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can you hit the griddy
I think I've heard of that before. Is that where they do the... ugh, the....
Nevermind— nevermind!
... ... Ahem.
DAPA is the one who mentioned it to me. I'm sure they'd enjoy demonstrating it to you, just leave me out of it.
#this boy did NOT do the griddy#he tried! for a few seconds. but it's hard to remember how to do the griddy with the correct number of limbs let alone six. seven?#i had to ask my younger sister to demonstrate to me what the griddy was btw. how embarrassing#at least nips is having fun#she probably did it better than he did#ok. sleep time :)
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ellie headcanons pt.3,,,!!
warnings: mentions of boobs, ass (lmao) , mild sexual content, use of the d-slur (jokingly)
content: loser!ellie x reader :3 my pookieeee
authors note: these r actually my favorite things to write ever like im so glad yall like them :333
pt. 2. taglist!!! masterlist!!!!
☆ REALLY likes beef jerky. she’ll just sit there and chew…
- her hands r just constantly freezing. like DEAD PERSON COLD ITS SCARYYYY!!! she definitely uses ur boobs as handwarmers and its JARRING because her hands are actually so cold 😞😞!!!
- HER FEET TOO!!! she has some sort of circulation issues bc you’ll be in bed together and she’ll put her feet on you and you’ll just turn into a cartoon ice cube 😕😕
- the SECOND u have some sort of drama she is seated. like she is so MESSY she will talk shit abt someone she knows absolutely nothing abt just bc u don’t like them. anyone you hate she hates 💪🏽💪🏽
- speaking of she is literally so sassy 😞😞 like she will literally full body turn away from you and look at the window while you drive if she’s mad at you.
- every time you say something even remotely sexual she’s looking at you like 🤨 and trying not to laugh. if you texted her “im coming” she’d burst out laughing and write back like “geez we’re just going to the zoo…didn’t know u were THAT excited”
- has the humor of a middle school boy. she has an actual problem w deez nuts jokes 😞😞 she thinks its SOOOO FUNNY to give u fake backshots whenever you bend over around her. fake moans and everything 💔💔
- a pharb AND a barb. she definitely knows all of super bass by heart, and she knows how to play savior complex on the guitar. duality of women!!!
- every time you say something nice to her she’s like “ew thats gay” and then she gets upset when u get upset for it 😞 so RUDE actually!!!
- really likes doing facemasks with you because you always put them on for her, and because you look really stupid with them on.
- this video. js this whole video like!!! she definitely has that dinosaur hand sanitizer AND that backpack!!
- likes rings cuz she thinks they make her look cool, but she literally cannot keep them for more than a month. they get lost SO EASILY!!!
- knows a concerning amount of things about the roman empire.
- definitely saw the barbie movie with you, and got so embarrassed at the ken guitar scene ☹️ “do i do that??” and you had to hold back laughter and tell her no
- if you have little siblings, they LOVE HER. she is so good with kids its insane. she would definitely do the griddy w ur little brother and you would NEVER let her live it down
- if you take her to a family gathering, she’s either talking with your uncles or hanging out with your younger cousins. she’s scared of your cousins your age bc they’re “cool like you”
- definitely bought you lego flowers at one point and sat on the floor and built them with you
- has those glow-in-the-dark stars on her bedroom ceiling
- would absolutely lick your salt lamp “for science”
- one time you put her hair in pigtails and she wore it the whole day, and refused to let her friends make fun of it cuz her “wife” did them
- talks about you like a 40 year old man talks about his wife. “gotta get home to the wife” definitely has “happy wife happy life!” on a tshirt
- built the two of you a house on minecraft and put your beds next to each otherrrr :((
- carved your name on her skateboard and guitar
- had an AWFUL emo phase in middle school. terrible. was absolutely an avid tumblr user
- such a nerd about vinyls. would take u on dates to her favorite vinyl store, and buy you a new vinyl player because “yours damages your vinyls, and the audio quality is shit” (you randomly bought it on amazon)
- just knows so many facts…about things…. like she’s always talking to you like “oh my god babe did you know that-“
- would get “jealous” of your pets whenever you’d pet them or hold them in front of her. just going up to your cat like “she likes me more than you”
- made herself one of those “i love my girlfriend” tshirts with your face on it
- your dad definitely loves her because they have so much in common. grilling, fishing,camping, she’s like the ultimate dad-dyke
- can fall asleep ANYWHERE. like the second she’s tired she’s just 😴😴 and she’s definitely using you as a pillow
- one time the two of you went to a family party and you found her asleep on two folded chairs
- you’re her wallpaper on all her devices.
