#this boy did NOT do the griddy

[centaurator]

can you hit the griddy

I think I've heard of that before. Is that where they do the... ugh, the....

Nevermind— nevermind!

... ... Ahem.

DAPA is the one who mentioned it to me. I'm sure they'd enjoy demonstrating it to you, just leave me out of it.

[inf3ct3dd]

ellie headcanons pt.3,,,!!

warnings: mentions of boobs, ass (lmao) , mild sexual content, use of the d-slur (jokingly)

content: loser!ellie x reader :3 my pookieeee

authors note: these r actually my favorite things to write ever like im so glad yall like them :333

pt. 2. taglist!!! masterlist!!!!

☆ REALLY likes beef jerky. she’ll just sit there and chew…

- her hands r just constantly freezing. like DEAD PERSON COLD ITS SCARYYYY!!! she definitely uses ur boobs as handwarmers and its JARRING because her hands are actually so cold 😞😞!!!

- HER FEET TOO!!! she has some sort of circulation issues bc you’ll be in bed together and she’ll put her feet on you and you’ll just turn into a cartoon ice cube 😕😕

- the SECOND u have some sort of drama she is seated. like she is so MESSY she will talk shit abt someone she knows absolutely nothing abt just bc u don’t like them. anyone you hate she hates 💪🏽💪🏽

- speaking of she is literally so sassy 😞😞 like she will literally full body turn away from you and look at the window while you drive if she’s mad at you.

- every time you say something even remotely sexual she’s looking at you like 🤨 and trying not to laugh. if you texted her “im coming” she’d burst out laughing and write back like “geez we’re just going to the zoo…didn’t know u were THAT excited”

- has the humor of a middle school boy. she has an actual problem w deez nuts jokes 😞😞 she thinks its SOOOO FUNNY to give u fake backshots whenever you bend over around her. fake moans and everything 💔💔

- a pharb AND a barb. she definitely knows all of super bass by heart, and she knows how to play savior complex on the guitar. duality of women!!!

- every time you say something nice to her she’s like “ew thats gay” and then she gets upset when u get upset for it 😞 so RUDE actually!!!

- really likes doing facemasks with you because you always put them on for her, and because you look really stupid with them on.

- this video. js this whole video like!!! she definitely has that dinosaur hand sanitizer AND that backpack!!

- likes rings cuz she thinks they make her look cool, but she literally cannot keep them for more than a month. they get lost SO EASILY!!!

- knows a concerning amount of things about the roman empire.

- definitely saw the barbie movie with you, and got so embarrassed at the ken guitar scene ☹️ “do i do that??” and you had to hold back laughter and tell her no

- if you have little siblings, they LOVE HER. she is so good with kids its insane. she would definitely do the griddy w ur little brother and you would NEVER let her live it down

- if you take her to a family gathering, she’s either talking with your uncles or hanging out with your younger cousins. she’s scared of your cousins your age bc they’re “cool like you”

- definitely bought you lego flowers at one point and sat on the floor and built them with you

- has those glow-in-the-dark stars on her bedroom ceiling

- would absolutely lick your salt lamp “for science”

- one time you put her hair in pigtails and she wore it the whole day, and refused to let her friends make fun of it cuz her “wife” did them

- talks about you like a 40 year old man talks about his wife. “gotta get home to the wife” definitely has “happy wife happy life!” on a tshirt

- built the two of you a house on minecraft and put your beds next to each otherrrr :((

- carved your name on her skateboard and guitar

- had an AWFUL emo phase in middle school. terrible. was absolutely an avid tumblr user

- such a nerd about vinyls. would take u on dates to her favorite vinyl store, and buy you a new vinyl player because “yours damages your vinyls, and the audio quality is shit” (you randomly bought it on amazon)

- just knows so many facts…about things…. like she’s always talking to you like “oh my god babe did you know that-“

- would get “jealous” of your pets whenever you’d pet them or hold them in front of her. just going up to your cat like “she likes me more than you”

- made herself one of those “i love my girlfriend” tshirts with your face on it

- your dad definitely loves her because they have so much in common. grilling, fishing,camping, she’s like the ultimate dad-dyke

- can fall asleep ANYWHERE. like the second she’s tired she’s just 😴😴 and she’s definitely using you as a pillow

- one time the two of you went to a family party and you found her asleep on two folded chairs

- you’re her wallpaper on all her devices.

- every time you ask her what she’s doing and she’s playing guitar shes like “just fingering my guitar”. she thinks its SOOOO HILARIOUS

- definitely says white ppl shit all the time on accident . one time she said “lets rock and roll” when you two were going somewhere and she literally didn’t talk for 5 minutes cuz you could not stop laughing

- LOVES burts bees !!! her lips always taste like their strawberry chapstick and its wonderful

- has a pair of lightning mcqueen crocs

- LOVESSSS when you paint her nails and do her makeup (she just likes you sitting on her lap)

- definitely one of those girls thats like. obsessed w doctor pepper. its a serious problem 😞😞!!!

- has a little shoe box full of receipts, polaroids of you, and little souvenirs from your dates. :((

- literally melts when you scratch her back

- very into horror games/analog horror. definitely binge watched markipliers “faith” gameplay and talked about it nonstop

- miles morales is def her fave superhero. has so many of his comics and LOVES the spiderverse movies. calls you her gwen 😞😞

taglist!!! if ur name is crossed i cant tag u :((

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[tothosewholisten]

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Chapter: 11

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Diego was heated, he had a vengeful look in his eyes that showed that. I was asleep for most of the ride back to his house because of how early it was in the morning but when I was up I could hear him muttering things to himself. He wanted Hazel and Cha-Cha dead and I don’t blame him.

They took away his lover, I don’t know anything about their relationship but I could tell she meant everything to him. When you lose a lover you’ll do anything to bring them back and avenge them, even if they're not sensible. There was no one to stop me from the things I did when I lost Ben, but Diego doesn't have to go through the same thing.

I'll be here for him if he needs me and if he doesn't want to kill me too.

When he noticed I was awake his grip on the steering wheel was a clear indication that he was about to burst. I readied myself for anything thrown my way while activating my powers.

But he didn't do anything to harm me, instead, he took a deep breath. “What do you know about Five’s behavior since he’s been back?” Diego asked me.

“What?” I whispered confusedly.

He scoffs. "What has he been doing? You should know, since every time you leave the academy it's with him.”

Was that true? I can’t keep track of what I do anymore. There are too many side plots in my life taking away my thoughts from the actual big thing, the apocalypse.

Instead of making eye contact with him, I look out the window as I speak. “Look, Five’s not exactly an open book. The first time I found him outside of the academy, I was trying to go into Griddy’s. And what do I find? The boy surrounded by a bunch of dead soldiers?”

Diego hung onto every word I said, trying to piece together if I was as crazy as Five was or actually telling the truth. “Then he tells me to cut this tracker thing out of his arm. He blinks us into Vanya’s house to tell us the world is ending in a couple of days. I mean can you believe that?” I rambled.

He stops the car in the middle of the busy road, and the tires let out a horrible screech. “What did you say?” He whispers, turning to me slowly. Not caring about the blasting horns from cars around us.

“The world is ending in four days?”

..

Once we reached the dojo, Diego bolted out of the car not stopping for anything, not even questions from poor Al who was just wondering if he helped Eudora or not.

“Diego, don’t do something you’re going to regret. Five isn’t the enemy here.” I cut in front of his long stride.

“Well, he sure as hell isn’t innocent either.” He pushes past me and slams open his front door.

Luther and Five were in there just where we left them last night. And Five seemed to be finally sober and he sat upright on Diego’s bed, in a conversation with the man sitting in front of him.

“Piece of shit.” Diego roared out as he tried to tackle Five. “Do you have any idea what you just did?”

I grabbed onto the back of his shirt to pull him back but he slipped out of my grasp. But instead of landing on Five, Diego was met by the solid body of Luther, who stopped him. “Nope, let me— Get your ape hands off of me!” He screams.

Luther remains calm with Diego wiggling around in the air. “I can do this as long as it takes you to calm down.”

“Fine.” Diego pants and then gets dropped onto the ground. Luther stares at me from behind all of this. He gives me a what's going on type glance but all I can do is look at Five.

“Now, you wanna tell us what you’re talkin' about?” Luther asked.

“These two have been pretty busy since Five got back.” Diego starts. “They were in the middle of the shootout at Griddy’s, and then Five was at Gimble Brothers after the guys in masks attacked the Academy; looking for him.” He pieced together information that I told him during the car ride to put me and Five at the center of blame.

“Seriously Diego?” I ask.

“None of which is any of your concern.” Five spoke up for the first time since we walked in.

“It is now, they just killed my friend.”

Luther looks at me “You’re involved with this Y/n?”

Before I get a chance to defend myself I'm cut off by Five. “No, she’s not, I just needed her for her abilities.” Who answers too quickly for that to be true.

“Yes, her perfect abilities. Y/n, you wanna tell Luther what you told me.”

“I barely know the details, Diego, this isn’t my story to tell, ask the time traveler who was there!”

We were all rapid-fire arguing with one another. And no one could hear the exact words we were saying because of how much we spoke over each other. But overall was Diego not believing me, me trying to say how lost I was and Five explaining this was still none of his business. Luther just stared blankly.

“Hey, hey, hey hey,” Luther yells.

“What!” The three of us yell back.

