#thirsty bitch

[multifandominfj]

They are so freaking pretty to look at. 😮‍💨🪭 These two weren’t just thirsty….They were 💦THIRSTY💦 thirsty for each other.

Then Fina going all 👀 when she heard the guy behind them? Best part of the episode 😂.

[darkaquarius93]

watching Hunter x Hunter for the first time

and I'm horny on main for Hisoka? this funny dressed man with his makeup on, much skinnier than my usual tastes, and clearly fond of murder? is it the eyes? is it the velvet voice of Keith Silverstein? is it the way he moves? idk what he has, but ovaries, fallopian tubes, and uterus are all in alignment and pointing at him

he does this:

and my whole reproductive system went: that's the one

[charliexxxsharpe]

I'm hot and you are thirsty 😘

[thedanceronthestreets]

I genuinely think john watson (enola holmes) was created in the lab for me cause he has 43 seconds of screentime but a connection to so many past incarnations whose traits i can pick and choose from so i can build my own perfect little guy!

[ashadowofburnedoutstardust]

Completely off topic from current events but:

[pedropascalito]

HE

IS

JUST

SO

BEEFY

!!!!!!!!!!!

[pinkpurrrr]

I don't think I will ever be the same after watching saltburn I neeeed moreeee

[roseatorte]

Waking up feeling like a horny slut with so many desires and no release.

Will I find an oasis in this desert of pleasure?

[multifandominfj]

I just discovered Lovecraft Country, HOLY FUCK. Christina Braithwhite can use me all she likes. I’d say yes every time, for whatever she needs.

Side Note: The show really let her character development down, and her relationship with Ruby.

[existentialismbaby]

Thirsty, baby bring it over here

[jayfey-anime]

One thing I didn't know about T is how fucking thirsty it makes some people. Like they cover the serious, permanent changes but they didn't mention that I would need to drink a fucking ocean everyday to function lol

Hey transmasc friends NOT on hrt, what questions do you have about testosterone that I could answer in a zine

[highonjen]

something about ice water

[opalcider]

Thirst quenched

[emmbny]

Damn, they were thirsty frfr

Okay, remember Shape shifter farmer reader? [Tdlr: they're a shapeless entity who rounds up endangered monster/hybrid species and attempts to help them bond with each other to continue on, but they all want the farmer as their mate as they can literally shift to be a suitable partner] That, but with a reader who's like a breeding bull. They're still trying to help those in need to an extent, but with a more hands on approach by donating their fluids to those who request their services. They simply shift into form compatable with the requestee and get down to business. Maybe they'll also a streamer to help with production - they're a cat-boy Twink one stream and a big, beefy cow hybrid the next.

The only problem with business is that their clients and fans want the full package. Reader is discreet as they can be when it comes to certain aspects of their job, but there's always prying eyes. Eyes who may put two and two together and realize their favorite streamer is also selling their precious seed for what feels like chum change to most. Cue obsessed weirdos buying their stock for any reason other than its intended purpose - I mean, there's definitely some who want their kid, but there's a bigger audience who'd chug that shit like gamer girl bathwater.

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Shape-Shifter Reader: Got your supply right here. You said you were paying in cash right?

Yan Client: Y-yes, I hope this will be enough..

Shape-Shifter Reader: It's definitely more than we agreed. I don't have any change on hand. Lemme check my car real quick.

[Reader grabs some bills from their car and returns to hand them to their client. Their client stands their with moist lips and an empty vial.]

Yan Client: .... It's not what it looks like..... But - if I let you keep all the money can I have more?

[pwincesspeachx]

This is the shit that will get you blocked on my account…🤢🤢

[multifandominfj]

LIKE?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I just let out a guttural bark at these pictures. I’ve never been so feral in my entire life. The vice grip chokehold Katie has on my soul.

I was already a thirsty Bisexual…Now? I’m one parched hoe who needs to rehydrate and fan themselves.

I need 5-10 business days to recover. 😮‍💨🤤