#this all came to me bc it looks like the krogan dmz and the local cluster seem to be really close to each other btw. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

edenprime · 4 months ago

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i think it would've been soo much funnier if human first contact had been with the krogan. genuinely don't think it would've come to war with them. i just picture some alliance frigate crashlanding on tuchanka after going through a relay for the first time, turning its primitive guns to dust, and being found by like... one of the more level headed clans whose scouts just go look at wtf happened and they get very defensive at first because what if those weird mutant pyjaks are spies from the stg? what if they were sent to tuchanka to spread disease or something even worse than the genophage? but as soon as its clear that they can't understand a word of what they are saying they would get one of their own to call like. an asari ex gf to tell her about the stupid weird aliens that just landed on their planet. to see if she can maybe get them to go away?

#the asari doesnt believe them and thinks its just a ploy of her ex to get back with her. it takes photographic evidence for her to agree.#and like it still takes a while. poor humans run out of food but fear not! they discover pyjak meat doesnt kill you.#and when the krogan (with whom at this point they have some sort of communication figured out. hand gestures or something) learn of this #they just start throwing the poor space monkeys at well. the other newer space monkeys. they can eat each other it works well for them #ania speaks #txt #mass effect #the drawback of Not Having a first contact war is that there would be no like. pity-welcome for the new guys so things would be politically #harder for them. especially since they had to go and make first contact with the *krogan* of all people #this all came to me bc it looks like the krogan dmz and the local cluster seem to be really close to each other btw.

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