“Shut the hell up. Five I want answers, who are these masked people and what does Y/n mean about the end of the world? I want these answers now, the two of you wait your turn.” Probably the first time Luther has gotten anyone to be quiet, he sounds like a leader.

Five looks down “They work for my former employer. A woman called The Handler. She sent them.. to stop me. Then, as soon as Diego’s friend got in their way, well, fair game.”

“That’s cruel Five.” I cut in.

Diego takes a step closer to him and gets up in his face. “And now they’re my fair game. And I'm gonna see to it they pay.” He grits his teeth.

“That would be a mistake, Diego. They’ve killed people far more dangerous than you.”

“Oh yeah well we’ll see about that.”

Diego was ready to take action and leave but Luther held him in place for the answer to his final question. “So when is it supposed to happen? This apocalypse.”

“Well I can’t give you the exact hour, but.. from what I could gather. We have four days left.”

Luther gawks at him. “Why didn't you mention it to all of us sooner?”

“It wouldn't have mattered.” He sighs.

“Of course, it would! We could’ve banded together and helped you try and stop this thing.”

“For the record, you already tried.”

“What do you mean?” Diego asks grumpily.

Five is quiet, he tries to find the best way to say this so that his brothers don’t go crazy. “I found you guys. Your bodies.”

“We all die?” I questioned. That couldn’t have been right, in his journal someone was alive. But I couldn’t make out the name since Diego pulled all of us away to find Five.

“Horribly.” Five says, “all except for one.” He gazes at me.

My body shutters. “The one you wrote about in your book. The one who was still alive in all of the rummage, that was me?”

Why didn't my future self come back with Five to this timeline. What happened?

He answered my suspicions like he was reading my mind. “You were dying slowly Y/n, whoever ended the world did more damage to you than the regular human. We were together for a while and you aged the same as me, slowly. But when The Handler came to me, you didn’t want anything to do with it. Said you had gone through enough pain.”

“I don’t know what happened to you after.” Five said with an undertone of sadness, the best he could probably give without sobbing.

I think I have an idea what happened, I told myself I would never do it. But life has been hard ever since I was young, especially after losing Ben. In the future, I think I killed myself and forced my body to not heal.

This is what Reginald feared I'd do, but even if he made my blood into a healing solution he wouldn't be there to use it on me. It’s a scary thought, but I won't bring it up to them.

Five went on to explain that we worked as a team since all of our bodies were lying in rubble. And the MeriTech eye was worn by the person we were fighting since it was in Luther’s clasped hand. And then he told us about where he worked, the commission.

He went to all kinds of different time periods and killed people who messed with the timeline, and in exchange, he would eventually get to go home. But while being sent out on a mission to kill John F. Kennedy decided that he was going to disobey. And tried to get back to us on his own, so he could save us and save the world.

That's what we saw during Reginald’s funeral. But he messed up the equations and got stuck as a kid. Luther looked on in horror at Five's actions but this only seemed to fuel Diego's rage against Hazel and Cha-Cha.

Me though, I just wanted to go hug Benny.

“So where do we go from now?” I quietly ask the group.

“I'm tracking down those lunatics,” Diego mutters while leaving the room. Luther gasps. “I gotta find Allison and tell her.” Leaving me and Five, in Diego’s room.

“I just have one more question,” I say. “Did I tell you who ends the world?”

“No, all you said was, it wasn't her fault.” he says disappointed. I rack my brain trying to understand what that meant. I know this person personally.

“I know this doesn't make sense, I wish I knew more too. The best thing we can do is keep trying to solve this.” He says.

“I can’t go back to the academy right now, Five. Diego needs someone, even if he doesn't want it to be me. I need to do something.”

He sighs. “You always feel the need to help us Y/n, and what about yourself? Diego will chase you away and make you feel small then what, you're gonna force yourself to help him anyways?”

“I know I can’t fix everything, I can't heal emotions. But I can give someone an avenue to take their feelings out. Even if that's at my own expense. I don’t care.”

Five eyes widen when he looks at me. “Y/n..”

“It’ll be fine, trust me. And if it doesn't work, I'll come back to the academy and find you okay?” I say as I try to lighten the mood.

He only nods but lets me go anyway. I give him a meaningless smile as I leave the room, knowing I shared too much information and gave away a part of myself I hoped others would never comment on.

..

I let her leave to help him, even though it's going to amount to nothing. I just couldn’t help it, her kind but harmful manner got to me, and she’s too nice for her own good. Just like she was in the apocalypse..

But they had their differences too, even though their brains only differed a couple of days from each other. That Y/n lost her spark and this one is slowly draining herself of it. Delores tells me not to think too much about her, but how can I not? I left her there to die. And it's haunted me ever since.

I remember that day when I found her in the rummage. I was young and scared since I couldn’t blink back home. It took me a while to recognize whose body lay with my siblings, but it was the newest addition to the fucked up regiment Reginald made.

She was faintly moving before she started to cough up blood and debris. She was also very malnourished and scared, so once she was able to get up we started to talk. Not about the apocalypse because every time I asked she dodged the topic.

We stayed together in the wasteland of crushed buildings and fire, eating scraps that made her throw up. Her body wasn’t retaining any food, sleep, or healing abilities but she always told me she was okay.

I caught her a few times talking to herself, about my siblings and how sorry she was that she couldn’t save them from her. It was just us, and Delores for so many years.

I aged into an old man at the same time she did. But during that, she stayed small and weak. Like she was on the brink of dying, a fact I didn't want to think about. I couldn’t survive without her, I'd go crazy.

Then The Handler arrived and offered us both a chance to get out of there. I looked at her for an answer but she looked lost. I was glad to get out of this hellhole but weary for the future with this not trustworthy company. But I had her, the two of us could get through it.

Instead of sharing my excitement, she tells me to go without her. Saying that she’s likely to die anyway and that she’s tired of chasing a perfect world that doesn't exist. I explained to her I'd go through that with her but she’s dead set on going.

“My life is over Five.” She wheezes. “And I'm okay with that, I got to live it with you and everyone else. But you, you can keep going. Avenge this world and maybe someday we can be happy again.”

I try to speak but she cuts me off. “Maybe if I'm lucky enough, I'll finally get to see Ben!”

That broke me the most and with a lot of convincing from her, I was finally ready to take The Handlers offer. After goodbyes, she hugs me. “When did you get so tall?”

It was our final laugh together.

Before I left she whispered something to me away from prying eyes. “Promise me something Five.”

“Anything you want.”

“Promise me, you’ll break out of this bullshit and go back to the past.”

“What?”

“Listen. Go back to the past, how I don’t know but you're smart enough to figure it out. And stop all of this from happening, I know that's a huge thing to ask. But at least give it a try. Get back to us, get back to me, okay?”

“Of course, I'll try.” I sniffled.

“Don’t cry, do your best, live your life and try not to think about me too much.” Even then she still found a way to laugh.

“Now go before I cry too!”

She never wanted me to see her sad, or hurting even though I knew every move she made broke another part of herself. Y/n gave me one more hug before I stepped through The Handler’s briefcase portal.

I spent years trying to forget about a woman I should’ve never met. A woman I wouldn’t meet again until fulfilling her wish of going back to the past. But that version of her barely knew me, and all the things we did together. But that didn’t stop me from including her in all I did, to track down the person who ended the world. Even if she would never know about the love I had for that woman.

I was going to save my siblings and her from the apocalypse. Because I promised her I would.

…

I tried smth different this chapter tell me what u think!

Taglist: @aloflapse @isomehowexist @elenalovestoread @miscrying @gabriella-aesthetic @solarbeanz @theoriginalone1111 @water-hemlock18 @tialovesyoutoo @dakotapaigelove

[pixiescoffeeshop]

༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆𖦹.✧˚Hello There! My name is....Bluey ya! Anyways, so I was wondering if you could do a number five five by like making him deal with the apocalypse dilemmaજ⁀➴ ⊹₊⟡⋆ and maybe he starts seeing a girl near the coffee shop and starts telling his mind out to her? Could you I mean ya , I'm not the best at request...

Stay Bright Pix˚.⁺⊹ .ᐟ

𐙚₊˚⊹ like i’m stuck in an apocalypse.

a requested five hargreeves short fic . . 📞🐈‍⬛

context : five finally gets back from the apocalypse, and when he does, he makes a visit at griddy’s donuts. — and he sees a girl there.

warnings : minor cursing .ᐟ

author’s note : THANKKKK YOU FOR REQUESTING !! also,, so sorry this took a while to respond back to 😭 but i’m here now !! your message is so sweet, stay bright too friend 🤍 without further ado, happy reading .ᐟ

five didn’t want to deal with the whole .. apocalypse thing, he really just wanted to see his family again. but when that family has their own issues of their own, it’s hard to keep them all in one room without practically slicing each other’s head off.

so late at night, he made his way towards a place from his childhood. a place where they used to be able to still get along. and that was griddy’s donuts.

despite the place being a popular spot in town, looked old and abandoned now. the smell of espresso flourished in the brunette’s nose just moments before he sat down and ordered.

“hello, ready to order?” a girl, younger, had her notepad out, with her own black pen. for the first time in about 50 or more years, he’d recieved a genuine smile from her. she looked kind and sweet. his gaze had been broken off once she waved her hand in his face.

