#this belief not remotely influenced by my blacksmith cadash inquisitor headcanons

[britcision]

I will never be over the way Iron Bull answered a question about marriage with “well we love our friends like anyone else, we just don’t have sex with them”

Because

You LYING SON OF A BITCH THE IRON BULL

You FILTHY FUCKING LIAR

You ABSOLUTELY have sex with your friends there’s A WHOLE FUCKING ROMANCE OPTION ABOUT IT

You fuck as friends first before becoming romantically involved!

However this has led me to believe that whoever explained what a marriage is to him has fucked up to the point where Bull’s best understanding of human marriage is that he’s married to Krem

Cuz they’re best friends, don’t fuck, and have the kind of bond of trust and kinship other people would kill for

And by extension, also the rest of the Chargers

And not a single Charger, Krem included, would pass up the chance to bully the Iron Bull by calling themselves Bull’s Charging Spouses