- every time you ask her what she’s doing and she’s playing guitar shes like “just fingering my guitar”. she thinks its SOOOO HILARIOUS
- definitely says white ppl shit all the time on accident . one time she said “lets rock and roll” when you two were going somewhere and she literally didn’t talk for 5 minutes cuz you could not stop laughing
- LOVES burts bees !!! her lips always taste like their strawberry chapstick and its wonderful
- has a pair of lightning mcqueen crocs
- LOVESSSS when you paint her nails and do her makeup (she just likes you sitting on her lap)
- definitely one of those girls thats like. obsessed w doctor pepper. its a serious problem 😞😞!!!
- has a little shoe box full of receipts, polaroids of you, and little souvenirs from your dates. :((
- literally melts when you scratch her back
- very into horror games/analog horror. definitely binge watched markipliers “faith” gameplay and talked about it nonstop
- miles morales is def her fave superhero. has so many of his comics and LOVES the spiderverse movies. calls you her gwen 😞😞
taglist!!! if ur name is crossed i cant tag u :((
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#ellie williams x reader#loser!ellie#ellie x reader#ellie x y/n#ellie x you#ellie williams x you#ellie williams headcanons#ellie williams fanfic#ellie tlou#ellie the last of us#tlou2#tlou fanfiction#tlou x reader#lesbian#wlw
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༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚Hello There! My name is....Bluey ya! Anyways, so I was wondering if you could do a number five five by like making him deal with the apocalypse dilemmaજ⁀➴ ⊹₊⟡⋆ and maybe he starts seeing a girl near the coffee shop and starts telling his mind out to her? Could you I mean ya , I'm not the best at request...
Stay Bright Pix˚.⁺⊹ .ᐟ
𐙚₊˚⊹ like i’m stuck in an apocalypse.
a requested five hargreeves short fic . . 📞🐈⬛
context : five finally gets back from the apocalypse, and when he does, he makes a visit at griddy’s donuts. — and he sees a girl there.
warnings : minor cursing .ᐟ
author’s note : THANKKKK YOU FOR REQUESTING !! also,, so sorry this took a while to respond back to 😭 but i’m here now !! your message is so sweet, stay bright too friend 🤍 without further ado, happy reading .ᐟ
five didn’t want to deal with the whole .. apocalypse thing, he really just wanted to see his family again. but when that family has their own issues of their own, it’s hard to keep them all in one room without practically slicing each other’s head off.
so late at night, he made his way towards a place from his childhood. a place where they used to be able to still get along. and that was griddy’s donuts.
despite the place being a popular spot in town, looked old and abandoned now. the smell of espresso flourished in the brunette’s nose just moments before he sat down and ordered.
“hello, ready to order?” a girl, younger, had her notepad out, with her own black pen. for the first time in about 50 or more years, he’d recieved a genuine smile from her. she looked kind and sweet. his gaze had been broken off once she waved her hand in his face.
“oh uh — yeah, um,” he looked down at the menu. “can i just get some coffee? black.” five handed the waiteress the menu. she wrote down on her notepad with a nod, “coming right up.” she gave another wide smile before walking to the back to grab that cup of hot coffee for him.
a few minutes later, she came back and placed the cup before him. “enjoy.” she spoke. “thank you,” he glanced at her name tag.
(name).
“(name).” he nodded at her as he sipped the coffee. she gave another smile before turning and walking away.
— 𐙚₊˚⊹ ☕️
(name) continued to clean in the back as she listened to her tunes through her headphones. she hummed to the beat as she sweeped, and once she finished with the dishes and everything else and pulled her headphones off her head.
and instead of the usual chatter and noise that echoed across the diner, there was no noise at all. it was dead and completely silent.
the girl walked out from the back and found only but unconscious and bloodied bodies on the floor. only standing in the middle of the room was the same boy that ordered the black coffee.
the boy turned around to face her, her jaw practically on the floor. his eyes widened, thinking she’d scream or yell. —
“holy shit.”
was the only thing she breathed. five hunched over, the side of his stomach stinging. she picked up her feet and quickly took the first aid from the back of the kitchen. she ran over to the uniformed boy and let him lean on counter, his face painted with agony.
she panted, looking over at the bloody wound his hand held and his face. “remove your hand. i’ll — i’ll try treating it.” she opened the first aid, “agnes? agnes!” she yelled for the other waitress but did not get a response back.