“oh uh — yeah, um,” he looked down at the menu. “can i just get some coffee? black.” five handed the waiteress the menu. she wrote down on her notepad with a nod, “coming right up.” she gave another wide smile before walking to the back to grab that cup of hot coffee for him.

a few minutes later, she came back and placed the cup before him. “enjoy.” she spoke. “thank you,” he glanced at her name tag.

(name).

“(name).” he nodded at her as he sipped the coffee. she gave another smile before turning and walking away.

— 𐙚₊˚⊹ ☕️

(name) continued to clean in the back as she listened to her tunes through her headphones. she hummed to the beat as she sweeped, and once she finished with the dishes and everything else and pulled her headphones off her head.

and instead of the usual chatter and noise that echoed across the diner, there was no noise at all. it was dead and completely silent.

the girl walked out from the back and found only but unconscious and bloodied bodies on the floor. only standing in the middle of the room was the same boy that ordered the black coffee.

the boy turned around to face her, her jaw practically on the floor. his eyes widened, thinking she’d scream or yell. —

“holy shit.”

was the only thing she breathed. five hunched over, the side of his stomach stinging. she picked up her feet and quickly took the first aid from the back of the kitchen. she ran over to the uniformed boy and let him lean on counter, his face painted with agony.

she panted, looking over at the bloody wound his hand held and his face. “remove your hand. i’ll — i’ll try treating it.” she opened the first aid, “agnes? agnes!” she yelled for the other waitress but did not get a response back.

“damn it, she must’ve bolted the second she heard the gunshots — why, — why, how?” she started asking questions as she treated the wound. he hissed, “i’m sorry! sorry.” she repeated, treating it a little more gently.

as she bandaged it, he sighed with relief. “who are you? did you kill these men?” (name) furrowed her brows at him. he shook his head, staring at her eyes. “i mean — yes. i did, but,” he let out a heavy sigh.

she bit her lip, how would she get him to talk?

“i’m (name) (last name). i’m a daughter, i’m only fourteen. but, i wanna know your story.” he continued to drown himself in her eyes. “five hargreeves. i’m thirteen but my consciousness is really older than it looks.” he clicked his tongue.

they continued to sit in silence, (name) leaned her back on the counter beside him. “you mean, the hargreeves family? the superhero family?” then her eyes widened. “you’re the boy. the one who went missing years ago.” five scrunched his face.

“how’d you know that?” he asked. “people talk.” she winked. he rubbed the bandaged side of his stomach. “i have five days to get rid of an apocalypse. in. this. body.” he emphasized with another heavy sigh. she wanted to ask more questions, but she let him unload before asking anything else.

“and my family’s are filled with crack-headed assholes, and the handler’s up my ass.” he scratched the back of his neck. she smiled a little at the sight and thought of a little boy cursing as such. “and the thing is,” he sighed again as he sat up.

“i wanted to go here to unwind and remember the only times me and my siblings ever got along.” he played with his fingers. (name) watched him talk. “but now, they’re just.. a bunch of dipshits.” he tossed one of the dead guy’s arms away.

“what about you? i’ve been stuck in an apocalypse to experience high school, how is it?” he finally asked her.

“like i’m stuck in an apocalypse.” she retorted back with a smile in attempts to lighten the mood. he snickered lightly, “always thought it would seem so. thank you, (name).” he finally returned the smile.

she smiled wider, “hey, you intrigued me. can’t help it.”

[ventismacchiato]

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i hate how i skimmed thru it and recognized most of the references 😭😭

[thetopichot]

•°♧ Finn Fluff Alphabet ♧°•

6/7 of the boys. SHADYS BACK! I'm back from kicking sickness in the BALLS. Nothing can stop me from this challenge.

CW: Suggestive

A = Abundance Of Love (Are they a loud lover that loves to express their love in many ways or are they a quiet lover that loves those quiet intimate moments?)

I would say he's a bit of a quiet lover. He enjoys those special moments with you where you both are alone & just embracing eachother.

B = Brave (Were they the first to confess? If so, how did the confession go?)

He was going to be the first to confess, but you beat him to it. However, not in the way that you expect. He was actually planning on confessing to you until you came to him for a bouquet. You said it was for your crush that you were going to confess & that poor boy's heart was absolutely shattered, but WAIT, there's more!

As he was finishing up the bouquet & handed to you, you paid for it & told him to keep it. He was absolutely confused about why you would hand back the bouquet to him. This was a confession to your crush, wasn't it? Why are you handing it to him? Then, something flickered in his mind. DING! OH SHIT IT WAS HIM. 😳 He started blushing as red as a tomato.

C = Control (Do they take the wheel of the relationship or do they let someone else do the driving?)

Yeah, no. You're the one who does the driving. White boy is not the guy that takes initiative. Although sometimes he plans dates & he takes care of you, everything else he leaves to you.

D = Dreamboat (What do they find attractive in their partner(s)?)

THIS *SOBS LOUDLY* WHITEY. I love him so much bro oh my God. He couldn't even pinpoint what he finds attractive about you. You are just genuinely so beautiful to him. From your head to your toes. Inside & Out. He's just happy that he is yours & you are his.

E = Empathetic (If their partner(s) was in a not so good mood, how would they cheer them up?)

Hell yeah, cuddle time with the boy! He is holding you in his arms as he soothes you with his voice. You guys would be doing breathing exercises & you can hug him as tightly as you need to. You don't have to talk about whatever you're feeling as of the moment. Take as long as you need if you like. All that matters to him is that you're okay & that he's always by your side whenever you need him.

F = Forgiving (If they had a fight with their partner(s), how would they apologize? Or would they be petty about it?)

Honestly, Finn would NEVER. He doesn't initiate fights & he would fucking hate himself if he made you upset. Like he wouldn't let that shit slide. That's becoming a core memory, brother. Also to piss off Finn takes A LOT OF FUCKING WORK. Either you're the one being the dick or something REALLY pissed him off that wasn't caused by you but of course he will always apologize. Regardless who fault it is or even if it was nobody's fault.

Please let the boy know that not everything is his fault.

G = General (Random Fluff Headcanon)

I keep thinking about Finn hitting the fucking griddy but I feel like he's more cupid shuffle guy. Either way seeing him dancing would be fucking funny.

H = Home (How would they feel living with their partner(s)?)

Living with you is great, but expect him to out & about in his garden 5 in the morning. Ahem, ahem. TOPPLESS. Yeah, caught your attention, didn't I? Anyway, you would also be woken to the smell of some good ass food & honestly, hell yeah. He loves living with you & he gets to spend more time with you. Also, seeing you very sleepy when you wake up is adorable to him.

I = Idealistic (What's their personal preference in a special someone?)

Doesn't really have one.

J = Jealousy (Do they get protective of their partner(s) when someone flirts with them?)

He's giving that person a fucking side eye & a nervous smile to you. He's not much of a jealous type since he trusts you, but he does get a little emotional punch in his stomach when someone flirts with you. He shakes it off, but if it makes you uncomfortable that someone is flirting with you, he's holding your hand tightly & keeping an eye on the weirdo.

He doesn't resort to violence because he's not a violent person, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't politely go off on that person. He wants to make sure that you are safe.

K = Key To The Heart (What is something that will make them fall in love instantly?)

If you let him nerd out to his silly floral facts, that's enough to capture his heart.

L = Luxurious (Do they spoil their partner(s) rotten? If they do, how do they spoil them?)

I would say so. With baked goods & tea! He would make those specialized tea blends where each ingredient represents you. Of course, he's very careful of his ingredients & treats it with care. Also, baked goods basket only for you, pookie. 😘

M = Marriage (How would they feel about getting married?)

Honestly, he is so down for it. He would give anything to spend the rest of his life with you. He treasures you a lot. More than anything that you can imagine.

Proposing to you is the most romantic shit you have ever been in. He's on one knee in a beautiful butterfly garden & he's in a suit. Of course, he says the most important phrase of your lives.

"My dear sunflower. The sun that lights up my blue skies. It would mean the world to me if you were by my side. Will you be the sunflower in my garden for the rest of all time?"

FUCK. YES.

N = Nobility (How honest are they to their partner(s)? Do they hide anything?)

He's pretty honest. It's not like he hides anything bad. If anything, Finn is pretty shit at lying because every time he lies, he smiles.

O = Overwhelmed (If they were in a not so good mood, how can their partner(s) help them out?)

Hold him & please tell him everything is going to be okay. Bro is at his breaking point & he's like an inch away from just straight busting into tears. It's too much for him & he just wants to go home with you. Help him around the shop & then cuddle him when you guys get back home. There is nothing he wants more than just to be held right now.

P = Passionate (What is something to them that means a lot to them that only their partner(s) knows about it?)

Floral Facts, broski. It's what makes Finn, Finn! He worries about rambling about plant facts, history, & whatnot. You letting him nerd out about his passion makes him feel so free. Like he can talk about anything & you always seem so genuinely interested in what he talks about. HE IS CRINGE, BUT BY JOVE IS HE FREE‼️‼️

Q = Quirky (Something silly that they do.)

Finn messes up his speech sometimes. There was a time he messed up so bad with you where he just said something absolutely WILD.

"Hey, love? You would like some nuts in your mouth?"

"WHAT??"

Give him like 2 minutes & now he's on the floor crying.

"I MEANT THE WALNUTS, SUNFLOWER 😭"

R = Romantic (What is their love language?)

Quality Time & Physical Touch! He loves holding your hands or cuddling on the couch during a rainy day. Of course, him talking about his facts is his love language. Bro is gonna infodump the FUCK outta you & that's what we love about him. Mwah, mwah.

