#this gif makes me laugh

[pumpkinspiceshiplover]

Shigaraki: We have your freinds! If you ever want to see them again do as we say or-

Monoma: No you don't. All my classmates are right here having a movie night.

Shigaraki: I meant your other freinds.

Monoma: Shinsou?

Shigaraki: No the other ones.

Monoma: Hatsume?

Shigaraki: Damm you have a lot of freinds, and no the other other ones .

Monoma: .... Vlad?

Shigaraki: No!

Monoma: Then who?

Shigaraki: The other 20 students in the Hero Course!

Monoma: Oh you mean Class 1A? First of All we aren't freinds. And Second you can keep them.

(Hangs Up)

Shigaraki: Hello? Hello? He hung up on me!

Deku: I told you they wouldn't come save us.

(Class 1B hearing the news that 1A got captured)

Edit: This is now one of my most liked posts you guys!!! Thank you!!!

[diamantdog]

Dear Fist Hole,

I have been laughing at your most recent reblog for five minutes now. Petition to call each other with those names from now on. But we never explain it to anyone.

Sincerely, - Real Moan

brb screaming!

[stevenrogered]

Oh, I love this. Classic!

[loveisalwaystheanswer]

+ bonus:

Richard "I wear suits now" Jerimovich

THE BEAR - 2.08 "Bolognese"

[tomcriuse]

The Princess Bride (1987, dir. Rob Reiner) Bullet Train (2022, dir. David Leitch)

[deadpoets]

DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[samcro-redwood-originals]

This caught me off guard, but your not wrong!

Lee Russell x fem!Reader headcanons

He leaves you for a man.

[r0tt1ngang3l]

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[nick-nellson]

PARKS AND RECREATION 4.07 The Treaty

[witherby]

For the littlest Wayne series, imagine y/n having the habit of biting Bruce specifically 👀

Alfred, the batboys and the justice League members can hold y/n as long as possible without getting bit but whenever Bruce holds y/n he always ends up with tiny bite marks

Hey this made me laugh for like 15 minutes. I love u

The Littlest Wayne: Teething

Bruce is fine. His sons will tell you he's pouting but he's not, okay.

It's just that you obviously love your brothers more than him. Anybody would be upset by that. But he's not pouting.

"Bruce, get up."

"Can't. I'm injured."

Dick levels a flat look at him. "Up."

Bruce lifts his bare arm, showing off the miniscule little tooth mark you left on his bicep.

"I think it's fatal. I'm sorry, Dick, I know I promised I'd stick around as long as I could, but —"

"Oh my god."

"This may come as a shock, and you're going to need time to grieve, but I've left you a substantial amount of money in the will."

"Bruce, they're just teething, please stop."

"I can feel the life draining out of me. I'll finally see my parents again."

"Whoa."

"Too much?"

"Too much. Dial it back."

Bruce sits up and sighs, running a hand through his hair. He gestures to you as you relax in your brother's arms. "They don't even have a binky in their mouth right now, and they're just sitting there so politely."

Dick rolls his eyes, bouncing you lightly. You look at your big brother for a moment, then direct your gaze to Bruce and stare at him like the tastiest cookie on the planet.

"What's the problem? It's not like anything bad is happening. You're just the person they wanna chew on."

"Chum. It's gotten to the point where they will spit out their teething rings to crawl to me, find the first available patch of skin, and bite down." He lifts up the pant leg of his sweats and points to his ankle. "Eight times. They found me and bit my ankle eight times today. Then I picked them up ten minutes ago and they got my arm. These are targeted attacks."

"They're not targeted," Dick insists, trying not to laugh. He turns to you and tickles your tummy. You squeal and squirm. "They're not targeted, are they? Huh? No, they're not! Bruce is being paranoid again! He's so silly."

"Put them down."

Dick smirks. "Bruce. They just ate. They're not going to —"

"Put them down."

He rolls his eyes, but Dick complies and gently sets you on the floor. You stare up at him a moment, then face Bruce, then crawl up to him and open your mouth, nearly headbutting his ankle in your haste to chomp on it.

"Oh my god," says Dick, "like a heat-seeking missile."

"Like a heat-seeking missile," Bruce echoes, pouting.

[transfemmbeatrice]

[pumpkinspiceshiplover]

Vlad King: Can't you be nice to class 1A, just this once?

Monoma: I can.

Monoma: But I'm not going to.

(Vlad King dealing with his students)

Bonus:

Vlad King: Shouldn't you do something about this?

Kendo: He's your student!

Kendo: Besides, I'm on a lunch break.

[holocrone]

THE GOOD PLACE 4.05 | Employee of the Bearimy

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

The moment she became my favourite

Dead Boy Detectives Character Appreciation Week Day 4: Niko Sasaki

[tillman]

[tomcriuse]

THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE 2013, dir. Francis Lawrence