#thinking abt that post where brain ghost dirk calls jake his boyfriend *after* real dirk broke up with him

[nintendont2502]

Brain Ghost Dirk is so fucking funny just like. Conceptually

You're only dating this guy because he asked you out before any of your other friends did (since apparently they're all hot for the br*tish Lara croft genderbend) and honestly he's a little too clingy, but also youre so obsessed with him that you subconsciously create a hope powered replica of him in your mind that you use to attack yourself with, and also he can take a physical form sometimes if you believe in him hard enough

Incredible stuff