#this 100% an invitation for ppl who love all three of these idiots to follow

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i collect billy appreciating steddies and eddie appreciating harringroves to hoard in my follows like precious stuffed animals. i am holding all of you close and we are all having a riveting discussion about how steve has two hands, one for each of his metalhead boyfriends <3

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vansh's dumb ass rushing off to that random address he saw. like......... are you even checking on google maps ki kya area hai, is it conducive to having a secret person stashed there as a hostage? pata chala udhar tak pohunch gaye aur ek big bazaar hai.

ishani tripping riddhima as she runs into the house. such middle school bitchidity.

and now some interrogation of really wtf are you and vansh bhai upto all the time, coz no normal ppl can understand wtf your relationship dynamic is anymore.

blah blah some dhamki on dadi ko pata challllllllllll gaya toh??????

idc about this scene except for ishani looking hot af. i love her shirt dress and red lipstick. style icon.

anyway riddhima promises answers in 24 hours and fucks off.

lol vansh reached destination and from the looks of it, it's an empty lot. lmaooooooooooooo, fucking idiot. pehle hi bola tha maine, check kar udhar hai kya.

riddhima meanwhile steals the black box, which changes how it looks every single day.

calls vyom and is like i did my part of the deal, now your turn. they arrange the drop.

lmao vansh comes home to empty safe. follows her as she goes and dumps it in the recycling bins and tells vyom to pick it up.

hoodie waale kisine aake pick up kar diya. which i'm sure is not vyom, but angre/someone else instead.

ew vansh rootin around in the garbage bin for the box. sees it's gone and is all smirkily "INTERESTINGGGGGGG VERYYYYYYYY INTERESTINGGGG" about it. ok either box iske aadmi ne uthaaya hai ya woh asli waala black box nahi tha. warna yeh itna khush nahi hota.

ugh siya is video calling vyom and all WHYYYY CAN'T I COME SEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU?!?!!? i promiseeeee i won't disturb you while you work, i'll just keep looking at you and listening to you. what the ever loving fuck? behen, the relationship you're describing is the one ppl have with animals in zoos. yuck i actually cannot watch this shit man, i'm fwding.

anyway riddhima walks in hearing his voice from siya's room. ek toh yeh kaun bewakoof hai jo apne secret bf se BINA HEADPHONES ke baat karta hai? ffs, 6th graders doing aashiqui better than these fucks.

riddhima yelling at siya about getting involved with shunya circle zero man, while siya yelling back about how did YOUUUUUU see my earring with him, why are YOUUUU meeting him huh?!!?? and vyom is just there on the call like

riddhima trying to warn siya ki he's not a good man............. sis kabhi apne relationships ko dekha hai???? you're running on full 100% in the dept. of having romantic relationships with psychopathic men who try to injure/kill you on a weekly basis.

asdkjsakjdhksajdhksajhdkj i honestly am vyom in this sitch, who's enjoying this convo to the maxxxxxxxx. zoom call par baithe kisi aur ke ghar ka kalesh dekhne ka mazzzaaaa hi kuch aur hai.

angre losing his mind about riddhima stealing the box and vansh is all cool which meansssss........ nakli tha. for sure. shoulda known when we saw it looked diff itself.

lmaooooooooooooooo black box ko orange paint kar ke rakha hua hai iss chutiye ne. and he's bragging about how no one can open it without the key.

meanwhile peeth pe key waali didi andar jhaank ke spying kar rahi hai, as per usual.

kabir over here like main riddhima riddhima chillaaunga, banyaan phaad ke........... guard has had enough of his shit and tells him to stfu.

someone from outside hears this chillam-chilli and calls the police. wow, a responsible citizen, in this show?????????? unbohlievable.

cut to riddhima walking into bedroom (in whole new outfit; huh??? is it a whole other day suddenly?????) which is decorated like a mixture of a grade school on valentine's day + the set of a suhaag raat porno, lmao. husband is also in here, in his red velvet suit, giving her bhaaaaari sex eyes.

riddhima's thinking lagta hai issko pata nahi chala ke maine naak ke neeche se box udaa liya, warne yeh saare phool meri arthiiii pe chadhte.

this b has some nerve talking to siya about her "dangerous relationship" with that shirtless bhopuuuu player when her own husband/said chick's elder brother is a quasi-murderer they live with.

