#this ask is literally so me about ningguang its crazy

[prettyboykatsuki]

hey bro. sorry to bother you. i'm definitely treating your ask as a place to just dump my deeply drunk thoughts i've never truly confessed but. i want kafka hsr to own my dick (butch, lesbian, etc). i want her to treat me like garbage, call me when she needs me and roll over when she's done, i want to savor the moment she cums on my strap and then rolls over and feigns nonchalance but we both know she loves it so much i'm the first one she calls when she needs it good, i just want to make her cum so hard she forgetsn my name............ ugh god she's so hot. anyway. thanks fang. ily writing btw, you really get right into the wrinkles of someone's psyche and take them apart from the inside, and i truly love reading all your porn. peace love etc

you're never bothering me king dw.

this ask is very relatable KJDFFS. me to so many women i like its insane. you're the only one who rlly gets it. the joy and pleasure of being personal dick to a very beautiful and kind of scary woman... this is how i feel specifically about ningguang genshin impact i have a whole fic about it. never say sorry for being u

ily2 man thank u for reading my nonsense and enjoying my porn. peace and love on planet earth forreal. holding your hand as we simp over beautiful and powerful women together fr

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

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So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

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♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[existingispetty]

You invite Genshin charcters to your younger siblings birthday party

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Characters:

Childe, Itto, Diluc, Thoma, Lisa, Kokomi, Fishl, Ningguang

Type:

Headcanons, crack

Yay!Your younger sibling is having a birthday party! You chose to invite {insert character here} to come along to keep you company! How does it go?

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Childe:

+ You made a really good choice congrats.

+ When you're not with the party group he is great company {definitely did not make up an excuse to fight you}

+ He makes some really bad puns while he is hanging out with you so be prepared.

+ When it's time to gather with the party group to eat and cut the cake he is so popular with the kids.

+ Since he has little siblings he is used to hyper behavior.

+ He settles them down and helps with some tasks that need to be done (if they involve the kids.)

+ The kids will literally steal him from you. say goodbye to Childe

+ Overall 10/10 he was awesome with the kids and good company.

Itto:

+ Well.. you basically just invited another kid.

+ He's kinda good company when you're alone together? He makes bad jokes but is a complete idiot about everything.

+ He's trying really hard to be entertaining (He's really grateful you invited him)

+ When its time to gather back at the home base he probably says " I know where to go! Follow me!"

Spoiler alert you get lost.

+ After finally, getting back to the party room to eat and cut the cake this man blends in with the kids.

+ He has these bright stars in his eyes when he sees the cake.

+ This man out shined everyone when singing happy birthday. HE WAS REALLY LOUD.

+Overall 8/10 its fun watching him be dumb T0T.

Diluc:

+ Why? This man only accepts because he feels obligated.

+ Not very good company -_- |||. He's really awkward. + He'll try and make it less awkward by throwing some jokes out there and trying to be #relatable , but he fails miserably.

+ He is very responsible though.

+ If there's anything you or your family needs help in he will be there immediately.

+ When its time to cut the cake, he's the one cutting it. (Makes the most perfect slices ever.)

+ Not gonna lie the kids are kinda intimidated by him and he knows it.

+ Overall 7/10 he isn't good company, but he is helpful.

Thoma:

+ He is so happy you even invited him.

+ He is great company with good jokes, comforting presence, and an enjoyable time.

+ He is kinda a nervous wreck he really doesn't want to mess anything up for your family.

+ He will rush to help set things up and prepare to eat and cut the cake.

+ The kids like him. He is calming them when he walks into the room the childish screaming ceases.

+ He does cut the cake and even quietly sings happy birthday.

+ He makes sure everyone is happy before enjoying himself.

+ Overall 10/10 amazing company, helpful and great with the kids sounds like the perfect invite.

Lisa:

+ How did you come up with this idea, don't ask me.

+ She actually brings like the most awesome gifts ever, no matter how expensive.

+ She's pretty good company, she does give you the nicknames the whole time but it's kinda enduring.

+ she’s kinda helpful but she doesn't wanna get in the way or anything so she lets you guys handle most of the duties.

+ The kids love her because of all the crazy stories she tells them.

+ She makes sure you are really enjoying the experience.

+ She does give you your own gift though, she gives you a book.

+ Overall 9/10 very good company and kids enjoy her presence.

Kokomi:

Honestly, you made a decision and it turned out kinda ok?

She plans out every bit of whatever you guys are doing. Very few exceptions.

She is kinda dry... I wouldn’t recommend many jokes around.