“damn it, she must’ve bolted the second she heard the gunshots — why, — why, how?” she started asking questions as she treated the wound. he hissed, “i’m sorry! sorry.” she repeated, treating it a little more gently.
as she bandaged it, he sighed with relief. “who are you? did you kill these men?” (name) furrowed her brows at him. he shook his head, staring at her eyes. “i mean — yes. i did, but,” he let out a heavy sigh.
she bit her lip, how would she get him to talk?
“i’m (name) (last name). i’m a daughter, i’m only fourteen. but, i wanna know your story.” he continued to drown himself in her eyes. “five hargreeves. i’m thirteen but my consciousness is really older than it looks.” he clicked his tongue.
they continued to sit in silence, (name) leaned her back on the counter beside him. “you mean, the hargreeves family? the superhero family?” then her eyes widened. “you’re the boy. the one who went missing years ago.” five scrunched his face.
“how’d you know that?” he asked. “people talk.” she winked. he rubbed the bandaged side of his stomach. “i have five days to get rid of an apocalypse. in. this. body.” he emphasized with another heavy sigh. she wanted to ask more questions, but she let him unload before asking anything else.
“and my family’s are filled with crack-headed assholes, and the handler’s up my ass.” he scratched the back of his neck. she smiled a little at the sight and thought of a little boy cursing as such. “and the thing is,” he sighed again as he sat up.
“i wanted to go here to unwind and remember the only times me and my siblings ever got along.” he played with his fingers. (name) watched him talk. “but now, they’re just.. a bunch of dipshits.” he tossed one of the dead guy’s arms away.
“what about you? i’ve been stuck in an apocalypse to experience high school, how is it?” he finally asked her.
“like i’m stuck in an apocalypse.” she retorted back with a smile in attempts to lighten the mood. he snickered lightly, “always thought it would seem so. thank you, (name).” he finally returned the smile.
she smiled wider, “hey, you intrigued me. can’t help it.”
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Diego was heated, he had a vengeful look in his eyes that showed that. I was asleep for most of the ride back to his house because of how early it was in the morning but when I was up I could hear him muttering things to himself. He wanted Hazel and Cha-Cha dead and I don’t blame him.
They took away his lover, I don’t know anything about their relationship but I could tell she meant everything to him. When you lose a lover you’ll do anything to bring them back and avenge them, even if they're not sensible. There was no one to stop me from the things I did when I lost Ben, but Diego doesn't have to go through the same thing.
I'll be here for him if he needs me and if he doesn't want to kill me too.
When he noticed I was awake his grip on the steering wheel was a clear indication that he was about to burst. I readied myself for anything thrown my way while activating my powers.
But he didn't do anything to harm me, instead, he took a deep breath. “What do you know about Five’s behavior since he’s been back?” Diego asked me.
“What?” I whispered confusedly.
He scoffs. "What has he been doing? You should know, since every time you leave the academy it's with him.”
Was that true? I can’t keep track of what I do anymore. There are too many side plots in my life taking away my thoughts from the actual big thing, the apocalypse.
Instead of making eye contact with him, I look out the window as I speak. “Look, Five’s not exactly an open book. The first time I found him outside of the academy, I was trying to go into Griddy’s. And what do I find? The boy surrounded by a bunch of dead soldiers?”
Diego hung onto every word I said, trying to piece together if I was as crazy as Five was or actually telling the truth. “Then he tells me to cut this tracker thing out of his arm. He blinks us into Vanya’s house to tell us the world is ending in a couple of days. I mean can you believe that?” I rambled.
He stops the car in the middle of the busy road, and the tires let out a horrible screech. “What did you say?” He whispers, turning to me slowly. Not caring about the blasting horns from cars around us.
“The world is ending in four days?”
..
Once we reached the dojo, Diego bolted out of the car not stopping for anything, not even questions from poor Al who was just wondering if he helped Eudora or not.
“Diego, don’t do something you’re going to regret. Five isn’t the enemy here.” I cut in front of his long stride.
