#this asshole I swear to fucking godddddd

[sitkowski]

daily fave ryan 🩶

[bioswear]

Anyway if I see anyone I know using Ai art you’re dead to me and I’m going to pull out your kneecaps and play them like fucking bongos with your ribs as the mallets ok ???

[byfulcrums]

Fuck it. Invincible Tumblr

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Wake up to see the aliens attacking again. God fucking damn it.

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Imagine how the aliens feel after seeing you

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Get better insults. You won't be insulting anyone that way

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

Nahhh. Don't need to. You already humiliate yourself every time you open your mouth

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Your entire existence is an insult

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i forget that superheroes have social media and regularly use it.... invincible has Tumblr holy shit

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Boo.

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OMG??

#HI MR INVINCIBLE SIR #I SWEAR ALL MY A/B/O FICS WERE WRITTEN OUT OF LOVE

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Can't believe I have to say this, but can you guys please stop making Omni-Man x Immortal theories?!?!

Ik you think the idea of them having been romantically involved is funny, but c'mon, people

It is true that there should be more openly queer superheroes, but the fact that there are people who genuinely believe they fucked is wild...

Besides, we have to stop following the lives of superheroes that closely. They deserve to get some privacy too! They're still people

Also, didn't Omni-Man once mention his wife?? And son?? Shipping him w a man when he's clearly straight and in an established relationship is stupid

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These are all great points but they've definitely fucked

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INVINCIBLE?????

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Godddddd. My parents just do not know what privacy is, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WHEN I MIGHT BE HOME... please you're killing me

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Wait, shit, wrong blog...

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shocking revelation: invincible has parents

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

??? Of course I have parents. Where'd you think I came from?

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Honestly i thought you were from mars

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from MARS????

#i'm not martian??? i don't even look martian #do i look martian?

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ATOM EVE LIKES MY FAVORITE BAND????

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really? How do you know?

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Okay quick storytime

My friends and I wanted to go to see this band live for a LONG time, so we saved up money for years until we could finally afford it, right?

Well, the day we finally get to see them live, I look up and I see Atom Eve, just. Flying there. Above the crowd

She was singing, apparently very loudly and she looked like she was having sm fun. She saw me and waved!!! Atom Eve!!!! Waved at me!!!!!!!

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:)

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WAIT R YOU THE ACTUAL ATOM EVE

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Yeah. Check my Insta, there's a link to this blog!

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AFKFHFHFHFJDJDJDJDDJDHFHSUEUEJEJ

#ATOM EVE TALKED TO ME!!!!!!

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Today, Monster Girl told me to download this app and create a blog — I did not think it was necessary, but she insisted.

I decided to listen to her. She was very persuasive.

I will be sharing things about my day, as she has told me to do. Expect to hear from me after this.

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you really think we're gonna believe you're the real Robot?? C'mon.

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Dude, RP exists. Let people live their lives in peace

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This is so funny

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That's... The real monster girl. Replying to a fake Robot post...

Dude I think he's real

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The new Guardians are a fucking shit show. Are we seriously meant to believe they're going to protect us? Really??

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Oh Id like to see YOU almost get killed every single fucking day without one fucking break only for asholes like you to shit on us like that. We almost die every single day!!! Were the ones geting our hands dirty not you

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I'd* assholes* We're*

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Your supposed to be with me in this one

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You're*

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The Immortal kinda... 👀

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WHAT

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I cant believe she cheated on me... what a bitch

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😐

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We're going to have a fucking talk, Rex.

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Shit

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You had this one coming buddy

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The fact that Miles Morales canonically reads JJK, though...

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INVINCIBLE LIKES MARVEL?? AND JJK???

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Why is everyone always surprised when I like something? I don't get it

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:(

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I cannot have just found out you're still alive through Tumblr...

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Seriously though. Are you okay now? I know you're not mentally, after the whole Chicago thing w your dad, but at least physically?

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I'll survive, I guess

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INVINCIBLE?? It is such a relief to see you're still here after the whole Chicago ordeal Mr Invincible

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Yeah maybe don't remind him of that rn??

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OH SHIT I'M SO SORRY

#I AM SO SO SO SORRY #omg i hope you're doing good mr invincible :(((

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 28+29.12.20 lbs

ok we just gonna skimmmmmmmmmmmmm through these eps real quick, coz i wanna get back to reading my Bridgerton books.

28.12.20

i ship this so much, it fuckin hurtsssssss. GIVE ME THE KILLING EVE-ESQUE SAPPHIC ROMANCE I WANT, TELLYWOOD, STOP BEING SUCH FUCKING COWARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

aaaaaaand she’s disappeared.

................... coz angre got his hands on her. angre i swear to god if you don’t unhand her and go back to just simping for your wife...........

lmao she bit him and ran away.

................ straightttttttttt into vansh’s arms.

oh shit. i ship this too????? fuck, this show is just too chock-full with ridiculously good looking people and i need them all to kiss each other’s necks.

ok, maybe not. BAAT BAAT PE YEH MANHOOS CHAAKU KYUN NIKAAL LETA HAI?!!?!? HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE POCKET-CHAKKU?!!?!?

anyway, ahaana’s got a brain and just started screaming her head offfff for riddhima. which is what a normal person (read, anyone NOT RIDDHIMA) would do.

hein who this curly haired girl????

anyway, ahaana like i gots a secrettttt to tellll you. ABOUT VANSHHHHHHHH.

kabir a messyass bitch like me and is like ooooooooooooh ab aayega mazzaaaa.

iss sab ke beech ishani like heyyyy, this is my dress!!!!!! SIS, NO ONE CARES, WE ABOUT TO GET SOME HELLA GOOD GOSSIP. JESUS. PRIORITIES!!!

ahaana like someone wants to killllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, and riddhima is like huh what who why they wanna kill you???? and sis, i think you know from living in this murder-house that ppl don’t particularly need a reason as such to wanna kill you. they just like homicide as a hobby.

vansh like I SHALLLLLLLLLLL PROTECT YOUUUUUUUUUU, YOU SHALL LIVE HERE. sir, i’m pretty sure it’s YOU that she’s talking about that wants to kill her.

riddhima like uhhhhhhhhh??? the fuck is going on? why you promising security to this chick who wanted to phodofy your bhaanda????

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THAT CURLY HAIR GIRL IS, HAVE I FORGOTTEN A WHOLEASS CHARACTER OF THIS SHOW COZ I DIDN’T WATCH FOR 2 DAYS???????

anyway riddhima like WHOOOOOOOO IS SHEEEEE, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER FROM BEFORE????????? like damn, your psycho murderous ex is living in this house thanks to you, and vansh can’t even know a woman that’s not you????/

ahaana going on and on about this stupid SECRET and omg just spit it out or gtfo. i have 8 books of regency era sexy shenanigans to read, and i’m wasting time here on this nonsense.

ok. she saved his life. and did “seva” it seems. lmao the mental image i have.

“vansh, apna vaada yaad hai na? ki tum mera karz chukaaoge; keemat ya shakl jo bhi ho.” oh???????? big promise from vansh, if true.

vansh beginning to regret making such lofty vows.

(also mmmmmmm, what else dat pouty mouth do, baby???)

dadi has taken over and is like you saved my vansh‘s lifeeeeeeee, i shall make sure vansh keeps his promise, blah blah. lord WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALLLLLLL THISSSSSS?!?!?

riddhima like, why did you call me if you wanted to get in touch with him? why not just call him directly????

shaaaaaady reactions from vansh/ahaana at that. lightttttt goes out.

comes back on, and angre like fuck all this, let’s celebrate the new yearrrrrrrr. not sus at all. y’all are alllllllllllllll so fucking shady man. god, ahaana, just bust my girl ridz outta here and go to alaska and eat spaghetti together. iykyk.

and they all just started ballroom dancing as if they’re in beauty and the beast. attention span of a fucking gnat these ppl have. ek baat pe dhyaan nahi tiktiiii.

i’m here for this also. i just want all the sexy ppl to be with each other. idc who is with whom. just put any two of them together and i’m happy.

these two throwing some chabayaa hua dhamkis at each other. I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE UNLESS YOU SPILLING SPECIFIC DEEEEEEEEEEETS.

iske dimaag ke ghode kentucky derby mein daudne lage hain.

and hubs fullllllllllllly knows. he wanted exactly that.

she tries to ask questions and as usual, he shuts her down with ainvayi ki philosophy. MAN WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR YOU TO ANSWER A QUESTION STRAIGHT?????

big talk about pyaaaar and vishwaaaas and bro, i fully know what you’re doing here, you fucking bastard. bloody gaslighting her into ignoring her own instincts in the name of trusting you. like yes, she’s like extraaaa with the jasoosi, but she’s asking RELEVANT, PERTINENT QUESTIONS.

meanwhile this rakshason ki toli has got their hands on the “yes okay i’m a spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!” recording that siya had. great. wonderful. best.

they decide to wait for right moment to use it and show vansh. oh you fucking dumbasses................... he already knows. this is the problem; no one bothers to fucking communicate in this family. 

kabir trying to get the goss outta ahaana, but vansh ne mundi se ishaara kiya and angre just threw a drink on K, so he had to leave to go change.

i like her.

lol she called him a loser. never has a character been more right about all the men of this stupid show.

ahaana staring at vansh in a real strange way. oh bro, kya kaand kiya tha iske saath????? sach sach bolllllllllll.

these two seem have slid into each other’s inboxes already???? oh yeaaaaaaaaah.

ishani has come back with one V for Vendetta mask and is smirking some more about how riddhima is going down. *sigh* same old, same old. 

more ainvayi ka dancing. man, what a waste of a filler episode.

at the dinner table, riddhima finds a chit saying your life is in danger, come meet me out in the backyard. ishani and aryan and chachi making real weird faces. did they send the note or did ahaana???? either way, this not gonna end well for riddhima. as per always.

it’s got to the point where EVEN riddhima is calling out the plotholes in the damn show out loud; saying ahaana said HER life was in danger, now how the fuck is this all about MY life being in danger???

anyway the dumbass goes to investigate.

she got shoved into a car by V for Vendetta (that’s what they should call the show.) which is now filling up with smoke. wonderful.