When it’s time to meet up with the rest of the group she kinda drags you to the home base…

The kids are a little intimidated by her but the girls adore her they think she’s so pretty.

She does help with any task you ask her to help with.

She’s really nice and all ages that are at the party adore her.

Overall 8/10 is not amazing company, but nice.

Fischl:

Yeah, I can see why you would invite her.

She is an awesome company listening to her talk is enough entertainment.

She is incredibly nice though, she brings you and the birthday star gifts.

When you meet up she tries to hide the fact that she forgot where you guys were going and kinda lets you lead the way.

She’s not very helpful sadly. She kinda gets lost in the balloons and children screaming

The kids think she’s a weirdo, but they enjoy her stories.

She devours a small portion of the cake tho.

Overall 8/10 adults are terrified, children are affected, but you had a great time.

Ningguang:

You made her so nervous, but she definitely tries to plan beforehand.

Brings the most luxurious gifts ever and adults are disappointed in themselves.

She’s really formal and acts very professional for some reason T0T.

When it’s time to meet up again she gets really nervous all of again.

After regaining her composure she is incredibly helpful.

The kids think she’s some fancy business lady, Some kid even thinks she’s the president.

She helps clean up and the adults love her.

Overall 9/10 responsible, nice but awkward.

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>:) done. Sorry I haven’t posted in a while just probably don’t expect a consistent posting schedule

[mrpenguinpants]

Genshin: University AU [V1]

I love modern au. Or any “everything is fine, no one died, it’s just a fever dream” au. Half of me is thinking, damn maybe I should answer this serious- LOL HAHA no. That’s not happening. Time to crack my knuckles and let my brainworms take over again.

Once again, this is 90% crack 10% content. I want to switch up my characters from the last brainworm post but I included Kaeya and Diluc.

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Today’s appreciation post goes to twistedwishes. Hey! I’ve been seeing you pop up a lot lately and thanks for the support 💕💕 I hope things are going better for you and you’re doing alright^^ I feel kinda bad for making appreciation posts on crack fics but hopefully this is somewhat funny haha. 

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Genshin: Holding Hands [V1]

Genshin: When you’re cold [V1]

Genshin: Roommate [V1]

Genshin: Royalty AU [V1]

[Masterlist]

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Diluc

Absolute pretty boy who has braincells, but only if Kaeya is not there. In his mind, Kaeya’s presence makes his room loose 40% of their common sense. He can’t prove it just yet but he’s working on it. He majors in accounting but also has a minor in marketing, logistics’ management, fia- he majors everything business related. He’s going to become the next Elon Musk through smarts or by getting the competition drunk. There can be no contest if he’s the only candidate. He’s actually a hard working guy that overworks and stresses way too much. You have daily “Diluc recharge” evenings where he just hangs onto you while you go through your day.

“Don’t fucking talk to me until I’ve had my coffee,” except there is no coffee - he drinks grape juice out of juice boxes and his only energy boost is when he meets up with you - and that’s his constant mood. So he usually only hangs around you and Jean, since she has childhood friend status and is actually an angel. By default, Lisa is added and Diluc doesn’t mind her but if he see’s Kaeya, it’s full on war paint mode. If he's not busy with work or studies, he's usually with you either in your dorm or his apartment.

He has a fanclub and he seriously hates it and tries to do everything in his power to get Ningguang to take it down. Shouldn’t this be against his rights? But she refuses for whatever reason and makes a whole speech about free will. No matter what he does, someone manages to take a picture and it get’s printed in the university’s newspaper. The only bonding time he has with Kaeya is every Monday, where they collect and burn all the universities newspapers before anyone can get their hands on it. You always bring marshmallows to make smores during their arson activities.

“When I graduate I’m going to burn this school down to the ground. That’s not a threat it’s a promise.”

Ningguang

Is secretly the leader of the Diluc fanclub - not that she likes Diluc, she’s in a questionable platonic poly marriage with you and Beidou - but it was the easiest way to gain funds for the student council. Which she is the president of, so rip Diluc the fanclub stays. Ruthless business woman I tell you. But she can run in heels so her danger factor rises by at least 20%.

Majors in social sciences and law but more specifically the political science & government. She saw the Imperial State Crown that the Queen of England wears and says yes, that’s mine now. If she’s not with Beidou and you planning on “how to infiltrate the state government just for lols”, then she’s with Keqing, Ganyu, and Zhongli discussing student council things. Should they or should they not tell the student body that they can see everyone’s search results? Sit back and relax as the school goes into chaos. 