“Well, he sure as hell isn’t innocent either.” He pushes past me and slams open his front door.
Luther and Five were in there just where we left them last night. And Five seemed to be finally sober and he sat upright on Diego’s bed, in a conversation with the man sitting in front of him.
“Piece of shit.” Diego roared out as he tried to tackle Five. “Do you have any idea what you just did?”
I grabbed onto the back of his shirt to pull him back but he slipped out of my grasp. But instead of landing on Five, Diego was met by the solid body of Luther, who stopped him. “Nope, let me— Get your ape hands off of me!” He screams.
Luther remains calm with Diego wiggling around in the air. “I can do this as long as it takes you to calm down.”
“Fine.” Diego pants and then gets dropped onto the ground. Luther stares at me from behind all of this. He gives me a what's going on type glance but all I can do is look at Five.
“Now, you wanna tell us what you’re talkin' about?” Luther asked.
“These two have been pretty busy since Five got back.” Diego starts. “They were in the middle of the shootout at Griddy’s, and then Five was at Gimble Brothers after the guys in masks attacked the Academy; looking for him.” He pieced together information that I told him during the car ride to put me and Five at the center of blame.
“Seriously Diego?” I ask.
“None of which is any of your concern.” Five spoke up for the first time since we walked in.
“It is now, they just killed my friend.”
Luther looks at me “You’re involved with this Y/n?”
Before I get a chance to defend myself I'm cut off by Five. “No, she’s not, I just needed her for her abilities.” Who answers too quickly for that to be true.
“Yes, her perfect abilities. Y/n, you wanna tell Luther what you told me.”
“I barely know the details, Diego, this isn’t my story to tell, ask the time traveler who was there!”
We were all rapid-fire arguing with one another. And no one could hear the exact words we were saying because of how much we spoke over each other. But overall was Diego not believing me, me trying to say how lost I was and Five explaining this was still none of his business. Luther just stared blankly.
“Hey, hey, hey hey,” Luther yells.
“What!” The three of us yell back.
“Shut the hell up. Five I want answers, who are these masked people and what does Y/n mean about the end of the world? I want these answers now, the two of you wait your turn.” Probably the first time Luther has gotten anyone to be quiet, he sounds like a leader.
Five looks down “They work for my former employer. A woman called The Handler. She sent them.. to stop me. Then, as soon as Diego’s friend got in their way, well, fair game.”
“That’s cruel Five.” I cut in.
Diego takes a step closer to him and gets up in his face. “And now they’re my fair game. And I'm gonna see to it they pay.” He grits his teeth.
“That would be a mistake, Diego. They’ve killed people far more dangerous than you.”
“Oh yeah well we’ll see about that.”
Diego was ready to take action and leave but Luther held him in place for the answer to his final question. “So when is it supposed to happen? This apocalypse.”
“Well I can’t give you the exact hour, but.. from what I could gather. We have four days left.”
Luther gawks at him. “Why didn't you mention it to all of us sooner?”
“It wouldn't have mattered.” He sighs.
“Of course, it would! We could’ve banded together and helped you try and stop this thing.”
“For the record, you already tried.”
“What do you mean?” Diego asks grumpily.
Five is quiet, he tries to find the best way to say this so that his brothers don’t go crazy. “I found you guys. Your bodies.”
“We all die?” I questioned. That couldn’t have been right, in his journal someone was alive. But I couldn’t make out the name since Diego pulled all of us away to find Five.
“Horribly.” Five says, “all except for one.” He gazes at me.
My body shutters. “The one you wrote about in your book. The one who was still alive in all of the rummage, that was me?”
Why didn't my future self come back with Five to this timeline. What happened?
He answered my suspicions like he was reading my mind. “You were dying slowly Y/n, whoever ended the world did more damage to you than the regular human. We were together for a while and you aged the same as me, slowly. But when The Handler came to me, you didn’t want anything to do with it. Said you had gone through enough pain.”
“I don’t know what happened to you after.” Five said with an undertone of sadness, the best he could probably give without sobbing.
I think I have an idea what happened, I told myself I would never do it. But life has been hard ever since I was young, especially after losing Ben. In the future, I think I killed myself and forced my body to not heal.
This is what Reginald feared I'd do, but even if he made my blood into a healing solution he wouldn't be there to use it on me. It’s a scary thought, but I won't bring it up to them.