S = Sublime (What is the best gift that their partner(s) can give them?)

Honestly, you are the best gift that he can ever ask for. There isn't really anything he can ask for besides your love, concern, & your time. There is nothing more he wants than you.

T = Touching (How do they feel about PDA?)

U = Undeniable (Did everyone know about their crush on their partner(s)?)

Hell yeah, brother‼️‼️🗣🗣

He enjoys showing how much he loves you through hand holding & little kisses on ya face. He's just a wholesome lover & he just enjoys you very much.

V = Visionary (What do they want their future to look like with their partner(s)?)

BRO EVERYONE KNEW JANAJIANAKAK.

JACK knew, PATTY knew, & BITCH, YOU KNEW. Bro did not hide that shit well. HELL, EVEN THE CUSTOMERS KNEW. He can't hide his feelings for you for shit without smiling like a goober.

He wants to live together with you in a cottage & raise a garden together. Maybe you guys could run the shop together & be those cute old couples that love each other very much. Ya’ll are so fucking cute together, oh my god.

W = Wacky (General Fluff Headcanon. Again.)

He plays Animal Crossing & he's a fucking GOD at it. Like his island is fucking beautiful & well built. He doesn't do the time traveling technique either since he would rather take his time enjoying the game.

X = Xaroncharoo (Yes, that's a word. Look it up. In a domestic sense, what are they exceptional at in the home?)

Cooking. OH MY GOD. I shall emphasize this until the day I die. This shall be put onto my tombstone. Finn's food is probably the best fucking food known to man. I just KNOW if you were to take a bite outta of his food, tears shall fall outta ya eyes because it's just THAT good. Bro he put his love & devotion to you into that fucking omelet.

Y = Yearning (If their partner(s) went out to get something without them/went off to work, how would they feel about it?)

He would feel sad. Especially during the wintertime, he's quite needy & he will take a bit of your time before ya go. However, if you need to go, he would whine a bit, but he would eventually accept it. It's something that has to happen & he doesn't wanna keep you for long. When you do comeback, he's waiting for you on the couch for cuddles.

Z = Zonked (How do they cuddle?)

Speaking of which, I feel like it doesn't really matter to him. Although his two favorite positions would be you on top of him laying on his stomach as he rubs your back or the both of you just facing each other while his face is in the crook of your neck.

☆ミ Author's Notes Underneath 👇 ☆ミ

🩷 - IM ALMOST DONE WITH THIS SHIT. ONE MORE BOY & I CAN LIVE IN PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT WROTE ALL 7 BOYS. I also wrote this in 1 whole day, lol. I just forgot to post it.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice gooning fr we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling

What the hell did I just read.

[misterdeplume]

So, 2k12 TMNT was actually really good at 2D art..

I recently re-realized that the Incoorporation of the 2D environmental illustrations of New York in the 2k12 series is actually kinda crazy.

And while the show has continously demonstrated its' ability to blend the Cartoony aspects of the show with the more griddy comic book art that it originated from, I think these first establishing shots really shows us what could have been. (were it not for limited budget :/)

Just look at this! The big, bright, electric neon lights illuminating the city, painting it like a creature of skyrises and industrial giants, and then contrasting it with the dark grimy shadows. It looks amazing! It looks like they took the concept art of the show and somehow found a way to incorporate it into the show.

Even Tokyo has this comic book eerieness to it:

So, the moments they DO use 2D in the show remains mostly for narrative purposes or flashbacks to character's we haven't otherwise known- and what amazes me is that this looks just like its a comic page. It looks like a cartoon. It has somehow managed to maintain the griddyness, while also combining it effortlessly with its' artstyle, and blending it into the aestethic of the world.

Again, the lights contrasting the shadows. It establishes the perfect vibe to a grimy, overbearing New York, beaming with LIFE.

And that's what astonishes me! That's what makes me so UPSET. Because if the show had the budget for it, THIS is exactly the New York I was hoping we'd get to see.

Instead we got empty alleys, with no people, the same buildings, the size of a cheap motel, no sounds, just silence and emptiness. Maybe a stray cat here and there, but otherwise everything is small, and lifeless, with New York feeling so far away.

Maybe they could have continued to incoorporate the 2D elements, as they did with the establishing shots and with the backgrounds for the night, but then leave the day to 3D; thereby, creating this dissonance between the city that the gang experiences when they can safely hide in the shadows, contrary to the daytime when they can't be seen on the open street?

The emptiness of the 2k12 series' city is not inherently bad- we do see people here and there and new environments to help expand the world, albeit moreso in the later seasons.

But I stand by that the show would've benefited a lot from a more lively, chaotic New York. (tho ofc if you've watched the show maybe that goes without saying).

I wanted to see a New York that felt lived in. Enourmous, unattainable, but always present to some extend. A giant cacophany of noise and lights that we see through the eyes of the turtles, as they're forced to find ways around it, i.e. the subway tunnels, or man hole covers and dirty alleyways. But just to get the feeling that it's there, I think would do SO much to underline the theme of being an outcast.

Contrarily in the Rise universe we DO get that lively New York filled not just with lights, but color and people and cars, and traffic lights. But there the theme isn't as poignant, because it stands parallel to the Under City where the feeling of being an outcast is less severe, and the boys continously is shown to still find ways to be able to experience it, (if only with five fingered gloves on).

All in all, I wish 2k12 had doubled down with the 2D backgrounds, and maybe even used it to make New York feel less like a set, and more like the Metropolis it is where there's noise, and cars, and sirens, and people everywhere.

If New York is the City that never sleeps, then I feel like the struggle of being a Ninja, unable to inhabit it, should reflect that.

[tgshydestan]

skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice gooning fr we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling

[cloudninetonine]

I’d love for guide to hit the griddy out of absolutely NOWHERE, OR THEM GETTING STURDY, THE CHAIN WOULD 100% THINK YOU WERE POSSESED OR SOMETHING

“Rulie? Can you come over here real quick”

The traveller slowly walks over to your form settled comfortably on a tree trunk, wild and wind occasionally sparing each other some chit chat,

“What is it?”

He has no idea what you could possibly want , but he’d be happy to oblige with another one of your.. concerningly odd requests if it were possible

You slowly get up, wind and woods chit chat coming to a short stop as they both turn to look towards you, wilds face showing clear confusion and slight concern that you’d maybe tackle the poor traveller or whatever odd quirks you’d occasionally do, not that they loved you any less for them anyway, you were.. quirky.. in a good way

Smile innocent as ever as you walk closer to the poor boy , putting both hands onto his shoulders

“what’s your favourite pass time?”

“Well.. I’d have to say.. S-“

You.. start.. doing something.. with your arms, flinging them back and forth as you crouch and walk around hyrule in some odd circle like your POSSESED by dink himself , grinning , then you stop, drop and roll off somewhere between the bushes, all three and a few others left to stare in the way you went utterly dumbfounded at what the hell you just did and what the point you maybe wanted to prove was,

“You think they’re possesed?”

“..I think they’ve been possesed for a while sailor..”

𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴. 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯🃏 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥! 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘵𝘸!❤️❤️⭐️

It's the way I burst out laughing in public first reading this and I was so fucking embarassed

Player should be embarassed

And I know those boys are so tired PIUGFFIG

"I am widdey doing the gwiddy wight now."

[rosewantstowrite]

Birthday love

(Five Hargreeves x Reader)

A/n: I know this is late but Happy Birthday to the umbrellas! This is a f!reader x five story. I just got busy so I'm posting this now even though it’s extremely late. If you guys want I can write something like this for the rest. In this story Y/n has powers but she usually hides them, her powers are slowing time down, multiplying herself, and healing others, yes she’s one of the 43 kids andI don’t know if they can have more than two powers so forgive me if this isn’t accurate, and five is aged up to 21 as the reader is 21 also the bold and italic texts are flashbacks. I thought I’d give some backstory on how they met and how they got together. So it might be longer than my other stories. This is smut because birthday sex

Warning: oral (female and male receiving), overstimulation, vaginal fingering, thigh riding, unprotected sex (wrap it up before having fun), fluff at the end, mention of demastic abused, daddy kink, thigh riding

Today was a special day for y/n, she got up early so she could make breakfast for Five. She looked over at him before she slid out of the bed and walked into the kitchen. She knew he didn't care about his birthday, but she was still going to spoil him on his special day. But as she was walking by the closet, she saw the box in the back that held most of her favorite lingeries but her favorite one was a see through lace peekaboo teddy, so she grabbed lace tights, a thong and the box before she grabbed a robe and walked into the bathroom that was attached to the bedroom to change into her outfit that’ll be part of his present she put on his favorite shade of red stain lipstick, her eyes was just a natural look, nothing crazy, no foundation, no blush, no eyelashes, just the red stain lipstick and natural eyeshadows, she made sure to hook the garter hooks to her tights she put the robe on to hide her surprise, as quiet as possible she could; she walked out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. She made fresh coffee, she begin to make eggs, toast, strawberries with chocolate dip and beacon, she set everything on a tray, she once again very quietly walked into the room, placing the tray at the end of the bed, she licked her lips, there was Five shirtless and in sweatpants, she stare at her husband, she got so lucky with him. It was funny because she met him when she was walking into Griddy's donuts.