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29.12.20

she’s so fucking stupid. there’s no way the car doors can be locked from the outside in such a way that they cannot be opened from the inside. peeche ke doors pe child-lock hain bhi, toh she can just climb to the front and open the front doors and jump out. honestly riddhima.

ishani trying to distract vansh from going to look for riddhima with chocolate cake.

vansh is me. cake pakda diya toh duniya ki koi parwaah nahi. it just meeeeeeeeeee and my cake, made for each other, truuueeeeeee loveee.

ALSO LMAO WHY DOES THIS DUDE EAT CAKE LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

riddhima still choking and struggling like a dumbass.

cake done, vansh off to look for his wife. gotta say, he’s got his priorities straight.

ishani making shady faces with Guy Fawkes mask. godddddd. who cares who cares who caresssss?

after 19023019283092130912390 moments of suspense, he finally found her and broke her outta the car.

some loving scolding for wandering off without telling him. dude’s she’s a grownass woman, not a toddler/pet.

anyway she told him someone shoved her in the car and he’s clenching his jaw most magnificently mmmmmmm that jawwww.

ab yeh kaunsi nayi musibat hai???

he’s promising to find and punish whoever and she’s thinking omg it kabir?!?!?!!!!!!!! as if noooooone else in the house wants to murder her.

she’s like you saved me again!!!!!!!! and he’s literally like stop playing khatron ke khiladi up in here every day and i won’t have to, bitch.

ishani literalllllly flaunting that mask on her arm and riddhima like OUFF YEH KHOOONI NANAD BAAZ NAHI AATI.

side mein dekha toh kabir also has one like that.

lmao everyyyyyyone has one of these masks.

R like i need to gtfo here from the presence of all these assholes, k byeeeeee.

she’s confronting ahaana ki why you call me outside and not show up yourself????

ahaana like, bitch tf you talking about? i didn’t call you or send any chit??!?!! get used to it ahaana, iss ghar mein rahogi toh yeh hourly occurance hai, aisa random chutiyaapa. tumhein toh aadat hogi hi, pichle janam mein oberois ke saath jo rahi ho.

riddhima bringing up vansh and ahaana like YOUR MAN SHADYYYYY AF. YOU SHOULDN’T TRUST HIM SO MUCH. iss ek line se hi i have gotten it ki ahaana has been planted by vansh and he’s trying to see if riddhima falls for anyone else’s hearsay again.

riddhima is giving speech about how much she trusts vansh and they’re each others’ parchhaai or some such shit, and lmaoooooooooooooo ahaana’s face......

same, sis. absolutely saaaame.

ahaana like “zindagi mein har bimaari ki dawaai hai, par galatfehmi ki nahi.” snortttttttt.

ahaana going heavy on “vansh don’t love you, he wants to killll your ass” speech and ouff....... ofc riddhima won’t listen. dumbass.

there is not ONE wrong thing ahaana is saying about vansh. not ONE. literally all of it is true. i mean, maybe he does “love” her or whatever, but kya hi karein aise bekaar roz roz life ruin karne waale pyaar ka? isse achcha toh naa hi kare pyaar.

aaaaaaaaand she got slapped for truth-telling. fuck. riddhima, you are such a fucking dumbass. where all this slappiness for your damn husband who was lying to your face for monthssssss, huh????

ugh mera pati mera ishq bhashaan. this chick deserves to be murdered. blindass.................. she’s doing the exact same shit she did with kabir, total blindddddd faith without listening to any reason. she deserves to be fucked over if she refused to learn anything from that kaand and won’t use her fucking brain even now.

honestly this sanctimonious speech she’s giving ahaana........

but for once she’s using her MAALKIN OF THE HOUSE rutba and telling to ahaana to gtfo the house.

lmao ahaana like tell vansh to throw me out, and i’ll go.

cut to......... riddhima is randomly staring at a ladder. as one does.

helllllllllllllllllllllllo. 😏😏😏

riddhima trying to tell vansh ki ahaana is off her rocker and....

well okay then! no more talking about ahaana! 🥰🥰🥰

great. all that was buttering up for the trust test he has set up for her.

climb the ladder, it seems. oh boy. i know what’s coming............

lmaooooo she climbs it and is like ok now you know that i trust you??? can i come back down now??? LOL DUMBASS HOW DID YOU NOT GUESS WHAT HE WANTED FROM THE MOMENT HE TOLD YOU TO CLIMB???????? dimaag ghutno mein hai iss ladki ki.

he’s telling her to jump. ofc. fucking asshole. tereko shauk hai random high places se chhalaang maarne ko toh you’ll make everyone do it or what?

HE’S ACTUALLY GETTING MAD AT HER HESITATION AND ALL I’LL CATCH YOU, DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?????? main hoti toh kehti ki bro, it’s not you that i don’t trust, i just know gravity as a force is more powerful than you are.

stupid stupiddddd bitch. she’s doing it also. DUDE, THIS IS A CLASSIC ABUSIVE TECHNIQUE, WHY DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RIDDHIMAAAAA?!!?!?!? LIKE........................ THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED BEFORE THE AGE OF 30. THEIR BRAINS ARE JUST NOT GROWN ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how self satisfied she looks. fucking dumbass.

while his face is like ‘i can’t believe the twit actually did it.’

some more talk about how she trusts him mosttttttttttttttttttttttttt in the world, while he gets horny for it. god, what a pair of boring dysfunctional fucks. i liked it better when he was vihaan and had a bondage kink.

bharosa talk bharosa talk and oh my god it’s sooooooo fucking obvious he’s planted ahaana to test her and her trust. aaj yeh toh bas level 1 tha. the chutiyaapa just gonna go up from here.

she’s like i don’t like ahaana, why does she have to stay here? he’s turning it back on her and saying if we trust each other, what does it matter if she stays here or says whatever????? which ....... is just some reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy manipulative BS.

he’s saying she has some “issues” that he’ll handle. oh lord. ahaana in danger of getting murdered by this fucker too.

riddhima giving some more vaasta of her neverending trust.........

while this asshole makes these very TRUSTWORTHY faces.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand someone watches them. as per usual. no wonder vansh made sure to go far far far far away from this house to get some nookie. idhar karte toh it would be like those olden days royal weddings, where the whole court would come and sit and watch the marriage being consummated.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 154: The Inevitable

Previously on BnHA: Even though the previous chapter ended with Deku arriving to punch Overhaul in the face, the majority of the chapter somehow was spent getting up to that moment which we’d already gotten up to! But finally it happened, and Aizawa, Nighteye, and Deku burst onto the scene. Nighteye gave Mirio a big ol’ hug and told him he did so good, and it was one of the few highlights of this arc, and so deserved. Deku and Aizawa went to apprehend Overhaul, but one of Overhaul’s Endless Minions woke up and used his quirk to basically paralyze Aizawa, so that Aizawa in turn was forced to blink and Overhaul was able to reactivate his own quirk. He proceeded to straight up murder his loyal right hand man and fuse their bodies together to form some kind of grotesque monstrosity, but like, it’s not even the good, interesting kind of grotesque. It’s just the same old Overhaul with some extra demon arms that’ve got big claws on ‘em, and now his mask is fused to his face like a demon bird beak as a bonus. Whatever. Nine seven chapters to go.

