#this 🤝 that snake oil lady i listened to on the radio once who claimed her lotion could make your skin hold 1000x its weight in water

[alivehouse]

i love watching like spa/massage type videos on youtube where they just lie to the person getting the spa treatment for like a full half hour. this ladys claiming her technique can shrink your skeleton right now. unsure why anyone would want that exactly but the person making the video seems sold