She ordered black off and a cream filled donut. He was the only one here so she decided to pay for him. Which he seems to be put off but allowed it, she grabbed her coffee and donut, she was about to turn around and go to a booth but when that’s stop when she heard the boy said something about having more time until people found him, she look back to see the guys with guns are pointing them at the two of them. She didn’t hear anything because the next thing is she heard were shooting so she drop to the floor before she watch the strangers fight those guys with weapons and seeing he was with powers she decided to help out so using her slowing down time power, she ran into the action and help him out, he asked her if she was stupid for fighting but than grabbed a knife and cut his forearm open digging out something from his arm, she saw the blood so deciding to help, she walked up to him, blocking his way, causing him to glare at her, but she didn’t care, she took the napkin off that was beginning to be soaked, she placed her hand over his cut and imagine her hand glowing green and then there was green light envelope around her hand and imagining the green healing light go to the cut and heal him. She pulled away and stepped back. She was about to turn away when he grabbed her arm. “How did you do that?” The stranger asked, she chewed on her bottom lip before pointing to the door. “I’ll tell you everything when we get out of this place, the place will be covered by police soon, I know a hidden spot away from everyone. Here, take my hand.” She said but the stranger glared at her but seeing she could help him. He took her hand and she slowed time down, this caught his attention. “You have powers?” He asked and she chewed on her bottom lip, but by the look he’s giving her, she knew that she gotta answer, so once they got to the secret area she knew of, she pulled him in before letting go of his hand and put time back to the normal pace. “Yes, I have three. I can slow down time, multiply myself, and heal people as you saw first hand at the donut shop when I heal you, which by the way you’re welcome.” She said and sat down. “Why did you take me here? I need to be somewhere.” He said but she held her hands up in surrounder, she looked up at the stranger. “You can go in a bit, just stay here for a moment and relax after fighting the battle, you need to stop for a moment and let my power fully heal you.” She said and he reluctantly sat down. “If you have powers why are you not being a superhero or something?” He asked. “Whoa there, that’s personal, I don’t even know your name.” Y/N said and he arched a brow before he sighs. “I’m Five Hargreeves. Since we’re exchanging names, what's yours?” Five asked and Y/N looked at him confusedly. “Five? Why is your name just Five? But my name is Y/n L/n.” She said calmly and from then he kept going to Griddy’s donuts to see her for two months straight. In that time period he grew to have feelings for Y/n and he didn’t understand why so he push her away but she kept coming back and he decided on ignoring the feelings but he found him making it his mission to shower her in gifts but lie saying it just junk at the academy but he had bought tiaras and crowns that he deem good enough for her and when she said she have too many of them he switched to paying for the both of them.

But one day when he didn’t see her at the cafè he got worried. He began to ask Agnes where she was and she said she was here earlier but she got a phone call and ran out of the shop. This for some reason didn’t sit right for Five so he quickly finished his coffee and paid before running out and going everywhere they went. He even checked the hidden place, but as he was about to take a desperate move and ask Diego for help from his friend patch to locate Y/n, he heard crying in an alleyway, curiously and carefully entering the alleyway, and to his relief but terror he found a bloody and beaten up Y/n, he immediately grew worry and angry, he kneel in front of the crying girl who had her face buried in her blood soak jeans. He clears his throat to catch her attention. Y/n’s head shot up and her eyes widen, she try to looked away but Fve grabbed her chin and forced her to look at him, he look over her busted lip, bruised eye, a cut on her cheek and a broken nose, upon seeing this made Five very angry for some reason that he didn’t understand. But he knew he needed to take her home to her house. “Y/n come on, let’s get you home.” He began to say but she shook her head as streams of tears flowed down her cheeks and she began to shake. “No! I won’t go back there! He’ll hurt me!” She screamed out and that when it clicked. The way she always says no to the gifts before taking them, the way she always excuses herself immediately when a certain ringtone starts playing then comes back with a lame excuse saying something about family issues and she needed’ to go. It made sense now, she was being abused. That made his blood boiled, how dare someone who should protect their partner with their life harm Y/n! He help her up and he teleported her to the academy and got Grace immediately, though hearing his voice his siblings come and see what all the commotion was, they were shock when they saw a girl who was really hurt sitting on the couch. When Five returned with Grace he saw his siblings were there. “Five who is this?” Luther asked and Five sighed as he knew this would happen. “This is Y/n, she’s hurt because someone who meant to protect them hurt her, she’s a friend.” He said hoping they would leave it alone but of course Klaus had to pop in with his comments. “Our little psycho got himself a girlfriend!” Klaus said and got in Y/n’s personal space. “Hey, I’m Klaus. I’m surprised you chose Five.” He said which got him kicked in the stomach. “She’s not my girlfriend. Now everyone leaves before I kill you all myself. Viktor, can you try and find clothes for her while mom fixes her injuries?” He asked and Viktor nodded his head before disappearing, everyone but Allison left so they didn't get hurt. “Five, who is this girl really?” Allison asked, making Five groan. “Just a friend. You should leave. I have to talk to Y/n alone as Grace takes care of her.” He said and Allison sighed before leaving.

Grace begins to treat Y/n, lining her nose back up, before taking care of her busted lip and the cut on her cheek. “Mom can you leave me alone with her as you go get ice for her eye and nose?” Five asked and Grace nodded her head and left. “Earlier you said you can’t go back to your house because he’ll hurt you, who is he and where do you live?” Five asked and Y/n looked down to avoid his gaze. “My boyfriend, or should I say ex. I saw him cheating and when I tried to leave he got violent and tried to make me stay by threatening to kill me. But I tried to leave again and he started to beat on me but before he could hurt me even more I used one of my powers that allowed my to multiply myself to confused him and ran away but he come after me so I used my slow time down powers and I hide in an alleyway that he’ll never get to see and hide behind the dumpster after letting time go back to it regular pace. Then you found me.” She said and felt white hot tears fall from her eyes. Five sighed and forced her to look at him. “Where do you live?” He asked once more and she told him. After getting the information he teleported away as Viktor appeared. “I’ll show you to one of the bathrooms so you can clean up and get in nice clean clothes. They might be big but that's all I got.” He said and Y/n nodded her head and followed after him, after an hour and half in the shower she got out and got changed. She walked out to see a bloody Five, she shuddered as she put everything together. “Five you shouldn’t have killed him!” Y/n said but he hushed her. “I didn’t kill him, he was just in the hospital with a broken nose, broken ribs and bloody.” He said and she sighs softly before shaking her head. “He’s going to kill me when he gets out!” She began to panic and began to pace as she tried to figure out where she’s going to live, everyone she knew wouldn’t take her in because she was different. “I’m homeless now because of you!” She fell to her knees and broke down. “No you’re not. You’re going to stay here until you can get on your feet.” He said and helped her up before showing her to her new room with the gifts that Five had given her. She looked at him with surprise. “I didn’t know everything that was yours so I took everything that seemed feminine.” He said and she smiled guiltily and walked up to him before hugging him tightly. “Thank you Five.” She said and pulled away.

Since then they started to date for five years before Five proposed to her in front of an arch of roses and orchids. This will be their first birthday as a married couple. Sure they celebrate their birthdays together as a couple. But this is the first time that they’ll be celebrating as a married couple. She sat down by his torso and placed a hand on his chest as she leaned down and whispered in his ear knowing it drives him crazy when she does that. “Five, wake up my retired handsome husband.” She whispered as she trails kisses from the shell of his ears to his collarbone, leaving some hickies on her way down. That's when she felt him stir so she bit his shoulder when she heard a growl and hands on her thighs. She pulled back to see his normal piercing green eyes had darken over, she gave him an innocent smile and turned around to grabbed the tray and placed it on his lap when he had sat up. He looked at her with a dangerous look. “What’s this princess?” He asked as Y/n gave him an innocent smile. “It’s your birthday, so I figured we can have breakfast in bed and watch movies.” She answered with some innocence to her voice, Five stared at me with suspicion, she smiled innocently and leaned down to kiss his face, she hums softly and pulls away as he starts to let his hands roam down. He growled and pulled her back and smashes his lips against her before pushing the trays away letting the food crashed on the floor and pushed her backward so her back hit the mattress and he force himself in between her legs, he grabbed her wrists in one hand and pin them above her head and smirk at the surprise loo she had on her face. “Five, that was very good food. You just wasted good food.” She complained but he rolled his head and reached up with his free hand and grip her chin in between his thumb and pointer finger, squeezing her chin tightly. “That’s not my name princess. Do I need to punish you?” He asked in a dark deep voice, she gulped back a whimper and shook her head. “Words, use your words princess.” He said, making her eyes widen and she felt her throat go dry. “No daddy, you don’t need to punish me.” She squeaked out making him smirk and leaned down to look into her eyes better. “Good, now get up and strip for me.” He said as he removed himself from her personal space and she felt like she could finally breathe. She stood up before looking at him, she saw the dark lust swirling in his forest green eyes. She felt her body shiver under his stare which shot down straight to her core, she slowly begin to strip as he put on Hot In Here by Nelly, she went slow wanting to get him back by ruining the breakfast idea she had for him before giving him one of his gifts which was a promise ring.