Today on BnHA: Overhaul revels in his new power-up and taunts Mirio a bit, mostly just to make sure everyone knows that his quirk is gone for good. Nighteye tells Deku to take Mirio and Eri and get them to safety while he holds Overhaul off. He thinks about everything he taught Mirio and how strong he became and how proud he is of him, and that all he wants to do right now is protect him and Eri. As Deku hauls Mirio and Eri away from the carnage, the narration starts talking about how Nighteye spent so much time desperately trying to change the futures he saw, but that it never worked no matter what he did. In spite of this, and in spite of knowing that his actions are merely “drawing out the inevitable”, he continues to fight Overhaul until he is brutally impaled on some more spikes. Enraged, Deku turns back, leaving Eri with Mirio, and activates One for All at 20%.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 185 now, so any ETAs will reflect that. Posting this a few hours early since I won’t be able to later this evening.)

fun fact, Fallen Angels/Jaimini’s Box doesn’t have this chapter translated on their site. in fact they don’t have any chapters translated from 154 all the way until 167. I can only assume they were getting as sick of this shit as I am. can’t even blame them for bailing

so Mangastream, that leaves just you. the brave souls who stuck it out till the bitter end. you guys are the real heroes academia

unfortunately the FA scans were also the cleaner scans, so now we’ll have to deal with these kind of dark, smudgy-looking pages. on the bright side, if you squint you can almost pretend like what’s happening on the page is actually interesting

sorry to rag on you before you even get started, chapter. but let’s not kid ourselves here

so Overhaul says he’s in a bad mood but “this is a little better”

and the text is all “that form... grotesque!” but again, it’s just his normal form with a couple extra demon arms. nothing we haven’t seen from Shouji or Tokoyami. do you guys remember Shouji and Tokoyami. good kids. wonder whatever happened to ‘em

Deku is like clinging to one of the floor spikes and trying to assess the situation

oh?

if Aizawa gets a one-on-one fight with that guy it had better be sick as hell. do NOT fuck around with my Aizawa fight. I will not forgive you

(ETA: does it count as fucking around with my Aizawa fight if we don’t even get an Aizawa fight. given how they probably would have managed to make even that inexplicably bad, it’s probably for the best that we didn’t get this in the end.)

Overhaul is monologuing about how germophobic he is and how this is the first time he’s been pushed to this point

oh shit he’s bringing out the big guns

did Mirio even know that his quirk was gone forever? up until this point he had no reason to assume the effect wouldn’t just be the same as with Tamaki. he really drew the short end of the stick. poor baby

oh here’re the rest of the bullets

-- excuse me, they’re the ones dragging this out?? WHO WAS IT THAT ORDERED HIS SUBORDINATES TO CREATE A NEVERENDING MAZE OF MEDIOCRE SECOND TIER VILLAINS

now he says Mirio has gotten all his friends mixed up in this and that they’re all gonna die

why does he keep taunting Mirio even though he’s already basically out for the count. still sore about how badly he fucked you up huh buddy. you prick

Mirio is all

um, yes way. he was torturing a six-year-old on a regular basis just to make no-quirk juice. he doesn’t even have a deep-seeded reason for it as far as I can see. he’s just in the mob and wants to make money. and even his boss was all “dude I get that you wanna make bank, but that plan is too fucked up even for us.” but he went and did it anyway

so yeah, I don’t know why anyone’s surprised that he’s cool with callously murdering his own subordinates, or why that of all things would somehow be the straw that broke the camel’s back

here comes Deku again!

did he throw that spike at him? nice

he caught it, and it did nothing, but still. nice

he’s grabbing another one! and thinking of Mirio!

stab him in the face Deku. do it for senpai

you know who I miss? fucking Stain. I miss him so much. I’ll never say a word against him again. that’s a lie but my god it’s like how you weirdly appreciate George W. just a little more after dealing with Trump. even though W. was just the worst. still so bad. but like, it gives you a new sense of scale and an understanding that no matter how bad things are, they can always get just a little bit worse

anyway, Deku’s diving in still but Overhaul is creating more spikes, this time from his hands

they’re crumbling upon impact with Deku’s kicks, but he’s thinking that if it weren’t for his iron soles he’d have been done in just now

I’m sorry are those things not impressive? what else do you need? he’s got smarts too, for what it’s worth

what in the

was that another one of his stamps?? Nighteye is such a freak

yep. look at this

take that bitch. I’m gonna sign for you like a package from Fedex

we’re now flashing back to a conversation they had while running in the hallway for those five long hours

“don’t you DARE fucking break your bones again you little punk”

Nighteye’s asking what Overhaul did with Aizawa

oh shit this is the first interesting thing Overhaul has said in ages

(ETA: so what a surprise that absolutely nothing came of it)

yeah, I bet he’s interested. oh shit. so now he’s whisked him off to the “VIP room.” what’s in there, caviar and high-stakes poker tables?

you guys. Nighteye is piiiiiiiiiiiissed

yeah for real. because he used the permabullets even though he only had five of them. I was wondering about that too

now Overhaul is disintegrating his two right arms. what are you playing at now

look how fucking weirdly Nighteye dodges

the hell kind of dodge is this

Overhaul is thinking he’s not particularly fast, but that his movements are similar to Lemillion’s. “so this guy’s the teacher...”

Nighteye’s flashing back to Mirio’s internship when he explained to him that by accumulating experience he would learn how to predict people’s actions and move accordingly

I’m so sorry this asshole took your son’s quirk Nighteye

all right so now Deku’s reached Mirio and Eri and he’s asking if they can move

Mirio’s all “no sweat” ffff

ffffffffffffffffff

baby sweetie honey nooo shhhh. don’t apologize for being sad that he forcibly destroyed a part of you. something that was unique and that you worked so hard to perfect and that was going to lead you toward your dreams. fuck. you’re allowed to be fucking bummed out kiddo. it’s gonna be okay

so Deku’s grabbing them all and he’s kicking open the path that Overhaul just tried to close up again

and now Eri is clutching at him and crying ffffffffffffff

THIS IS NOT OKAY. HORIKOSHI!!! COME THE FUCK ON. WHAT IS THIS

and Mirio’s looking back over his shoulder as they retreat, and he seems to have seen something troubling oh shit

this is all very interesting, but I thought he could only do one person a day? I still don’t fucking get how his power works in combat

(ETA: as the next page clarifies, I guess he used it on Overhaul and that’s how he saw himself and Deku dying at Overhaul’s hands. and this must mean it’s been more than 24 hours since he used it on the babysitter guy. and this is also why it takes him a full day to die afterwards, so that he can live just long enough to look into Mirio’s future one last time. ...fuck me why am I thinking about that noooo)

OH SHIT!?!?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. “THE INEVITABLE”!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK

DID THEY JUST FUCKING KILL NIGHTEYE WHAT THE FUCK

AT THE VERY LEAST WE ALL AGREE HIS ARM IS GONE, YES. STRAIGHT UP NO LONGER GOT A LEFT ARM

HOLY FUCK

AHHHHHHH EVERYTHING JUST SUDDENLY WENT BLACK

AND HIS EYES ARE LIKE

I’M FREAKING OUT!!?!?!?!?!

DEKU’S LOOKING BACK TOWARD THE SCENE AND HE’S TOTALLY BUGEYED

OVERHAUL IS SENDING SPIKES THEIR WAY

HOLY SHIT DEKU!?!?

OH SHIT

DEKU BE CAREFUL OF YOUR LIMBS!! ALSO YOU’RE THE BEST, HOLY FUCKING SHIT

even Overhaul has abruptly stopped his endless spike attacks and is now resorting to cautious trash talk

oh shit

CALL BACK TO THE ALL MIGHT PROPHECY OH SNAPPPPPP

DEKU YOU ARE SO COOL JESUS CHRIST THIS WAS SUCH A COOL MOMENT. I FORGOT THE MANGA COULD DO THAT

WAS IT WORTH 900 CHAPTERS OF BULLSHIT? AND MIRIO LOSING HIS QUIRK? AND NIGHTEYE FUCKING DYING FUCKING JESUS CHRIST? NO

BUT GOD IT’S SOMETHING, AND THAT SOMETHING IS ADMITTEDLY PRETTY COOL

I swear to god if he loses even with this. just...

just remember Deku. Nighteye literally died for this shit. probably. oh my godddddd

no bonus. because I’m pretty sure the next omake is supposed to go with tomorrow’s chapter. it’s really hard to figure this out tbh. but I guess I should be grateful that we even still have translated omakes right now, since even that will come to an end once we hit chapter 167. enjoy it while it lasts I guess

[seastarved]

OK BUT LIKE HOW DID WE GET SO BLESSED TO SEE OUT OTP GO THROUGH THESE INCREDIBLE THINGS BECAUSE LIKE THIS IS FUCKING EPIC ROMANCE TERRITORY AND I AM SO FUCKINGEMOTIONAL BUT LIKE OK LOOK

I LOVE EMMA SWAN LOL AND HOW HER INSTANT REACTION IS LIKE THE FUCK?

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

T B H

HER FACCEEEE SHE’S HEARING HIS VOICEEE

AND THIS ASSHOLE. I AM SO MAD AT HIM AND HIS PERFECTNESS. HE LOVES HER SO FUCKING MUCH I WILL BREAK MY KEYBOARD I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH.

AND IMMEDIATELY, LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW IF SHE’S LISTENING OR WHAT AND HE JUST HOPES. LIKE THE TIME HE GAVE UP HIS FUCKING SHIP FOR A HOPE TO SEE HER. THIS MAN LOVES HER SO MUCH, IT IS A PERMANENT ACHE UPON MY SOUL.

I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU. I WAS COMING BACK TO YOU LIKE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. HOW CAN YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH YOU ASSHOLE.