Five went on to explain that we worked as a team since all of our bodies were lying in rubble. And the MeriTech eye was worn by the person we were fighting since it was in Luther’s clasped hand. And then he told us about where he worked, the commission.
He went to all kinds of different time periods and killed people who messed with the timeline, and in exchange, he would eventually get to go home. But while being sent out on a mission to kill John F. Kennedy decided that he was going to disobey. And tried to get back to us on his own, so he could save us and save the world.
That's what we saw during Reginald’s funeral. But he messed up the equations and got stuck as a kid. Luther looked on in horror at Five's actions but this only seemed to fuel Diego's rage against Hazel and Cha-Cha.
Me though, I just wanted to go hug Benny.
“So where do we go from now?” I quietly ask the group.
“I'm tracking down those lunatics,” Diego mutters while leaving the room. Luther gasps. “I gotta find Allison and tell her.” Leaving me and Five, in Diego’s room.
“I just have one more question,” I say. “Did I tell you who ends the world?”
“No, all you said was, it wasn't her fault.” he says disappointed. I rack my brain trying to understand what that meant. I know this person personally.
“I know this doesn't make sense, I wish I knew more too. The best thing we can do is keep trying to solve this.” He says.
“I can’t go back to the academy right now, Five. Diego needs someone, even if he doesn't want it to be me. I need to do something.”
He sighs. “You always feel the need to help us Y/n, and what about yourself? Diego will chase you away and make you feel small then what, you're gonna force yourself to help him anyways?”
“I know I can’t fix everything, I can't heal emotions. But I can give someone an avenue to take their feelings out. Even if that's at my own expense. I don’t care.”
Five eyes widen when he looks at me. “Y/n..”
“It’ll be fine, trust me. And if it doesn't work, I'll come back to the academy and find you okay?” I say as I try to lighten the mood.
He only nods but lets me go anyway. I give him a meaningless smile as I leave the room, knowing I shared too much information and gave away a part of myself I hoped others would never comment on.
..
I let her leave to help him, even though it's going to amount to nothing. I just couldn’t help it, her kind but harmful manner got to me, and she’s too nice for her own good. Just like she was in the apocalypse..
But they had their differences too, even though their brains only differed a couple of days from each other. That Y/n lost her spark and this one is slowly draining herself of it. Delores tells me not to think too much about her, but how can I not? I left her there to die. And it's haunted me ever since.
I remember that day when I found her in the rummage. I was young and scared since I couldn’t blink back home. It took me a while to recognize whose body lay with my siblings, but it was the newest addition to the fucked up regiment Reginald made.
She was faintly moving before she started to cough up blood and debris. She was also very malnourished and scared, so once she was able to get up we started to talk. Not about the apocalypse because every time I asked she dodged the topic.
We stayed together in the wasteland of crushed buildings and fire, eating scraps that made her throw up. Her body wasn’t retaining any food, sleep, or healing abilities but she always told me she was okay.
I caught her a few times talking to herself, about my siblings and how sorry she was that she couldn’t save them from her. It was just us, and Delores for so many years.
I aged into an old man at the same time she did. But during that, she stayed small and weak. Like she was on the brink of dying, a fact I didn't want to think about. I couldn’t survive without her, I'd go crazy.
Then The Handler arrived and offered us both a chance to get out of there. I looked at her for an answer but she looked lost. I was glad to get out of this hellhole but weary for the future with this not trustworthy company. But I had her, the two of us could get through it.
Instead of sharing my excitement, she tells me to go without her. Saying that she’s likely to die anyway and that she’s tired of chasing a perfect world that doesn't exist. I explained to her I'd go through that with her but she’s dead set on going.
“My life is over Five.” She wheezes. “And I'm okay with that, I got to live it with you and everyone else. But you, you can keep going. Avenge this world and maybe someday we can be happy again.”
I try to speak but she cuts me off. “Maybe if I'm lucky enough, I'll finally get to see Ben!”
That broke me the most and with a lot of convincing from her, I was finally ready to take The Handlers offer. After goodbyes, she hugs me. “When did you get so tall?”
It was our final laugh together.
Before I left she whispered something to me away from prying eyes. “Promise me something Five.”
“Anything you want.”
“Promise me, you’ll break out of this bullshit and go back to the past.”
“What?”