She had a whole plan planned out for him. First breakfast in bed, go shopping for dinner, give him the promise ring, a movie, than let him use her as his sex doll to finished off the night but she guess she can give him the last present first, she slowly slip the shirt off of her body revealing her secret for the sex present, it was a lace peakaboo see through teddy lingerie, she slowly pushed down her skirt to show the peekaboo skirt that was attached to it, she had a black lace thong on and lace tights that were clip on by the hooks. She looked at Five to see his eyes had darken over even more at the sight of her. He motion yet to stand in front of him, she stood in between his legs, she scanned his body the three piece suit he was wearing was making her even more wet, she always liked it when he wear suits, she looked down at his lap to see his hard on, she smirk and got on his left thigh, he raised a brow at her, trying to figure out what she was doing. She begin to roll her hips letting the fabric of her thong and his suit pants brush against her clit, she let out a small moans, he gripped her hips and made her sped up causing her to let out more moans, she looked at him, she felt herself getting more needy as she felt the juices gather in between her legs, she rolled her hips as she felt him tighten his grip on her hips, she tilt her head back and let out a long moan, she could feel the knot tightens in her stomach, she begin to sloppily roll her hips, he smirk and begin to force her to grind against his thigh, soon enough she came, screaming out his name. She falls against his chest, he leans into her ear. “You’re not done yet princess.” He said, making her whimper and shiver, feeling the electric shock shot through her body down to her core once more. “Please use me like I’m sex doll. I’m all yours for the night.” She whimpered out and felt him pick her up and threw her onto the bed, he ripped her lingerie off, she gasped and glared at him. “Five! That was expensive!” She screamed at him but moaned loudly when she felt him pull off her underwear and slapped her clit. “I’m warning you one last time, call me the wrong name again and I’ll punish you.” He said and she whimpered out again before nodding her head. “Daddy, that was my favorite.” She said and he rubbed her thighs as he kissed her stomach. “I’ll buy you more.” He said and kissed his way down to her clit, he took in the bundle of nerves into his mouth. She gasped and tangled her hands in his hair and tugged on it softly. She felt his nibble and sucked on the nerves, she arched her back off of the bed and closed her eyes as she let him play with her clit. She felt another wave of shivers hit her as she felt her second climax approaching, she tugged even more on his hair. “Daddy, I’m about to cum!” She scream out as he insert two fingers, she gasped, he begin to pump and scissor his fingers in her with the occasional curling of his finger, he felt her clench around his fingers, he sped up his actions, she started to tear up as she felt tears welled up in her eyes as she felt how powerful her climax is going to be. After a few more pumps and sucking, she screamed loudly as she felt her climax hit her hard, she felt tears fall down her cheeks, she fell against the bed limp, she heard rustling, she could tell he was getting naked.

“Can you give me one more princess?” He asked, she thought for a moment before nodding her head and she felt her tears being wiped away by him before he stroke himself a few times before lining up with her, he slowly pushed himself into her, making her squeeze her eyes tightly and bites down on her lip harshly to keep from crying out from the overstimulation he was giving her. But she knew he was going to do it when she had said that he could use her like a sex doll. She felt the bed dipped as he placed his hands between her head. “Are we okay to continue?” He asked and she nodded her head and wrapped her arms and legs around him, he begin to started to thrust in and out at a slow motion just to give her time to adjust, but after ten minutes she felt him go faster and a bit harder, she moan softly and raked her nails down his back leaving markings. She arched her back and she arched her back, he started to thrusts harder and faster that made her feel electric shock shot through down her body and to her core, she moan loudly and, Five went faster, lifting her leg from his waist to his shoulder causing him to hit deeper in her causing her to curl her toes and start seeing stars, she felt the wave of her climax begin to build up. “Daddy, I’m so close, please don’t stop, I need it please daddy.” She begged out and he began to thrusts even more and she arched her back as the climax washes over her hard, she screamed out and she saw stars even more and as her body started to twitch and shake as he thrusts as deep as he could and cum deep within her, she gasped and looked at him to see him smiling smugly. “I want a child for my birthday.” He said and she laughed as they separated and she tried to stand up but she fell back on the bed. Five laughs and walked into the bathroom grabbing a wet washcloth and painkillers, he walked back into the room and handed her everything.

She stood up being a stubborn girl and walked towards the closet before grabbing one of his sweatpants and one of her nightshirts and regular pair of underwear, she grabbed the box before walking to him as he got dressed in his sweatpants as well, he was on the bed, she hands him the box. “I got you an actual gift.” She said and handed him, he arched a brow and opened it before looking up at her surprised. “It’s a promise ring. It’s me promising that I'll always be here for you and be your wife forever and not matter what happens I’ll be by your side.” She said and laid down before sighing out and shaking her head. “I guess I gotta conceal the dinner since I won’t be able to walk.” She laughed and called the restaurant before canceling the reservation. Five laid down and pulled her into him before pulling the blankets up. “Let’s take a nap then we can go to the academy and we can spend it with the others.” She nodded her head and she called asleep quickly.

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*holding back tears*

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(I am sorry)

i have so many questions 1. who are you 2. how much time do u have on ur hands 3. are u okay 4. are u being held at gunpoint 5. do u need a rescue team 6. what the fuck

[hummingbird-of-light]

mmmmmoooooorrrreeee random questions!! of course, always feel free to not answer one if its too odd or weird for ya

1: if you could pick any super power, what would it be?

2: what's the weirdest fan fic you've read?

3: if you were a my little pony, which would you be; earth pony, pegasus, or a unicorn?

4: when playing fire boy and water girl (if you even played it, if not then ignore this question) were you fire boy or water girl?

5: would you rather drink pool water from a motel or expired milk?

6: does shampoo go first, or conditioner?

7: do you know how to hit the griddy?

8: if you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you do?

9: when you were younger, did you ever see yourself being where you are now?

(shout out to my sister for helping with the questions. please tell her hello)

Hey there ~ Thanks for the questions :3 (both of you... Hi, Simon's sister 👋)

1. You know I used to have those dreams where I could fly? They were amazing! So I gotta go with flying on this one, though teleportation would be nice too 🙃

2. Listen, all I'm going to say is gay Mirrorverse vampire Jim. No more questions, please 🙈

3. Though I'd love to fly, I think I've gotta go with unicorn. They fit my personality way better.

4. Never played it, but I'd probably be water girl because I'm afraid of fire.

5. Oh man, yikes, both options suck. I think I'll go with... expired milk.

6. Well, I don't use conditioner so... shampoo XD

7. I... I don't think so? Never heard of that 🙈🤣

8. Steal a lot of money from someone who has way too much. Keep some for myself and my mum and donate the rest.

9. No. Definitely not. I would have seen myself married with children (and now I'm ace and don't even want children XD) and in a big house, all that classy stuff.

[smunalianzaliberal]

Backrooms

USSR and US Agree to Use Colombia as Nuclear Testing Ground

7 June 1952 

After the country has been reduced to nuclear rubble overnight, everyone here has nuclear radiation. The sheer amount of skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november wojak literally 1984 foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy incredible theodore john kaczynski social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon one in a krillion hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson edit coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling.

Good job everyone Viva La Colombia frfr!!!!!

[lahotelbellamuerte]

𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗟 & 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗖𝗘 - episode 00. daddy's little girl

series masterlist ! current: daddy's little girl ! next: you fucked up

paring; five x eight warnings; none ! word count; 4.6k notes; again this was on wattpad, so it might be wonky lmao.

2001

EIGHT sat on her bed quietly enjoying the silence of her and the book in her hands. Not often did the blonde girl get to sit down and do what she wanted. Since the moment she was able to speak, walk, and learn, Reginald Hargreeves had made sure she was always learning something new.

On this fairly quiet day, she was able to do as she, pleaseD. Of course,W knowing her family—it wouldn't last. It wasn't in their blood to just "leave" things alone. Not that she minded, but when it was a few days that she could relax and not worry about anything—that's where the problem began. Her eyes moved across the words that littered the page, the soft texture under her thumb and forefinger, ready to flip to another page. A luxury she didn't get to indulge in.

As soon as her ears picked up the loud 'woosh' sounded in the room. The blonde could only sigh inwardly and blink slowly, knowing very well who it was. "You do realize there are doors?" she asked without looking from her book, still hoping it would detour them to go away.

The boy rolled his eyes and snatched the book from her hands, throwing it across the room. Eight sat up and whined, "Five! I was reading that!"

Stuffing his hands in his shorts he nodded, "You were reading that, and now you're not. Come on we're going somewhere," he said taking out a hand from his pocket and offering it over to her.

Eight again sighed but got off her bed, brushing down her skirt and adjusting her blazer. Then placing her hand on his. Soon after another 'woosh' came through the air and they were gone from the blonde's room.

As the two appeared in a new sight, the girl rose a brow at the area. She turned to face the black-haired boy, "Griddy's?"

Five smiled and nodded, "Yes, but this time no Klaus or Ben—"

"—Or so you thought, Little Five!" yelled out a voice from behind them, interrupting Five. 

The duo turned around, to see the walking forms of Klaus and Ben. Big smiles all over their faces. Eight smiled at the two and placed her hand in Five's pulling him into the store without waiting for their siblings. Five looked down at their hands and smiled a little. Even though his two idiot siblings had crashed his hopeful date, he just gripped her hand a little tighter. 

The siblings all entered the store as the door gave off a small ring. Taking a seat by the counter the quartet watched as a young blonde woman walked up to them with a pen and notepad. She was a new waiter, none that the siblings had met before.

"Oh well would you look at here, aren't you out a little late?" the woman asked the group.

Eight smiled warmly at the woman, her dimple showing, "Our dad was nice enough to let us come in for a couple of donuts."

