#this bitch dohla

[mayapapaya33]

She's got a tail and is in Draconia's government so fuck her anyway.

diversity win! this manipulative dragonborn who is going to destroy their own home city to get revenge on an ex is queer!

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

My thoughts about episode 3, season 3 of The Legend of Vox Machina :

Thordak is such a drama queen : "Soon, my children, very soon, the corpses of our ennemies shall be your cradles, and their eternal agony your milk !" But Lance Reddick makes it terrifying.

We're going to Draconia ! Of course, with the non-existence of a certain dragonborn and his asshole actor, they had to redo the "why", but it works ! Because amongst other things, this means we're going to learn a little bit more about Allura and Kima, and that's never a bad thing.

Cassandra is such a good little sister who's annoying :

Also she's right. When Vex invites you to your room...

I OPEN THE DOOR, COMPLETELY NAKED

Love it so much. I knew it was coming and yet. The stroke of genius of Laura Bailey lives on. I told the story of this scene in the Campaign to my sister and friend, remembering her exact tone of voice from the campaign, and laughing so much while telling it.

Love that they did the superposition of the Vex/Percy scene (hot) and the Keyleth/Vax scene (not hot at all, but sad).

I love less the fact that it's Vax who says "We can't be together" in this adaptation. Of course it's logical with his vision (my sister guessed he was going to say that). But me, a Campaign viewer, who was drawn by Keyleth's indecision between her youth, her affections, her moral fortitude and commitment to the Aramente, all of that while knowing she's supposed to live a very long time, and also drawn by the fact that she was the one who chose to renunce hapiness (at first, then chose to believe in Vax)... I don't like it. that's all. I'm hoping she will have some other character growth.

As my sister said : "Some people know how to have fun in this castle" :

Oh, Scanlan. He continues to break my heart.

Really vain note, but Pike's nightdress is so cute, I want the same

THE WALK OF SHAME, HAHAHAHA

The misunderstanding with "Dis" is excellent. It reminds me of when the cast sang all the time "We Built Dis City".

the desing of the Hells is so good (I saw horrible things so it's good, it respects the assignment).

Allura and Kima backstory ! Oh, there were crushes, heh ??!! And resentment ??! And ... oh, that bitch.

"Nice steering, babe !" while running away from a dragon. I love Kima so much.

that shot is INCREDIBLE :

oh oh. With Dohla dead, I just realized... Allura can't open the portal by herself ! They're stuck in the Hells !!

That chase sequence was so good, by the way.

The Vex/Percy relationship is such a good one, fantastic adaptation. I love them so much.

Oh, hi Matt ! ewwwwwwwwwwww

[void-lioness]

THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA SEASON 3: OR, WE ARE BACK, BABY!

Ooh, where to start, where. to. start.

Well, first, Rest in Heaven, Lance Reddick. You played one glorious bastard in Thordak.

Angry Keyleth, Angry Keyleth, Angry Keyleth!

(And I totally feel her about being ignored. It sucks.)

Vaxleth Kiss! Let's GOOOOOOO!

Oooh, riiiight.... the Aramenté

So Raishan is only with Thordak because he thought he would cure her..... and he lied.... just like a man.

Heeeeyyyyy, Vax has a plan..... a plan doomed to fail, but a plan!

oooh.... yea..... ya'll should not have gone in......

Vestige hunt!

Ank'Harel is beautiful. 10/10 would actually live there.

oooh, we get to hear another language! I wonder what it's called? Merqueti, maybe?

fuuuuuuuuuck, Ripley's back. And she bonded with Percy's demon...... This bitch is actually E. VIL.

It's sweet that Scanlan is actually trying with Kaylie, but BOY is it not going well.

So, how many of ya'll got gender envy from J'mon Sa Ord?

"AGh! My TIT!"

i feel bad for Keyleth, I really do. She almost had something and it was snuffed out.

I know you heathens watched that Perc'halia scene more than once. Don't deny it.

Damn, Percy really got caught in 4K.

Almost Pikelan moment?

Draconia is pretty, would NEVER live there, but it's pretty.

Dohla's cool. heh.

Hellfire is a pretty strong deterrent.

