#this 4 hour car ride would be so fucked i stg

[cyber444angel]

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Ok so gather children and I will tell a story about the urban adventures of beau, their fiancé and our city car spirit. Ok so part one: act 1 (why the fuck are you doing this) so my fiancé who we shall call Ra grew up bush where as I grew up suburban right so it kinda became a thing when she got her license (currently a green p plater) that we would go for night drives. It used to be fairly early right, so like 6 -7:30 in summer when it’s still pretty light especially in Queensland summer

Part 2 (the kangaroo) Ok so we started going out way earlier, like I’m talking dead of night no cars, wild dogs, boars and fucking snakes literally everywhere. There’s the bloody prison two blocks down a soft road. You can see the floodlights of the court yard it’s creepy as hell but it didn’t go down hill until the kangaroo incident. So we took my sister out with us this one time and we’re having a great time driving out to my fiancé’s old home in the sticks, we turn the corner -

And we see this roo, and like we see it but it’s like it isn’t real, it just looked us dead in the eyes and jumped directly in front of the car and we struck it in the center, but when we stopped the car it wasn’t there. There was no proof we even hit it, no dent no tyre marks no blood no kangaroo. It was like we dreamed the whole thing! But we brushed it off as a fluke right. Then was incident 2 the second incident was a road that appeared from thin air

Ok so after the mountain ends this a three lane road that looks like a T so it’s a T intersection. The sign even shows an intersection that has 3 roads, but when you lap around a second time and come down the road at a different angle the road has 4 roads so it’s now a plus intersection leading back into town. We’ve seen it do this twice but on the third time it stayed as 3. It was the same place very time because we dropped pins. The third incident was very dangerous

The third incident we took a dirt road turn off (btw all these incidents happened around 50km radius around the same mountain at 11:30 exactly) we hadn’t seen before that took us through a loop to the back end where a lot of the dirt is raised from heavy 4wds going through soft terrain. (Bye that kind of terrain in a sedan is a big no no so we were being really dumb) and this car appears outta nowhere and it creeps along behind us for an hour angling it’s high beams into the rear view mirror

The car did this for a whole hour before we lost them, you’d think we would have idk not gone there again. But it’s our favourite look out (u can see the entire city all lit up) and we enjoy the quiet it’s nostalgic so we went again tonight but to urban explore and we got devastatingly lost, and then bogged the car, and the entire time we felt this horrible horrible unease and we couldn’t figure out why. Well the fiancé went down a ways to do something with the back end of the car to shift it-

It’s weight a bit so we could get it in stick and she started freaking out and I was so scared by the sudden noise I stg I almost passed away. Turns out some bastard hard spread a thin metal wire between two trees just down further along with traps and police road spikes for tires. Whoever was down there wasn’t friendly and we high tailed it the fuck out. We had this horrible uneasiness the entire way home like we were being followed. I think we’ll be retiring from urban exploring 

holy shiiiiiit dude this was a ride from start to finish and um weirdly???? makes me wanna go urban exploring so bad like i KNOW you said it was unsettling etc and i think ur right and that ur gut can pick up stuff ur rational brain cannot but like.......... i dont have a self preservation instinct and this frankly sounds like so much fun KJHGTF i hope u guys werent too shook up

[theday]

2) oK MY CONCERT EXPERIENCE BEGINS AND LEMME TELL U IT WAS QUITE A RIDE OK ok so in the car ride their my friends and i belted all their songs (im p sure my parental got annoyed but who cares its MONSTA X) and then when we got there we got our hightouch bracelets and our tickets and then stood in line and like my friends and i felt really confident so we made this whole plan to have the whole auditorium say something to monsta x like after their intro we would go *hoot* monbebe like introducing

ill put the rest of the concert exp asks (tm) in here too so its together

3) ourselves (didnt work because it was too loud but everyone was in on it it just didnt go very well because there wasnt the time) but then we secretly got in early instead of standing in line (oops) because we wanted merch so we went to the MERCH AREA AND I BOUGHT A SHIRT AND THEY ONLY HAD LARGES BUT NO REGRETS OK CUZ I LOVE IT SO MUCH and my friends and i split a light stick WHICH IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL BY THE WAY. and then we eagerly waited to go in but we could hear them rehearsing and we got

4) so overjoyed that we almost died before the concert. anyways the DOOR OPENED AND WE DASHED INSIDE AND GOT TO OUR SEATS BUT OF COURSE Mx didnt come out until like an hour later because the kings they are and THE WAITING WAS TOO MUCH and then later THE LIGHTS WENT OFF AND THERE WAS THIS COOL INTRO INTRODUCING THEMSELVES AND I STFG I ALMOST FAINTED BECAUSE THEY CAME ON STAGE AND DANCED BEAUTIFUL AND I SCREAMED SO HARD YOU COULD HEAR ME FROM ACROSS THE WORLD AND I KEPT JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND

4) (sorry i forgot what number) THEY PERFORMED ALL THEIR BOPPY SONGS although a little salth they didnt perform stuck but its ok i understand AND THEN THEY HAD AN INTERMISSION WHERE THEY TALKED AND CHANGKYUN LOST HIS WALLET AND I ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE OF COURSE THIS CHILD DID AND JOOHEON TALKED ABOUT SALTY PIZZA AND THEY DID AEGYO AND I CRIED OK time for the real salt so during a song they started throwing candy to the crowd and I TOUCHED A PIECE OF CANDY AND TEH GIRL IN FRONT OF ME FUCKING TOOK

5) MY CANDY THAT WONHO THREW AT ME AND I STG I ALMOST STABBED A BITCH (excuse my language) and like I RECORDED BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE SONG BECAUSE I WANTED TO PRESERVE THE AMAZINESS AND KIHYUN AND JOOHEON SANG MIRROR AND I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND then a while later they were like this is the last song AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE PSYCH WE GOT MORE and kihyun lowkey tripped but its ok and WONHO HURT HIMSELF AND HAD TO GO OFF STAGE BUT ITS OK HE HEALED AND CAME BACK BUT I CRIED FOR

6) the chILD I WANT HIM TO BE OK AND THEN THEY DID 5:14 AS THEIR LAST SONG AND I STFG I ACTUALLY ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE IT WENT BY SO FAST AND I DIDNT WANT TO END and you know what they did U KNOW HOW IDOL GO INTO THE FLOOR AFTER THEIR DONE FUCKING MONSTA X PRETENDED THEY WERE GOING INTO THE FLOOR BY GRADUALLY CROUCHING DOWN AND I ALSFJLSFKJ THEYRE SO CUTE LIKE LITTLE BUNNIES I WANTED TO PROTECT AND THEY WAVED AND THERE WAS LITTLE VIDEOS IN BETWEEN THAT WERE LEGENDARY AND THEY TOOK PEOPLES PHOENS

7) AND TOOK SELFIES ON THEM AND IM HERE LIKE KIHYUN ILL THROW U MY PHONE ok but like when they walked on stage i forgot how to breathe THEY LITERALL GODS IN REAL LIFE OK LIKE ACTUAL BEAUTIES NOT EVEN A LITTLE. ok so high touch. ALSFJS CHANGKYUN WAS FIRST AND HE HAD HIS GLASSES ON AND I WAS SO SHOOKEN BECAUSE CHANGKYUN IS GORGEOUS OK LIKE GORGEOUS AND I HIGH FIVED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM AND SHOWNU IS LIKE A LITTLE DAD AND WONHO WAS A LITTLE BUNNY AND LSJFLSJFLS OK SO WHEN I GOT TO KIHYUN

8) HE FUCKING HELD MY HAND LIKE NOT EVEN A HIGH FIVE AS I WAS WALKING AWAY HE WAS STILL HOLDING MY HAND AND I HAD TO LITERAL LET GO BECAUSE MY TIME WAS UP AND HE WAS STILL HOLDING IT AND AS SOON AS I HAD TO LET GO I STARTED CRYING LIKE WITH REAL TEARS I JUST WANTED TO GO BACK OK IT WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE ok im sorry that was so long its just that it was so precious

DJJDSJJSJ I WISH I COULD YELL THE SONGS TOO BUT I ODNT KNOW HALF THE LYRICS SO I ALWAYS MESS UP AND PLEAE HDHSJJHS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO CUTE... JUST DOING UR OWN INTRO ;-// i hope one day itll happen :-O i wanna hear mbbs sing for monsta x tbh.. mydays do it a lot and it sounds absolutely magical

and!!! im glad you managed to buy stuff even if you did . cheat..... omg that sounds so fun wtf... id love to go to a concert but the thought of it kind of scares me?? the only concert id consider going to would be a day6 one dude when we finally reveal ourselves please.... show me the videos id die omg... did u guys do the fanchants ;-/ honestly the whole experience sounds so cool id get a stroke and im so proud of them... they really did a world tour... it still amazes me after all this time :-O 

DJNJSJJ THE WALLET.. I WATCHED THE VLIVE WHERE HE TALKED ABT IT PEPLJNSK ITS SO FUNNY WHAT A LOSER.... omg.. thats so cute though... that they gave out candy :-( its such a cute idea i can imagine them doing that during white sugar ;-0 shit that sounds rly fun and amazing wtfbhjbhdhjs concerts are always amazing tbh... its nice to see you enjoyed yourself!! and kihyunshddsh monsta x aka the group that trip over nothing WDYM HE HURT HIMSELFNFHDKJS...... healed in less than an hour i love a living breathing legend omg.. stop that sounds os fuckijg cute?? the crouching down thing and taking selfies on peoples phones how lucky!!! thats rly.. so cute :^( 

kihyun oh my fukcing god please... hes so precious and sweet i love you mistr yoo what the fuck!!! hes so nice and really the sweetest boy on the planet!! im soosososo happy you got to experience that and thank you for sharing it with me!!!! it was a joy to read and i know it must have been a while but i could still feel your excitementndjhjss i love reading about people’s experiences theyre so cute youre so cute thank you for sharing and im glad you had fun with the monstas!!!!