“Listen. Go back to the past, how I don’t know but you're smart enough to figure it out. And stop all of this from happening, I know that's a huge thing to ask. But at least give it a try. Get back to us, get back to me, okay?”
“Of course, I'll try.” I sniffled.
“Don’t cry, do your best, live your life and try not to think about me too much.” Even then she still found a way to laugh.
“Now go before I cry too!”
She never wanted me to see her sad, or hurting even though I knew every move she made broke another part of herself. Y/n gave me one more hug before I stepped through The Handler’s briefcase portal.
I spent years trying to forget about a woman I should’ve never met. A woman I wouldn’t meet again until fulfilling her wish of going back to the past. But that version of her barely knew me, and all the things we did together. But that didn’t stop me from including her in all I did, to track down the person who ended the world. Even if she would never know about the love I had for that woman.
I was going to save my siblings and her from the apocalypse. Because I promised her I would.
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I tried smth different this chapter tell me what u think!
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please leave me alone. i fear for my safety.
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What the hell did I just read.
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So, 2k12 TMNT was actually really good at 2D art..
I recently re-realized that the Incoorporation of the 2D environmental illustrations of New York in the 2k12 series is actually kinda crazy.
And while the show has continously demonstrated its' ability to blend the Cartoony aspects of the show with the more griddy comic book art that it originated from, I think these first establishing shots really shows us what could have been. (were it not for limited budget :/)
Just look at this! The big, bright, electric neon lights illuminating the city, painting it like a creature of skyrises and industrial giants, and then contrasting it with the dark grimy shadows. It looks amazing! It looks like they took the concept art of the show and somehow found a way to incorporate it into the show.
Even Tokyo has this comic book eerieness to it:
So, the moments they DO use 2D in the show remains mostly for narrative purposes or flashbacks to character's we haven't otherwise known- and what amazes me is that this looks just like its a comic page. It looks like a cartoon. It has somehow managed to maintain the griddyness, while also combining it effortlessly with its' artstyle, and blending it into the aestethic of the world.
Again, the lights contrasting the shadows. It establishes the perfect vibe to a grimy, overbearing New York, beaming with LIFE.
And that's what astonishes me! That's what makes me so UPSET. Because if the show had the budget for it, THIS is exactly the New York I was hoping we'd get to see.
Instead we got empty alleys, with no people, the same buildings, the size of a cheap motel, no sounds, just silence and emptiness. Maybe a stray cat here and there, but otherwise everything is small, and lifeless, with New York feeling so far away.
Maybe they could have continued to incoorporate the 2D elements, as they did with the establishing shots and with the backgrounds for the night, but then leave the day to 3D; thereby, creating this dissonance between the city that the gang experiences when they can safely hide in the shadows, contrary to the daytime when they can't be seen on the open street?
The emptiness of the 2k12 series' city is not inherently bad- we do see people here and there and new environments to help expand the world, albeit moreso in the later seasons.
But I stand by that the show would've benefited a lot from a more lively, chaotic New York. (tho ofc if you've watched the show maybe that goes without saying).
I wanted to see a New York that felt lived in. Enourmous, unattainable, but always present to some extend. A giant cacophany of noise and lights that we see through the eyes of the turtles, as they're forced to find ways around it, i.e. the subway tunnels, or man hole covers and dirty alleyways. But just to get the feeling that it's there, I think would do SO much to underline the theme of being an outcast.
Contrarily in the Rise universe we DO get that lively New York filled not just with lights, but color and people and cars, and traffic lights. But there the theme isn't as poignant, because it stands parallel to the Under City where the feeling of being an outcast is less severe, and the boys continously is shown to still find ways to be able to experience it, (if only with five fingered gloves on).
All in all, I wish 2k12 had doubled down with the 2D backgrounds, and maybe even used it to make New York feel less like a set, and more like the Metropolis it is where there's noise, and cars, and sirens, and people everywhere.
If New York is the City that never sleeps, then I feel like the struggle of being a Ninja, unable to inhabit it, should reflect that.
#shitpost#food for thought#tmnt 12#2k12 tmnt#background art#2d art#missed potential#mourning for what never was
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I’d love for guide to hit the griddy out of absolutely NOWHERE, OR THEM GETTING STURDY, THE CHAIN WOULD 100% THINK YOU WERE POSSESED OR SOMETHING
“Rulie? Can you come over here real quick”
The traveller slowly walks over to your form settled comfortably on a tree trunk, wild and wind occasionally sparing each other some chit chat,
“What is it?”