She’s probably the scariest person on campus No, she is the scariest person on campus. She’s the scariest person on campus. But secretly she’s popping 20 aspirins just to make it through a night. She has the digestive system of steel. She still holds the title of "seriously do not try and beat her in a drinking game it's never going to happen" and that's her proudest achievement in life but sadly she can’t put it on her resume. Kaeya is still trying to beat her out of spite but so far it hasn't been working. You’re seriously concerned for her when she get’s challenged but Beidou gives you a way-to-hard slap on the back and cheers her on. If Ninngguang somehow get’s alcohol poisonings she’ll somehow find away to make a profit out of it.

"I'll let him die, I'll get the insurance money."

Kaeya

One day he chugged too much mouth wash, passed out, and somehow woke up in university majoring in law. His idea is that if he is apart of the law, he can therefore stand above it. To be fair, his only goal in life is to say “I am the manager” and he can go live the rest of his life in bliss or as a hermit. He’s secret best friends with you but wouldn't be caught dead beside you. He will stab a bitch if you ever get hurt but will still trip you on the way home. Seriously, you have no idea why people find him attractive. Your guess is it’s the eye patch or the clap of his ass cheeks that keeps alerting everyone.  

He’s apart of the newspaper club and if anyone asks: No, he has no idea who keeps taking all the newspapers and burns them in the back of the campus. Originally, he joined because he was nosy and needed to join some type of club for his resume. He sometimes feels bad for his junior assistant Amber because he keeps tricking her and says that Diluc is secretly a demon that is trying to steal all the jobs and is apart of the lizard government hell bent on eradicating the human race. He even brought out a whiteboard for this joke, he’s dedicated to his job ok? 

The type of guy to try and be humble and say his work is “okay” but will choke a bitch if anyone agrees. He tends to leave everything last minute and says that it’s his drug since actual drugs could land you one year in prison and a maximum penalty of $2,000. You have to awkwardly hold in your concerned mother head shake when you see him speed running his assignment literally right when the professor is walking around to check if students finished. 

“I was taught how to lead not to read.”

Mona

Broke wallet #2. Zhongli is broke wallet #1 but Childe simps for him so is he really a broke wallet at this point? In this essay, I Mona Megistus, will explain why I have the rights to the title “Broke Wallet #1″...

Believes that astrology should be an actual career path but refuses to take astronomy as her major. I can read the stars not a textbook that tells me how to calculate the mass of the sun divided by the fucks I give. Instead she went into Philosophy and cries to Albedo, who is an actual prodigy genius- sir lend some braincells to everyone else please?, that her professor keep turning her paper down because “star reading” is not an academic source.

Fischl wants her to join the occult club because, surprisingly, Mona is very good at telling people’s fates through her crayon sketch ouija board. She thinks first year Fischl is cute but is put off by the cosplay roleplay that she has going on. She would join except that stupid hat wearing gremlin in her lit class would make fun of her if he found out.

You gave her half your lunch one day and bought her a doughnut "because she seemed upset" and "out of the goodness of your heart" whatever the hell that means. She thinks you pensioned it but once that thought comes she takes a bite. Poison from a doughnut is not the worst way to go out, classes are hard enough. She’s waiting for the lord to strike her down anyways. 

“Its not about passing, its about doing better than everyone else.”

Venti

Slept through most of highschool and people question how he got into university. He’s a music major (wow how fucking original is that), and if anyone asks him to serenade someone or just do anything, he’ll do it for the right price. Or if you buy him alcohol because he still keeps getting ID checked. He’s banking on Kaeya actually becoming a lawyer or being on good terms with Diluc so he can finally stop being arrested for looking like a toddler.

Takes one step into classes and quickly nopes out and goes back to bed. Professors have no idea how he hasn't dropped out or failed. He just has some god given talent. He does whine at you to pretty pretty please with a cherry on top tutor him because you're such an angel and would never leave your poor but awesome best friend hanging right? He needs to get this essay down but how he is suppose to explain how the number 10 is symbolic and connects to the universe or the meaning of life. Do you think he can just say it’s apart of his culture and make up some random myth to pretend it looks like he knows what he’s doing? 

He’s honestly going with the flow and put his brain on the back burner all of highschool and only now realizes wait, I actually have to use my brain?

He’s been banned from most club chats since Venti has the no chill card. Someone says “lol I look ugly today.” and he’ll respond "yup, you look like a cow." and he get’s banned. Zhongli keeps a speed run timer on his phone just to document these occasions.

"Sad spelled backwards is das and das how it be sometimes."