AND SHE’S LIKE IMMEDIATELY IN TEARS BECAUSE FUCK ALL SHE WAS GONNA MOVE ON. MOVE ON MY ASS TBH. SHE WAS TRYING SO HARD TO DO IT THOUGH BECAUSE IT WAS HURTING SO MUCH BUT THE RELIEF IN HER FACE AND THE TEARS AND I AM JUST A PUDDLE LEAVE ME HERE

I LOVE YOU HE SAID. HIS VOICE CRACKED AND HE’S JUST DESPERATE AND HOPING AND TELLING HER HE LOVES HER WITHOUT KNOWING IF SHE’S EVEN HEARING HIM AND IT HURTS ME SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS NONSENSE

AND HER FACE AND THE RELIEVED SOB AND THE FACT THAT SHE WASN’T WRONG TO TRUST HIM AND THAT SHE ISN’T GONNA BE ALONE AND THAT SHE WAS RIGHT IN HER LOVE AND HE LOVES HER HE LOVES HER HE LOVES HERRR

AND I’M TRYING TO GET HOME TO YOU LIKE OH MY GODDDDDD WHAT AHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME WITH YOUR VOICE AND YOUR FACE AND YOUR LOVE FOR EMMA SWAN WHAT IS THIS WHYYYY

I LOVE YOU TOOOOO SHE SAYS AND I AM JUST SO IN AWE OF THIS SCENE BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT EVEN NEAR EACH OTHER AND I FEEL THEIR LOVE AS THOUGH IT WERE A TANGIBLE THING AND I AM IN SUCH PAIN AND SO EMOTIONAL AND I CANNOT EVEN UGH I LOVE HER AND HIM AND HOW SHE LOVES HIM AND HE LOVES HER

AND THIS FACE BECAUSE HE CAN’T HEAR HER LIKE THE FUCKING LEVELS OF ANGST JUST WENT SO HIGH UP AND I AM FEELING SO MANY EMOTIONS AND IT IS WONDERFUL BECAUSE LIKE THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW A STORY HAS TOUCHED YOU BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP SCREAMING RN BUT ALSO THE FUCKING FUCK HOW DARE YOU SIR? HOE DARE?

AND SHE’S TRYING TO LET HIM KNOW THAT HE IS LOVED TOO. THESE TWO LONELY HUMANS HAVE FOUND ONE ANOTHER TO LOVE AND THEY’RE STUMBLING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING BUT FUCK IF THEY DON’T LOVE EACH OTHER WITH EVERYTHING THEY HAVE AND IT MAKES ME HURT IN MY TINY HEART

LOOK AT HER FACE AND HOW MUCH SHE IS TRYING OH MY GODDD

ALSO LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR OTP HAS REACHED EPIC ROMANCE LEVELS WHEN THE BIG BAD OF THE SEASON SPECIFICALLY TARGETS ONE HALF OF YOUR OTP TO GET TO THE OTHER HALF WHILE THEY’RE BOTH FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL TO GET BACK TO ONE ANOTHER.

CAN WE FUCKING SAY EPIC ROMANCE THOUGH?

CAN WE?

IT’S AMAZING LIKE I AM IN PAIN AND YET I AM HAPPY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND I AM EXCITED TO SEE THEM FIGHT FOR EACH OTHER AND I JUST NEED A HUG

*FALLS OVER*

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ishqbaaz 04.12.17 lb

helllllllllo babies. mama’s back. 

random ephemera from speed-watching last week’s episodes can be found here. 

time for billu’s family meeting of the day. honestly, why can’t you ppl just get in a whatsapp group or email chain or whatever? how the f is this in any way efficient, in a family of socialite tycoons who have wives to cheat on and pravachans to get to????

ALSO EVERY SINGLE TIME THERE’S ONE OF THESE, SOMEONE IS LIKE “AISI KYA BAAT HO GAYI???” LIKE, DO YOU PPL LIVE HERE OR WHAT? THERE’S *ALWAYS* SOME BS GOING DOWN HERE. like, at this point, why are you people even surprised?????? 

lmao i legit cackled at “good morning, BADE PAPA!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a flawless queen. svetlana has more stones than all the BS alpha males of this house put together. 

“chaachi saaaas” !!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

shakti is me. i am shakti. subaah subaah mental zen ka satyanaaaash. 😒😒😒

khud ke hi ghar mein yeh banda kitttttttttna dramatic entry maarta hai, by god. second only to gina linetti. 

LMAOOOOOOOOO SVETLANA “KAISI BORINGGGGG FAMILY MEETING HAI.”

bee tee dubs, where’s svetlana’s chunnu-munnu hubs? 🤔🤔🤔

if looks could murder, svetlana would.... STILL BE STANDING, COZ SHE A BADASS BITCH WHO WON’T BE BROUGHT DOWN BY SOME DED-FOOTIYA KANJI AANKHON WAALA PUSSYCAT GLARING AT HER. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, shivaay. THE FUCK. give up your fucking shares. not omru’s!!!!! 

MOSTLY COZ AT LEAST YOU’RE EMPLOYABLE AND CAN MAKE IT ALL BACK. THEY WON’T EVEN GET A DELIVERY JOB AT THE LOCAL DOMINOS!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE THOROUGHLY UNEMPLOYABLE. 

rudra doesn’t seem shocked. hmmmm. possible he’s in on this? 

also, svetlana KAPOOR. hmmm. we’re going with that officially now? 

so does he know she’s tia’s sister or what???? 

SHE’S STANDING RIGHT THERE, BUT SHE’S TALKING TO HIM VIA TAPE COZ.... COZ SHE CAN. IT’S HER STYLE. 

man, i can’t help but think how svetlana and shivaay would make suchhhh a good couple??? like, both are suchhhhhhhh shaatir yet overdramatic bunnies who thriiiiiiive on EXTRA. snazzy dressing too. imagine what impeccably turned-out bachche they’d have. WITH AMAZING HAIR. #shivLana #couldBeAThing

loooooooooooooooooool. i love her. i swear to god, i love her the most on this show. 😅😅😅

DON’T GET HANDSY SHIVAAAAAAY. 😠😠😠

daaaaang svetlana, you wily minx. what twisted ways your mind works in. i love ittttttttttttt. 

LMAO LIKE OMRU ARE CAPABLE OF MAKING INDEPENDENT DECISIONS. THAT TOO IN BUSINESS MATTERS??? LOLOK.

how can svetlana have rights to the house? it wasn’t shivaay’s to sign away in the first place. anika is the legal owner of the house, remember??????? 

jhanvi, you’re so goddamn stoooopid. if it was his plan, why the f would he tell you IN FRONT OF HER????? god!!!!!!!!

“WHAT IS THIS, BADE PAPA?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

girl, why would you want their stupidass room? take shivika’s room - IT HAS A POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anika so help me god, don’t you start. not here. not now. JUST SHUSH. PLEASE. 

great. the spanish inquisition has begun. 

HEY, FUCKIN CALL SHIVAAY A BAD WHATEVER - MAN, SON, HUSBAND, HUMAN BEING, IDGAF. BUT DON’T YOU DAAAAAAAAAAARE CALL HIM A BAD BROTHER. THIS MAN HAS ONLY *ONE* REDEEMING QUALITY TO HIM AND THAT HE’S THE BEST FUCKING BROTHER IN ALL OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSES. I’LL FUCKING FIGHT YOU TEJ, YOU DECREPIT AND  IMMORAL BAG OF BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is rudra glaring at shivaay, or at tej for yelling at shivaay????

hahahahahahaha @ tej being like “i never tried to come in between these three EVERRRRRRRRRRRR” UM SURE. REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN SHIVAAY WAS DYING IN THE HOSPITAL AND YOU TRIED MAKING OM THE NEXT HEIR AND ALMOST GOT THE SNOT SLAPPED OUTTA YOU BY HIM????? LOLOLOLOLOL GOOD TIMES. 

oh and the time you got his long-time gf to betray him by screwing shivaay outta his shares. yeahhhh, i haven’t forgotten bitch. so stfu and sit yo ass down and don’t you dare take tht tone with #BrotherIndia #SabKaBhaiShivaay

ok i don’t get why the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk shivaay just doesn’t TELL people shit. like..... WHAT DOES NOT TELLING PPL THE REASON EVEN ACCOMPLISH???????? JUST AT LEAST TELL THEM TO TRUST YOU AND YOU’LL TELL THEM IN TIME???? 

oh boyyyyyyyyyyy, pinky v/s tejvi on beta matter. it’s like.... 425 episodes haven’t passed at allllllllllllllll. 

yes, finally. rudy boy jaaaag utha. BOL MERE SHER, BOL!!!!!!! 

oh my heart. i am legit tearing uppppppp. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 DAMN YOU AND YOUR PUPPY EYES, LEENESH!!!!!!!!!!!!

“karne ka waqt”???????? kya karne ka waqttttttttttt?!?!? ughhhhhh tejjjjjjjjjjj you the worsttttttttttttt.

god anika, just fuckinggggg don’t. 