The woman "Agnes" as her name said laughed at how adorable they all looked in their school uniform, "Well alright, just tell me what you want," she said looking at the four teens before her.

Klaus raised his hand excitedly, "Oh, I want jelly-filled please!"

"Jelly-filled, okay got it, you dear?" she said writing it down on her notepad and then looking at Ben who blushed in embarrassment.

"I would like a chocolate glaze please," Said Ben shyly looking down at the counter, not wanting to meet the eyes of the youthful blonde lady. 

The woman hummed and scribbled it down on her notepad, then looked at Five who met her eye contact. The boy resembled so much a grown-up. The way his hair was brushed to perfection, without a single hair out of place. She almost felt embarrassed to be near him. 

"Sugar donut, please," Five said plainly, watching her also scribble it down.

"And for you?" Agnes asked the blonde girl, wanting to move on from the serious boy. 

"Just glazed for me, thank you," Eight said with a small smile, one that Agnes couldn't help but return. With the young blonde girl, it felt like she was smiling at the sun. 

"Okay, anything to drink?"

Eight was the first to nod and raise a finger, "The two of us will be getting black coffee," she said motioning to Five and herself, then moved to point at her brother, "They'll be getting hot chocolate." 

Ben and Klaus gave each other a smile as their sister ordered exactly what they wanted. She didn't have to be a mind reader to know her siblings. 

The woman nodded and scribbled it down, "Okay I'll be back with your drinks and donuts." and then left the group alone.

Five Couldn't be more annoyed at the sight of Klaus and Ben, "Why did you two idiots come here, I didn't invite you," the boy said not hiding his glare one bit. 

Klaus only shrugged, "Well Little Five, you must understand, we like Ellie, while none of us like you, but we have to deal with you because of Ellie," the Séance finished not backing down from Five's annoyed glare. 

"Now, now Klaus calm down, both of you," she paused to glance at the two dark-haired brothers, that looked similar, "They're here already so let's deal with it, plus I'll make it up to you," the girl finished off with a smile towards the boy beside her. 

Five raised an eyebrow now intrigued about where this was going, "How?" he asked.

The blonde only smirked, causing the boy to blush slightly his brain running straight to the gutter, "That's for me to know and for you to find out."

Before Five could reply Agnes had come back with a tray filled with their drinks. Putting down the steaming cups for each of them. She followed with small plates along with their donuts. 

"Thank you," said Eight as she and her siblings were handed their donuts.

The woman nodded and headed towards the back where she was no longer seen. Eight leaned forward and her eyes met Klaus who also knew what to do. The duo got up from the seats and headed to the back and grabbed a box, grabbing as many donuts as they could.

"What are you two idiots now doing?" Five hissed out to the two who were placing donuts in the bag, worried that Agnes the waiter would catch them in the act. 

"Five, what does it look like I'm doing?" she answered with a smile. The boy groaned and slammed his head on the table, not minding the pain that occurred. 

"Ellie~now is your time to shine," Klaus said in a sing-song voice.

The blonde lifted her hands to crack her knuckles, she loved using her powers. Lifting her arms she faces her palms towards one another, opening up a glowing portal. The iridescent blue with slight purple glowed as Klaus shoved the filled box into. Not waiting another moment the two watched the portal close and ran back to the seats as if nothing had happened. 

"You two are idiots," Five said as he drank some of his coffee in hand, shaking his head at his stupid siblings. 

Following in suit, she took a sip of her coffee, but not without giving him a smile, "But you love me, darling, don't deny it." 

Five couldn't help but blush at her words. That's true he couldn't deny it, but he also couldn't say anything due to embarrassment. He was whipped and everyone knew it. 

Agnes had returned with a wet rag and was wiping down the tables around them, as she hummed quietly. Eventually reaching the counter where the four siblings had finished their drinks and donuts.

"How much do we owe you?" Five asked as he searched his pocket for money he saved for the trip, unfortunately having to pay for Klaus and Ben. 

The woman shook her head and smiled, "It's alright. It's in the house, enjoy your night!"

Five nodded and thanked her, grabbing Eight's hand and pulling her out of the store with Ben and Klaus following. As soon as they were far enough from the diner, Ben pulled on Eight's free hand, stopping everyone from moving. His eyes were wide in eagerness, "Can we eat them now?" 

Eight smiled too, "Oh! Yes, I forgot about them," she replied, bringing her hands up again, and the box of donuts fell to her hands. The box of glory she thought to herself. 

Klaus clapped and patted his sister's back, "Thank god your Daddy's favorite, if you weren't Ben and I would be running for the hills with this box," the boy laughed staring at the box.

Eight rolled her eyes, "Just eat your donuts, Klaus," she said as she picked up one and began eating it.

The only sane one in the group could explain what happened, but he hated the fact that he had to witness it. In no less than fifteen minutes, Eight and Ben had shoveled down more donuts than a normal person should have. The time manipulator had his arm around the girl's waist, while her arm wrapped around his shoulder. 

The blonde slurred her words, "I hate life, why do I feel like this," somehow sounding like a drunken college girl after a break-up. 

"Because you ate more donuts than you should've," Five said reminding her of her choices. 

She only groaned but paused to gag on the thought of the donuts in her stomach, The sharp sweetness taste still lingering on her tongue every time she swallowed. Making a promise to herself that she would never in her life eat another donut again. 

The duo moved only slightly before Eight started gagging and dry heaving, Five paused and began to cringe at the sounds, "Eight I swear to everything in existence if you puke on me..." he threatened but was too late—She had hunched over and began puking all that she ate in the past few minutes. 

Now it wasn't only Five who was cringing and groaning in disgust, but Klaus who was holding Ben in his arms. Who has also puked onto his shoes. 

"We should take them home now," Klaus said rubbing circles on the boy who didn't look all that well. 

The time manipulator couldn't help but nod in agreement, "Yeah, I know. Hold on to my shoulder."

Klaus did as he was told and felt as the world swirled passed them and landed softly in Ben's room. Klaus nodded and began helping a groaning Ben to bed. 

Five grabbed ahold of Eight and once more the world swirled past him into Eight's room. As she reached the familiarity of her room she groaned and rushed to the bathroom and began puking again. Her stomach churned as she felt as if she was puking her stomach. Tears brimmed her eyes as she gripped the toilet seat. 

Five walked over and moved out of the way, "Why did you accept Ben's challenge?"

"Because I thought I would win, and I did!" she said celebrating, but quickly heaving and clutching the pearly white toilet. 

Eventually, she stopped vomiting and finally had the energy to brush her teeth and walk back to her bed. Five placed a small furry blanket over her making sure she was okay. As he was about to leave, Eight's hand shot forward and grabbed his wrist.

"Stay, please..." she whispered towards him, her eyes blinking slowly as drowsiness finally hit her. 

The boy tried to fight against her wishes, "Eight you don't want me here," he sighed squeezing her hand slightly, before letting go completely. Not waiting for a response he walked closer to the door, reaching for the doorknob. Before he could open the door and leave the door ceased to appear. His eyes widened and turned to face the sleepy blonde. 

Her arm was sticking out and her flowing warm energy was lit ablaze, "Please..." she whispered one more time, her blue eyes teary and tired. 

This time he sighed and nodded, removing his shoes and blazer, and neatly placing them on a nearby chair. Lifting the blanket he slid onto the bed. The two faced each other with small smiles. He couldn't help but move a piece of hair behind her ear.

"Five..." she whispered fingers tracing over his face and poking the beauty marks that lined his face. 

"Yes?" he whispered back, his face warm from her fingers brushing his face, his lips with her fingertips. 

"Please go brush your teeth with an extra toothbrush and then come lay with me," she said softly, eyes slowly blinking. 

Five chuckled, only Eight would ruin the moment by telling him to brush his teeth. Removing himself from the bed, he headed towards her bathroom, and true to her word an extra toothbrush was under the sink. Quickly brushing and rinsing his mouth he made his way back to the bed. His eyes softened at the sight of the sleeping girl. 

Pulling the blanket he made his way towards the other end of the bed, facing away from her. Not wanting to scare her if she were to wake suddenly with the sight of his face. Getting comfortable, he sighed and shut his eyes. Just before slumber took over his hazy mind, he felt small arms wrap around his torso, while her face snuggled into his back. Smiling to himself he put his hand over hers, finally allowing himself to fully knock out. 

As the morning began to hit Eight's room, the boy's eyes darted open. Especially when he felt something warm pressed on his back. Looking around the room, he noticed the fairy lights around the room. Right...he had slept with Eight last night, after her puking debacle. Slowly he pulled himself from her arms, getting up from the bed. Turning he smiled at the sight. Eight's mouth was slightly open as her blonde hair frizzy against the pillow. Right now the blonde look like a hot mess, not her usual perfect brushed hair. Strands poked around her pillow and fell over her face slightly. 

As quietly as he could he got off the bed and gathered his shoes and blazer, knowing Reginald's bell would ring soon. He spatial-jumped back to his room. Hoping he didn't wake up the sleeping girl in the process. 

Mere minutes after the boy had left, Eight's alarm rang and she was up in an instant. Even if she had felt like a hungover college girl, all those years of waking up to her alarm, quickly brought her up. In her groggy state, she forced herself to go to the bathroom and take a quick shower. Changing into a new clean set of her uniform. Drying and brushing her hair, she walked out and gasped. 