Childe

An actual dumbass that somehow does well. He eats sandwiches with the crust off, this heathen. Surprisingly he’s studying to become a physical therapist but most of his experience has come from breaking his own bones. You’re scared how he's going to be if he actually becomes a therapist. If he'll make bets with his patients or try to one up whatever crazy injury they get into. Everything is a challenge to him that sometimes the best way to deal with Childe is to knock him out. 

This man really knows the way to a Zhongli’s woman's heart. Through micro transactions. Mona saw him accidently drop $20 and just shrugged and walked off. She has never been both spiritually and physically offended in her life. She did take the $20 though. As much as you hate leeching on Chile when he’s basically a walking wallet that probably uses bills as tissue paper, you can’t help but give him puppy eyes while planning on how to get into his will. If he even plans on having one, he might honestly write “whoever wins in a gladiator style duel in my funeral’s tournament, they will get my fortune.”. 

Any sport the university offers Childe is probably in it. Which is how he met Zhongli, challenged him to a fight, proceeded to have his ass handed to him, got a backhanded compliment, and screamed to you he was in love and how he found his soulmate. He's secretly very sappy and has cried and watched every Disney and Pixar movie at least 28 times.

"IM NOT TOO SPICY! I’M A TINY BIT ABOVE MILD IF ANYTHING!”

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God if it isn’t Scaramouche, it’s Childe that ruins the aesthetic. This is why I hate you. Why do you people enable me like this, it isn’t even good. This is pretty much a @ yourself moment and I vibe hard with Venti. This entire post was just to make a joke about the clap of Kaeya’s ass cheeks alerting the guards.

This week might slow down since I have classes and assignments. My reply’s are gonna be late too, sorry;; (oh and thank you to everyone that was so supportive and nice when I mentioned it. All of you. Beautiful 💕💕 )

[urcharactersclasspect]

I’ve also tried classpecting the archons but I’m not great at classpecting lol

Barbatos: heir of breath because he is literally reskinned John Egbert lol but also he is freedom and controls the wind

Morax: not certain yet, I like your ideas of him being a light player! I also considered time or blood I think

Beelzebul: mage of time? She understands the flow of time and has suffered from things coming to an end. Or maybe a witch because she refuses to accept that time continues onward and is trying to control it

Nahida: I haven’t finished this quest yet so I might get spoiled by sending this ask, but she seems like a total mind player of some kind to me so far

LMFAO VENTI IS JUST RESKINNED JOHN

I dont exactly agree with that but thats too funny

Theres lots of “Raiden is time player” stuff so far

The reason I think Baal is a Rage or Hope player is because her beliefs on what Enternity are very specifically skewed not JUST to mean "time passing"

This is something I've found very interesting about almost every Electro user IVe seen the quests of, or know what they act like. Almost every Electro user, as a very skewed, contrarian view of things around them. They often times have familiars, or rather, "imaginary friends" created by their own beliefs and that stem from a prolonged sense of loneliness and almost denial of things, as they desire to take control of reality around them to cope with the rather harsh realities around them.

This is seen with Razor, through his wolf spirit and his denial to properly intergrate back into a society he would normally belong to and his wanting to see only the wolves as his means to life. This is seen through Fischl too, with her Crow/Raven companion and her almost sincerely delusional way of speech and addressing herself, reffering to herself as Royalty, a creator of worlds and speaking boistoriously to a point the crow needs to translate her often. Qaqing isnt quite like this from what I've seen, but she believes the only true path is to a;llow the beliefs and hopes of people towards gods should die out in the modern age. Even Ningguang implicating this would normally make her look like someone kinda crazy and not exactly as trust worthy to people typically.

This gives me the exact energies of characters like Eridan and Jake English, Eridan with his extreme veiws skewed towards joining the enemy being the only way out of the game; and with Jake English's denial and deep seeted need to act like a Cool Movie Guy and be very peppy macho on the surface to ignore the reality around him.

Baal does the same exact thing to absolute extreme. She believes hiding herself away, creating a new version of herself to take over and leaving the rest to Yae Miko and the other politicians in Inuzuma will just take care of the rest will allow nothing to ever change. But she winds up doing this to a tyrannical level. She even tries to create another person out of the hope it will be a replacement for the loss of her sister with what she remembers and believes her sister to have been more like to see if she could create hope for a future to continue as it always had been with her twin on the helm of things, and as a fear of controlling him but having no use for him, tosses him.