LIKE FIRE~.....HELLFIRE~

Sooo.....was Dohla butt-hurt lowkey?

Yup! She?.....They? (I'm going with they for Dohla)......WERE butt-hurt!

Dohla.....you do NOT piss off the GIANT FUCK-OFF ICE DRAGON!

NIIIIIIIIICE SHOT, VEX!

Aw, Percy and Vex talked things out.

Yeesh, talk about an actual Hellscape.

Well, that is it for the first three episodes of Season 3. WE ARE SO BACK, BABY!

[ravendruid]

F. Dohla. You will not be missed, you backstabbing bitch.

[arthurn9]

TLOVM S3E1-3 Thoughts

Aight, finished the first three episodes. Spoilers abound, and these are just bulletpoint thoughts. After the jump!

the women of TLoVM are perfect oh my god Allura oh my god Ripley oh my god Vexahlia oh my god RAISHAN~

the decision to move the egg reveal WAY up makes so much sense; I feel like Matt had a whole plan with this idea and never got to realize it before the battle with Thordak

updating the trip to Ank'harel to be about getting the Plate and only discovering Cabaal's Ruin when they get there was an interesting choice but a logical one. the changes they've made definitely made the story flow better. Revealing the Ripley/Orthax twist early deffo helped add even more motivation to Percy for finding her

(on another note, ripley could tie me up by the ankles any day-)

Switching up the location of the true PotDM was inspired. The Fire Plane adventure was cool, but with this version, we get 1) a trip to the Hells we were likely not to have gotten as Hotis didn't have a hateboner for Vax in this continuity, and thus Vox Machina had no reason to Go To Hell, and 2) WE GET TO SEE ZERXUS LET'S FUCKING GO EXU EXU EXU EXU EXU-

boy howdy that sure was a sex scene between vex and percy wasn't it XD

...juxtaposed against Vax fumbling the bag with Kiki, that was hilarious. brilliant move.

Kima thinking Dohla's beef was about her having a crush on Kima, only to be cucked by Allura, was so Kima I love it

Allura's Winter Outfit aoahijvpjehsguphw0efu9a[jboanrdbjnpaoisfbndjoasifjna

how the hell did they get to do the Draconia bit? that's all I'm gonna say but like...was that allowed? I mean clearly but like damn.

while it was a bitch move, what Dohla did, betraying VM and Kimallura to Vorugal...I kinda get it, maybe let's not assume that your friend is totally okay with not getting the same privileges as you, ask them first, honeys

can it be thursday yet? but like the next one, not the one it is right now, nothing else of import is gonna happen on this one-

....also the lack of full vex tit made me sad but the rest of the scene made up for it so that's fine XD

[theladypirate]

More early Kimallura bc I couldn’t sleep last night. For @hawkeabelas and all Kimallura fans. Uh…. warning, there’s some gore in the beginning and canon typical violence throughout.

Drake grunted as he went down, a splash of red on the orc’s scimitar. Behind him, Kima cursed and redirected her attack at the one standing menacingly over her friend. She swung her maul and connected with his skull, which made a satisfying wet ‘thunk’ noise as she caved in the left side. Blood and brain smattered her armor. She glanced around taking stock.

To her right about 30 feet, Ghenn was slumped over against a tree having managed to land the killing blow to the raider that had poisoned him before succumbing. Breathing, but only just. Dohla had managed to tuck herself into a crevasse in the rocky hillside, shielding herself from anymore ranged attacks, but she was hurt bad, bleeding freely and barely conscious. Sirus’s right leg was bent at a painful looking angle, probably broken. He was trying to drag himself over to his pack for a healing potion. Or a bomb. If he was mad enough it could go either way. He was still about 15 feet away and moving slowly. Allura was…

Too close, she was too close to the rest of them, there were 4 orcs still in play and they were too close.

Getting closer. 

Kima cursed again and broke into a run. She could make it, she thought, if she was fast enough. Dammit Bahamut, please let her be fast enough.

“Allie, look out!”

The nearest orc brought his spiked greatmaul down in a wicked arc, making contact with…. Kima’s armored midsection, as she threw herself into Allura, knocking her out of the way. The impact combined with her own forward motion sent her sprawling sideways and landing hard 10 feet away against one of the boulders strewn throughout the gully. Her vision went white and for a horrible moment she couldn’t breathe. 