DON’T YELL AT HER, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

“accept it and respect it”?????? godddddd, fuckkkkkkkkk offffff! 

lol svetlanaaaaaaaa. girl, i wouldn’t be so cockyyyyyyyy. but it’s so fun watching you gloat, so go on and enjoy this momentary victory, i guess. 

physical form???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 ok, i’m not a big finance person, so correct me if i’m wrong: if the shares have a physical form (in the way she’s implying), aren’t they just bearer shares? as in whoever holds the physical coupon is the owner. there’s no registration or record of who owns bearer shares. surely oberoi corp. wouldn’t just give omRu their 50% of the empire in purely BEARER SHARES. like.... that’s just fucking ridiculous??????????? 

ok why am i looking for financial logic in this show? like, when they defy the laws of physics and all of nature’s other laws, what are these manmade rules???  

YEAH YOU SHOULDA INVESTIGATED THIS FULLY BEFORE, YOU DINGDONG!!!! INSTEADA JUST BEING LIKE OH I JUMPED OUTTA A PLANE WHOOOOOO ADRENALINE RUSH COME ON BABE LET’S GET IT ON IN A PUDDLE OF PAINT YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW LAAAAL ISHQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

great, ek toh itna raita phaila hua hai, yeh woh samete, ya biwi ke aansooon ponche? like, at this point, she knows him enough to know better than poking and prodding at him in public. but no. she’s on her ownnnnnnnnn fucking trip. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

great. getting handsy. fucking hellllllllllll. 😒😒😒

*chanting and thumping table* ANGRY SEX! ANGRY SEX! ANGRY SEX! ANGRY SEX! 🙃🙃🙃🙃

ok don’t be calling him stone singh oberoi and lord knows what else WHEN YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON. 

god i hate the direction they’ve gone with anika’s character. what’s with her constant flipflopping of faith in him????? like, just in the last ep you were all MY SWEET SUNSHINE BABY SHIVAAY CAN’T EVER DO ANYTHING WRONG MWAHMWAH, and now today this. pick a lane my good bitch, and stick to it. 

the haaaaaand move. goddamnit i’m a sucker for itttttttt.

not in this angry way tho. ://///////

girl. he’s telling you directly about “aane waale din”. use your goddamn bheja and instead of just HEARING HIM, fucking

no phone to break. so angry fist-making it is. 

my man, you should really look into kick boxing or some shiz as therapy. 

OH SHIT HE JUST RAN OVER TIA WTFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!! GOD SHIVAAY COULD YOU STOP HURTING ALL THE GIRLS I LOVE, YOU AWFUL BRUTE?!?!?!?!!?!?! 😡😡😡

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ishqbaaz 14.08.17 lb

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starting the week off with ruvya. ughhhhhhhh. do i even wanna? fine, might as well just suffer through it. hit me. 😣😣😣

oh bhavya you don’t even know how lucky this billu is. trust me, sultan is some amateur league galli ka gunda, compared to the ppl who have tried to kill shivaay. that asshole is going nowhere. he’s fucking immortal. 😒😒😒

one more time this fucker tries to invalidate her feelings by telling her to “relax”, i’m reaching into the screen myself and punching him in the fucking face. THIS IS HER GODDAMN JOB, RUDRA. ALSO, SHE’S MAKING 100% VALID POINTS. FUCK YOU. 😠😠😠

god bulbul, your philosophy is nice and all, but ultimately USELESS. 🙄🙄🙄

I WANT TO KNOW THIS GODDAMN PLAN ALREADY. 😤😤😤

vikram either be FAKE, or PERFECT. 😕😕😕

lol bulbul’s mini fangirl moment for salman. 😂😂😂

bhavya’s reaction to that, lololol. 🤣🤣🤣

oh god rudra, you better not fuck this up. 😒😒😒

“vikram betal ko be-taaal...” hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

i like bhavya today. she’s being veryyyyy sensible. 😚😚😚

LMAO VIKRAM STARING AT A SUIT SEEMINGLY PERPLEXED BY THE MECHANICS OF WEARING IT. 😆😆😆

... this is rudra’s big plan? straight up ASKING him???? 😒😒😒

“begaani shaadi mein abdullah kyun deewana ho raha hai?” *snort* 

rudra calling him “tu” is just so hilarious to me. 😅😅😅

pffffffffft, yeah he looks reallllly intimidated, rudra. 🙄🙄🙄

le, pattti pada di isne aur rudra gir bhi gaya. ouffffffff. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

hahahaha, bulbul’s reaction in the bg. 😂😂😂

man... how fucked uppppp areee business families??? 😟😟😟

god... vikram really is perfect(ly fake.) 😊😊😊

lol gauri be like son move aside, let an adult handle thissss. 😆😆😆

god i love gauri so much. she’s so sweet and like... anyone would feel like agreeing to anything she says. like oh, you want me give you all my money? ok! you want me to sacrifice my life for you? ok! ANYTHING YOU WANT, I WILL DO. I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH.😫😫😫

obligatory business phone call with words like “shipment”, “quotation”, “contract”, “shares” etc. thrown around to establish that this person is Very Important Business Doer™. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, anika bhi aa gayi to be like dude, why tf you even here? 😕😕😕

aren’t you being a little presumptuous, anika? like he just literally said he’s doing this to help you out and you’re being one of those “uhhhh, i have a boyfriend 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽” girls, who bust out that line whenever a guy talks to them. 

literally no reason to tell some third (non-family) person about your fucked up, dysfunctional, weird-kinks-waale relationship. like... really. no one wants to know. 😒😒😒

sometimes i wish i didn’t know. i’d be living a much more peaceful life. 😔😔😔

pooori kahaani paros ke she’s like “woh sab bataane ka matlab nahi...” 😑😑😑

no really, ab isko bhi bataa do ki shivaay najaayaz hai. like, baaki everyone knows anyway. 🙄🙄🙄

“PYAAR AUR INTENSITY” pfffffffft vikram please. let’s call it what it is. immaturity and ego and sheer bullheadedness. they’re both fucking idiots, each more wrong than the other and i swear, i’m so mad at both of them rn. i’ve seen teenage couples more secure and stable than this. 😠😠😠

vikram talking about their uncomfortable eye-fucking in very diplomatic terms. nice guy. should go into PR. 😊😊😊

he’s gonna fuck her over by NOT fucking backing out. calling it now itself. 😗😗😗 

rudra toh matlab, faaaan hi ho gaya hai. 😆😆😆

bhavya and rudra fighting over who is more impressed by vikram, lol. 😂😂😂

CALLLLLLLLLLLLED IT. 🙃🙃🙃

why’s he doing this just in front of these ppl? matlab, reveal kuch early nahi ho gaya? 🤔🤔🤔

he’s hotter to me now that he’s evil. 😈😈😈

“tumhaaaare liye” - who even is he to ragini? boyfriend? cousin? what? 😶😶😶

where the fuck is samar? did she do away with him since he was too soft hearted and rational and made too much goshdarned sense? 😕😕😕

i love how these two ppl who don’t even fucking live here, have a room all to themselves to conspire and smirk evilly in. 😎😎😎

TINY 3 FOOT TALL GAURI WANTING TO FIGHT 7 FOOT TALL VIKRAM IS MY AESTHETIC.  (ง'̀-'́)ง  (ง'̀-'́)ง  (ง'̀-'́)ง

“i almost fell in love with that guy!” snort. 😆😆😆

also, #same, bro. 

as usual, shivaay ruins everything. god. what a ruiner. 😒😒😒 petition to make shivaay the president of the ruiner’s club, taking over from britta perry. 

OMG THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VIKRAM AND SHIVAAY LMAOOOOOOOOO. V’S TOWERING LIKE A WHOLE FOOT ABOVE HIM. 

for that matter just look how he’s towering over EVERYONE. he’s like fucking hagrid! 

oh tujhe bohut padi hai anika ke dil ki. khud ka faulty dil sambhaal. hmph. 😑😑😑

not only is nagini wrapping herself all around shivaay, she also has a prettttttttttty sizable rock she’s flashing. 😯😯😯

anika and gauri’s “bitch, don’t even!!!!!!!!!!!!!” faces! 😆😆😆

lmaooooo shivaay’s face when ragini holds his arm; immediately looking at anika like “hey wife? you ok with this? well actually, *i’m* not okay with a paraayi aurat’s hands on me, some help please? 😶😶😶😟😟😟” 

lol wow. he actually freed himself. that’s cold shivaay. that’s cold. 😬😬😬

also probably safeguarding himself from anika's eventual “you’ve moved on with ragini too. you were quite happily arm in arm with her!” argument 😐😐😐

bhavya looking from side to side like she’s watching the saddest, most distressing tennis match in the history of the world. 😔😔😔

YO ASSHOLE SHE’LL GET ENGAGED IN WHATEVER CLOTHES SHE WANTS. FUCK OFF. 😒😒😒

“taiyaar ho jao.” sounded ominous and like it had more than one meaning. 😗😗😗

rudra in full savage form, slaying bhaiyya’s side piece. 😈😈😈

who is very unfazed. #goals 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

i am honestly loving bhavya’s disdain towards ragini. 😊😊😊

“apni murgi samajhdar hoti toh dusre ke ghar mein anda kyun deti?” lol rudra and another one of dadi’s pind-waale kahaavats. 😂😂😂

“saari problem ki jadd, apna hi murga hai!” 

that’s it, that’s the whole show. 🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽

also, lol bulbul, rakhi kya baandh li, typical sister waali opinion of brother’s uselessness. 😆😆😆