Eight then remembered that Five had stayed with her the night before. Something that Reginald didn't like his children doing. There was once Klaus, Ben, and herself wanted to have a sleepover in her room, and the Hargreeves man didn't let it happen. Punishing all three for disobeying his rules, and for disturbing his golden child. While he wanted all children to succeed, he wanted Eight to be the best. 

The blonde girl blushed at the feeling of being pressed against his warm body. Shaking her head, she tried to get it out of her head. The sharp echo of Grace's bell rang through the empty halls of the Hargreeves Mansion. Breakfast. Placing a headband to remove her hair from her face, she opened her door. Blue meeting blue. 

The two teens looked away and missed the blush that rose to each of their cheeks. 

Not wasting any more time, Eight stepped through a portal and arrived at the dining room. It was partially to avoid any contact with Five. She obviously wasn't in her right mind last night. But things never go according to plan. Near her was no other than Five who had jumped next to her. The rest of the teens followed quickly standing behind their chairs waiting for their father.

Small clicking was heard as Reginald's dress shoes tapped on the ground. He stood behind his chair and looked around, "Sit," and so everyone did and began eating in silence. Under the table where the two sat, the boy continuing to eat, moved his foot and brushed it against her. 

Eight moved her head to look at Five, but he didn't move to look at her. So the girl warm in cheeks, bumped her shoe into his. It was their way of subtle affection. 

The only sound that could be heard was their forks scraping the plate, of course, she didn't miss the looks between Luther and Allison. Those two weren't as subtle as they thought they were. She was surprised that Reginald hadn't caught the two giving each other lovey looks. 

Now let us set a record straight. Yes, the group of eight children wasn't siblings. They all came from different women from around the world. So it's not incest. But it is odd that they were raised as siblings and share the same last name, and call Grace mother. 

That's why Eight and Five tried their best to distance themselves from ever being in that sibling hold. Yes, the blonde girl called everyone else brother or sister. Refused to call Grace mother, as the others had done, and did her best to see Reginald as a caregiver than a father. Maybe she did it to make the relationship between Five and herself explainable. Or she knew deep down inside these children weren't her family. 

Snapping out of her deep odd thought, she listened to the voice coming from the record player. The inspirational talk felt like white noise in the room. She hated the recording, she hated learning and training. For as long as she could remember, Eight wanted to know her real mother. To be a child and not a hero. 

Eight enjoyed the white noise-filled silence, it made sure no one spoke to her. It was a headache enough with the talk. It wasn't long before everyone was sent back to their rooms to change into training gear. It was Eight's favorite part of the training they had to do. Beat your opponent with only powers, and boy was it fun.

"Eight and Two," Reginald called out, as he looked down at his clipboard.

The blonde stepped forward smirking, she knew she was good and so did everyone else. Unlike Diego who groaned inwardly knowing this was going to end badly for him.

The two stepped onto the mat, and shook hands, "Nice to know you'll be losing dear brother," she mocked.

"Always the confident one are you?" he muttered towards her, but before any other words could be said Reginald had blown his whistle, and Eight had disappeared. The girl hated wasting sweet time. 

Diego turned his body in hopes of spotting the blonde, but everywhere his eyes went. The girl ceased to exist. Gripping his knife in hand he did his best to heighten his senses for any movement. 

Like always luck never won against the blonde girl. Eight had used her lasso and grabbed onto his foot, pulling on the glowing rope. Diego was face-planting on the mat.

"Come on Diego I know you can do better than that..." she called out, as she walked circles around him, her teasing laugh ringing in his ears. 

Number Two groaned and got up, quickly throwing a knife in her direction, but not before she stretched out an arm to stop it. Curse your fucking powers, El. The boy muttered in his head, rolling out of the way when she flung the sharp weapon right back at him. 

Plucking it from the ground he ran towards her, hoping his plan would work. Before he could reach the blonde girl, he ran through a colorful portal. But he wasn't worried for a bit, only about how he would land. 

As Eight smirked outsmarting her brother, it was a moment after he had disappeared that she yelped. Looking down at her arm where she had felt a stinging pain, there was a deep cut on her arm. Her training suit was clouded with a wet red stain. Diego had thrown the knife before he had entered the portal. He had predicted her move and made his knife curve towards her as he was gone. 

In anger, she re-opened the portal above her. Letting him fall onto the ground with a loud thud. The young teen groaned in pain, but smirked when he noticed her bloodied arm, "Not so invisible are we El?" 

The girl glared at the boy, her hands began glowing in annoyance, "We'll find out now, brother," she hissed. 

Diego shivered at the way she spoke the word, something about it seemed to yell in alert for him to run. But being the masochist he was, he shrugged, "Give it to me, El." 

Oh, the famous last words. The lights all flickered to a dim causing everyone to look around in worry. The older Reginald only hummed and squinted his eyes to see how this would end. 

Looking all around him he tried to find the girl, but all he felt was the wind of every time she appeared and kicked or punched him. The flickering lights not letting him see didn't help that much either. It was almost like a horror movie, seeing her appear and whisper into his ear. 

It wasn't long before he fell flat on his back and Eight was straddling his stomach and one of his own knives on his throat. "Do you give up dear brother?" she giggled looking back at her father who simply nodded and wrote stuff down on his clipboard.

While all the Hargreeves were as talented as they come. Smart, strong, and had extraordinary skills. It was always more or less the same result when it came to training with Eight. There was no doubt Reginald had a bias towards the blonde girl. It was notoriously known that she had extra training just for being a favorite. She may not have been named Number One, but everyone knew who truly was number one.

It had been later in the evening after training and lunch when Reginald Hargreeves walked up to Eight's bedroom. He knocked on the plain wood door and walked in.

"Eight, pack things for five days, we will be doing business overseas. You are coming along," he told her and then walked out, closing the door.

She sighed closing her book, never a day she could just sit and have peace. Putting her book down, she walked to her closet where she was able to grab her suitcase. Unzipping it, she threw several of her uniform sets, and other clothes she would need. As she walked towards the bathroom, a crack in the air sounded. 

"You're leaving," he stated more than asked, looking at her back as she faced the bathroom. 

The blonde nodded, "Seems so," she replied as she sent her suitcase floating, along with her small travel pack with her toiletries. During these times, she favored her abilities. Flicking her hand, the case zipped closed. 

"And you're just going to let him?" he asked, his hands stuffed in his pockets as he watched her clothes neatly land in the case. He was a hypocrite asking this of her. Five for the longest time didn't have the backbone to confront his adopted father. The man was all too serious and frightening to be asked anything. Yet, here he stood telling the blonde off for not standing her ground. 

"Five I don't have much choice in what I do," she said as she walked to place the suitcase on the floor with a slight thud. 

"We all have a choice," he said, stepping closer to her.

Eight scoffed at his words, "Not me, and you should know this," she sighed walking closer to him with the case in hand, "I'll be back before you know it," she added leaning forward and kissed his cheek. Then she walked out of the room, closing the door behind her. 

It had been two weeks since Reginald and Eight had left the mansion. The trip seemed to last a lot longer than intended, but the blonde didn't mind as training for her was cut to none. Training of course went on for hours for the siblings. It was much easier now since Pogo wasn't as harsh to them as their father was. The house seemed a little dull without the presence of floating things throughout the house. The wild chaos that Klaus and Eight would create.

It was late in the day after everyone was in their own rooms doing their own thing. Below in the front was the fancy car arriving at the front of the Hargreeves Manor. From it stepped out Reginald and Eight conversing in light conversation about their trip.

"Lovely daughter Mr. Hargreeves," an older lady said while walking her dog past the two.

The older man nodded, "Thank you, indeed she is," was all he said, and ushered the blonde inside.

Eight went forward inside the manor and waited for her Reginald. She didn't know what to feel after the woman had called his daughter. She may be the one who was treated and catered to the most, but in no way did she feel that Reginald treated her like a daughter. More like a trophy that could bring him closer to glory. 

"I have nothing else planned for you. You may ask Grace for any food if you feel the need to. Good night  Number Eight," he said to the smaller girl, not talking about what had been said to her. 

Eight nodded, "Alright, thank you, father. Good night," she said nodding and disappearing to her room. Not wanting to walk up the stairs and disturb her siblings who were probably asleep. Reaching her room, it was what she least expected. 

Five who had been in her room for the past two weeks sat on a chair. Idly reading a book, keep an ear out for her footsteps to when she would be coming back. What he didn't see coming was the blonde's portal appearing in the middle of the room. The sudden noise caused Five to jump from the chair he was sitting on and fell to the floor with a thud. 

"Oh! Five are you alright?" she gasped walking over to help the groaning boy on the floor. 

"I'm alright, how was your trip?" he asked, now sitting back on the chair, waving his hand not caring about his injury. 

"Oh amazing, I got to meet so many new people and try so many different things," she gushed and jumped on her bed gazing at her black ceiling glittered with fake stars. "I learned how to wield a sword! Isn't that amazing?" she gasped towards Five.

"Sure is," he commented watching as she talked about her trip with a large smile on her face. Even though no other sibling ever got any special treatment as she did, not even him. He couldn't say anything as her large smile said more than anything.

Reginald Hargreeves was not a father to most of the teens in the house, but to Eight Hargreeves, he was the father everyone wished they had. He was supportive and tough when he needed to be with her. He made sure she knew how to defend herself if she didn't have any use for her powers. And prepared she would always be, Eight Hargreeves was Daddy's Little Girl.

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