LMAO THEIR WHOLEASS BED IS GONE. ABHI SESK KAHAAN KAROGE? IS CHHOTE SE DINING TABLE PAR? ouff, they must still be in their 20s if they don't require proper lumbar support.

gives her a rose, ofc she pricks herself on a thorn, and nowwwww.... he's sucking on her finger. I'M SORRY THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC OR SEXY AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL. SHE DIDN'T EVEN WASH HER HANDS AFTER COMING INTO THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!! FUCKERS GONNA START SOME INCURABLE PANDEMIC OF THEIR OWN LIKE THIS.

she's all ohohohoho dard bhi tum, dawa bhi tum huh? and he's like yeah babyyyyyyyyyy, coz tum poori ki poori meriiiiiii ho.

ok the sexy is getting scary now. as is on par with this fucker. never a moment where heart rate can be at resting rate with him. and not in a good way.

she's telling him she wants to tell him something, give him some surprise....... and he's like.... ok? and they slow dance while making shakki faces at each other's back.

kabirrrrrrr stillllllllll screaming for riddhima. guard finally calls her and makes him speak to her. she's like bitch tf you want i was about to get laidddddd.........

kabir suddenly in i love you i love you mode. shady. kal tak toh yeh gaana nahi chal raha tha??? *acp pradyuman hand motion* kuch toh gadbad hai.

whoopsssssssssss, police is here. guard is like fuck someone musta called hearing this dude's ruckus.

kabir is like mwahahahahahaha, your game is over now. police will find meeeeee and freeeeee meeeee.

lmaoooooooooo she talks to the police and says ki woh jo chila raha hai, mera mentally unstable bhai hai, toh bas...... inspector is like SAY NO MORE MA'AM, WE DON'T WANNA CHECK ON THE MENTALLY ILL, THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM, NOT AN US PROBLEM AS A SOCIETY, SO GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CRAZY BRO, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

anyway she's like listen up kabir, my deal is over, i'll tell vansh the truth and then you'll be free. so part of the deal with vyom is to keep kabir locked up???????? hein? what even.........

kabir freaking out about riddhima telling vansh the truth, and keeps on saying he'll murder her........ DUDE WHAT THIS SORDID TRUTH ANYWAY IM SO DONE JUST OUT WITH IT ALREADY

vansh comes outta the bathroom shirtless and............... lollipop ladki is here sexily breaking wine glasses in his bedroom. zero boundaries up in this house. NONE WHATSOEVER.

ok sorry i'm not paying attn to anything being said rn coz

lollipop ladki is like why not we drink from one glass and he's like 🤨🤨🤨

wifey's here to spoil the party.

or to make it better????????? coz lol she's like make it three glasses of wine! won't you invite me to whatever's going on???? she looks waaaay more into lollipop ladki than vansh is, which would be the best possible development to riddhima's character.

vansh like hein aise kaise you stealing girl away from meeeeee, and telling lollipop girl ki why don't you and i just chug from the bottle?

cursory invitation to riddhima too.......... man, why is this giving heavy threesome vibes???

riddhima like "no thanks, mujhe do se zyaada hont ek bottle par achche nahi lagte." alksjdlaskjdlsakjdlsajkdlaksjdlka

vansh: achche toh mujhe bhi nahi lagte.

riddhima: par lagta hai tumhe toh kisi ke bhi chalenge.

OUCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

lmaoooooooo now these two are just having their own petty pati-patni fight filled with vague statements about trust and misunderstandings, and lollipop girl is just here like

precap: riddhima about to tell vansh the whole truth or whatever, when vyom calls and is like wtf you gave me a fake black box. riddhima and vansh are once again fighting about truth and dhoka and like.......... bro. idc anymore. someone take your shirt off to make this worth my while.

[kotachii]

Haikyuu! Playing Among Us

Haikyuu Playing Among Us Headcanon

Summary: Among Us shenanigans with the HQ!! boys

Featuring: Karasuno, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Nekoma, Inarizaki, Shiratorizawa, and Itachiyama

Karasuno

Daichi | Brown He doesn't really understand why everyone loves playing this game but he joins in anyways. When he plays, he will yell at people for misconduct. Yes. Misconduct. He is so serious while playing,  treating this like if he is the captain of the ship on an important space mission. Will eject people who call emergency meetings for no reason. Also painfully obvious if he is imposter because suddenly, he isn't lecturing people anymore.

Sugawara | Pink Oh this boy is slyyy. He looks really trustworthy, pink with a dum sticky note on his person. People -- especially Asahi-- love to follow him around for some reason, it's a good thing when he is crew member but when he is imposter....Suga will legit say "I'll follow you and watch you do medscan!" during meetings. Then kill you anyways.  

Tanaka | Black Always the first one ejected. He could never figure out the names of the map location, nor the tasks he has to do. "What tasks did you do?" "Yeah that one!", Tanaka would reply. But which one is "that one"..... No one knows. He is also the type of person to go "You're imposter because you're accusing me!". But it's his fault for playing so suspiciously all of the time and never knowing the names of the tasks or locations.

Nishinoya | Cyan He likes to just run around the map, always the first one there at lights, at reactor or at oxygen when it is sabotaged. No one knows how he gets there so quickly. Just because he is there, doesn't mean that he will get it done. Him and Hinata has been trying to fix the lights for a solid minute but they keep messing eachother up. But when there's a sabotage and Nishinoya isn't there to fix it, it is pretty obvious who is imposter.

Kageyama | Dark Blue Would fat finger and exit out of the downloading task right before the download is finished. Then get angry and give up on doing tasks. Then he will get accused for not doing tasks...usually the second one ejected after Tanaka. Will also accidentally self report after killing when he is imposter.

Hinata | Red He spent a minute trying to fix lights with Nishinoya. Then when a meeting is called, he tried to accuse Nishinoya for purposefully messing up the lights. But he just gets ignored. He also finishes his tasks really quickly except for the ones in electrical. He refuses to go there unless if someone is with him.

Asahi | Lime Green He is soooo nervous when playing this game. He will try to stick around with other people, like follow Suga. But he is also always the first one dead. Suga will abandon him right away--or kill him if Suga is imposter. Asahi will still complete all of the tasks when he is a ghost though.

Tsukishima | White You know those people that when they are imposters, they would lock you in a room and purposefully vent because they know you can't escape? Yeah, that's Tsukishima. When he is playing as crew, he would also pretend that he didn't see it when other players does med scan. Tsukishima isn't playing to win, he is playing for salt.

Yamaguchi | NA It's been half an hour, Yamaguchi is still waiting for Tsukishima to send him the game code. (Spoiler: he never got it)

Kiyoko | Purple Somehow always gets imposter every game. She is silent but deadly, the boys always feels bad voting her off but unlike them, she shows no mercy when she is killing. She also stalks electricals no matter the map. And when she's hosting the game, she always picks Mira because of the vents. Almost has a one hundred percent win rate as imposter. Yachi | Yellow She got pressured into playing because Hinata said it was really fun. But in reality, this game stresses her out so much. A spaceship with 9 other people and 2 of them can kill her? That's a nightmare! If she's crew, you can find Yachi hiding somewhere. On the ship she hides in comms, on polus she hides in spawn and on Mira, she hides in the cafeteria corner. As imposter, however, she will laugh nervously and stutter when someone mentions a kill.