BEAT SHIVAAY UP. THAT’S WHAT YOU DO. 😑😑😑

... or put our trust in bulbul, i guess. 😕😕😕

daaaaang, rudra and bhavya look gooood today. 😘😘😘

ouff, this fucker is back in this horrible suit. godddddd, whyyyyy???? 😩😩😩

... you do realise you’re talking out loud. in front of anika’s “fiance”. 😐😐😐

“i’ve gotta be sure mannnn” 

BITCH SIT THE FUCK DOWN. YOU KNOW NOTHING, YOU’RE SURE ABOUT NOTHING, YOU’RE JUST WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME HERE. INCLUDING MINE. ESPECIALLY MINE. 😤😤😤

oh god gauri what is your goddddamned plan??? i’ve been hearing about this for over a fucking week now. lord. 😣😣😣

the gleee on this idiot’s face thinking he’s won. hahaha, fooooooool. 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 🤣🤣🤣😈😈😈

this is the same wedding joda waala skirt. like, it’s a pretty skirt and all, but god why SOOOOOOOOO POOFY? like... there could be the great indian travelling circus and its herd of elephants under it and we wouldn’t know. 🐘🐘🐘🐒🐆🦁🐻🐻🐼🐯🐯

OOOH, HIS RAGE. I AM LOVINGGGGGGGGGGG IT. BURN BILLU BURN. BURNNNNNNNN LIKE FUCK. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

oh god rudraaaaa, please don’t interfere and fuck this all uppppp. 😫😫😫

mild devastation. good. 😊😊😊

pfffft, not at allllll subtle distraction techniques and plan to give these two alone time to angstily eye fuck. 🙄🙄🙄

“tum taiyaaar ho?” 

yeah ready to fucking beat you at this BS game, you amateur bitch. you fucked with the wrong tadibaaz. 😏😏😏

good. she’s walking away without saying anything. very good. 😎😎😎

can’t help but think of this iconic hit by my favt. idiot white boys right now. anika’s definiiiiitely a “cool guy”. and billu’s definitely a fucking messyass explosion (of feelings.) 🌋 🌋 🌋

you better follow up yelling her name with telling her that you quit this game and please can you two just run away and get married in some roadside mandir, and go live in the mountains in peace. 😒😒😒

oh girl, i wouldn’t turn around with such confidence and hope in your eyes. you know he’s gonna let you down. YOU KNOW HE IS. 😑😑😑

yuuuuuuuuuuuhp. 🙄🙄🙄

bro, tell you what, you can take your “best”, and fucking shove it where... *cut off by longgggggg beep, while i continue to yell* 😡😡😡

meanwhile these two and their honeymoon issues in manali. i really dgaf. show me svetlana murdering them. that’s all i care about. 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhhhh boy, jhanvi + the LPG  is never a good combo. 😬😬😬 

that too, without gauri’s supervision!!!!! 

hein? who dis rando? 🤔🤔🤔

.... wow, seedha with the chakku. might be a part of the shivika knifeplay kink club. 😕😕😕

um... he’s speaking to her pretty.... familiarly, like they’re in the same age group, when he looks to be her sons’ age??? 😐😐😐

what was with thaaaaaaat shaaady look jhanvi and narian just gave? 😯😯😯

OH NARAIN’S NONSENSE YOU APPRECIATE, TEJ, BUT NOT YOUR OWN SON’S ART? THOO. LAANAT HAI TUMPE. 😒😒😒😤😤😤

narain has a weird style of talking with some very unnatural pauses. 😕😕😕

jhanvi’s looking superrrr shady, dudeeee. is narain jhanvi’s hot young side piece? is he the boy svetlana? 😧😧😧

... oh ho, jhanvi ka purana aashiq hai. 😶😶😶

ok, narain is giving me total daksh vibes. fuckboi haircut included. 😣😣😣

man, i miss daksh, that hilarious OG psycho. none of these other losers who’ve come after him have ever managed to capture my heart like he did. 💖💖💖

um narain, that’s not even remotely as sexy as you think it is. 😒😒😒

looks like bhavya is straight up abusing her police privilege and has managed to steal some coke or some shit from an evidence locker, and is now drugging someone’s drink. 😐😐😐

what’s in shivaay’s hand? is it her old ring that he put on her? 😯😯😯

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ishqbaaz 31.07.17 lb

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staaaaaaaaarting from where we left off. anika’s and her bizarre balance issues. this is just getting embarrassing now. 😗😗😗

fwding. GIVE ME PROGRESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 😐😐😐

her tinyyyyy nervous smile when shivaay pulls the chair for her and makes sure she’s seated before him! awww. her first date! 😊😊😊

lmaooooo her little eye roll, while picking on him in her mind! 😂😂😂

“chonchlebaazi hi nahi khatam hoti.” hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

hahahaha his returnnnnn eye rollll and he’s doing the saaaame thing! THESE TWO! 😆😆😆

thank god unlike arnav/khushi, these two have no telepathy. warna ek dusre ki mann ki baat padh kar hi jhagda shuru kar dete. 😬😬😬

lol she’s really here for the food, not the company. i swear, i love her so much. 😇😇😇

“LINGUINI???? WOH KYA HOTA HAI? SEEDHE SEEDHE MOTI SEVAIYAAN NAHI BOLA JAATA?!?!?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

RAITA? with pasta??????????????? WHY EVEN... ok *deep breaths, lets it go* 😣😣😣

i have issues with cuisines of foods mixing. or foods touching each other. i have a lot of picky eater waale issues when it comes to food, in general. 🤐🤐🤐

lmaooooooo. the accuracy with which he predicts she’ll drop the raita and maarofy her laaaame punchline. 😆😆😆

ok shivaay, stop being an asshole and let her eat however she’s comfortable. 😒😒😒

ok this is a veryyy contrived scene? just TELL her. ouff. har cheeeez mein romance ghusaane ki zaroorat nahi hai. 😑😑😑

ok but it still just... WORKS, coz of these two and their damn chemistry. it’s so tender the way he’s holding her chin. and that tinyyyyyyyyyyy smile! 😍😍😍

LMAO IMAGINATION THA. PAANIKA NE USKI ROMANTIC FANTASY KI DHAJJIYAAN UDA DI. 😂😂😂

but my god, billu is sooooo far gone, that he fantasizes about tiny things like these! omg come backkkk to him anikaaaa. he’s so in love with you! 😫😫😫😫😫😫

lol he knows about the “moti sevaiyaaan” thing. is this an argument they’ve had before??? 😙😙😙

hahahaha she’s doing it on purposeeeeeee to piss him offffff. 🤣🤣🤣

OMG. THESE TWO ACTUAL CHILDREN. THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

LMAO SHIPPER # 1 IN THE HOUSE. i bet he has a fan insta account, where he makes edits and vms of these two. he’s just the kind of person who would. 🙃🙃🙃

ohhhhhh boy. he’s doing ittttttt. 😣😣😣

ohhhhhhhhhhhh no. naagini isn’t haaaapppppppy. 😬😬😬

she has her matter of fact face/voice on. which is scaaaaaary. 😖😖😖

OH NO. TRUTH IS BEGINNING TO COME OUT. 😯😯😯

they’ve said linguini sooooooooo many times now that im getting hungryyyyyy. 😩😩😩

IDIOTS. FINALLY BATTI JALI. hahahahaha. 😆😆😆

oh hoooooooo. YOU TWO LOOKED HOTTTTTTTTTT. YOU WERE SUPP TO MAKEEEEE OUTTTTT AGAINST A FUCKING PILLAR! GET TO SECOND BASE AT LEAST. *exasperated sigh* 😣😣😣

lol omRu are getting an earful. 😂😂😂

ok rudra, not the time to reveal your creepy habitsssss. 😗😗😗

“jiske saamne chaand ho, aur woh chandini chod ke daag dekhta jaaye, usse zyaada badkismat, koi nahi hota.” 

waaaaaaaah! kya baat kahi hai! 😍😍😍 *kisses omki on his beautiful poetry-spouting mouth* 

OK DO NOT FUCKING BRING FUCKING BHAVYA INTO THIS. LORD. THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE I AM FEELING AT THE WAY THEY EQUATE HER TO ANIKA AND GAURI. 😡😡😡😡😡

he’s right tho. they wouldn’t forgive their wives if they did such a thing. 😗😗😗

time for plan b! 😊😊😊

lmaooooooooooo, ok? what even is their plan? why does gauri have to be in workout clothes for it? 🤔🤔🤔

hahaha rudra gently trying to coax the dupatta away! 😂😂😂

OHHH THIS IS GAURI’S PLAN NOT MISSION: SHIVIKA 😧😧😧

lmaoooo PERSPIRATION

but mannnnn, how sweet, gauri and rudra talk about things like these, and she asked him for help! ughhhhh, giveee me moreee of gauriiii with ShivRu! i need to see her two brother-in-laws being all “jaan haaazir hai” for sweet, adorable bulbul. 💖💖💖

LMAOOOOOOOO HER JUMPING JACKS WITH THE DUPATTAAAA 🤣🤣🤣

lolllllllllllll om’s 😐😐😐 faaaaaaaaaace. 

oh godddddd i’m soooooo glad to seeeee happpy, laughyyyyy omki baaaack. *squishes his happy little face with allllll my loveeee* 😍😍😍

OMFGGGGGGG BOHUT CUTE HO TUM 😯😯😯😯

CUTEEEEEEEE TOH HAI. BUT HAAAAAYE. TUMHE BHI REALISE HUAAAA. RAB KA SHUKRAANA. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

ugh, this fucking anda. i really don’t care about her and her issues. 😒😒😒

OMG THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. 😤😤😤

FWDING. COZ SO NOT INTERESTED IN WHATEVER SHE’S UP TO. 