Rage however is all about delusional levels of anger and wrath, which given Scaramouche and other facts about Raiden, i dont think I need to go deeper into there but u get the picture. Shes deeply troubled, depressed and resentful of her sisters passing, so much so she would have rather create another plaine of existence where experiencing the real world just doesn’t even need to happen anymore; Shes in denial that “enternity” staying in her world and just stagnate in a never ending place where nothing bad or good ever happens isnt realistic, isnt healthy  and time passing needs to take its course, but more in the sense she just doesn’t want to face it at all, she doesnt want to accept people and things need to change, need to face hardships, and that she needs to accept responsibility for what she herself has done too by being gone for so long. She also has Yae Miko, who while down to earth in comparison to most Electros I’ve seen, is literally Baal’s own familiar that translates her in a sense and knows whats best for Raiden, which she understands Baal’s mentality / way of thinking a little too well. Is still of the belief she can be redeemed even during her tyranny.

I dont know much about Beidou - But shes a Pirate, and I dont really need to explain why this seems like a rebellion out of resentment for how things are and how she drinks and is always a lot less uptight than characters like Ningguang seems like her own sense of Escapism.

[xiaowhore]

VISIONS YOU SAY??? it’s my time to shine ive dedicated my entire being to this

pyro visions are the most simple and are given to people with a passion that they pursue. all visions are technically passion based but pyro is the most straight forward. bennett got his vision for his love of adventure, xiangling for cooking, and yanfei for law. diluc is a special case because he first got his vision at ten for his want to become a knight. he then left his vision to do some criminal network stuff, and took back his vision when he found his new passion, protecting mondstadt(his story has a lot of cool symbolism i love it)

electro visions are given to people with a strong belief in their self. fischl and her prinzessin identity, lisa being a powerful mage, choosing to laze around knowing about the people who have gone crazy on their power, razor with the wolves, beidou achieveing anything that she says she will(defeating the sea monster), and keqing and her not trusting the gods and having a generally alternative way of thinking.

hydro visions confuse me a bit however i believe they are given to people with pure motives. this is a little confusing but bear with me. mona practicing astrology and receiving her vision in the search for the “truth of the world,” xingqiu reviving the guhua clan to follow a chivalrous life, or one like how a hero would. barbra singing to make the people happy and to heal them, childes isn’t very clear to me, it doesn’t specifically state whether his hydro vision is a delusion or if it is just the electro one. i have a threory on delusions if you would like to hear it too.

cryo visions are given to people that have been hurt by the world/ were about to die or have had been stuck at a cross roads. qiqi literally dying wishing that she could freeze time and live, ganyu being torn between the human and adepti world, eula choosing between her ancestors or breaking free of the past, kaeya with both, choosing to stay loyal to mondstadt or khanrei ah (not sure i’m spelling that right) and almost dying in his fight with diluc before receiving his vision.

anemo visions are given to people who want to create a better world. jean and her family motto: for mondstadt, always, and making it become a better place, xiao defending liyue and protecting its people no matter the cost, sucrose practicing alchemy to create a fantasy land, and venti fighting a revolution to go outside of the winds of old mondstadt, creating the new mondstadt to be the place he believed the nameless bard would have loved to be, and then helping vanessa overthrow the aristocracy.

geo visions are given to people who want to better the future for themselves. it is sort of the opposite to anemo, instead of fighting for a better future regardless of yourself, it’s working hard to better the future for yourself. ningguang starting off poor and working her way up to the richest person in teyvat, albedo finding the answer to life through alchemy so he can see his master again and understand himself, noelle in her efforts of become a knight of favonius, and zhongli creating the contract to end all contracts to relieve himself of his duties of being and archon

dendro visions(this is all speculation) are given to people who seek out knowledge for knowledges sake. varka who ignores his job as grand master and goes on constant expeditions, baizhu studying qiqi and medicine to achieve immortality(i think), and yao yao who is supposedly studying under ganyu. also the fact that sumeru has the famous sumeru academia where mona gets a lot of her equipment and where lisa studied

this is all my thinking, but to other people who want to know where i got a lot of this information, look at the descriptions for the ascension crystals. read the description for the full completed crystal for each element, the description shows a quote from the corresponding archon and it gives a vague idea about how visions are given.

-(i don’t know what to call myself)

woahhhh i didn't know it was that in depth,,, they're all so interesting! you'd think they only give out random elements to characters but they fit their personalities so well. makes me excited for future archons too, since their aspirations tie to a corresponding vision. (hydro and cryo in particular interests me)

going off of this, if i were to have a vision (based off a previous ask asking me this but i couldnt answer lol) i think i'd have geo,,,, that's where all the hot people are