Fukurodani

Bokuto | White "Did anyone see Bokuto?"--"Uhh yeah he was at admin."...3 kills, 4 sabotages, 2 meetings later, "So where was Bokuto?"---"He was in admin with me." Bokuto spent the entire game trying to do card.

Akaashi | Dark Green He's the type of guy to always make complex plays at the last 20 seconds of any emergency meeting. He's always thinking and talking but barely anyone actually does what he says. However, he is very good at picking up little details with the way other players move. He could tell by their actions if they are genuinely crew--even with idiots who spend the entire game doing card-- or imposter.

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa | Cyan When he is imposters with Iwaizumi, he will try to set up for a double kills. Locks the door, him, Iwa and two other poor players. Once he kills the two of them, they win. Will even act all cocky except when he does his end of the double kill, Iwaizumi (his imposter partner) reports the dead body.

Iwaizumi | Black He will 100% throw Oikawa under the bus if they are imposters together. Sometimes on purpose, other times...he just clicked on the report button instead of kill by accident. Also, when he is crew, he never clears anyone. Even when Oikawa followed him the entire game and did tasks in front of him, he will still eject him based off guts feelings.

Nekoma

Kuroo | Red Kuroo will call emergency meetings just to talk shit and tell the other players how he is much faster at doing tasks than them. "I would of been done my tasks if you didn't call this meeting!--" "Still slower than me." Constantly says that he needs to join a real lobby but never does.

Kenma | Yellow The tryhard of his friends group, Kenma has NO CHILL. He demands you list your entire pathing the SECOND he hears your voice. Actually really talkative and into the game but way too hard at it. Usually third imposters because he judges ppls mistakes too harshly. He's a good Imp tho, usually tries to win by sabotages. His 1 tell is that he won't kill Hinata when they're in the same game.

Lev | Orange The type of player who either keeps forgetting to mute his mic or actually doesn't know how? His favorite task is weapons because he gets to shoot the meteors. Yes, he makes a pew pew sound every time he hits them. When he's Imposter it's pretty easy to tell, because he keeps following big groups and hopes to give himself some cred. He's the only player who's ever been convinced to vote himself off. 

Inarizaki

Osamu | Brown His only goal playing this game is to kill Atsumu as imposter. It doesn't matter if someone is beside them. He will deadass kill Atsumu in a room filled with people just for spite. When he gets ejected, the dead chat will be filled with Atsumu and Osamu arguing with eachother.

Atsumu | Lime Green When Atsumu is crew, he tries to be group leader. He likes to think he is this game's expert but the truth is, he always gets his facts wrong. He is like the walmart version of Kenma. Will accuse people for not doing keys and ends up ejecting crew members. People eventually stop letting him take the lead. Also,  he runs whenever he sees Osamu.

Kita | Red He gets disconnected 5 seconds into the game. His internet connection is Awful with a capital A. He never really ends up playing, and the one game his internet didn't fail him, he spent the whole time standing in the spawn area because he didn't know what he had to do.

Shiratorizawa

Tendou | Red He only has 2 modes when he plays. Total prick and hacking total prick. Whether he's imposter or not, Tendou doesn't do a single task and follows people around the entire game. He likes to hang out on vents and messes up lights on purpose. He's also the only guy who hacks the game just to skip emergency meetings. Tendo calls it "E-blocking"

Ushijima | NA He got an invite to play with everyone "among us" on some "steam" and was really confused. He boiled some water and let his kitchen fill up with steam. He told Tendou the next day it wasn't for him.

Extra

Sakusa | Yellow Sakusa refuses to do tasks out of order even if there's three in his path. He also refuses to wear hats or costumes of any kind. As imposter, Sakusa doesn't like killing people and always tries to sabotage win because he finds the killing image to be dirty. He also votes ejects people based off colours he doesn't like. Not even because he finds them sus.