... why are there two conveniently placed.... whatever those are on the headboard, to latch the handcuffs on to? is this the oberoi mansion’s version of that creepy sex dungeon that dude has in 50 shades of grey? 😟😟😟😟😟

LMFAO OH GOD I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THESE TWO ARE GOING TO THINK OR SAY WHEN THEY DISCOVER HIM LIKE THAT 🤣🤣🤣

shivKara be like BLOODY HELL HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO KISS OUR DAMN WIVES YET, AND THIS FUCKER IS HAVING KINKY BDSM SEX ALREADY??? 😯😯😯

“upar se very veryyyyy niceee, andar se fulllll on spice” hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(also, that was soooooo nakuul talking, not shivaay.) 

“hum kisi ki personal love life mein interfere nahi karte” 

LMAO WHAT SHIT. ALLLLLLLL YOU FUCKERS DO IS INTERFERE IN EACH OTHER’S LOVE LIFE. 🙄🙄🙄

oh abhi badi anikaaaaa ki awaaaz se urgency mach rahi hai is mahashay ko. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao they actually tickled him and ran away. such typicalllllllll shitty older brothersssssssss. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i would have honestly been disappointed if they’d reacted in any other way. 

om is me, when anyone talks to me before 11 am. 😒😒😒

lollllllll rudra is realllllllly pushingggggg it. 😆😆😆

no, shivaay totally WOULD have fed him. he can’t resist doing laad on baby bro. 😚😚😚

LMAO RUDRA’S BURN, FOLLOWED BY “THUG LYFE BRO” what a fucking loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

god, the extent a lady has to go to, JUST TO DO HER FUCKING JOB. men are suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh pains. 😒😒😒

why are they having breakfast in this randommmm fucking khopcha of their house tho? 🤔🤔🤔

UGH RUDRA YOU’RE THE FUCKING WORST. 😤😤😤

yaaaaaaaaaaas, murderrrrrr girlfriends! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

what does she mean tej is duniya mein nahi hai? she saw the empty grave didn’t she? why isn’t she more worried about that? 😕😕😕

oufffffffffff oh. whaaaat chutiyaapa. 😣😣😣

oh. is this where shivaay got his catchphrase “shivaay singh oberoi ki jaan itni asaani se nahi jaayegi” from? 😐😐😐

damn, i love her sari blouse. 😍😍😍

lmaooooo. “tum shareef logon ki yehi problem hoti hai. CHOTI SI CRIME ka bhoj nahi utha paate.” 

this isn’t svetlana’s first murder, of course, so she slept like a damn babyyyyy last night. look at her dewy skin! 😊😊😊

i’m 89% sure than this is the tejLana plan to drive jhanvi insane. 😒😒😒

OH SHIT ARE THEY GONNA SPILL... 😯😯😯

OH MY GOD IS THIS MAN’S BRAIN MADE OF OSMIUM BECAUSE HOW ELSE COULD SOMEONE BE THIS FUCKING DENSE?????? I REALLY THOUGHT HE HAD SUSPECTED SOMETHING WAS UP, AND THIS WOULD BE THE PROOF THAT WOULD VALIDATE IT, BUT NO. HE’S JUST. THAT. FUCKING. STUPID. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. 😖😖😖

.... ok poor billu. he’s cryyyyyyyyying. like, his brothers should also understand his side of the matter. yes, he acted roughly in anger. but... come on man. anika should be trying harder to win back his trust, instead of this nonsense that’s going on. she’s not giving him anyyyyy reason whatsoever to trust her again, so why should he forgive and forget? 😒😒😒

ok random bit of ekta kapoor-esque editing in middle. why? 🤔🤔🤔

yes, finally, they’re getting to work on the right person. 😌😌😌

of course the oberois spend a day labourer's entire monthly salary on just milk and fruits. 😐😐😐

... lol he’s right, you did only write 3 figures. 😆😆😆

ouffo, waste of one cheque leaf. YOU DO KNOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR REPLACEMENT CHEQUE BOOKS??? EXTRA KHARCHA. DHYAAN SE KIYA KARO YAAR. 😣😣😣 #middleClassToTheCore

he was justttttt mad at her, while talking to omRu. but now look at how fondly he’s looking at her, like she hangs up the moon every night. 😍😍😍

everyone’s driving shivaay mad today, talking like the fucking sphinx, purely in riddles. 🙄🙄🙄

finaaaaaallllly, dimaag ki baati jali. 💡💡💡

“uparr dekho.” “ro kyun rahi ho?” “aise hi koi nahi rota. (...) kuch kehna hai mujhse, anika?”

ugh, he’s instantly so tenderrrrrrrrrr. like... my stomach clenched most painfully during this scene. oh shivaaaaaay. please just figure it out quickerrrrrrrr. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

svetlana’s hereeee with some narcotics to make your day betttttter! 😊😊😊

ouff jhanvi. you’re so annoying. 😒😒😒

lmao svetlana sloooowly explaining what phones are for. i love my snarky queen so much! 😂😂😂

UH OH! SHE’S GOTTA BELIEVE HER NOW! 😯😯😯

pffffffffffffft. khoda pahaad, nikli chuhiyyaa. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay’s back to talking to pinky normally??? 🤔🤔🤔

he was just talking out loud to himself, but THANKS FOR TAKING THE BAIT, PINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎😎😎

BILLLLLU KI KANJIII REAL EYES ARE REALIZING REAL LIES. 👀👀👀

i’m not even gonna get too excited about this development, coz i know this track isn’t gonna get solved so damn easily. they’re gonna kheenchofy for at least two weeks to a month more. 😒😒😒

MY GIRL TIAAAAA COMING THROUGHHHHHH FOR ANIKA. UGH. WHAT A PURE ANGEL. I LOVE HER. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

gauri posing for painting all sexilyyyyy is soooooooo out of character though? 😗😗😗

oh well, mujhe kya, i’m just here for the sex. i’m just happy that @ilovefusion ‘s headcanon is coming trueeeeeeee! (girl, dream up more tharak pls! 😏😏😏) 

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ishqbaaz 24.07.17 lb

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how even is ragini keeping her head up straight??? those earrings look heavy and painful af. 😕😕😕

“siddharth ko samjao”; yeah because that’s how you handle a situation with a murderous and abusive sociopath - reasoning with him. 🙄🙄🙄

FINALLY HIS “FRONT SEAT DIMAAG” HAS WOKEN UP AND IS ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS. 😫😫😫

lollllllll shivaay is 6000% done. he hasn’t slept properly in 3 days, and is so not in the mood to be hit on. 😆😆😆

‘i wish i was in bed right now. snuggling with my new baby. and my old wife.’

.... isn’t this shivaay’s car? the black honda? 🤔🤔🤔

how considerate of the attacker to bajaofy horn and give warning. 😌😌😌

oh samar. kya haal banaa rakha hai? i was rooting for you. abhi bhi der nahi hui hai, sambhal jao. 😫😫😫

ouffffff, back to this nonsense. do din ho gaye, pinky’s blah blah hasn’t ended. 😑😑😑

MAN PINKY WHAT. IS. YOUR. DAMAGE???? 😤😤😤

why’s bhavya’s android ringing with iphone ringtone? 😕😕😕

oufff rudra is getting on my nerves. this is a baby, not a damn... goldfish or something, that you thought it would be a low-maintenance project. 😒😒😒

ouffff this baby’s cheeks will be death of me. nomnomnom. *nibble nibble* 😊😊😊

oh god. i really don’t care for your romance right now, andas. 😑😑😑

snort. kiss was for baby. 😋😋😋

ooooh yes gauriiiii. askkkk him!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmaoooo every damn day in this hellhole is a damn taqleef, omkara. #FreeGauri 

oh i am soooooooo glad she’s having this conversation with him straight up to his face. never thought i’d say this, but thanks for being a bitch, pinky! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

i’m kinda on omki’s side too though. like there’s really no answer beyond he wants to see where this relationship could go. but that’s too westernized and not sanskaari enough a concept. so................ 😕😕😕

whyyyyyyyyy is bhavya showing ANIKA official evidence in an ongoing investigation? 🙁🙁🙁

finallllllly anda is using her dimaag a little. 🙁🙁🙁

waaah ragini toh is bahaaane bedroom tak ghus gayi. 😯😯😯

yeah i’d like to see this revolutionary judicial case of how an imaginary person gets sazaa and sabak. 😶😶😶

lmaooooooooooooooo, anika. what horrible plans you have for naagini. baal nochne se laathi se marne tak... 

