus side of the story and have his feelings and thoughts be made clear. also who sent someone to follow satoru?? i assume its a picture of the first time they met so wtf no one could have known he went to the park to meet his son for the first time... he didnt tell anyone... so someone was already following him because what???? 🧐 was hirami pacing around that morning when he met them?? maybe i need to reread for the timeline but im suspicious of her 🧐🧐🧐

hi! thank you so much for reading and the reason i’m getting these chaps out so fast is because im insane and gojo rotting 😛 and yesss you’ll see more of gojos mom theatrics, he gets it from someone after all 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

i realize the time for last chapter may be a little weird (i’ve noticed one other continuity error of mine oop)

but, himari pacing, reader getting that dream and the call from gojo at work is on wednesday

gojo and geto talking was on a tuesday

and the last couple scenes happen on thursday

the picture the informant showed his parents was from thursday, when gojo was waiting outside their apartment door after koji got off from school

and as for who sent the informant, that’ll be revealed next chapter but maybe u guys can already figure it out 🤷‍♀️

[ichorstained]

(  lauren  london .  demi woman  .  she  /  they  )  .    ⸻  corbin  mercer ,  a  forty  year  old  ,  has  survived  another  day  in  red  creek  where  they  have  lived  for  ten  years  .  the  halcyon  is  known  for  being  adaptable  and  immature  and  is  often  associated  with  legs  propped  up  on  a  desk  wearing  designer  boots  ,  helping  and  hindering  in  the  same  action  ,  trauma  disguised  as  immaturity  .  in  a  small  town  where  they  work  as  the  principal  at  red  creek  k  -  12  word  travels  fast  .  it’s  hard  to  keep  a  secret  ,  and  it  looks  like  the  boogeyman  knows  that  redacted .

tw for teen pregnancy, car accident, mva injury

basics:

full  name:   corbin louise mercer

nicknames:   corb, cor

gender:   demi woman / genderfluid

pronouns:   she/they

sexuality:   bisexual

age:   40

date  of  birth:   -

zodiac  sign:   -

residence:   a three bedroom house

occupation:  principal at redcreek k-12

appearance:

faceclaim:   lauren london

height:   5'7

build:   curvy

eyes:   brown

hair:  brown

piercings:   ears x2, helix, belly button

about

corbin has always been a little over the top

she was a theatre kid AND hung out with the kinda people who would later form a motorcycle gang

yeah she close who red creek's motorcycle gang they go way back <3

had a teen pregnancy oops, her daughter was raised by her grandparents until the age of ten cause corbin was busy living life as a highway

when she was 19 she was in a ( TW CAR ACCIDENT PLS LOOK AWAY ) really bad car accident and was bed ridden for a few months. it took her years to fully regain mobility and she still gets the odd pain.

because of the incident she had to drop out of college and get her degree online

her friends weren't THAT kind of friends so they all drifted away from her

she decided it was time to finally start being a mom, got a job as a vice principal detroit, waited for that principal to retire or die

was informed by a co worker about an open position in red creek so she said fuck it and moved. that was ten years ago

residents in red creek will know her as dramatic, over the top, snarky, optimistic, materialistic, promiscuous and a questionable mom

but their daughter is an adult now so let corbin be a slut in peace !!

wanted connections

siblings, a renter for the spare bedroom in her house, adult friends cause every friend group needs a corbin, former hookups ( they only do one night stands soz )

[the-sun-princess]

Emi Plays Revue Starlight: El Dorado Part 4

what's the point of having carmencita be a role that shows their face/has diff outfits if she shows up like once to do nothing and then dies

meanwhile the bit roles who show up quite a bit all look like this

i was hoping they'd at least put whoever's playin them eyes on there

wow alejandro sure caught up to salvatore fast for being at least a half day behind

iskjdfhks its very funny that salvatore first hires zulfikar to help kill alejandros dad and then alejandro goes n hires zulfikar like 12hours later to kill miguel

mm and the play ends. at least this isn't super long so going back thru it won't take too long

and it does promise different script depending on who is who so. yay gon have to find all the new songs on spotify i got star darling and one other one but there's more in the bg. oops i did not mean to close it. anyway. 2nd go around time

i know i dont NEED to start from the very beginning i did save at the choosing screen but i will anyway

mostly BC I WANTED TO GET THE AXOLOTL THIS TIME. WHATS ITS NAME

AND BC i didnt get the full list of what chief voted for whom last time

equipment karen, art futaba, lighting nana, props maya, music mahiru, stage setting kaoruko, production claudine, costume junna