He has no idea what you could possibly want , but he’d be happy to oblige with another one of your.. concerningly odd requests if it were possible
You slowly get up, wind and woods chit chat coming to a short stop as they both turn to look towards you, wilds face showing clear confusion and slight concern that you’d maybe tackle the poor traveller or whatever odd quirks you’d occasionally do, not that they loved you any less for them anyway, you were.. quirky.. in a good way
Smile innocent as ever as you walk closer to the poor boy , putting both hands onto his shoulders
“what’s your favourite pass time?”
“Well.. I’d have to say.. S-“
You.. start.. doing something.. with your arms, flinging them back and forth as you crouch and walk around hyrule in some odd circle like your POSSESED by dink himself , grinning , then you stop, drop and roll off somewhere between the bushes, all three and a few others left to stare in the way you went utterly dumbfounded at what the hell you just did and what the point you maybe wanted to prove was,
“You think they’re possesed?”
“..I think they’ve been possesed for a while sailor..”
𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘨����𝘳𝘥𝘴. 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯🃏 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥! 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘵𝘸!❤️❤️⭐️
It's the way I burst out laughing in public first reading this and I was so fucking embarassed
Player should be embarassed
And I know those boys are so tired PIUGFFIG
"I am widdey doing the gwiddy wight now."
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I hope you know. I just got off of work (a childcare program we have at RAD). The kids made a stop motion movie about the fortnite banana getting eaten by the great white thing to consume its rizz. And then the mouth got eaten by the red among us("the sussiest among us"). So the among us could be "the rizzler to rizz them all". And it took place in ohio. I cannot escape it. The skibidi is inescapable.
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*holding back tears*
a skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice fr we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe
(I am sorry)
i have so many questions 1. who are you 2. how much time do u have on ur hands 3. are u okay 4. are u being held at gunpoint 5. do u need a rescue team 6. what the fuck
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mmmmmoooooorrrreeee random questions!! of course, always feel free to not answer one if its too odd or weird for ya
1: if you could pick any super power, what would it be?
2: what's the weirdest fan fic you've read?
3: if you were a my little pony, which would you be; earth pony, pegasus, or a unicorn?
4: when playing fire boy and water girl (if you even played it, if not then ignore this question) were you fire boy or water girl?
5: would you rather drink pool water from a motel or expired milk?
6: does shampoo go first, or conditioner?
7: do you know how to hit the griddy?
8: if you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you do?
9: when you were younger, did you ever see yourself being where you are now?
(shout out to my sister for helping with the questions. please tell her hello)
Hey there ~ Thanks for the questions :3 (both of you... Hi, Simon's sister 👋)
1. You know I used to have those dreams where I could fly? They were amazing! So I gotta go with flying on this one, though teleportation would be nice too 🙃
2. Listen, all I'm going to say is gay Mirrorverse vampire Jim. No more questions, please 🙈
3. Though I'd love to fly, I think I've gotta go with unicorn. They fit my personality way better.
4. Never played it, but I'd probably be water girl because I'm afraid of fire.
5. Oh man, yikes, both options suck. I think I'll go with... expired milk.
6. Well, I don't use conditioner so... shampoo XD
7. I... I don't think so? Never heard of that 🙈🤣
8. Steal a lot of money from someone who has way too much. Keep some for myself and my mum and donate the rest.
9. No. Definitely not. I would have seen myself married with children (and now I'm ace and don't even want children XD) and in a big house, all that classy stuff.
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Let me tell you the story when the level 600 school gyatt walked passed me, I was in class drinking my grimace rizz shake from ohio during my rizzonomics class when all of the sudden this crazy ohio bing chilling gyatt got sturdy, past my class. I was watching kai cenat hit the griddy on twitch. This is when I let my rizz take over and I became the rizzard of oz. I screamed, look at this bomboclat gyatt
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You gu
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Backrooms
USSR and US Agree to Use Colombia as Nuclear Testing Ground
7 June 1952
After the country has been reduced to nuclear rubble overnight, everyone here has nuclear radiation. The sheer amount of skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november wojak literally 1984 foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy incredible theodore john kaczynski social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon one in a krillion hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson edit coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling.
Good job everyone Viva La Colombia frfr!!!!!
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