who lays the egg branch or poppy
THIS QUESTION. so unexpected. but well they're t4t to me so, branch
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HAHA this means the world to me! love you 💜
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im going to cry of happiness because of your marriage with anon😭😭
Hahaha stoopp if you cry then so will I, but its obvious you have to be the maid of honor for our extravagant wedding!
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I'm so sad that the romance party banter is bugged because some of it is so freaking cute, here's my personal fave
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It's annoying that the gayest most flamboyant character in a videogame ever created that I've ever seen can be romanced by female characters canonically. I finally have a gay icon to thirst for and he is being ruined by pussy. Disgusting. I hate you and everyone else who posts hetrosexual content with Astarion. Fuck you and every other vagina owner.
lmfao I’m sorry but this was way too funny not to post
“Vagina owner” “ruined by pussy” says the person who’s actively being a ‘pussy’ by hiding behind anon
I will tell you something scary now tho, listen carefully okay?
He’s canonically pan. 🫢
Also him being “flamboyant” is mostly an act, but even then, being flamboyant doesn’t mean you’re automatically gay, just how being “masculine” or “feminine” doesn’t mean you’re automatically heterosexual. Wild concept I know 😱
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To our playful cat maid,
What I’m seeing on your dash is just a prolonged prank of April Fools, yes? Surely, you are simply living up to your title of Trickster! I do love the jokes that come out of your little drawings and musings, but I’m afraid this one flew over my head like Cupid’s arrow over your heart.
- 🏹 :(
AWWW ROOK ANON- I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAD TO COME BACK TO THIS 😭 Don’t hit me with the :( - My heart can’t take it. I’m sorry you had to witness the cursed betrayal- Rook will always be mine and Cloche’ number 1! (In all seriousness it’s just platonic appreciation, trust)
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Tumblr doesn’t do this anymore but there once was a time when you’d get notified if someone used your gifs. This is only a small sample of the very... diverse range of uses for this one melancholic Rouge gif.
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Gordon disapproves of such nonsense
Welp at least he has someone to share his pain with!
(Gordon on the right belongs to @ask-your-friendly-neighborhood !!! Go check em out!!)
Also extra silly in the bottom!
(Feel free to use this silly! Just make sure to credit yours truly!!)
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Opposing team: Aw shyucks we lost at turf war but at least we all had fun haha ggs everyone
me in the victory screen:
TOO🖕BAD🖕FUCKO
🖕🦑🖕🦑🖕🦑🖕
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5 for RoP Galadriel and Halbrand (non-ship she’s tryna end him)
Get his ass
Winter YCH Prompts
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