I CAN PICK MAHIRU NOW-

tho now i kinda wanna save her for last...esp now that i know its not really terribly all that long. i'll save her for last yeah bc i will Not shut up during it

not quite as dramatic a reaction of frustration for kaoruko n maya as it was for junna and karen lmao

lesse....junna and karen as leads had nana miguel, mahiru isabel, futaba carmencita, kaoruko cavallero, maya columbuc, and claudine luigi

for kaoruko maya leads, we get futaba miguel, claudine isabel, junna carmencita (based off who's left) karen luigi, mahiru columbus, and nana cavallero

kaoruko WHY are u sighing so much that u got the leads kjfhkjshdf

oh ok they got asked to say a few words as leads and now kaoruko busts out the ojou-sama laugh. there she is

snort

i don't believe you

maya: i refuse to be as cringe as you

i am curious, what on earth does kaoruko have to revenge against maya

and claudine v futaba idk that either. mahiru v nana i do lol.

well i guess that's right

yeah ok

KJSHFDKJHSDF THIS IS SUCH AN OLD REF.....ALSO WASNT IT ONE WHOLE LOLLIPOP MAYA THAT WAS LEFT IN THERE

oh she's pissed BC there was only ONE LOLLIPOP AKJHKFJSHDF WHEEZING

I dont even remember exactly WHY kaoruko gave her candy like i know it was the episode futaba n kaoruko were fighting but i cant remember what maya did in that ep

maya is so serious about the funniest things

so DRAMATIC and it IS funny maya. also girl just don't eat baumkuchen everyday you'll be fine

kaoruko + maya: u bitches gay. good for you

oh a SPECIFIC beach for kaoruko

it's actually a different beach background color me surprised. tho it might just be the same beach but flipped later on i'm not positive

girl ur the onee who wanted to come out here

kaoruko we all know u nap on futaba's bike what are u talking about

lmaoooo maya knew futaba was gon leave the bike with kaoruko that's hilarious. national troupe trio secrets ftw

maya: get a bike license get a license kaoruko: i think NOT maya it's very funny u are trying so hard to get kaoruko to ride the bike but she MAY wreck it

sjkfh the last one is funny bc im just remembering her being put in the 'knock them down a peg' class in whatever stageplay for the new national

maya's alejandro sounds like a 12yo shounen protag lol

skjdfh eroge ok masai id u say so

skjfhkjshkjfhskjdfh innocuous. u are Very Wrong judy

karen thats not the point-

tru kaoruko and hikari have that in common

tho at least kaoruko's easier to get back

sfkjhsdf at least karen n junna bother to let ppl know they're off somewhere. kaoruko n maya just disappear

fair nuff kaoruko

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SNORT NOW SHES THE ONE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DISTANCEkjshdfjh demanding kaoruko get a bike license

'and if you don't, i will!'

kaoruko just going WHY skjfhiuhsdf i mean. it is a silly demand just bc kaoruko poofed. i mean u DID find her maya

honestly actual logic from kaoruko

jdkfhksjfdh maya: u aint SHIT compared to judy knightly

i wish there were actual lil stabby arrow animations like the sounds imply it'd be funnier

oh i hit the image limit i guess that's it for this one. off to the next post then

<<part 3 part 5>>

[imawhore09]

Best Friend's Boyfriend (Pt. 1)

I am new to writing so have some mercy. Also, I use the word I but picture yourself!!

Content warning: A little cringe, MXF, Oral(fem receiving), use of the word dick and clit, and fingering(Fem receiving).

This is what I imagine Nate looking like but more tanned.

I sit on my cloud-like bed as I hear the bass from the music thump from downstairs and the loud cries from the horny teenagers screaming at each other. It seems as though a fight is occurring. I hope my friends have it under control, unlike last time when one of our expensive paintings got torn down and destroyed. That was a mess. Josh’s end-of-the-summer party, like always, gets out of control. That’s why I am holed up in my bedroom, not drunk, working on my end-of-the-summer reading. Me being me, I procrastinated and now, I have to read as much as I can before the first day of hell— oops school. I pull my long dark brown hair into a ponytail, to the best of my abilities. 

Right now, I am really glad that I don’t like parties and drinking, or this work would never get done. I don’t understand why teachers even give summer reading. It's utterly ridiculous to me. I mean, it’s the summertime. Who wants to be reading. Also, that just gives teachers more work. I mean, everyone would win if they just let us be and enjoy our summer break with no work. I am in the middle of the most boring book when all of a sudden my door swings open and I see a red-eyed, Nathanael stumbling in. He looks a little drunk, but I wasn’t sure. I mean, at these parties, you could get drunk off the smell of alcohol. He looks around the room in confusion when his eyes land on me. A flash of recognition goes through his eyes, then follows embarrassment. 

