#this also makes antis’ screeds ‘think about how lotus would feel if she saw this :(‘ about how terrible people who like ballas are | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

transintellectualistic · 22 days ago

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Everyone please look at Shrimp’s source’s wiki page and tell me that this man’s existence and role in our brain is not the funniest shit ever.

Source: Megalomaniac. War criminal. Cult leader. Mad scientist with a god complex. His misdeeds could fill a novel and his blind lust for power, self-gratification and total dominion over all that breathes have doomed billions to live lives in suffering and squalor. Mortal enemy and personal tormentor of basically any remotely important character in the game. Huge fucking incel.

System: Literally just some office worker. His worst crimes are trying to give us a caffeine addiction and spending way too much time writing spreadsheets. I’d say he needs Ritalin but honestly, he is the Ritalin. Give this man a vacation, god. Also very, very aroace.

Source’s relationship to Source!Nelum: Toxic. Manipulative. Maddeningly horny. Every facet of her identity has been shaped by his calculated decisions over millennia, all made with striking precision just so he could be with the one person he thought would love him unconditionally. There is an entire 6-hour-long narrative quest dedicated to his final Hail Mary attempt at making her his and the near-destruction of the solar system that results in the aftermath.

System’s relationship to Nelum: Yeah they’re buddies. They’re pals. No hard feelings here. If we had a proper headspace they’d go golfing together. There’s not even anything romantic going on they’re just chill colleagues. Again, extreme aroaceness going on in both sides of the equation here!

HE NAMED HIMSELF SHRIMP. LIKE TJE FUCKING CRUSTACEAN

^ “remember this is who you’re being mean to when you’re making fun of me” type of shit

(I love you Shrimp I wouldn’t have you any other way <3)

#our system’s fictives’ relationship to their source is like #yes that is them. they’re watching themselves. that is Just Them.#BUT with the caveat that all their actions in source were essentially one long ongoing tv show that they’re actors in #so when they’re ‘off the air’ so to speak (i.e. living in our brain) everyone’s vibing backstage and having a great time #like i’m not gonna mince words here shrimp literally tortures nelum within an inch of her life in-source #but then in-system they’re just. hey how’s it going man :)#this also makes antis’ screeds ‘think about how lotus would feel if she saw this :(‘ about how terrible people who like ballas are #bc. we KNOW how she would feel because 🌻 is in our head. she doesn’t give a shit lol #any time i see antiship rhetoric in the main tag the entire cast of the game is stood in the front of our headspace like #damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐#🐌 | sin #on that note #talk to me about warframe pleasepleasepleaseplease :3 #rq 🌈🍓#pro 🌈🍓#rqc 🌈🍓#radqueer #radqueer community

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