#thinkin abt blorbo...

[anachronistic-falsehood]

#6 for the wrapped game >:]c i think number 6 songs are fun. which one got left juuuust off the top 5

THIS ONE IS NOT A SURPRISE 2 ME. god. i had this shit on repeat for ages. its not even that good a song it just scratched an itch in my brain. anyway here's some gay qsmp shit

The lights of Las Casualonas flash in Pac's eyes, leaving afterimages of the bodies around him in his vision, his head spins from alcohol, the music is deafening, and he doesn't think he's felt this alive since Cell ate his leg.

He's never been a party guy. Clubs were never his scene. But Melissa is on a stripper pole on stage and laughing as Mariana sticks a couple bills between her tits, Etoiles is half passed out at the bar and babbling to Phil in what might be French or English but it's really hard to tell, Fit is dancing with Mike in the corner and looks really fucking hot covered in sweat like that Jesus fucking Christ, and everyone else, all of Pac's friends and family, are dancing and drinking and having fun like they're going to die tomorrow.

With everything else that's been happening lately, they all needed this.

He stumbles into a body and giggles, struggling to keep his balance. "Sorry, sorry," he mutters. "I'm just--I need another drink."

The person turns around and his heart leaps into his throat. Cell. Cellbit. Not--not Cell. He's hasn't been Cell in years. Like, a decade, probably. Has it been that long since Alcatraz? Damn.

Cellbit looks at him, eyes hazy, and oh, yeah, he's also drunk as fuck, isn't he? He's got a drink in his hand, and it's something red, and there's a drop of it on the corner of his mouth, and Pac isn't sure if he wants to run away or lick it off his face.

No, he shouldn't do that. Down, boy. Chill.

Cellbit smiles, his too-sharp teeth glinting in the light, and there's a slight red tint to them because of whatever he's drinking, and Pac wishes it was his blood in that cup. What? Who said that. No one said that. No one said--anything. He's normal.

"Queridinho," Cellbit purrs--literally, like a fucking cat, shit, and Pac feels like an electrical current has been sent down his spine. Fucking hell.

He looks so much like Cell. He is Cell, just--older. Different. Hotter. Pac finds himself giggling again. This is weird. Nice, though. Man, Cellbit is sexy. Pac wants to, like, open up his ribs and crawl into his chest cavity, or something. No, that's weirder. He's drunk. Whatever.

He stumbles, and Cellbit holds out his arms to steady him, drink sloshing in his cup. "Woah. Peqi, how many drinks have you had?"

Pac tries to count on his fingers, but trying to focus on them is hard. He giggles again and leans his forehead on Cellbit's shoulder.

"Mmmmm, a few," he mutters, and he's not even sure if he's talking loud enough for Cellbit to hear.

Then Cellbit's giggling, and Pac stumbles into him, and they've got an armful of each other, Cellbit's drink spilling a little on Pac's pants, but who cares anymore, really? This is nice. This is really nice.

Pac pulls away just enough to look at Cell's face--Cellbit's face, god dammit, they're--different people. Kind of. Not really. That's how Pac likes to think about it, but Cellbit looks a lot like Cell right now, looking down at Pac like he's--like he's a rabbit and Cell is a wolf. Or something. That's hot. Also terrifying. Mostly hot though.

Cellbit holds up his drink like an offering, staring at Pac, waiting.

Pac leans forward and places his lips on the rim of the cup. Cellbit gently tips it, letting Pac get a sip of what's in it. Cranberry and raspberry juice, mostly, with some vodka. Hm. Not bad.

Cellbit lowers the cup, then immediately leans in to press a kiss to Pac's lips, way too quick and way too chaste. "Want another drink?" he mutters, mere centimetres from Pac's mouth.

Pac nods. Cellbit takes his hand and starts dragging him through the crowd towards the bar. Pac smiles, holds on tight, and lets Cell sweep him away in the flashing lights.

[aptericia]

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

[lynxfrost13]

Holt’s vision was basically the first thing to go as she became infected with the corruption happening in Sierpinski-23 and it absolutely wrecks me

[shiryawashere]

you ever miss your comfort character so bad you gotta go outside about it

[anarkissm]

DOSSIER CHEAT SHEET

LEGAL NAME : claudette morel. NICKNAME[S] : claud, "santa claud" by her father during the winter holidays, detty (by family + loved ones), science girl, the botanist, the empath, etc. DATE OF BIRTH : september 18, 1980 (missing since 2005). GENDER : nonbinary black woman. "demigirl" would probably be the specific label, but more importantly: she does not acknowledge the sex-gender dyad pseudoscience posited by old white men and evangelical fanatics which ultimately set a standard of beauty and "normal" that was impossible to achieve as a visibly black person. claudette's past struggles with school and their ableist teaching methods taught her that western sciences and systems are not the benchmarks of truth or progress. but in the context of her lived experience, it is impossible to separate herself from being (seen as) a dark-skinned black woman. PLACE OF BIRTH : ville-marie borough of montreal, canada.

FAMILY INFORMATION

SIBLING[S] : no siblings; several cousins from canada and brazil. PET[S] : a green and blue christmas beetle or scarab named darwin (2 years). a stag beetle named eartha (5 years). before she went missing in the woods, she took care of an ant farm in her cabin. typically has a custom terrarium for her buggy pets. she loves pets like cats and dogs, but does not have the commitment to keep a large vertebrate since they're too high maintenance for her autism. instead, claudette regularly babysits her friend's anxious corgi, named celeste; the quiet, shy 5-year-old dog was rescued from a shelter and did not have an easy early life, so claudette always spoiled her with treats whenever she would visit them. claudette is the only other human that celeste trusts!

RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION

SEXUAL ORIENTATION : asexual spectrum. RELATIONSHIP STATUS : single. SINCE WHEN : carnaval season(s) in salvador de bahia, brazil.

tagged by: @hatethepm tyy

tagging: @mrgoatman @obituaried @kenasakis @ubcs @pyrrh1c @chaoslulled (harley) @spiderled @alphateamsfinest @afraidofchange (ana or shepard) @hollowsparda (max) @sayitan @evirsor (raynne) @mortisvitae + everyone steal it

[fuka-petals]

I find it funny how I can hate someone and the majority of their ocs but then they just have one or two blorbos that are super silly and I love them

[dandyshucks-moving]

I've got the cutest drawing in the works... i have to keep sitting back and take a moment to recollect myself bc its SOOO GOOD AND SWEET AAUUGHHHH

[medium5]

at the celebration of the biggest achievement of my life so far thinkin abt my blorbos

[ghost-oftheriver]

thinkin abt my blorbo rn

[delhe-dalim]

Thinkin abt my blorbos in silly wholesome scenarios

[lynxfrost13]

Greetings protektor o7

How's Sonderbar doing? Scavenger EULR isn't listening in btw to ambush her. No no. Just curious :3

Hello my eule friend!!! Sonderbar is most certainly doing!!! She’s probably still hiding under a desk somewhere in sierpinski scared out of her mind ngl… I don’t see how she’s gonna get outta there she’s kind of a wuss (I would be too if my friends all turned into zombies and tried to kill me tho).

And hypothetically if she were eavesdropping, Scavenger eule doesn’t know which desk tho… there are a lotttt of desks to look under so so many

[cyancherub]

(bites my fist off) need to make a gambling au of poker player blorbos. thinkin abt them sitting around a table smoking cigars . i will go crazy

[rabbitsquib]

I might have another addition to my blorbo list soon bc I’ve been kinda thinkin abt madam pomfrey >_< ❤️

SHES SO PRETTY

[clownhonkbonk]

this is way too fun for me not to do

1, first podcast- the magnus archives!!! super fun and finished it in 9 days. everything got outta control from there

2, cried over - rusty quill gaming! only one ive cried over,,,

3, podcast pet - uhmm i will never call madeline from wooden overcoats a pet but i do love her..

4, best music - wooden overcoats... call me biased as i am listening to s4 rn but woah i love it.

5, difficult plot - the magnus protocol probably. i just haven't gotten crazy into it and stopped listening after ep 10

6, friends ? - doug eiffle n martin blackwood..

7, enemies ? - jedidiah martin and jonathan sims

8, mixing up voices - still getting used to the adventure zone group

9, breathing - jon sims because he breaths down the mic whenever the horrors chase him

10, first time again - malevolent maybe??? bwaha it's just an experience..

11, multiple listens - jrwi ! i used to just relisten to the fated and pd..

12, more attention - oh god. the amelia project?

13, multitasking - i like to clean and draw while listening to podcasts, or play horror games so i can be freaked out by TWO things.

14, blorbo - i love love love so many guys but jedidiah martin i would die for you.

15, anti blorbo - i don't like uhh i can't think of any..

16, song connections - shia labeouf song w tma hunt

17, brainrot - i cannot stop thinkin abt camp here and there.. it's been months..

18, regrets - i don't regret listening to any podcasts so far

19, favourite couple - oh dear i love too many. i really adore jmart ofc. and jedidiah and sydney are so important to me.. they're all so dear.

20, fashion?? - RUDYARD FUNN AND ANTIGONE FUNN DRESS SO WELL IN MY MIND. rudyard constantly wears suits whenever he's working with a black trenchcoat for dramatic... and antigone wears awesome dresses sometimes..

Podcast themed ask game cause I’m bored!

1.) what’s the first podcast you listened to?

2.) what’s a podcast you’ve cried over?

3.) Favorite podcast pet? (Idk if that’s worded weird but like if one of the characters has a cat or smth)

4.) what podcast has the best soundtrack/music?

5.) what’s a podcast that you really like but find it kinda hard to follow the plot?

6.) what characters from different podcasts do you think would be friends?

7.) what characters from different podcasts do you think would hate each other?

8.) what’s a podcast where you mix up the characters voices?

9.) what’s a podcast that you know the characters so well you can recognize their breathing?

10.) what’s a podcast that you wish you could listen to again for the first time?

11.) what’s a podcast you’ve listened to more than once?

12.) what’s a podcast you wish more people listened to?

13.) what do you like to do while listening to a podcast?

14.) who is a podcast character that you love?

15.) who is a podcast character you can’t stand?

16.) what songs do you associate with a certain character/ podcast?

17.) what’s a podcast that you can’t stop thinking about?

18.) are their any podcasts that you regret listening to?

19.) whose your favorite podcast couple?

20.) whose a podcast character that you think would dress really cool?

[lemonlightt]

the fnaf hyfix has been resurfacing AGAIN thinkin abt trying to redesign fnaf blorbos <- girl who cant draw anthropromortilhic or whateber charwcyers

[golisopod-mutual]

thinkin abt one of my blorbos again <3 just when I thought the brainworms were fading