“Hey, Klair. Sorry, I was trying to get to the bathroom and I guess I misjudged or something. I’ll leave.”  He started making his way to the door.

“Wait, it’s okay. You can use my bathroom so you don’t have to go back out there. Who knows who or what you’ll find in those bathrooms. I remember this one time, I walked in there, and well, it wasn’t pretty. I had nightmares for a week after that. What makes it even worse, it was David. I would rather not go into the other details. Point is, use my bathroom if you don’t want any emotional damage.” He nods at me, then walks over to my bathroom door. He went in but forgot to close it. 

“NATHANAEL!” I shout as he starts to unzip his shorts. He whips his head toward me so fast, that I swear I heard the sound barrier breaking and a sonic boom echoing through the room. Dramatic, I know. 

“WHAT! Oh, I am so sorry. I wasn’t even paying attention. God, this is embarrassing.” He rambles while making his way to the door and closing it. I hear the click and then release the breath I didn’t realize I was holding. My cheeks feel really warm and I realize then, that I was blushing. Why was I blushing? It was Nathanael for Christ's sake and he has a girlfriend, Maddie. Who just so happens to also be one of my best friends. What is going on? First the dream two weeks ago, and now this. I finally decided that I was just doing what I do best, overthinking, and pushing those thoughts away. I reach into my nightstand and pull out my secret stash of Spirytus Vodka. This shit is only used for emergencies. Such as, a failed report card, getting cheated on, blushing when your best friend's boyfriend is around, and having sexual dreams about him, you know, that stuff.

As I crack open the bottle, I hear the toilet flush and the bathroom tap turn on. After a few seconds, it shuts off and the door opens. I don’t fully realize that I am grabbing two glasses instead of one. 

“Klair!” I hear a deep voice yell. I let out a very unladylike screech and whirl around to see Nathanael standing at the edge of my bed with an amused grin on his face.

“Jesus! You scared the hell out of me Nate.” I whisper-scream as I try to control my breathing. The glasses were lying on my bed in front of me and the vodka, thankfully, was on top of my nightstand. 

“I thought you didn’t drink? And of all things, vodka? Damn, Klair. What's going on with you?” He asks while walking around the bed to where I am sitting. He picks up the bottle and then looks down at me with a pointed look.

“I thought you didn’t either,” I say while looking up at him with confusion written all over my face. I mean, I was genuinely confused, as we had talked about this before. We both knew how the other wouldn’t drink and joked about how we would be the designated drivers in college while everyone else gets completely wasted. 

“I usually don’t, but after what happened tonight, I needed it.”

“What happened?”

“I don’t want to talk about it. Do you mind?” He asks motioning to the bed. I shake my head and he sits down. He holds up the glasses, and I wordlessly fill them both up, knowing what we both need. We look at each other and nod before letting the liquid scold our throats as it runs down like a waterfall. We keep refilling our glasses, and soon enough, we are drunk. We are talking about anything and everything, then we start getting serious. We are talking about relationships, and who we really like or dislike. Then, the conversation dies down and we sit there in silence. Before my drunk brain can process what is going on, his lips are brushing mine and a series of sparks seem to ignite at the touch. It seems almost magic, like the kind of kiss you read about in books, but then reality sets in and I quickly pull away. 

Nate opens his eyes, and a questioning look crosses them. Along with what seems to be, hurt? Is he hurt that I pulled away? Or maybe he is hurt that we kissed, while he is dating Maddie. But, then another thought crosses my mind, that it would be guilt, not pain. With that processing through my intoxicated mind, I down another glass of the liquid crystal courage, and look back at Nate. He looks back at me with his glass up. I fill it up as he speaks.

“Why did you pull away?” So that's why. But what about Maddie, the sane part of my subconsciousness questions. But the intoxicated part, drunk on both vodka and lust, overpowers it, and that is when I made the impulsive decision, to plant my lips on his and wrap my hand around his neck. To say he was surprised, was an understatement. But once he registers what is happening, he breaks the kiss, grabs the glasses out of our hands, and places them on the nightstand behind me. He grabs me by the nape of my neck and pulls me into a searing kiss. His hands wander grasping at anything he could grab. I pull at the hem of his tee and getting the hint he pulls it off only breaking the kiss as necessary. His skilled fingers work their way down my nightshirt popping all the buttons open to where he can slide it off me. I pull away from the kiss and look at him, God has to have favorites because damn he is too hot, 

“What are you staring at?” He asks slightly panting.