“Kima!”

Allura’s voice sounded muffled, coming somewhere behind the ringing in Kima’s ears. Her chest felt too tight and she gasped weakly, greedily. She needed air, and she wasn’t getting enough. Her sight was tinged with gray, but returning slowly. In front of her she saw Allura, eyes wide in horrified shock as she looked at Kima’s prone form.

‘I’m sorry,’ Kima thought. ‘I’m sorry I wasn’t strong enough.’ She couldn’t speak the words, so she thought them.

Allura turned towards the approaching orcs, and squared her shoulders. She reached out a hand and Kima’s vision went white again as lightning leapt from Allura’s outstretched fingers and danced between the three closest orcs. Smoke rose from their bodies as they stumbled, but did not fall. The closest orc, a female with a split ear and jagged lower tusks had blood coming out of her nose and ears. The farthest orc, this one also female, with blood red stripes painted down her face and a wide, ugly scar down one cheek, the one who had avoided electrocution, let out a guttural howl and aimed her crossbow at Allura. 

“Fuggin’ SCAGS!” 

There was a moment’s pause at the ragged and unexpected shout as the bolt went wide. In the seconds that followed a metallic clink sounded somewhere in the midst of the orcs, followed by thunderous boom as Sirus’s alchemical bomb exploded to brilliant effect. The three electrocuted orcs were blown to bits in the most literal sense; pieces of them were scattered over a 20 foot radius. The last orc was knocked back and her piecemeal leather armor was charred and barely hanging on, but she managed to keep her feet. 

Allura advanced on her raising her hand again, a single lightning bolt shot out and struck the orc in the chest, finally knocking her down. 

Dead. 

Silence, except for Kima’s labored breathing and Allura’s ragged inhale as she turned on heel and ran for Kima. 

She kneeled beside the injured halfling, worry close to panic etched into the way her brow furrowed and eyes took in her injured friend.

 “All…ie… can’t…. can’t breathe” Kima wheezed.

Allura looked down at Kima’s chestplate, gasped, then nodded and began working at the clasps on her armor, which only confused her until Allura had managed to get one side undone and the pressure from the slightly concave middle section released and Kima gasped reflexively. Her vision wavered again and she felt her eyes well up from the sheer relief of being able to breathe again.

“Kima? What’s wrong? Where does it hurt? I have… You need a potion, I have one somewhere just hang on!”

Kima had the strangest urge to reach up and brush her cheek, to try to soothe the worry away. Her arms felt like lead though, and she was pretty sure she’d just smear blood on Allura’s face. 

Must’ve hit my head, she thought.  

“You’re head?”  Allura’s frown deepened and her gently probing fingers moved to search for any wounds there. Kima blinked. She hadn’t realized she’d said it too. 

“’s fine, just hurts like a bitch” she managed, wincing as she pulled herself up into a sitting position against Allura’s protest. She blinked again as Allura insistently cupped Kima’s hands around a greater healing potion. 

Kima drank it, but kept staring at Allura. 

“…I thought you said you studied the school of abjuration?” she said, with just a touch of bewilderment.

Allura straightened and clasped her hands in front of her, somehow managing to look elegant despite one of her braids having come mostly undone, and her robe being rather singed, and being covered in orc viscera.

“I do. However I make it a habit to carry more, shall we say, effectively destructive scrolls, in case of an emergency.” 

‘That is incredibly fucking hot’ Kima thought, then coughed and clapped her hand over her mouth, nearly dropping the potion. At Allura’s concerned look, she drained the whole thing quickly, her face turning bright red. Apparently she hadn’t said THAT out loud, thank Bahamut. 

“Right. Ah, we should, get everyone up and… yeah get everyone up. Good plan. Let’s go right now immediately.” Kima said as she clambered painfully to her feet. Allura was still looking at her like she was considering making her lie down and rest. 

Kima’s fingers itched with the urge to reach out to Allura again. She made a fist and forced herself to look away instead. Gods preserve her, Kima had a feeling this was going to be a long journey.