hahaha shivaay’s face. 😂😂😂

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh boy. anikaaaaaaaaaaa. 😬😬😬

“mere shivaay.” girl. control. your faraq is showing. 😕😕😕

“EK MINUTE ANIKA!!!!!!!!! psychic woh hota hai jo bhoot se baat karta hai, you probably meant to call her PSYCHO.” 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG RAGINI’S FACE HAHAHAHAHA. GIRL, DON’T TRY TO UNDERSTAND OR GET BETWEEN THESE TWO. 😆😆😆

ouffffffffff anikaaaaaaaaaaaa. you’re suchhhhh an idiottttttttttt. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

ohhhhhhhhh no. paani ka glasss has been uthaaofied. 😬😬😬

oh shittttttttttt, YEH TOH ULTA PAD GAYA! 😧😧😧

(finally promo mein jo dikhaaya, hua. they’re wearing yellow too!) 

ohhhhhhh. imagination thaaaaaa. thank god. main toh samjhi anika ki thok ke bhaaav mein beizzzatttti hui. 😳😳😳

man, like i appreciate bhavya today and all... BUT DOESN’T SHE HAVE AN OFFICIAL MISSION TO DO? WHY IS SHE NOT PAYING ATTN TO THAT AND INSTEAD GETTING INVOLVED IN THESE PPL KE AWAIIII KE IDHAR UDHAR KE KITCHEN/BEDROOM POLITICS. INKA TOH ROZ HI CHALTA REHTA HAI. 🙄🙄🙄

om gentle demeanor and aura is of no use today in soothing baby. 🙁🙁🙁

oh my heart the looooooooooooooooook he gave her. 😯😯😯PUPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. *pats his shaggy head* 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

lmao what even is this song??? 😂😂😂

lololol gauri’s “wtf am i even doing” face. 😆😆😆

“yeh kitna creepy lori gaa rahi ho tum!”

lolololololol 😂😂😂

god, his genuine distress and despair at the baby’s crying. WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE?????????????????? I WANT TO GET INTO MY SCREEN AND SQUISH THE FUCK OUTTA HIMMM. 😫😫😫😫

wow, baby really appreciates the real talk from omki. always understands it and stops fussing. 😌😌😌

omkiiiiii is like BUT SHE’S NOT MINEEE, I’M ABOUT... 37% SURE? 😞😞😞

oufffffo why is he running awayyyy from his hottt wife? stayyyy with herrrrr AND DTR.

meanwhile theseeee two attractive assholes. 🙄🙄🙄

god just... look at the way he’s LOOKING at her. 😫😫😫

he knows everything that passes through your minddddddd, anika. 😌😌😌

except the really vital shit. that he SHOULD know. that’s when his Awareness gives dhoka the most. 😑😑😑

Husbandly Haq in full display. i love this side of shivaay so much. 💖💖💖

TAFTEESH?kya baat hai, badiiiiiiiiiii urdu phoot rahi hai, acp bhavya? 😐😐😐

abbe, saara investigation aur theory toh anika hi kar rahi hai. what’s the point of this acp anda then??? 😒😒😒

“yeh ro kyun rahi hai?”

*cut to shot of completeeeeeeeeeely calm baby* 

honestly. what nonsense. they couldn’t even get ONE shot of the baby crying to use??? 😑😑😑

ew shivaay wants to name the baby PRINCESS? thank god anika already has names picked out for their babies. he clearly can’t be trusted with this. 😟😟😟

MADHUMATI LMAO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BINDESWARI. RADHA RANI. hahahahahaha. 😂😂😂😂

finalllly rudra wins! 😊😊😊

omgggggggg baby’s smiiiiiiiiile. sho cute. 😇😇😇

snort, rudy and his chattis daant. 🤣🤣🤣

why are three of them calling three different doctors? 🙄🙄🙄

dadi be like STOP CHANGING THE NAME OF THE BABY ON AN HOURLY BASIS, I’M OLD AND CAN’T KEEP UP! 😒😒😒

pfffffffffffft, after all that it was just the fucking AC. 🙄🙄🙄

“chup hi nahi ho rahi!”

again. about a completely silent and fuss free baby. 😒😒😒

oh god. naach gaana. fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

snort. anika has sly taana in middle of that also. 😋😋😋

he’s going to follow herrrrrrrrrrr. yaaaay, have private mein sexyyyy banter plz. 🙃🙃🙃

“agar bolne ki himmat hai, toh accept karne ki bhi himmat rakho.” 

he Knows. he Fully Knows. 😶😶😶

“shivaay singh oberoi ko koi nachaa nahi sakta. woh wohi karta hai jo uska mann karta hai.”

idiot girl, read between the lines. that if he’s acting/reacting the way you want, it’s because HE wants to do it. FOR YOU. 😗😗😗

ok such contrived falling. ouff, 20+ years of tellywood and still not a way to make these scenes look a little natural and believable. 😒😒😒

GOD JUST FUCKING KISS HER BILLU. YOU KNOW YOU FUCKING WANT TO. 😫😫😫😫😫

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. the forehead and noses touching. i am ded. so ded. 😫😫😫😫

lollllllll raginiiii spying on them. bechaari. no matter what she does, these two end up eye-fucking. 😂😂😂

“phone nikaalo”

arre waah. not willing to let go just yet, are we? 😏😏😏

“toh mujhse chod dijiye aur phone nikaal lijiye.”

pfffffffffft, girl, why even are you... JUST ENJOY BEING HELD BY THE MAN. 😑😑😑

seedhe seedha bol kyun nahi deta, you want her to get all handsy with you and feel you up? 😏😏😏

“neeche, neeche!” 

well ideally he’d want your hands even more neeche but...... 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 #TharkiTTisTharki

“kaan pe lagaao.” 

lmao wowwwwwww he’s still not letting go???? 😯😯😯

STAY WHERE? SHE’S STILLLLLL IN THE HOUSE. 🤔🤔🤔

notice that his entire focus is on anika, taking in her reaction. billu is noting everything. ev. ery. thing. 😏😏😏

billu isn’t liking paanika’s quiet and docile responses. he wants tadakti bhadakti hui anika, who’ll make a scene. 😊😊😊

lmaoooo what even technology is this, that allows you to mirror a phone by just... standing a few meters away??? 🤔🤔🤔

oh hooooooooo, this tej plot still exists. 😒😒😒

what even is she wearing, jesus above. i love denim too, but... come on. 😐😐😐

damn, is tej playing svetlana too???? 😯😯😯

svetlana calling tej a dumbass: my aesthetic. 😎😎😎

svetlana’s in a moooood today. she isn’t to be fucked with. 😈😈😈

YAAAAAAAAAS GIRL, MURDER HIM. ☠☠☠

oufffffffffffff i really don’t care about rudra/bhavyaaaaaaaaa. please stop shoving them down my throat. 😡😡😡

oh thank godddddd. bhavya’s been reassigned. please go away, bhavya. thanks. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

“lambe baalon waale daddy” pffffffffffffft

murder attempt on jhanvi in the car, anjali from ipk style? 🤔🤔🤔

lol om’s fuck you face. 😆😆😆

man, like... CANONICALLY, there’s a 4 year difference between om and rudra, what the fuck even do they mean om was the one who changed his nappies?????? KUCH BHIIIIIIIIIIIIII. 😒😒😒

oh how “COINCIDENTAL” that the story he’s reciting is an EXACT reflection of his life. pfffffffffffffffffft. 🙄🙄🙄

shankar ji has made these three guys meet a lot of girls. were they “meant to be” with all those women??? 😐😐😐

god gauri, make up your mind. do you think you’re meant to be, or do you want him to decide on his own what this relationship means to him? coz you can’t be like “i think we’re meant to be, BUT I ALSO WANT YOU TO THINK THAT AND STOP ME.” 😑😑😑

pari got fucked out of a story thanks to these two’s awaiiii ka drama. poor baby. 😔😔😔

this stupid story was too fucking complex for her anyway. come here baby, i’ll tell you a more age appropriate story. 😚😚😚

lol the hands are obvioussssssssly a woman’s hands, come on jhanviiiiiii. 😒😒😒

TELL ME SVETLANA IS HERE TO TEAM UP WITH JHANVI. PLEASE. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 😯😯😯

oufff rudra, you really need to start fucking listeningggggg to ppl when they talk. 😑😑😑

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SVETLANA’S HERE TO WARNNNNNNN JHANVI!!!!!! OMFGGGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

SVETLANA CALLING JHANVI STUPID: MY AESTHETIC. 😎😎😎

I JUST FUCKING LOVE SVETLANA OK.

JHANVIIIIIIII, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ARE SO DAMN DUMB I SWEAR. 😒😒😒

YAAAAAAAAAAS FINALLY JHANVI KI DIMAAG KI BATTI JALI. 💡💡💡

IN THE DISTANCE, PINKY BE LIKE: 

ouff gunda nonsense tomm. don’t even fucking care, honestly. give me more of svetlana, jhanvi and pinky fucking tej like a sr. version of charlie’s angels, please!!!!!! ain’t noone care about the stupid younger generation and their fizool roz ka drama, when i can get the middle aged ladies being badass!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