“You.” I shortly state. He reaches up toward my face and cups my chin. He doesn’t say anything but I can tell by how he is looking at me. He is asking me if I want to do this because if I don’t he will stop. I nod and then the hand cupping my chin travels down to my chest and pushes me down on the bed. His lips start to travel down and he kisses my clothed breasts. I gasp and let out a whimper. The next thing I know my pants and underwear are both gone. The cold air bites at my center and as I am catching my breath Nate pushes down his pants revealing himself to me. 

“Are you sure you want to do this?” He asks. I nod but he huffs, “I need words, Klair.”

“Yes, I want this. I want you, Nate. Please.” I plead. He unclips my bra and throws it to a random spot in the room to be collected tomorrow. His hands drag down my body till he is right above where I need him most. "Please, please, please," I beg him my words getting softer with each plea. He finally puts my begging to an end when he slips his fingers down to my entrance.

"Already so wet and I have barely begun." Nate mocks as he collects my slick with his fingers. He brings them to his mouth and licks them clean moaning as he brings them down to tap on my clit. I gasp. He starts kissing my stomach and works his way down. His mouth finally makes contact with my clit. He kisses and sucks bringing me closer and closer to the edge. I finally snap when his fingers slip into my opening. I moan and when he starts moving them I lose it. I can no longer form coherent words or sentences. I am so close to falling over the edge when Nate's fingers find a spot that has me trembling as I squeeze his fingers and cum. My mind blacks out from there but I do remember the pain of his dick splitting me open.

[axdreacc]

A Chance with the Stars

COMING SOON

synopsis: Who know that a simple slip up from one of the crew of famous sketch comedy series: So Random, would change Andrea Rosalina’s world up so fast. She was a simple girl making funny videos in the internet hall of fame, then suddenly got herself on television’s hottest sketch comedy series, So Random, becoming their newest recruit! Too bad one person wasn’t too fond of her arrival, that person being the prince of the studio, the Seungmin Kim, star actor in the hottest drama series; Mackenzie Falls. Wonder what will happen when the two show’s biggest stars end up working together for a movie? Will their rivalry strengthen, or weaken? Will their tension grow to something more?

pairing: kim seungmin x fem!oc

genre: comedy, kinda dramatic, romance, social media au, rivals to lovers, crack, showbiz rivalry, based on the disney show: Sonny With A Chance

cw: profanity/swearing, mild bullying , oc is lowkey stupid (jkjk)

characters: skz (group), haseul, yeojin (loona/artms/loossemble), nayeon (twice)

blue - written, pink - social media posts

c o n t e n t s

00 - profiles: MAIN STARS || So Random Cast || Mackenzie Falls Cast || extras

0.1 - prologue [ …oops ]

1 - new beginnings

2 - already gotten an enemy

more coming soon !!

let me know if you want to be in a taglist!!

[uroborosymphony]

( and bc I <3 arannie ) how would quinn react to knowing there’s at least one person who likes annie romantically ( she’s the kind of person whose charm creeps up on ppl 💕 )? OKAY THAT'S ALL I GOT ( 4 NOW ) HAVE A GREAT DAY LYNNIE <3 <3 <3

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 (𝟓/𝟓).

Quinn in relationships - both romantic relationships and friendships - is extremely possessive and protective. She isn't the type to keep many friends around, not the type to confide easily nor share intimacy easily and so, if she has A friend, she will cherish them with everything she has. That's what Annie is to Quinn, despite the years they spent apart, she considers her a dear friend, someone she trusts and someone who has all her trust too, and would do anything for her, perhaps more than Annie thinks as Quinn gets shy when wanting to be demonstrative of her affection. However this dedication comes with jealousy and acting highly territorial and I believe even more now that she sees how fragile Annie has become after what happened to her. It showed first with Quinn not liking Felicity too much - at first it wasn't even for underground scene related reasons, simply she was jealous Annie would spend time and share secrets with someone else but her. It leads to Quinn obsessively researching Felicity's every information to make sure she was at least safe for Annie to be around. It would be even more dramatic with someone romantically involved with Annie, Quinn would watch with frown on her eyes : Annie is Mine! And stalk them as fast as possible to track everything back up to their birth certificate - which is insane let's be real. Howeveeer, however, Quinn also has moments of realization, she only wants Annie happy and considering Annie is going through something truly difficult, Quinn would still want Annie to feel surrounded and listened to and cared for. IF, the romantic partner gives all of that to Annie then MAYBE, Quinn will relax and accept the situation, as long as Annie is happy and hopefully act less weird if the three of them end up in the same room (oops).

It was the last one (I got 5 actually heh) and I want to say thank you so much Ferre for all these questions they helped me word out and put out there some very interesting sides of Quinn and I am very touched of the interest you have for my muse/how good of a grasp you have on her as the questions were amazingly on point!