#this fuckin blows

[ianthesmells]

theres all these interesting designs in different cool styles and yet why do we look like a family guy character

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[lasersheith]

My car decided to play a super fun April fools prank on me by completely dying to the point where I couldn't even use the power locks to open the door and had to pry out the crusty regular key from the fob 🫠

[beesorcery]

finally got around to this weeks nsbu

[acourtoffeyandfables]

every bullet is a dream. every dream comes true

[chilly-lily]

whoever popularized the “amity wants hunter dead” fanon is literally my worst enemy. like look at this. they’re buddies. imagine being wrong about Everything

and the fact that amity is second to the airship before they realize that hunter wasn’t actually taken.. she does not hate that boy!! they are friends!!!

[deadwooddross]

Misbegotten....I'm always a little surprised by their faces every time I open the game, they're so much gnarlier than I ever remember

[logicpng]

this is how i elected to celebrate this years valentines day i guess

im filling in a niche this is a noble labor

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[shiftythrifting]

So very, very cursed. Found at an antique mall in southeast PA.

there's a lot going on here and I don't like any of it

[theosjunkdrawer]

Brennan setting the tough die at a d20 for the hotel gift shop cashier would be so funny if he was just. Some guy. Not a spy not an assassin. Just a dude who took some gymnastics in high school and had to put up with enough customers that he developed a d20 in tough

[sunstaained]

it’s called the citadel’s princess likes to mind her business

[noicevibes]

I will never~ be the same~ after watching Mignon~ that shit was beautiful~

[fbfh]

Thinking about how aggressively protective over you dad!Tony is. Like whenever someone is fucking mean or rude to you, or generally gives you trouble like... you have to laugh. Cause you know what's coming. You were out running some errands (aka picking up falafel and shwarma for you, your dad, Peter, and Harley) when you ducked into a cute little boutique on the way. You saw a pair of sunglasses that were so cute, but upon further investigation, they had weird designs all along the sides. You laugh at how terrible it looks and get a picture to show your dad when you get back. You're about to leave when some stupid fucking Paul Blart mall cop drags you into the back of the store and accuses you of shoplifting. You just laugh. You laugh and ask Jarvis to call your dad. Knockoff Paul blart is trying to scare you into confessing to something you didn't do, threatening you with jail time and telling you your parents can't bail you out now, it's too late for that. You record part of the conversation and send it to your dad. About 0.0000001 second later you get a notification that he's on his way. You hear his repulsors outside and moments later he's storming into the back of the boutique.

"Okay, chachi, you've got about three seconds to explain to me what the hell you think you're doing here."

"Sir, are you the father of-"

"Three..."

"O-of this-"

"Two..."

"-was suspected to be shoplifting-"

"And you're done!"

You watch with a barely repressed laugh as your dad TEARS into this motherfucker. Like he is not holding back in he slightest. Tony KNOWS his kid. There is not a shadow of a doubt in his mind that this is a result of some miserable little man on a powertrip who couldn't get into cop school. And Tony TELLS HIM that to his fucking face. You watch a sad, angry little man reduced to tears after being roasted to within an inch of his life by your dad. It's giving "you pathetic, short little man. you don't have any friends, or any family, or any LAND." By the time he's finally done, you dad looks the guy dead in the eye ad tells him with more confidence that paul blart has ever felt in his life

"If you're lucky, maybe you'll be scrubbing my floors with a toothbrush. Maybe."

Tony ushers you out of there, ordering some food and coffee and asking Jarvis to cancel the next chunk of scheduled events so he can spend some time with you, make sure you're okay. He may or may not have also bought that little boutique, because when someone messes with his kid, Tony does NOT let it slide.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[chronicowboy]

new fic is testing my fucking patience. all of the dialogue is being birthed a fully grown human with a life and humour and deep poignant thoughts. the prose? screaming baby trying to crawl back through the vagina

[starstruckodysseys]

shoutout to the animation for the fights (and in general!) bc i am so bad at understanding fight scenes via words and this makes it way easier for me to understand + enjoy!!